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| "The Sensational Spinning Seal" |
"Even if you've been to Sea World, you won't have seen a seal performing tricks as sensational as this one! Just wind him up and he'll start to spin the ball on his nose before dropping to his tummy and rolling it in a circle, and then flipping the ball back up onto his nose again. Available in both blue and white designs – please order more than one if you would like to adopt both seals."
Price: 2.75
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| "Rainbow Streamer" |
"Enormous loops, twists and turns are easily created using this brightly coloured streamer. An adjustable control cord on the handle allows the swirls to be shortened and lengthened mid-flight and the whirling sound created by the fabric tail adds to the spectacle. Absorbing entertainment for children, whether watching the action or playing with it themselves."
Price: 7.50
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| "Spinning Sunflower Sprinkler" |
"Whereas most flowers expel sweet smells for us to enjoy, this one sprays the garden with water! Just hook up a hose to its base using the handy universal connector and turn on the tap. Within seconds the trio of sunflowers will start to spin and sprinkle water in all directions. It's a fantastic centrepiece for any garden game and offers some classic summer fun."
Price: 14.00
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| "Mini Smart Putty" |
"All of our slime products are safe, non-toxic, and in line with all EU toy safety regulations. See below for more details. Play with this putty in your hands and marvel at its strikingly bright colour! The amazing shape-shifting putty can be moulded, stretched, bounced and even melts into a puddle if you leave it long enough. It even comes with a handy little container that seals in the freshness, making it easy to store for gungy fun time and time again. Available in a range of different colours. Order more than one to receive a mix of designs. Safety Information: Our slime and putty products are rigorously tested against relevant European standards to ensure conformity to the Toy Safety Directive. Boron levels in our slime and putty products comply with EU safety limits, UK and EU legislation, and are safe for children to use."
Price: 3.00
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| "Cards Against Humanity" |
"Play time: 30+ minutes | Players: 4-12 (best with 6-8) | For ages: 18+ New in version 2.0: Even more cards (600 compared to 550 in the original) and over 150 new and updated cards. We'll tell you now, Cards Against Humanity can be an incredibly awkward experience to play amongst friends and family members. Sure, most of the cards seem quite harmless or fun out of context pop culture references. But then someone plays one that reads "Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus" and the whole group falls apart in shock and laughter. This is a game for dark and twisted people with a robust sense of humour, but what a game it is! In the box you'll find a deck of 600 cards. The black cards provide a question or fill-in-the-blanks style scenarios, such as "Why can't I sleep at night-" or "Science will never explain [blank]." Players then make a hand from the remaining white cards that feature answers to these questions, such as "Crystal meth", "Altar boys" or "A mime having a stroke" (these were some of the nicer examples we could find, there's some real filth in the box). At the start of each round a single black question card is placed on the table between all players. Everyone then looks at their hand of white cards and finds what they think to be the funniest answer to the question, then places their cards on the table. The funniest as decided by the group or the designated Card Czar (a role which switches between players each round) wins an Awesome Point. The game ends when the first player reaches an Awesome Point level you agree on before the game or when you run out of black cards. The player with the most Awesome Points wins (obviously, because that's how games work)."
Price: 29.99
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| Cock-A-Hoopla |
"Catch rings on the end of your cock whilst still maintaining the smallest slither of dignity. Don't worry, this game doesn't require you to whip anything out of your trousers as it includes a large inflatable penis that comes complete with an adjustable waistband strap. One lucky player dons the enormous penis and then attempts to catch the hoops that are thrown by the other players. It's sure to create an endless supply of truly unforgettable late night party games!"
Price: 10.00
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| "Boob Battles" |
"Go into battle as nature intended, swinging a pair of big bulbous boobies to defeat your opponent! Boob Battles is a completely silly and utterly hilarious party game that involves strapping a set of inflatable breasts to your chest with the bra-like harness included. Each boob is held in place with Velcro, meaning it can be knocked off given the right kind of nudge. Each player charges at the other, attempting to remove their opponent's chesticles using their own mighty pair. The first player to knock off their opponent's boobies is the winner. This party game is great fun and sure to create some pretty unforgettable evenings in with friends."
Price: 15.00
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| "Dickhead Hoopla" |
"Is it a unicorn- Is it a narwhal- No! It's a person with a big plastic willy on their forehead. Dickhead Hoopla challenges players to knob-up and attempt to catch rings on the end of their head-mounted penis. It's a hilariously rude and raunchy party game that can be played in any number of ways and is sure to create some truly unforgettable evenings of entertainment. The set includes a pair of cocks on headbands as well as several colourful hoops."
Price: 8.00
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| "Peppermint Nipples" |
"Whether you like to suck them or chew them, these Peppermint Nipples have a much more minty flavour than the real thing and can be enjoyed whenever the need arises. Just pop open the tin and pick out one of these nipple-shaped sugar free mints whenever you feel the need to freshen up your mouth. Offer them to friends and colleagues and wait for their reactions – it's priceless!"
Price: 2.50
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| "Penis Pasta" |
"The longer you cook this salaciously shaped Durum wheat pasta, the bigger it gets! Serve it up and finish it off with a splash of your favourite creamy sauce to make the meal complete. If you're feeling really daring, you can also attempt the included raunchy recipe and add some big balls to the mix (minced beef of course). Just watch your unsuspecting dinner guests' faces at the moment before they tuck into their pile of penis pasta - we guarantee it'll be photo worthy moment. Caution: overcooking may result in a limp and unsatisfying experience."
Price: 5.00
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| "Rc Street Trooper Scorpion" |
"This Scorpion can sting from a distance! The Street Trooper Scorpion is a transforming RC bike that packs a hidden punch. Whilst it may look and behave like a three-wheeled bike at first, hit the transform button and the tail rises up and the dart launcher appears from its concealed position. Tap the should buttons and the rotating drum shoots its payload of five darts at whatever target you've manoeuvred to attack. And when you're out of ammo, just press transform again to return to bike mode and make a speedy getaway. How cool is that- The controller features a tri-channel transmitter too, allowing up to three RC cars to battle it out simultaneously."
Price: 70.00
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| "1:14 Rc Lamborghini Centenario" |
"Crank up the speed of your RC collection with this amazing 1:14 scale full function Lamborghini Centenario sports car (81275). The pistol grip controller features an intuitive design that gives incredibly precise steering, and the tri-channel transmitter allows up to three cars to race against each other without their signals getting mixed up. Every angle and curve of the body has been faithfully recreated across the car's chassis, even the head and tail lights work!"
Price: 50.00
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| "Rc Rock Crawler 6x6" |
"Don't let anything hold you back when you go off the beaten track! Introducing the Rock Crawler 6x6, a six-wheeled beast designed to scramble and climb over any obstacle you can throw at it. With low gearing and articulated suspension on all axles, this RC car can conquer almost any terrain you can throw at it, from loose stones to towering rocks and everything in between. And you don't have to go it alone either, as the intuitive pistol grip controller has a selection of different channels that allow up to three vehicles to operate at the same time."
Price: 60.00
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| "Wave Racer Speedboat" |
"This is no bath toy. It's a proper speed boat designed to tear up and down boating lakes like a rocket skimming across the water's surface. The huge amount of water that it kicks up in its wake is a good indicator of how insanely fast it moves! In fact, whilst capturing the video for it our photographer was soaked as the boat took a hard turn and threw up a massive wall of water as it changed direction (sorry Nick). To set it up, simply charge the battery for a couple of hours, then slip it into the boat's hull, clip it back together again and you're ready for waterborne action! Drop it in the water and push forward the control to engage its powerful twin propellers, each powered by a high performance electric racing motor that kicks out a huge amount of speed. When you're finished power boating for the day, fish it out and the on-board safety cut-out ensures the propellers can't start up out of water making it incredibly safe to use. As such it's a perfect high performance boat for beginners, and ideal for use in swimming pools, small ponds, rivers and lakes. This is an excellent first step for anyone who's interested in the world of aquatic RC vehicles."
Price: 50.00
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| "Rc Colossus Monster Truck" |
"Have an RC race over just about any terrain with this extra-large Monster Truck. Sporting four massive wheels that lift this beast almost two inches from the ground, it's capable of clearing and scurrying across a variety of tough terrains that would leave other remote control cars completely grounded. The intuitive remote controller allows drivers of all skill levels to effortlessly manoeuvre this massive truck just about anywhere that's big enough for it to drive through, indoors or out."
Price: 39.99
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| "Starlight Projector Torch" |
"A special torch with interchangeable globes that fit to the front, one projecting small dots like a constellation of tiny stars, the other showing the moon, planets and shooting stars. Create amazing effects on a bedroom wall or ceiling."
Price: 7.00
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| "Jellyfish Lamp" |
"Keep a trio of dancing jellyfish at home inside this incredibly cool liquid lamp. Just switch it on and the bloom of jellies springs to life, swimming around the enclosure with their tentacles trailing behind them. With the base of the tank lit, the bulbous head of each jellyfish has a glow about it that makes this water feature a particularly effective mood piece or alternate night light."
Price: 11.99
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| "Star Lamp Projector" |
"Throw a beautiful starlit view across your ceiling that slowly turns in time with this Star Lamp Projector. Just turn it on and the sides illuminate with stars whilst light shines through the prism in the top, filling the ceiling of any room with a galaxy of twinkling lights. It provides a cool and calming light show for any, and can also double up as a brilliant alternative to a night light."
Price: 24.00
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| "Plasma Lamp Speaker" |
"Now this is the coolest retro-style speaker ever! The tall tube is filled with lightning-like plasma that constantly crawls up its sides, leaping to your touch as soon as you lay a finger on its curved edges. But plug in your media player or smartphone (via the included aux cable) and this awesome plasma lamp also becomes a speaker, causing the arcing strands of electricity inside to dance and react to your favourite tunes. This brilliant speaker is guaranteed to liven up any room, giving it an achingly cool atmosphere that's brilliant for parties."
Price: 50.00
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| "Motion Lamp Speaker Blue/Green" |
"This is one of the grooviest speakers we've ever seen! Switch it on and the blue water illuminates as the green blobs starts to dance and tumbles around each other in an utterly calming motion. But plug in your media player or smartphone (via the included aux cable) and this soothing motion lamp also becomes a speaker. Play your favourite tunes from this captivating mood piece that helps turn any room into the ultimate chill out zone."
Price: 50.00
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| "Plasma Eye" |
"There's something very Big Brother-like about this large eye… At its centre is a cool plasma lamp that sparks out lightning-like tendrils which climb and move around its casing in the most mesmerising way. Start to play music and the arcing plasma will react to it, dancing and hopping to the beat in a way you won't be able to stop watching! It's a curious gadget that's unlike any other lamp in our collection."
Price: 30.00
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| "Gp Ultra Battery Aa 4pk" |
"Don't forget the batteries! This four pack of long-lasting AA batteries is perfect for keeping your gifts and gadgets powered."
Price: 2.50
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| "Spinbug - Red" |
"Watch it light up, spin and roll into action! The Spinbug is a seriously cool remote control stunt car that excels in everything spin related. It controls in a similar way to any other RC car, but slam the control sticks in opposite directions and it becomes a whirlwind of rotational fun. Our favourite trick is to break out of the spin with a sudden forward jolt, sending the car into an extreme wheelie. The raised back wheel ensures the car can't flip or roll into a position it can't recover from too, making it an ideal car for stunt enthusiasts of all ages!"
Price: 20.00
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| "Drum Mat" |
"Drum kits introduce a lot of practical problems, mainly that they require a large, soundproof room that would usually be better served by a bed, table or sofa. Of course, a lot of children don't appreciate this sound logistical argument, so why not compromise and get them a drum set they can roll up- This musical mat features four drums and three cymbals they can bash away at, with the option of playing alongside pre-recorded backing tracks and even music from MP3 and CD players. It also has a volume knob to solve that other issue drums have."
Price: 35.00
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| "Bubble Machine" |
"The marvellous mechanical bubble blower blasts out thousands of bubbles simply by adding the liquid (included) and flicking a switch. It's a guaranteed source of amusement for young children on a summer's day and a pretty attraction at picnics, parties and family gatherings."
Price: 15.00
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| "Colour Changing Pineapple" |
"Pineapples are great, but sadly most of the pointy tropical fruits at the supermarket lack the ability to illuminate and glow in a range of colours. Fortunately, Hawkin is here to save the day with this light-up Colour Changing Pineapple. Just flick the switch and this perfectly moulded pineapple starts to glow before gradually phasing between different colours. It makes for a brilliant mood piece (not to mention a great conversation starter) and can also be used as an alternative to a night light. It's the most practical pineapple you'll ever own."
Price: 8.00
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| "Virtual Pet" |
"Virtual Pets became a hugely popular novelty in the late 90s and since that time have evolved to become a wide range of more advanced pet care programmes both online and in hand held consoles. However, there is something very appealing about the simplicity of the original key fob pet care devices. The little dot matrix screen depicts a character (chosen from 32 creatures, which include a cat, panda, and even a dinosaur) to care for by selecting food, play and cleaning options. The creature appears to have a mind of its own and will beep when it is hungry, ill or has left a steaming gift in the bottom right hand corner. Successfully nurturing the little character causes it to grow, behave itself and prosper; neglect (wilful or otherwise) can result in an untimely demise. No matter what the outcome, however, a small button on the reverse of key fob restarts the process for another try. A fascinating challenge for children, and a nostalgic interest for those who missed out first time around!"
Price: 8.00
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| "Colour Changing Egg" |
"Sometimes there is great functionality - sometimes great design. Just occasionally both come together, and when they do, it appears they are egg shaped! This pleasing free standing rubbery white egg morphs slowly through pretty rainbow colours creating a soothing, magical glow. A safe alternative to candles. One egg is beautiful, imagine how good a whole nest of them would look-"
Price: 7.00
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| "Dj Set" |
"When they just can't decide what instrument to play, children can always try a bit of everything with this extensive roll-up DJ play mat. Everything can be given a stern prod to make noises, clashes and maybe even a bit of music. Whether using the 24-key keyboard, four drum pads, DJ scratch disk or playing around with the pre-recorded tracks, there's enough variety here to satisfy all musical tastes. Connect an MP3 or CD player to play your own music through the system and make your own improvements along the way. For example, we always thought JLS would sound better drowned out by loud, sustained drumming."
Price: 34.00
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