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| "Dickhead Hoopla" |
"Is it a unicorn- Is it a narwhal- No! It's a person with a big plastic willy on their forehead. Dickhead Hoopla challenges players to knob-up and attempt to catch rings on the end of their head-mounted penis. It's a hilariously rude and raunchy party game that can be played in any number of ways and is sure to create some truly unforgettable evenings of entertainment. The set includes a pair of cocks on headbands as well as several colourful hoops."
Price: 8.00
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| "Peppermint Nipples" |
"Whether you like to suck them or chew them, these Peppermint Nipples have a much more minty flavour than the real thing and can be enjoyed whenever the need arises. Just pop open the tin and pick out one of these nipple-shaped sugar free mints whenever you feel the need to freshen up your mouth. Offer them to friends and colleagues and wait for their reactions – it's priceless!"
Price: 2.50
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| "Penis Pasta" |
"The longer you cook this salaciously shaped Durum wheat pasta, the bigger it gets! Serve it up and finish it off with a splash of your favourite creamy sauce to make the meal complete. If you're feeling really daring, you can also attempt the included raunchy recipe and add some big balls to the mix (minced beef of course). Just watch your unsuspecting dinner guests' faces at the moment before they tuck into their pile of penis pasta - we guarantee it'll be photo worthy moment. Caution: overcooking may result in a limp and unsatisfying experience."
Price: 5.00
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| "Starlight Projector Torch" |
"A special torch with interchangeable globes that fit to the front, one projecting small dots like a constellation of tiny stars, the other showing the moon, planets and shooting stars. Create amazing effects on a bedroom wall or ceiling."
Price: 7.00
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| "Jellyfish Lamp" |
"Keep a trio of dancing jellyfish at home inside this incredibly cool liquid lamp. Just switch it on and the bloom of jellies springs to life, swimming around the enclosure with their tentacles trailing behind them. With the base of the tank lit, the bulbous head of each jellyfish has a glow about it that makes this water feature a particularly effective mood piece or alternate night light."
Price: 11.99
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| "Star Lamp Projector" |
"Throw a beautiful starlit view across your ceiling that slowly turns in time with this Star Lamp Projector. Just turn it on and the sides illuminate with stars whilst light shines through the prism in the top, filling the ceiling of any room with a galaxy of twinkling lights. It provides a cool and calming light show for any, and can also double up as a brilliant alternative to a night light."
Price: 24.00
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| "Plasma Lamp Speaker" |
"Now this is the coolest retro-style speaker ever! The tall tube is filled with lightning-like plasma that constantly crawls up its sides, leaping to your touch as soon as you lay a finger on its curved edges. But plug in your media player or smartphone (via the included aux cable) and this awesome plasma lamp also becomes a speaker, causing the arcing strands of electricity inside to dance and react to your favourite tunes. This brilliant speaker is guaranteed to liven up any room, giving it an achingly cool atmosphere that's brilliant for parties."
Price: 50.00
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| "Motion Lamp Speaker Blue/Green" |
"This is one of the grooviest speakers we've ever seen! Switch it on and the blue water illuminates as the green blobs starts to dance and tumbles around each other in an utterly calming motion. But plug in your media player or smartphone (via the included aux cable) and this soothing motion lamp also becomes a speaker. Play your favourite tunes from this captivating mood piece that helps turn any room into the ultimate chill out zone."
Price: 50.00
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| "Plasma Eye" |
"There's something very Big Brother-like about this large eye… At its centre is a cool plasma lamp that sparks out lightning-like tendrils which climb and move around its casing in the most mesmerising way. Start to play music and the arcing plasma will react to it, dancing and hopping to the beat in a way you won't be able to stop watching! It's a curious gadget that's unlike any other lamp in our collection."
Price: 30.00
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| "Gp Ultra Battery Aa 4pk" |
"Don't forget the batteries! This four pack of long-lasting AA batteries is perfect for keeping your gifts and gadgets powered."
Price: 2.50
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| "Spinbug - Red" |
"Watch it light up, spin and roll into action! The Spinbug is a seriously cool remote control stunt car that excels in everything spin related. It controls in a similar way to any other RC car, but slam the control sticks in opposite directions and it becomes a whirlwind of rotational fun. Our favourite trick is to break out of the spin with a sudden forward jolt, sending the car into an extreme wheelie. The raised back wheel ensures the car can't flip or roll into a position it can't recover from too, making it an ideal car for stunt enthusiasts of all ages!"
Price: 20.00
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| "Drum Mat" |
"Drum kits introduce a lot of practical problems, mainly that they require a large, soundproof room that would usually be better served by a bed, table or sofa. Of course, a lot of children don't appreciate this sound logistical argument, so why not compromise and get them a drum set they can roll up- This musical mat features four drums and three cymbals they can bash away at, with the option of playing alongside pre-recorded backing tracks and even music from MP3 and CD players. It also has a volume knob to solve that other issue drums have."
Price: 35.00
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| "Colour Changing Pineapple" |
"Pineapples are great, but sadly most of the pointy tropical fruits at the supermarket lack the ability to illuminate and glow in a range of colours. Fortunately, Hawkin is here to save the day with this light-up Colour Changing Pineapple. Just flick the switch and this perfectly moulded pineapple starts to glow before gradually phasing between different colours. It makes for a brilliant mood piece (not to mention a great conversation starter) and can also be used as an alternative to a night light. It's the most practical pineapple you'll ever own."
Price: 8.00
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| "Virtual Pet" |
"Virtual Pets became a hugely popular novelty in the late 90s and since that time have evolved to become a wide range of more advanced pet care programmes both online and in hand held consoles. However, there is something very appealing about the simplicity of the original key fob pet care devices. The little dot matrix screen depicts a character (chosen from 32 creatures, which include a cat, panda, and even a dinosaur) to care for by selecting food, play and cleaning options. The creature appears to have a mind of its own and will beep when it is hungry, ill or has left a steaming gift in the bottom right hand corner. Successfully nurturing the little character causes it to grow, behave itself and prosper; neglect (wilful or otherwise) can result in an untimely demise. No matter what the outcome, however, a small button on the reverse of key fob restarts the process for another try. A fascinating challenge for children, and a nostalgic interest for those who missed out first time around!"
Price: 8.00
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| "Colour Changing Egg" |
"Sometimes there is great functionality - sometimes great design. Just occasionally both come together, and when they do, it appears they are egg shaped! This pleasing free standing rubbery white egg morphs slowly through pretty rainbow colours creating a soothing, magical glow. A safe alternative to candles. One egg is beautiful, imagine how good a whole nest of them would look-"
Price: 7.00
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| "Dj Set" |
"When they just can't decide what instrument to play, children can always try a bit of everything with this extensive roll-up DJ play mat. Everything can be given a stern prod to make noises, clashes and maybe even a bit of music. Whether using the 24-key keyboard, four drum pads, DJ scratch disk or playing around with the pre-recorded tracks, there's enough variety here to satisfy all musical tastes. Connect an MP3 or CD player to play your own music through the system and make your own improvements along the way. For example, we always thought JLS would sound better drowned out by loud, sustained drumming."
Price: 34.00
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| Compass |
"Miniature compass that's the perfect size for slipping into a small pocket. Ideal for little adventurers exploring the wild."
Price: 3.25
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| "Snake And Ladders And Tic Tac Toe" |
"This games tin is the perfect way to entertain on a slow afternoon. Open it up and you'll find a set of jigsaw pieces that fit together to make a Snakes and Ladders game board, along with the pieces to play the game. But that's not all! Inside the lid you'll find a traditional Tic Tac Toe grid for playing quick rounds between games of Snakes and Ladders."
Price: 12.00
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| "Shark Attack" |
"An ingenious piece of nonsense to entertain any young child! Open the creature's jaws and press down on its teeth one at a time. Sooner or later you will find the tooth which will make the jaws snap shut frighteningly but quite harmlessly on your finger - unless you can get it out of the way in time, which is the plan. A different tooth trips the mechanism each time."
Price: 10.00
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| "Water Flutes" |
"Excellent entertainment for young children at bath time! Filling the clear tubes with varying quantities of water produces different notes. Brightly coloured and containing song sheets to follow, the Water Flutes even float on the water so they aren't lost in the bottom of the tub."
Price: 10.00
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| "Clockwork Submarine" |
"Large clockwork-propeller powered toy that cleverly dives and resurfaces in a bath or pool."
Price: 8.00
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| "Gelli Baff" |
"Add the Gelli Baff powder to a bath of water and watch it turn into thick slimy, funny goo. Once everyone has enjoyed bathing, playing and having fun, add the dissolver and watch the goo return to water. And don't worry, Gelli Baff doesn't stain and contains no harmful chemicals - the goo softens and cleans the skin. An excellent way to encourage kids to spend more time in the bath. Gelli Baff comes in four cool colours - order more than one and we will send an assortment. Bubble Baff is available separately and can be added once the goo has been dissolved. <br><br>Gelli Baff won 'Kids Gift Of The Year 2007' at the annual Gift Of The Year awards at the Grosvenor hotel in London."
Price: 7.00
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| "Flashing Rubber Duck" |
"A sweet little yellow rubber duck with flashing LEDs that cycle through different colours. Cleverly the duck is activated as soon as it's placed in water."
Price: 3.75
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| "Tap Tap Art" |
"The return of an old favourite that many will remember from their own childhood. The colourful flat wooden pieces each have a hole drilled through, so they can be held to the cork board with a metal tack. There are endless possibilities for making bright scenes, figures and patterns. Over 100 colourful pieces in various shapes are included, along with the cork board, tacks and two little wooden hammers."
Price: 17.00
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| "Dolphin Bath Buddy" |
"Swimming with dolphins is great, but thanks to this new bath buddy we can confirm that they make bath time just as fun! Attaching to your bath or tiles with a sucker cup, this dolphin features a water wheel and a rather spiffing hat. Use the plastic jug included with the set to pour water into the hat and you can then marvel as it trickles down from the dolphin's mouth and makes the colourful wheel spin. Young children will find hours of fun splashing about with their new bath friend!"
Price: 12.00
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| "Flower Shower" |
"Squirting flowers are a staple of fun, so we were delighted when we found this scaled up version for the bath! Simply attach it to the side of the tub or tiles using the sucker pads, then drop the hose into the water and you're ready to go. Press the large star button on the front and the flower will draw up from the bath and spray water out of its smiley face. Bath time has never been so fun!"
Price: 15.00
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| "Magic Growing Christmas Tree" |
"The 15cm card tree stands in the small dish provided, into which the 'magic' solution is poured. Within a few hours there will be evidence of the tree starting to grow and within 24 hours it will be covered in thick green 'woolly' crystals. The crystals are very fragile but will last almost indefinitely as long as they remain undisturbed. An essential for any Christmas stocking."
Price: 9.00
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| "Flashing Skip Ball" |
"Bring this skipping game back to the playground with this updated flashing version of an old children's classic. Slip your leg through the loop and start spinning the flashing globe around your foot, hopping over it with your other foot every time it passes. We can't recommend you try it indoors though. Our desks certainly weren't accommodating enough. Assorted colours."
Price: 6.50
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| "Balloon Boat" |
"Never underestimate the power of balloons. Take this boat for example, simply inflate the balloon and place it over the top of the boat, then release it. The resulting escape of air will propel the boat across the surface as if it has an outboard motor attached to it! It's a classic bath toy that never gets old."
Price: 1.75
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