| "Mini Yard Glasses" |
| "Most of us, at one time or another, have found ourselves staring down the barrel of a yard glass. Usually filled with beer. The pressure from friends, who have already taken their turn, building up! If you don't like drinking copious amounts of alcohol in one fell swoop, then firstly, good for you and secondly, we have the perfect drinking vessel to suit your needs. This small 50ml shot glass is shaped just like a yard of ale glass, but holds a whole lot less. Now you don't have to feel left out when your buddies take part in novelty drinking games as you knock this back. A fun addition to a party.Material: Non-tempered glassCapacity: 50mlCare instructions: Hand-wash only"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess" |
| "The difference between men and women? Find out with this tongue-in-cheek, illustrated book! Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess tells you all about the real difference between men and women, and exactly why men drive women nuts!For years, women have accurately discussed just exactly what's wrong with men, and now these profound views have been compiled into this handy and hilarious little gift book.Perfect for a long-suffering better half, they're sure to be in stitches reading all of the faults and failings of the men they have to put up with every day!Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 48 "
Price: 3.99 |
| "Megaphone Drinking Hat" |
| "When you're having a beer do you often wish you had hands free to do other things? There's nothing worse than having to walk through crowds of people, only to get to your destination with half the pint gone and the other spilled over the floor. This brilliant hard hat will change the world of drinking for good. Featuring two can holders and straws that stretch to the mouth, it also has a microphone attached so you can raise the alarm and your drinking buddies can head to the bar for a refuel. Complete with a police siren, phone ring, dog bark, white noise and car crash sound, it will be impossible for anyone to ignore you at the bar. A great addition to a stag or hens party that will be sure to get you served first! Dimensions: H26 x W17.5 x D26.5cm9v battery required but not supplied"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Star Wars® Self Stirring Mug" |
| "When you really fancy a brew at work and you go to the kitchen only to find no spoons and no clean mugs, it can be very annoying. Do you ever wish you had Jedi powers that would change your luck and unveil which colleague had an obsessive spoon collection? Banish bad news for good when you invest in your very own mug that not only boasts the face of Star Wars super-villain Darth Vader, but actually stirs itself! Fancy that. From now on the spoon will be rendered useless and you'll be able to brew your own cuppa at your desk. The chrome cup boasts an artistic image of Vader and reads 'The force is strong with this one'. Simply, add your coffee, tea, hot chocolate or soup and press the yellow button on the handle to start proceedings. To avoid unnecessary spills, it comes with a lid to put on while it does its thing. Also useful for when you're on the move. ""The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force” - Darth Vader Dimensions (approx.): 14 x 11 x 8.5cmCare instructions: Hand wash only. Not suitable for microwave use. Please note: Requires 2 x AAA batteries, which are not included"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Storm Trooper Light" |
| "Are you feeling unfulfilled in your Jedi training? Do you want to be a master of The Force right now? Join the Dark Side and embrace all of your emotions! And it's not all darkness and gloom because as soon as you sign up you'll get this awesome Storm Trooper light. Shaped like the helmet worn by the Galactic Empire military, this light will shine when you need it most. Anything that goes bump in the night will be scared away with your new Sith powers and this light backing you up.The light looks just as good in the day and can be used as a decorative ornament. It's ideal for any sci-fi fan. Dimensions: H16 x W17 x D16cm Operated by 3 x AAA batteries. Not included. "
Price: 17.99 |
| "The Very Hungover Caterpillar" |
| "'I'll just come out for one or two!' Sound familiar? It's the age-old problem that many are faced with, when our friends suggest a visit to our favourite pub on a 'school' night, and saying no is simply not an option... With the best of intentions to just have a few, the next thing you know, you're stumbling home, kebab box in hand before waking up hugging the toilet! When will you learn!? An amusing take on the beloved children's tale, The Hungry Caterpillar, this book named 'The Very Hungover Caterpillar' takes us on the torrid journey of one man who drank too much the night before and is now most definitely regretting it! Follow him from the moment he awakes in search of a cure for his horrendous hangover, with humorous imagery to accompany it, and see if he manages to fight the pain or whether it's all too much.A brilliantly funny story, great for a birthday gift or for someone who is notorious for suffering badly after a night of indulgence. Dimensions: H21.4 x W17.2 x D1.2cmPages: 32"
Price: 9.99 |
| "'YOLO' Knitted Hat" |
| "Do you like to live life to fullest? You figure there's no point in sweating the small stuff and should live every day like it's your last. Why not open that dream business, take that once-in-a-lifetime trip and go and see your favourite band on the edge of a cliff? People like yourself may be familiar with the popular term YOLO (You Only Live Once for you oldies), and should, therefore, be the first to scoop up this super stylish red and blue striped beanie. Reading YOLO on the front in white block text, you can show off your motto proudly to all. Perhaps you'll even inspire people to think the same way! Size: One size fits allMaterial: 100% acrylicCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 6.99 |
| "'LOL' Knitted Gloves" |
| "Have you developed a habit that means you find yourself accidentally using text speak aloud? The last time you did your friends stopped and glared at you as if you'd just said something awful. Well, it is pretty awful, it's called text speak for a reason! Keep your verbal LOL's to a minimum, while paying homage to your favourite word, with these super on-trend gloves, which also transform into mittens. Bright yellow, with six pink stripes across the wrists, the mitten fold over is bright orange with 'LOL :)' written on it in pink. A colourful tip of the cap to your love for urban street style, they would add a statement splash of colour to your outfit. Size: One size fits allMaterial: 100% acrylicCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 8.99 |
| "Game Of Gnomes Garden Gnome" |
| "Key Features:Inspired by the popular television programme Fun gift to protect a garden from intruders!We know that your garden is your kingdom, so the last thing you want is for unwanted guests and intruders to trespass, threatening the safety of your loved ones, right? Okay, perhaps we're being a little over-dramatic, but considering the theme behind this unfriendly-looking chap, we wouldn't take any chances...A pun inspired by the popular television programme, the grouchy guy can be seen wearing traditional gnome attire, holding a spade and sat on a throne which has 'Game Of Gnomes' engraved into it. Lips pursed and eyes glaring, he is not the kind of character anyone in the right mind would pass! An amusing gift for a collector or someone who's territorial over their garden, you can make the first move towards them building their very own little empire! Material: Hand-painted and made from weatherproof ceramicDimensions: H23 x W18cm"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Beer Belt" |
| "Do you often find yourself thrashing out some sweet moves on the dance floor, only to feel held back by the restriction of holding your beer? We've all been there. Can in hand, perhaps one in your back pocket? No one can bust shapes like that! That's why we're offering this inspired Beer Belt. Be still your beating heart. This fantastic, not forgetting fashionable, gadget can hold not one, but six beer cans or bottles! Simply strap it round your waist and slot in your beverages of choice, leaving your hands free for plenty of jazz hands! "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Emergency Underpants Dispenser" |
| "You're in a traffic jam, you're at a festival or you're stuck in a long, drawn-out meeting at work... when nature calls. All situations where there may be no toilet within a mile radius or no sign of your boring manager stopping his boring lecture! What do you do? Well, with these brilliant creations, the one thing you won't do, is panic. This Emergency Underpants Dispenser contains five pairs of non-woven polyester pants, allowing you to dispose of your current undies and swap for these, if needs be. Discreetly hidden in what looks much like a tissue box, no one will ever know of your emergency swap! Perfect for your desk drawer at work, the bottom of your travel bag, or the glove compartment in your car, with these handy gadgets on-hand, you can rest easy when a comfort stop seems a long way off. Box dimensions (approx.): H10.2 x W10.2 x D10.2cmMaterial: 50gsm non-woven polyesterSize: Will fit most average size adultsOne pack contains five pairs. "
Price: 8.99 |
| "How To Tie A Tie Book" |
| "Key Features: Help someone learn how to dress to impress! Classic and contemporary tiesFor someone who needs a bit of help in the tie department, our 'How To Tie A Tie' book will be a welcome gift! This fun guide offers both classic and contemporary tie tips and makes a great graduation, stag party or birthday gift! With advice on choosing cufflinks, shoes and jackets and even how to fold a pocket square, they'll look and feel like a million dollars, all thanks to this great book. Format: HardbackDimensions (approx.): H16.5 x W11.1cm Pages: 128"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Best Cat Trophy" |
| "Present your fine feline with this amazing trophy for being the World's Best Cat! The ceramic award is white and cat shaped and you'll have plenty of fun rewarding your cat every time they do something cute! The trophy is a great social media opportunity. Take lots of pictures with your kitty accepting the award. It's a 'puuurfect' gift for any cat lover! Material: CeramicDimensions: H12.7cm "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Big Hotdog iPhone Cover" |
| "Do you feel like all you think about is your stomach? What would most satisfy your rumbling tummy? In between conversations with yourself about dinner, you're on the phone fiddling with apps, trying to arrange your social life with your friends, or ringing your family for a good catch-up. If you could blend your favourite gadget with your most desired snack of choice, how good would that be? Well, look no further. This amusing iPhone cover boasts a 3D hot dog in a bun with bright green lettuce and luminous yellow mustard. A great gift for a gadget-loving foodie. Suitable for iPhone 5 and 5s mobile devices."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Fabulous Flowers Colouring Book" |
| "Whoever says colouring is only for kids has clearly never set aside a good few hours to reminisce over the fun you can actually have with it. Remember the days when getting a colouring book for Christmas or your birthday was the best thing you could imagine. Unveiling your hugely impressive collection of felt tips and colouring pencils was like unveiling a new building, and everyone had to watch as you created a masterpiece. Of course in those days, a lot of the ink would end up all over the side of your hand as you began to tire and resorted to leaning on your art work, while more would spill onto the carpet to the horror of your mother... but the rest would make it to the paper, perhaps somewhat outside the lines, but that was your style! Recognised as a thoroughly relaxing task for people of all ages, colouring is now within adult reach. There's no need to be embarrassed when you take this book out of your grown-up bag and start being creative. Have a sketch while enjoying your favourite hot beverage in a nice cafe, or use your lunch break to unleash your colourful side. This beautiful book boasts page after page of floral patterns and designs. Meadows of poppies and fields of sunflowers are just some of the scenes to inject some colour into, while you can cut out bookmarks to keep for yourself. A great gift for a creative type, get them back onto their artistic tracks with this inspired book. Dimensions: H25 x W25cmFormat: PaperbackPages: 96"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Hangover Bag" |
| "We've all woken up the morning after the night before, with a pounding headache, achy tummy and mass feelings of regret (and that's just the things we can actually remember!) We all have our own ways of tackling a monstrous hangover, whether it's hugging the toilet, eating lots of comfort food, or simply having a few pain killers. But sometimes nothing works. The dreaded unconquerable combination! Let's go old school here and forget all these new-found remedies... This magnificent Hangover Bag will do everything you could possibly need to cure that tortuous sensation in your temples that is definitely being caused by that pesky tequila shot you had at 3am. Simply fill it with ice and hold it to the part of your body that is suffering the most. Numb that forehead and, while you're at it, that graze on your knee you got when you were attempting the robot... yes, that's how you got it! The blue cotton bag has 'Boom!' written all over it in a cartoon strip style design. Close the bag using the plastic lid which also boasts the same design. A humorous gift idea for the friend who loves a drink but is getting way past the age to manage the after effects. Dimensions (approx.): H18 x W7 cmWeight: 110g"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Toilet Salt & Pepper Shakers" |
| "Whoever said you couldn't introduce toilet humour to the dinner table and get away with it, clearly had never seen these brilliant salt and pepper shakers. An immediate talking point at a dinner party or novelty gift for a friend who loves to fill their home with unusual bits and pieces. Simply shake the black and white toilet to release the...pepper (phew!) and the urinal to release the salt! A strange but amusing gadget that's bound to amuse your guests. Just don't go trying to do the same with the real thing! Shake dimensions (approx.): H6.3cm Material: Ceramic"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Vinderhosen Wine Bottle Cover" |
| "Is your friend planning a house-warming party? We think a bottle of wine would make a wonderful gift to congratulate them on the big move. While you're at it, why not spruce the bottle up about with this adorable lederhosen-inspired carrier. Made out of vinyl, these tiny pants are styled on German lederhosen. Put them on from the bottom and pull them up to the label. They're more stylish than a regular gift bag. Whether it's a formal occasion or not, the dress code will include pants and it shouldn't be any different for the wine!The vinderhosen is brown with yellow markings. The straps are sturdy and it will fit a 750ml bottle inside. Dimensions: H27.3 x W10.8 x D3.5cm (Fits a 750ml bottle)Material: Vinyl"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Giant Hipflask" |
| "Do you have an occasion coming up that you're definitely going to need a bit of Dutch courage for? A family event that usually ends in some kind of 'misunderstanding', perhaps? Sometimes a hipflask doesn't quite leave you with enough of the good stuff to enjoy, plus you may need to share it between your siblings, so the more the merrier!This Giant Hipflask will be just the thing you need to take the sting out of proceedings. Fitting over three pints into it, you could even fill it with your favourite beer! The stylish brushed stainless steel design is classy and beautifully finished. The only thing is, it's not the smallest of vessels, so you might need to be careful where you store it! A humorous gift for a friend who loves a drink, or an additional gadget to accompany a stag or hen night!Dimensions (approx.): 30cm tallCapacity: Holds over three pintsMaterial: Stainless steel "
Price: 15.99 |
| "Knackered Mothers Wine Club Book" |
| "You're coming to the last of the aisles of your weekly shop, with trolley full and toddler on the brink of a tantrum. If you act fast, there might be just enough time to pick up a bottle of plonk to enjoy once the little one is fast asleep - especially post-tantrum!If your idea of buying a nice bottle of wine is dashing down the alcohol aisle and picking up whatever Chardonnay they have on offer whilst simultaneously trying to prevent an outburst, then we've got the perfect gift! Our 'The Knackered Mother's Wine Club' is your go-to guide for busy mums who enjoy a glass of the good stuff after a day filled with tears, tantrums and teething! We know that it's all too easy to stick with what you know and go for the same dry white, but this guide is sure to transform any future wine experiences! From tasting notes to matching wine with food, you'll soon become familiar with the wine world and a bit of a wine aficionado, if we do say so ourselves. With wine tips for parties, weddings and dinner parties, you'll soon learn which grapes are the crowd-pleasers, what red to serve with your Sunday lunch and exactly how to match wine with chocolate (we're sold!) Go on, join the club...The Knackered Mother's Wine Club! Format: HardbackPages: 256 Dimensions: H21.6 x W13.5cm"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Giant Mug - I Like Big Mugs" |
| "We've all been there. It's the 10.42am lull and you're already thinking about lunch. The only thing that will get you through this difficult time is a good old cup of Joe. You're already on your third cup of the morning (but who's counting?) and the dilemma of not wanting to brew up for the rest of the office, or have to endure the caffeine shakes, is upon you. What to do?! Have no fear, because the biggest mug you may ever lay your eyes on is here! Living up to its name, this giant mug reads 'I Like Big Mugs And I Can Not Lie' in block black text. So if you're also a fan of Sir Mixalot then it really does tick all of the boxes. Say goodbye to numerous trips to the kitchen, you'll be set for the day!Wrap your hands around the extra large handle for comfort, settle in at your desk and get ready to face the day ahead! Those other colleagues won't deny that it's a great idea! Dimensions: H22 x W20.2 x D20cmWeight: 2.29lbs"
Price: 19.99 |
| "How To Speak Droid With R2D2" |
| "You know how it is, you want your droid to perform a task for you, but you just can't communicate the message sufficiently. Darn language barrier! What to do...Such skilled starship mechanics are necessary when emergency repairs are needed on complex spacecrafts and its no use to anyone if tasks aren't being understood. How would R2D2 have repaired the Royal Starship saving Queen Amidala if they couldn't communicate with one another? Well now there is no need to worry, with this 'How To Speak Droid with R2D2' book you'll be conversing with the resourceful and spunky robot in no time. Each page acts out useful scenarios in order to learn how to train them to perform tasks. Anything from serving beverages and canapes at formal events, to diagnosing and repairing mechanical issues on an X-wing. Don't fret, it's covered! And to make it just that bit more useful, the sound module at the bottom includes 10 phrases so you can pronounce them with ease. An absolute necessity for for any R2 user, feel the force, it is strong in this one... Dimensions: H17.8 x W21 x D1.9cm"
Price: 13.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Calm Down! - A Stress Survival Guide" |
| "Ease the strain of everyday life with the help of this hilarious guide to stress survival.Martin Baxendale's wacky guide to stress and how to cope with it will help you to laugh yourself better. Based on years of personal experience, this is a perfect gift for anyone who tends to get a little stressed out and frazzled from time to time...that would be all of us, then!Learn how to combat stress at home and in the workplace with this witty, illustrated gift book, a perfect little gift for any occasion.Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 32 pages Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale The Hangover Survival Guide" |
| "The definitive guide to hangover prevention and survival!This hilarious gift book is the result of many, many years of dedicated and tireless research into the terrible after-effects of drinking far too much, day after day after day.Essential research carried out regardless of the dangers (countless work-related injuries involving staggering, bumping into things, falling off bar stools and trying to snog strangers in the street) and the many health risks (including a liver that now only works on alternate Tuesdays).The hysterical Hangover Survival Guide is perfect for anyone who's woken up with a bad head and thought ""What happened?!"".Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Cupcake Toothpaste" |
| "Behold, one of the world's most innovative inventions is at your fingertips... well kind of... The deliciously sweet and indulgent taste of cupcake frosting in a toothpaste! Yes, your heard correctly. How? We hear you cry, how could such sugary goodness both fill you with the glee of delving into a fluffy cupcake, while keeping your teeth in tip-top condition? Well, of that we aren't certain, but who are we to scoff at the opportunity of a guilt-free sugar rush? Take the boredom out of brushing while curbing that craving. Your pearly whites will be thanking you for years to come. You are welcome... Dimensions (approx.): L15.5 x W3.9 x D2.4cmIngredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Pop Up Wine Glass" |
| "If you're a fan of alfresco dining but don't like having to drink your wine out of tumblers, save your crystal glasses from certain death as they clink around in your bag in transit, and try out these plastic fantastic creations. The pop up glass fits neatly in your pocket or handbag and extends to become a fully-fledged drinking vessel certainly suitable for your choice of wine. With a sturdy base, it's perfect for resting on grass and uneven surfaces without the fear of losing a delicious drop. Material: 100% plasticCare instructions: Hand wash only"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Your Man, An Owners Manual" |
| "Warning! Under no circumstances should you attempt to start-up a new male unit or continue trying to operate your existing male unit without first carefully reading the Owner's Manual!Failure to do so may invalidate any guarantee of a happy long-term relationship with your chosen male unit and/or lead to serious disappointments and unfulfilled expectations with regard to the basic specifications and operational capabilities of the average male unit.But, with the help of this hilarious and informative gift book, you will discover everything you ever wanted to know (and a few things you probably didn't want to know) about exactly how your male unit works and just what you can and can't expect from him!An amusing, illustrated gift book that's bound to make a special someone chuckle!Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Set of 2 Prescription Glasses" |
| "Know someone who fancies themselves as a bit of a champion beer drinker? They love any excuse to pop out for a quick pint and are renowned for always initiating contests. If you're looking for inspiration for what to give your boozy buddy this Christmas then how about these novelty pint glasses? In the style of an orange medicine bottle, with a white ridged top, the label reads 'Prescription Beer... Dr Harold Feelgood' at the top, followed by 'Mr. Al Coholic... Take one pint by mouth, repeat until intoxicated.' As well as this it instructs to take 'as many as you can stomach' until it expires on Monday morning. Well, it is the doctor's orders...Please drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Califia Falls Zinfandel (Rose Wine)" |
| "Put this dry rosé in your basket as the perfect accompaniment to any personalised glass!Capacity: 75clTasting notes: Strawberries, raspberries and sweet red cherry flavours blend together in this off dry rosé, finished off with palate cleansing acidity."
Price: 7.99 |
| "We're Going On A Bar Hunt" |
| "Has it been a while since you painted the town red? You've heard so much about the new and trendy bars opening, but since starting a family, your after hours antics have had to take a back seat! Well, perhaps you should take the lead from the wild characters in this book 'We're Going On A Bar Hunt'. A parody of the much-loved children's book 'We're Going On A Bear Hunt', the parents of three adoring children decide to leave their beloved offspring with the babysitters and relive their youth.Coming across many an interesting bar and enjoying their exploits, follow the amusing journey and what happens to them along the way, accompanied by lovely full-colour illustrations. A great gift for new parents, reassure them that pub crawls need not be a thing of the past once they have kids... babysitters at the ready then? Dimensions: H21.7 x W17.3 x D1.3cmPages: 48 "
Price: 9.99 |
