"Marshmallow Toasting Kit" |
"Perfect for those with a sweet tooth and for any hardcore marshmallow fans out there, our marshmallow toasting kits make for a truly unique and delicious gift. Our marshmallow toasting kit includes any two flavours of gourmet marshmallow, a non-toxic gel burner, set of eight bamboo skewers and a bespoke kraft gift box which features an internal printed guide on how to toast the perfect marshmallow'."
Price: 17.99 |
"Personalised Five Lose Dad Book" |
"Join the Five and Timmy the dog as they celebrate Father's Day by taking Uncle Quentin to the garden centre to choose a new shed in which to conduct his experiments. Perfect for Father's Day!"
Price: 14.99 |
"How To Bonk In Public" |
"From the best-selling authors of ""How to Poo at Work"" and ""How to Bonk at Work"" comes the follow-up that everyone's been waiting for: ""How to Bonk in Public"" will help you get busy wherever you are! You know the feeling - a bit bored at the bus stop and need something to occupy your time for ten minutes, or you find the latest exhibition of blobby sculptures at the local art gallery dreadfully dull. Well worry no more about what to do, for ""How to Bonk in Public"" will liberate your mind, body and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors and the solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter. Too many people around? No problem, this book's full of ideas to get you far from the madding crowd. Broad daylight? Don't panic, you will find many ways to avoid lines of sight. Next time you hear someone say 'smash it' at a football match you'll know exactly what to do and where to go!"
Price: 6.99 |
"Self Stirring Mug" |
"Take the strain out of stirring with the Plain Lazy Self-Stirring Mug. No need to grab a teaspoon and stir, simply press the button and all the hard work is done for you. Its the ultimate idle drinking accessory! Just press the button for instant stirring action! Perfect for the lazy tea or coffee lover in your life; Batteries included; Not dishwasher safe"
Price: 9.99 |
"Shag Yourself Thin" |
"Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen. The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in 'Shag Yourself Slim' to keep you informed and entertained. Here's a sample guide for him: Self-Shagging with a Porn Mag Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag 40 calories Carrying home lots of computer mags to hide the porn mag 50 calories The actual hand shandy 35 calories Total: 125 calories"
Price: 7.99 |
"Personalised Floral Dot Card" |
"You can personalise the front of this card with 4 lines of text up to 15 characters per line. You can then personalise the inside with a further 5 lines of text up to 20 characters per line. Lines 1, 3 and 4 on the front will automatically appear in UPPERCASE. Due to the font type used please refrain from using all capitals on Line 2 on the front. The text on the inside is case sensitive and will appear as entered. All Cards come in a brown outer envelope with a Plain White envelope inside. All cards measure 185mm x 132mm. Our great value cards include free standard delivery. Card orders received before 1pm will be dispatched the same working day. Perfect for Birthdays, Mother's Day, Thank You Card, New Home, New Job etc."
Price: 2.99 |
"Friends Lobster Plastic Water Bottle" |
"Friends Lobster Plastic Water Bottle"
Price: 6.99 |
"Man Mug" |
"The Man Mug is the perfect gift for alpha males and DIY enthusiasts. The mug itself is man-sized and oversized, reaching a height of 13.5cm and a width of 10.5cm. The chunky white ceramic is given a colour pop with a red interior, complementing the red slogan emblazoned on the mug, MAN MUG IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS'. The handle of the mug replicates the shape of a saw handle for an extra-rugged touch. So men might claim that they can't multi-task but this mug certainly can. Not content with holding a mega mug of man's favourite brew, the mug also comes with a pencil slot and pencil in the handle, a ruler etched into the mug and a spirit level built into it. This mug is not for girls so if you see any of your female friends, family or colleagues eyeing up your manly mug, simply lift your brew to your lips, revealing the base of the mug. The base of the mug has a No Women symbol on it. This mug is just for men got it?!"
Price: 11.99 |
"Haynes - Women's Home DIY" |
"How many blokes at Haynes does it take to change a light bulb? None. The girls have beaten them to it. They've also fixed the leaky tap, put up the shelves, tiled the kitchen, insulated the loft and changed the oil in the car - all without damaging their nails. Presented in a contemporary, fashionable style (not too much pink, but certainly a bit) and written in a chatty way (with the occasional 'man' joke), the ""Women's DIY Manual"" will give all the girls the information they need for general household DIY. In true Haynes style, there is clear step-by-step photography and easy-to-follow instructions, with difficulty ratings for each project."
Price: 9.99 |
"Haynes - Retirement Manual" |
"This new paperback title addresses every aspect of retirement, including how to spend your new-found leisure time, mental and physical health, how modern technology can work for you, potential changes to your living arrangements, all the way through to the legalities of wills and coping with grief. This manual, presented in the Haynes tried-and-tested step-by-step format, promises to be an informative yet informal guide to getting the most from your retirement."
Price: 8.99 |
"Haynes - Men's Cooking Manual" |
"The Men's Cooking Manual will appeal to all blokes who want to cook for themselves, or their friends and family. Full of sensible advice and focused on techniques rather than just recipes, it's about teaching people how to cook absolutely anything, rather than just a set of pre-determined dishes. It shows the short-cuts and straightforward skills that will make cooking a simple, enjoyable activity instead of a terrifying mystery. The recipes and ideas inside are explained in a foolproof, clear way, to give even the most fumble-fingered man a chance of producing tasty, healthy food."
Price: 14.99 |
"Comic Photo Frame" |
"What do Superman, Batman and your drunk friends all have in common? Theyre all in comics! Relive the highlights of classic nights out with our action-packed Comic Strip Photo Frame. Just add wild pictures and some humour to create a personalised comic page for you and your friends to enjoy. Each frame comes with a selection of speech bubble stickers and a pen so you can capture the witty banter again and again. Its the collectors print of your life framed in a clever cartoon strip for all to enjoy. Let your inner comedian wild as you pepper witty comments and commentary over the marvelous achievements and/or sloppy mishaps of friends and family. Pow, Boom, Ka-pow! Get yours signed by someone special or stash it in your parents attic for a couple of years to see if it increases in value! Trade them with your friends or over-charge complete strangers on eBay! Maybe one day Hollywood will adapt your comic into a blockbuster movie. Maybe they wont; it doesnt matter because you and your friends are stars of your very own comic! Woo hoo."
Price: 4.49 |
"My Life Story" |
"A 100 year diary for you to record the events of a lifetime. To help you remember the special moments you never want to forget - the people you've loved; the friends you've made; the places you've visited. Record your achievements, make a note of favourite films/books/music/people, write down your ambitions, make a Things To Do Before I Die list. Includes a map of the world, and one of your body. If you're too young to fill it in right now, someone else can start it you; your first steps, first words, first day at school. This is the story of your life."
Price: 24.99 |
"Triple Hot Hatch Heroes Driving Experience" |
"Arriving at the race track, you’ll feel like a VIP as you’re shown to the five hot hatches available to race. Once you’ve had an introduction and safety briefing, choose three cars from the following: Renault Clio Williams, Peugeot 205 GTi, Volkswagen Golf GTi, Vauxhall Astra GSi or Ford Escort RS Turbo and enjoy 3 miles of racing in each one! Prepare for the post-race buzz as you complete your laps at one of the 8 available locations."
Price: 69.00 |
"Personalised Luxury Leather Passport Cover" |
"Travel in sophisticated style with this Personalised Luxury Leather Passport Cover! Featuring gold initials or name on the front, this passport cover keeps your most important document safe. A great treat if you're a jet-setter, or gift for explorers or business flyers, this slick passport cover is the perfect travel companion! Personalisation: Name (6 characters max.) Please note: This item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters. Personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty. Only certain special symbols are permitted"
Price: 24.99 |
"Personalised Medium Black Suitcase with White Initials" |
"113313 - Personalised Medium Black Suitcase with White Initials"
Price: 125.00 |
"Triple Supercar Driving Blast with Free High Speed Passenger Ride - Week Round" |
"Triple Supercar Driving Blast with Free High Speed Passenger Ride - Week Round"
Price: 94.00 |
"Triple Mustang Driving Blast Experience" |
"Triple Mustang Driving Blast Experience- Ideal for a Petrol Head!"
Price: 99.00 |
"Medium Bye Black Suitcase" |
"Medium Bye Black Suitcase"
Price: 125.00 |
"Personalised Medium Script Name Suitcase" |
"113315 - Personalised Medium Script Name Suitcase"
Price: 125.00 |
"Medium Bye Pink Suitcase" |
"Medium Bye Pink Suitcase"
Price: 125.00 |
"One Night Country Escape with Dinner for Two" |
"One Night Country Escape with Dinner for Two | Escape To The Country With This Stunning Getaway"
Price: 139.00 |
"Personalised Keepsake Compass" |
"Personalised Free Text Keepsake Compass"
Price: 14.99 |
"Personalised Luxury Leather Travel Wallet" |
"Add a dash of sophistication to your travels with this slick Personalised Luxury Leather Travel Wallet! With room for 2 passports, tickets and travel money, it's a must-have travel companion for the world-traveller or frequent business flyer! Personalised with their name or initials in gold on the front, it makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion. Personalisation: Name (6 characters max.) Please note: This item will be personalised exactly as you have written so please double check spelling, punctuation and use of capital letters. Personalised products can only be returned if they are faulty. Only certain special symbols are permitted"
Price: 49.95 |
"Two Night Hotel Break with Dinner, Fizz and Afternoon Tea" |
"Treat yourself or a loved one to a Two Night Hotel Break with Dinner, Fizz and Afternoon Tea, the ultimate relaxation gift for any and every occasion!"
Price: 239.00 |
"Two Night Indulgent Escape for Two" |
"Plan the perfect getaway with this Two Night Indulgent Escape for Two, the ultimate relaxation gift for any and every occasion!"
Price: 299.00 |
"Personalised Vintage Leather Passport Cover" |
"112087 - Personalised Vintage Leather Passport Cover"
Price: 14.99 |
"Stitch Map" |
"Stitch your travels around the world A world map printed on cross stitch fabric and mounted on a wooden frame. Whether travelling by plane, train or automobile, recuperate from your latest adventure with a bit of crafty cross-stitching. Record every far-flung holiday or adventurous road trip with colourful cross stitch. Use different coloured threads for each journey or personalise with icons and text. Easy to stitch and with all the contents you need to create your own unique wall hanging!"
Price: 19.99 |
"Indoor Karting Race for Two - Special Offer" |
"You and your fellow speedster can go full throttle with this electrifying go kart racing experience. Choose from a huge range of UK locations, and hit the go kart track for 50 adrenaline pounding laps. Karting is an addictively fun sport that has acted as the starting point for many Grand Prix champions, including Lewis Hamilton, and now you can take part in your own F1 style race! You've had the safety briefing, you can smell the rubber, see the go karts lined up waiting for their chance to blast off, the visor comes down, foot on the pedal and finally it's time to go! Do you have what it takes to climb to the top of the podium, holding your winner's trophy high? It's about time you found out take on the indoor karting challenge now"
Price: 49.00 |
"Overnight Getaway with Dinner for Two" |
"From coastal hotels to country lodges, buzzing city centre havens to quaint town guesthouses, this voucher offers a lucky pair a nights respite from the monotony of routine with a one-night break at one of these carefully-selected venues. Youll have ten months in which to select one of these fabulous hotels and plan your escape; when you reach your hotel, youll be served a delicious dinner for two. Youll spend your night together in a smart room and enjoy breakfast when you wake what more could you need?"
Price: 99.00 |