| "Does This Shirt Make My Arse Look Massive? male t-shirt." |
| "A common concern for many Englishmen. Indeed the body's appeal converge in the arse and though it should look big it must not look massive. Ask people with this question t-shirt and have the consensus about the general perception of your arse."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Gone Doggin male t-shirt." |
| "Flash your lights for some fun! Woof woof! Arf arf! Grrrrr growl! Feeling doggish? Well maybe it's time for you to give into those natural instincts and just go wild with this canine style t-shirt! Awoooo awoooo woo woooo!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Doggy Is Not Just For Christmas male t-shirt." |
| "And not just for birthdays or anniversaries either. Doggies should be everyday they are everyone's best friend! Wait a sec are we even thinking about the same thing or is this graphic t-shirt interpreted differently between us?"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Doggy style male t-shirt." |
| "Prada pooch prefers it human style in his basket alone with his bone. This is one healthy thing to do so you don't deprive yourself of it if you know what I mean. Wear this graphic and suggestive t-shirt because other people also know what it means."
Price: 16.95 |
| "A dog is for life not just one night male t-shirt." |
| "There's lots of barking picking up poop and broken appliances but these tail-wagging furballs will give you all their love and make you smile at the end of the day so get this pet-lover t-shirt now and try to make it till the end of the day."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Dolphins Are Thick As Shit male t-shirt." |
| "Look at them cackling away without a care in the world. But though these mammals are thick they are not as dense as some morons I know. Agree with this sea creatures judgment? Wear our graphic t-shirt!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Do Not Eat The Clowns They Taste Funny male t-shirt." |
| "On a related note also do not eat politicians as they taste like shit. This witty t-shirt will surely crack up some funny bones. No offense to all of the clowns out there."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Ask Me I've Got Narcole..zzz male t-shirt." |
| "I once thought I had narcolepsy because I fall asleep in lectures almost all of the time but narcolepsy actually means falling asleep even during dismissal which is highly abnormal. Don't have to be sad about it though this funny t-shirt pokes fun at it."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Be A Dingbat male t-shirt." |
| "Wear this warning t-shirt and stop people from acting like dingbats. After all you don't want these people surrounding you because dingbattery is contagious. You don't want to be sniffing glue do you?"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Be Fooled By My Personality male t-shirt." |
| "I may look cute and cuddly based on my outward appearance but heed this statement t-shirts advice and know that I am probably sicker than your American uncle."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Be Mean Flick Your Bean male t-shirt." |
| "Got nothing to do? Why don't you just wear this motivational t-shirt open up some good wine pop up that 50 Shades DVD and flick the bean! Sound advice from a comedy writer right there for free."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't break hearts break bones male t-shirt." |
| "206 bones if we're talking about men in their actionless dry spell week. Anyway this advice t-shirt's got some words of wisdom for you. People only have one heart but they have more bones that you can brilliantly destroy."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't drink water fish f**k in it male t-shirt." |
| "Why don't we all just drink some malt beer because we can be sure that nothing fornicated in it. At least not yet! Wear this funny t-shirt to remind your friends about the dangers of drinking water."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Fear The Keeper male t-shirt." |
| "Seasons don't fear the keeper so why the hell should you? Skate your way to glory with this hockey inspired t-shirt! Raise your sticks and slapshot the crap outta that fool!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Follow Me male t-shirt." |
| "Don't be a twitter shitter! Not everyone wants to be part of the digital age. Or just be part of your social circle. In either case this anti-internet t-shirt does wonders in deterring would be ""fake friends"" or just plain old people you just hate from following your page!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Grow Up It's A Trap male t-shirt." |
| "Before it's too late! Don't end up like the rest of us dissatisfied adults...Broken lives and shattered dreams are all that await you! Please save yourself with this graphic statement t-shirt! Only you can prevent the future from happening...Become a kidult!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't hassle the Hoff male t-shirt." |
| "Do you really want to mess with the most watched man in TV? Do yourself a favor and just admire the man from afar. Before he unleashes KITT and the entire Baywatch on you! This is a friendly reminder brought to you by a David Hasselhoff t-shirt."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Hit Kids..Seriously they have guns now male t-shirt." |
| "It's for your own safety man! Not like we condone bullying and stuff like that but what wrong with knocking around some heads? But in this day and age the kids are fighting back! Worse they have access to deadly firearms! Oh the humanity! This child violence t-shirt exposes the truth!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't I dislike you from somewhere? male t-shirt." |
| "You look vaguely familiar...But I'm pretty sure I hate you. It's more than a feeling. I mean why else would I be wearing an insult t-shirt. Now get outta here before I get real angry!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Kid A Kidder male t-shirt." |
| "Unless you wanna end up kiddied! Didn't you ever read the Three Billy Goats Gruff? If so you know just how dangerous they can get! Take notice with this punny animal t-shirt! You can't out kid a real kidder! Shame and pain await!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Label Me Respect Me male t-shirt." |
| "As popularized by rapper housemate Darnell on Big Brother 9 UK you too can be part of the movement against inappropriate labels against people! This uplifting t-shirt empowers those who have experienced discrimination and hate due to their physical appearances! Don't hate appreciate!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Mention The War male t-shirt." |
| "You started it! You'll offend the German visitors! This hilarious Fawlty Towers t-shirt references the legendary performance of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty. Don't worry...we have more of these in ze buildink! And for the record they invaded Poland."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Mess With Messi male t-shirt." |
| "Don't let the small size fool you he's definitely one of the greats to ever play the sports. He plays like the ball is attached on a string to his foot. There will never be another one like Messi for a long time so get your soccer t-shirt today! The Messiah!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't mess with ted male t-shirt." |
| "He ain't your cuddle teddy bear anymore! The battle-hardened veteran of numerous playtimes and make-believe stories has had enough! No more cuddle sessions and tea time for this badass t-shirt bear this time it's war!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't Sit Down I've Moved Your Chair male t-shirt." |
| "At least I gave you a fair warning! After all what's the point of a prank if someone get's hurt? Unless you've got something more devious planned...But in the meantime this funny printed t-shirt should serve as are reminder for those who are about to get pranked big time!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "I don't walk I salsa! male t-shirt." |
| "Life's too short to walk everywhere and sometimes you just can't help but sashay or in this case salsa your way to the shops. At least you announce your presence in style! It's like the equivalent of showing up to a party in 2 luxury cars. Boogie down with this dancing t-shirt!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Don't You Recognise Me? male t-shirt." |
| "I'm kind of a big deal you know? I'll call my agent and we can talk about business! My talent fee is cheap! I'll even do it for free! Please don't ignore me! I'll even give you this funny printed t-shirt! Give me a chance! Help me I'm poor..."
Price: 16.95 |
| "Do The Wallet Dance male t-shirt." |
| "Where me keys where me phone? Where me fake police officer badges? This funny t-shirt pokes fun at the morning ritual that everyone of us go through in the morning before leaving the house to go once again to our *really fun* jobs!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Douchebag male t-shirt." |
| "Just to warn people that the person next to you is a mega douche. In case they ever though that the obnoxious person next to you was some sort of tool used in flushing water into the body through a lower body orifice. But hey the people deserve to know with this loser detecting t-shirt!"
Price: 16.95 |
| "Downunder male t-shirt." |
| "Whoa did the world flip upside down or am I seeing this t-shirt all wrong? Or could it be? A punny Australia t-shirt? It could be both! So what are you waiting for? Get yours today and be like on of the cool kids!"
Price: 16.95 |
