| "Dolphins Are Thick As Shit female t-shirt." |
| "Look at them cackling away without a care in the world. But though these mammals are thick they are not as dense as some morons I know. Agree with this sea creatures judgment? Wear our graphic t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Do No Harm But Take No Shit female t-shirt." |
| "Being nice doesn't have to make you a walkover you can be kind yet not be a lap dog. Some people are pros some need practice. Which are you?"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Do Not Eat The Clowns They Taste Funny female t-shirt." |
| "On a related note also do not eat politicians as they taste like shit. This witty t-shirt will surely crack up some funny bones. No offense to all of the clowns out there."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Do Not Read The Next Sentence. You Little Rebel. I Like You. female t-shirt." |
| "Aren't you a bad boy? I bet you throw your cigarette butts on the no littering parts of the park don't you? You may not even be putting the toilet seat down after watering the bowl which is the pinnacle of rebellious behavior! This statement t-shirt is for you!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Ask Me I've Got Narcole..zzz female t-shirt." |
| "I once thought I had narcolepsy because I fall asleep in lectures almost all of the time but narcolepsy actually means falling asleep even during dismissal which is highly abnormal. Don't have to be sad about it though this funny t-shirt pokes fun at it."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Be A Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins female t-shirt." |
| "Come on guys pick up this cool design today don't be a cotton headed ninnny muggins! This is a great print if you want an understated Christmas outfit - we've all seen Elf though haven't we?!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Be A Dingbat female t-shirt." |
| "Wear this warning t-shirt and stop people from acting like dingbats. After all you don't want these people surrounding you because dingbattery is contagious. You don't want to be sniffing glue do you?"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Be Fooled By My Personality female t-shirt." |
| "I may look cute and cuddly based on my outward appearance but heed this statement t-shirts advice and know that I am probably sicker than your American uncle."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Be Mean Flick Your Bean female t-shirt." |
| "Got nothing to do? Why don't you just wear this motivational t-shirt open up some good wine pop up that 50 Shades DVD and flick the bean! Sound advice from a comedy writer right there for free."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Blame Me I Voted For Kodos female t-shirt." |
| "Not a fan of the results? Then this is the t-shirt for you don't blame me I voted for Kodos."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't break hearts break bones female t-shirt." |
| "206 bones if we're talking about men in their actionless dry spell week. Anyway this advice t-shirt's got some words of wisdom for you. People only have one heart but they have more bones that you can brilliantly destroy."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Bro Me If You Don't Know Me female t-shirt." |
| "I'm not your bro friend!I'm not your friend mate!I'm not your mate dude!I'm not your dude bro!Whatever label you prefer don't call me that if I don't know you! Wear this funny t-shirt now to let them know!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Disturb When Cleaning My Room female t-shirt." |
| "A funny fan inspired movie based design."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't drink water fish f**k in it female t-shirt." |
| "Why don't we all just drink some malt beer because we can be sure that nothing fornicated in it. At least not yet! Wear this funny t-shirt to remind your friends about the dangers of drinking water."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Fear The Keeper female t-shirt." |
| "Seasons don't fear the keeper so why the hell should you? Skate your way to glory with this hockey inspired t-shirt! Raise your sticks and slapshot the crap outta that fool!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Follow Me female t-shirt." |
| "Don't be a twitter shitter! Not everyone wants to be part of the digital age. Or just be part of your social circle. In either case this anti-internet t-shirt does wonders in deterring would be ""fake friends"" or just plain old people you just hate from following your page!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Fret female t-shirt." |
| "A nice pun design for Guitar players."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Grow Up It's A Trap female t-shirt." |
| "Before it's too late! Don't end up like the rest of us dissatisfied adults...Broken lives and shattered dreams are all that await you! Please save yourself with this graphic statement t-shirt! Only you can prevent the future from happening...Become a kidult!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't hassle the Hoff female t-shirt." |
| "Do you really want to mess with the most watched man in TV? Do yourself a favor and just admire the man from afar. Before he unleashes KITT and the entire Baywatch on you! This is a friendly reminder brought to you by a David Hasselhoff t-shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Hit Kids..Seriously they have guns now female t-shirt." |
| "It's for your own safety man! Not like we condone bullying and stuff like that but what wrong with knocking around some heads? But in this day and age the kids are fighting back! Worse they have access to deadly firearms! Oh the humanity! This child violence t-shirt exposes the truth!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't I dislike you from somewhere? female t-shirt." |
| "You look vaguely familiar...But I'm pretty sure I hate you. It's more than a feeling. I mean why else would I be wearing an insult t-shirt. Now get outta here before I get real angry!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Kid A Kidder female t-shirt." |
| "Unless you wanna end up kiddied! Didn't you ever read the Three Billy Goats Gruff? If so you know just how dangerous they can get! Take notice with this punny animal t-shirt! You can't out kid a real kidder! Shame and pain await!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Label Me Respect Me female t-shirt." |
| "As popularized by rapper housemate Darnell on Big Brother 9 UK you too can be part of the movement against inappropriate labels against people! This uplifting t-shirt empowers those who have experienced discrimination and hate due to their physical appearances! Don't hate appreciate!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Make Me Drop A House On You female t-shirt." |
| "If you want to act like a wicked witch we can treat you like one not a problem! We just need to whip up a quick tornado. get that house up in the air and then bam!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Mention The War female t-shirt." |
| "You started it! You'll offend the German visitors! This hilarious Fawlty Towers t-shirt references the legendary performance of John Cleese as Basil Fawlty. Don't worry...we have more of these in ze buildink! And for the record they invaded Poland."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Mess With Messi female t-shirt." |
| "Don't let the small size fool you he's definitely one of the greats to ever play the sports. He plays like the ball is attached on a string to his foot. There will never be another one like Messi for a long time so get your soccer t-shirt today! The Messiah!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't mess with ted female t-shirt." |
| "He ain't your cuddle teddy bear anymore! The battle-hardened veteran of numerous playtimes and make-believe stories has had enough! No more cuddle sessions and tea time for this badass t-shirt bear this time it's war!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Sit Down I've Moved Your Chair female t-shirt." |
| "At least I gave you a fair warning! After all what's the point of a prank if someone get's hurt? Unless you've got something more devious planned...But in the meantime this funny printed t-shirt should serve as are reminder for those who are about to get pranked big time!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Don't Stop Believing female t-shirt." |
| "The most important time of year to maintain that belief in Santa and life itself is Christmas! Trust in what the great Journey tell you and keep believin' kids!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "don't touch me i might catch the ugly! female t-shirt." |
| "Like ew! It might be contagious! You can't to have your beautiful/handsome face ruined by some no-name ugly person! Quick somebody call the troops to contain this mess! And while you're a it distribute these anti-ugly t-shirts to help prevent further infection!"
Price: 14.95 |
