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| Zenni Women's Rectangle Prescription Glasses Purple Plastic Frame |
| $12.95 |
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| "Personalised Jar of Strawberry Bonbons - Well Done" |
| "It's been three years of lectures, essay writing and exams! As their university education draws to a close, they're probably getting a bit emotional leaving behind fond memories and new friends and entering the world of work! They'll soon be doing their own washing and paying their own bills (we hope!)But if the thought of leaving the confinements of their university life gets them a little teary, why not take them back to their childhood with a jar of their favourite strawberry bonbons? The lovely pink label reads 'Well Done [Name]' in a variety of white and yellow bold and script fonts and is complete with a yellow graduation cap! Personalise your jar of treats with their name for a unique gift that will definitely put a smile on their face!What Can I Put On My Jar? You can personalise the label with any name, up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how your label will look. Simply type in your message and press the Preview button. Made in the UKWeight: Small: 170g; Large: 385gDimensions (jar): Small: H9 x W7 x D7cm; Large: H15cm (dia. 7cm)Ingredients: Glucose syrup, vegetable oil, whey powder, skimmed milk powder, cornflour, citric acid, flavourings, butter oil, salt, emulsifier, soya lecithin, E124Please note: The bonbons contain soya."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Oven Glove - Kitchen Pot" |
| "Tired of seeing mum use a tea towel to take piping hot dishes out of the oven? The amount of shrieks you've heard coming from the kitchen, accompanied by the battle scars she has all over her poor hands as a result, is ridiculous! Stop her from having to fight her way through tea time with the help of this lovely oven mitt. The cream panelled design boasts a black outline of a pot with a turquoise lid. Reading '[Name's] Kitchen', you can personalise it with a chosen name. A great way to treat her hands to the care they deserve, the cute design will ensure she never forgets to protect herself when reaching into the dangerous depths of the oven! Made from sturdy linen with heat-absorbing padding, the strong hook at the top means she can hang it up and have it on show when it's not in use. What Can I Put On My Glove? Personalise it with the name you wish to appear up to 12 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Material: Linen"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Tongue Tea Infuser" |
| "Is there anything worse than when you have a cup of tea that clearly hasn't been brewed for long enough? We know we should never scoff at a cuppa made by someone else but how hard is it to give it an extra minute or two? We've well and truly stuck our noses in to tell you about something that will change the way you brew tea forever. All you need? Some serious tongue action. Now, hold on, that doesn't mean sticking your tongue into someone else's tea, that would be gross! No no, simply fill this silicone tongue with leaves and perch the mouth on the mug and watch the magic happen... Never again will you have disappointing tea break.Dimensions (approx.): H10 x W8.9 x D3.8cm Material: Food-grade siliconeCare instructions: Dishwasher safe"
Price: 8.99 |
| "Nodding Pug" |
| "Sitting in a car for a long time can be boring, especially if you're stuck in a traffic queue. You've shifted through every radio station and there's nothing decent to listen to. You've not quite reached the point of banging your head on the steering wheel in frustration but it's looking more and more likely. Rather than give yourself a headache we've got the ideal companion for long car journeys.Our nodding pug is an adorable gift that can be placed at the front of your car to cheer you up when there's nothing else to look at except a wall of vehicles. The pug comes in a fawn colour with big blue 'puppy eyes'.Great for someone that spends a long time in their car or a dog lover!Dimensions: H14.5 x W9x D10cm"
Price: 8.99 |
| "The Potty Piano" |
| "You know what it's like, nature calls and you just can't be bothered to pick up! Going to the toilet can be a tedious task, you can't take the TV with you and the last time you took your phone, it ended up submerged in millilitres of water! Well, if you're looking for some toilet time entertainment, then let us introduce The Potty Piano! We sense a confused face... Let us explain. You know that mat you've got covering the floor around the loo? Well, it's like that, but so much better! With a keyboard and stave design, all you have to do is put your foot to the floor and hear the dulcet tones the piano keys make as you apply pressure to them. Fun, right? Although tough to resist, we would advise choosing your times wisely. You don't want to be making music while there's a queue forming outside! Dimensions: H50 x W55 x D1.7cmContents: 1 x matt, 1 x potty piano song book "
Price: 14.99 |
| "Up Yours Mug" |
| "Are you tired of getting up and making your lazy friend or colleague cups of tea? You don't even drink tea and they never make you one! Give them a little surprise next time they get to the bottom of their brew, as it unveils a rude gesture. A humorous gift that will help to get the message across that they need to start making their own, or at least thanking you for making them! Dimensions: 8.5cm (dia)Material: Ceramic Care instructions: Dishwasher/microwave safe "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Baby Bib Bow Tie" |
| "Turn what can often become a battlefield of slop missiles and chewed up food, into a sophisticated evening of dining the minute you put this bow tie bib on your baby. The white cotton mix boasts printed buttons and a real red and white polka dot bow tie at the top. The perfect distraction for the child who doesn't like having anything round their neck. Turn tea time attire into a fun costume that will make them look even more adorable when they are snapped enjoying their first taste of sweet potato or creamy yoghurt. All while protecting their lovely clothes from spills, like a good bib should. You're never too young to start dressing like a dapper gent. Material: Polyester/cotton mixCare instructions: Machine washable. Do not tumble dry or dry clean.Suitable for 6+ months"
Price: 9.99 |
| "'YOLO' Knitted Gloves" |
| "Do you like to live life to fullest? You figure there's no point in sweating the small stuff and should live every day like it's your last. Why not open that dream business, take that once-in-a-lifetime trip and go and see your favourite band on the edge of a cliff? People like yourself may be familiar with the popular term YOLO (You Only Live Once for you oldies), and should, therefore, be the first to scoop up these super stylish gloves which also double up as mittens. Royal blue with six red stripes across the wrists, the mitten fold over is a lighter blue with YOLO written on it in red. Now, when you want to say it, you can just point to your hand to make your feelings known. Size: One size fits allMaterial: 100% acrylicCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Toilet Dog Bowl" |
| "Do you often walk into the bathroom to find your beloved four legged friend drinking from it? Since he's was a pup he's been set on that being his bowl. If you're tired of the queue that forms outside the bathroom while his Lordship is having a refreshment, then it's time to think of a solution... If only we could explain how unhygienic his dirty habit is, perhaps he'd stop. Alas, he is a dog therefore we can't. This dog toilet water dish could, however, be your saviour. Taking on the form of a toilet, you can simply attach a two litre plastic water bottle to it, to ensure it's kept filled up with delicious and clean water. We know dog's are renowned for being intelligent, but we think you'll be able to fool him into thinking he is taking a sip from the real thing. Never again will you have to panic as his adorable face comes in for a hug, and you remember it's been in the family loo. This totally sanitary gadget will suit all involved! Dimensions (approx.): H21.5 x x W14 x D23cmMaterial: Ceramic Please note: Plastic water bottle not included "
Price: 12.99 |
| "Flair Hair Golf Visor" |
| "Ever thought you just don't look quite as cool as you could when out on the fairway? You've got the two-tone shoes, the slacks and the bag, but something's missing. What could it be? Perhaps the very unsophisticated wind-swept hair that comes with wearing your visor? Sure, it's great for keeping strays from flying in your eyes and messing up a good shot, but when you hit the bar for a celebratory (or conciliatory) pint, you don't want to whip it off only for your beloved barnet to be in disarray. Well, worry no more, this visor has the all-in-one experience. With a rather fetching mop of hair sticking out the top, it comes in pink, black or black with a diamond print. The brown scruffy hair looks ultra realistic and ensures that your real hair won't end up all over the place! You just wait, everyone will be wearing them soon... Colour choices: Brown hair/black diamond visor, brown hair/black visor or brown hair/pink visorSize: All visors are adjustable for every head size and shape."
Price: 12.99 |
| "Mr Bean's Book Of Silly Signs" |
| "Mr Bean has never been one to shy away from a daft situation. He always seems to find himself dangling from diving boards or strapped to the roof of his signature yellow car. In this amusing paperback book he accompanies an array of hilarious signs picked up from around the country. The real and wacky signs consist of messages like 'Warning To Tourists, Don't Make Fun Of The Natives', and 'Welcome To Beer, Please Drive Carefully'. Next to each is the man himself popping up with his trousers rolled up by the seaside or teddy showing his wide-eyed face as he peeps up from behind each snap. The picture book is perfect for some good toilet time reading and even has a wipe-clean plastic cover. A great gift for a fan of the comedy genius who gets bored when nature calls. Pages: 96 "
Price: 8.99 |
| "Fart Extinguisher" |
| "Perfect for a lads' night out, stag party or just to keep around the home in case of emergencies, our Fart Extinguisher is an invaluable novelty gift for any occasion!Simply unscrew the spray top and fill the bottle with a pleasant-smelling, odour-masking liquid. Or if you're dealing with a repeat-offender, fill it with something gross so that when they let one off, you can give them a taste of their own medicine! Keep this hilarious gift close at hand so if something nasty gets dropped, you can fight back!Capacity: 100ml"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Friends Are Cheaper Than Therapy Book" |
| "Do you have that friend who has always been by your side? Through all the terrible style choices and the even worse relationships, they're still there. Possibly with an amusing quip or light-hearted joke thrown in your direction for good measure. In a time where amusing greetings cards are all the rage, Cath Tate is taking the lead with this wonderful collection of some of her wittiest, grittiest and rebellious cards. Friends Are Cheaper Than Therapy consists of an array of old-fashioned and, only what can be described as, odd photographs, accompanied by a tagline that may or may not be relevant to the actions being carried out in each. One of note would be 'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend... Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.' Accompanied by the image of a rather dapper 1920s gentleman enjoying some time out on a park bench. A more heart-warming example would be a photograph of two fuller-figured ladies wearing questionable outfits, with the caption 'Life's too short to be thin'. A great read for anyone who doesn't like to take life too seriously, each page will unveil a surprising image and quote that's bound to make the reader chuckle. Designed to lift the spirit and remind you of why friendships are so important. You'll probably be surprised by how many you can relate to! Dimensions: H17 x W12.5 x D1.8cmFormat: HardbackPages: 112"
Price: 7.99 |
| Handerpants |
| "Introducing Handerpants! That's right. they're underpants for your hands!
This amazing new invention protects and covers your hands whilst leaving your fingers free to carry on with your normal day-to-day activities.
Not only do they prevent chafing and absorb sweat, they are fantastic for adding emphasis to your jazz hands!
Made from breathable cotton, they fit most sized hands and will enhance all hand-based activities including texting, arm wrestling and even pancake flipping.
A fantastic gift for any fun-loving recipient with a bit of a thing for their digits...Size: Fits most hands Contents: 1 pair"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Hand Soap" |
| "It's the age-old faux-pas of forgetting to wash your hands after every trip to the lavatory. A simple task that should come naturally, alas there are always the odd few who slip through the net. Ensure your housemates, colleagues or general fellow members of the public keep things sanitary when you remind them with this quirky bar of soap. In the shape of a hand, there is no more obvious way to request a swift wash. Why not make fun out of it? High five it, low five it, or even develop a secret handshake with it. Just make sure you use it! Complete with a delightfully musky scent, this would be the perfect addition to student digs or a humorous gift for someone moving into their new home. Dimensions (approx.): H12cmWeight: 115gFlavour: Musk-scented"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Mini Yard Glasses" |
| "Most of us, at one time or another, have found ourselves staring down the barrel of a yard glass. Usually filled with beer. The pressure from friends, who have already taken their turn, building up! If you don't like drinking copious amounts of alcohol in one fell swoop, then firstly, good for you and secondly, we have the perfect drinking vessel to suit your needs. This small 50ml shot glass is shaped just like a yard of ale glass, but holds a whole lot less. Now you don't have to feel left out when your buddies take part in novelty drinking games as you knock this back. A fun addition to a party.Material: Non-tempered glassCapacity: 50mlCare instructions: Hand-wash only"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess" |
| "The difference between men and women? Find out with this tongue-in-cheek, illustrated book! Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess tells you all about the real difference between men and women, and exactly why men drive women nuts!For years, women have accurately discussed just exactly what's wrong with men, and now these profound views have been compiled into this handy and hilarious little gift book.Perfect for a long-suffering better half, they're sure to be in stitches reading all of the faults and failings of the men they have to put up with every day!Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 48 "
Price: 3.99 |
| "Megaphone Drinking Hat" |
| "When you're having a beer do you often wish you had hands free to do other things? There's nothing worse than having to walk through crowds of people, only to get to your destination with half the pint gone and the other spilled over the floor. This brilliant hard hat will change the world of drinking for good. Featuring two can holders and straws that stretch to the mouth, it also has a microphone attached so you can raise the alarm and your drinking buddies can head to the bar for a refuel. Complete with a police siren, phone ring, dog bark, white noise and car crash sound, it will be impossible for anyone to ignore you at the bar. A great addition to a stag or hens party that will be sure to get you served first! Dimensions: H26 x W17.5 x D26.5cm9v battery required but not supplied"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Star Wars® Self Stirring Mug" |
| "When you really fancy a brew at work and you go to the kitchen only to find no spoons and no clean mugs, it can be very annoying. Do you ever wish you had Jedi powers that would change your luck and unveil which colleague had an obsessive spoon collection? Banish bad news for good when you invest in your very own mug that not only boasts the face of Star Wars super-villain Darth Vader, but actually stirs itself! Fancy that. From now on the spoon will be rendered useless and you'll be able to brew your own cuppa at your desk. The chrome cup boasts an artistic image of Vader and reads 'The force is strong with this one'. Simply, add your coffee, tea, hot chocolate or soup and press the yellow button on the handle to start proceedings. To avoid unnecessary spills, it comes with a lid to put on while it does its thing. Also useful for when you're on the move. ""The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force” - Darth Vader Dimensions (approx.): 14 x 11 x 8.5cmCare instructions: Hand wash only. Not suitable for microwave use. Please note: Requires 2 x AAA batteries, which are not included"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Storm Trooper Light" |
| "Are you feeling unfulfilled in your Jedi training? Do you want to be a master of The Force right now? Join the Dark Side and embrace all of your emotions! And it's not all darkness and gloom because as soon as you sign up you'll get this awesome Storm Trooper light. Shaped like the helmet worn by the Galactic Empire military, this light will shine when you need it most. Anything that goes bump in the night will be scared away with your new Sith powers and this light backing you up.The light looks just as good in the day and can be used as a decorative ornament. It's ideal for any sci-fi fan. Dimensions: H16 x W17 x D16cm Operated by 3 x AAA batteries. Not included. "
Price: 17.99 |
| "The Very Hungover Caterpillar" |
| "'I'll just come out for one or two!' Sound familiar? It's the age-old problem that many are faced with, when our friends suggest a visit to our favourite pub on a 'school' night, and saying no is simply not an option... With the best of intentions to just have a few, the next thing you know, you're stumbling home, kebab box in hand before waking up hugging the toilet! When will you learn!? An amusing take on the beloved children's tale, The Hungry Caterpillar, this book named 'The Very Hungover Caterpillar' takes us on the torrid journey of one man who drank too much the night before and is now most definitely regretting it! Follow him from the moment he awakes in search of a cure for his horrendous hangover, with humorous imagery to accompany it, and see if he manages to fight the pain or whether it's all too much.A brilliantly funny story, great for a birthday gift or for someone who is notorious for suffering badly after a night of indulgence. Dimensions: H21.4 x W17.2 x D1.2cmPages: 32"
Price: 9.99 |
| "'YOLO' Knitted Hat" |
| "Do you like to live life to fullest? You figure there's no point in sweating the small stuff and should live every day like it's your last. Why not open that dream business, take that once-in-a-lifetime trip and go and see your favourite band on the edge of a cliff? People like yourself may be familiar with the popular term YOLO (You Only Live Once for you oldies), and should, therefore, be the first to scoop up this super stylish red and blue striped beanie. Reading YOLO on the front in white block text, you can show off your motto proudly to all. Perhaps you'll even inspire people to think the same way! Size: One size fits allMaterial: 100% acrylicCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 6.99 |
| "'LOL' Knitted Gloves" |
| "Have you developed a habit that means you find yourself accidentally using text speak aloud? The last time you did your friends stopped and glared at you as if you'd just said something awful. Well, it is pretty awful, it's called text speak for a reason! Keep your verbal LOL's to a minimum, while paying homage to your favourite word, with these super on-trend gloves, which also transform into mittens. Bright yellow, with six pink stripes across the wrists, the mitten fold over is bright orange with 'LOL :)' written on it in pink. A colourful tip of the cap to your love for urban street style, they would add a statement splash of colour to your outfit. Size: One size fits allMaterial: 100% acrylicCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 8.99 |
| "Game Of Gnomes Garden Gnome" |
| "Key Features:Inspired by the popular television programme Fun gift to protect a garden from intruders!We know that your garden is your kingdom, so the last thing you want is for unwanted guests and intruders to trespass, threatening the safety of your loved ones, right? Okay, perhaps we're being a little over-dramatic, but considering the theme behind this unfriendly-looking chap, we wouldn't take any chances...A pun inspired by the popular television programme, the grouchy guy can be seen wearing traditional gnome attire, holding a spade and sat on a throne which has 'Game Of Gnomes' engraved into it. Lips pursed and eyes glaring, he is not the kind of character anyone in the right mind would pass! An amusing gift for a collector or someone who's territorial over their garden, you can make the first move towards them building their very own little empire! Material: Hand-painted and made from weatherproof ceramicDimensions: H23 x W18cm"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Beer Belt" |
| "Do you often find yourself thrashing out some sweet moves on the dance floor, only to feel held back by the restriction of holding your beer? We've all been there. Can in hand, perhaps one in your back pocket? No one can bust shapes like that! That's why we're offering this inspired Beer Belt. Be still your beating heart. This fantastic, not forgetting fashionable, gadget can hold not one, but six beer cans or bottles! Simply strap it round your waist and slot in your beverages of choice, leaving your hands free for plenty of jazz hands! "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Emergency Underpants Dispenser" |
| "You're in a traffic jam, you're at a festival or you're stuck in a long, drawn-out meeting at work... when nature calls. All situations where there may be no toilet within a mile radius or no sign of your boring manager stopping his boring lecture! What do you do? Well, with these brilliant creations, the one thing you won't do, is panic. This Emergency Underpants Dispenser contains five pairs of non-woven polyester pants, allowing you to dispose of your current undies and swap for these, if needs be. Discreetly hidden in what looks much like a tissue box, no one will ever know of your emergency swap! Perfect for your desk drawer at work, the bottom of your travel bag, or the glove compartment in your car, with these handy gadgets on-hand, you can rest easy when a comfort stop seems a long way off. Box dimensions (approx.): H10.2 x W10.2 x D10.2cmMaterial: 50gsm non-woven polyesterSize: Will fit most average size adultsOne pack contains five pairs. "
Price: 8.99 |
| "How To Tie A Tie Book" |
| "Key Features: Help someone learn how to dress to impress! Classic and contemporary tiesFor someone who needs a bit of help in the tie department, our 'How To Tie A Tie' book will be a welcome gift! This fun guide offers both classic and contemporary tie tips and makes a great graduation, stag party or birthday gift! With advice on choosing cufflinks, shoes and jackets and even how to fold a pocket square, they'll look and feel like a million dollars, all thanks to this great book. Format: HardbackDimensions (approx.): H16.5 x W11.1cm Pages: 128"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Best Cat Trophy" |
| "Present your fine feline with this amazing trophy for being the World's Best Cat! The ceramic award is white and cat shaped and you'll have plenty of fun rewarding your cat every time they do something cute! The trophy is a great social media opportunity. Take lots of pictures with your kitty accepting the award. It's a 'puuurfect' gift for any cat lover! Material: CeramicDimensions: H12.7cm "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Big Hotdog iPhone Cover" |
| "Do you feel like all you think about is your stomach? What would most satisfy your rumbling tummy? In between conversations with yourself about dinner, you're on the phone fiddling with apps, trying to arrange your social life with your friends, or ringing your family for a good catch-up. If you could blend your favourite gadget with your most desired snack of choice, how good would that be? Well, look no further. This amusing iPhone cover boasts a 3D hot dog in a bun with bright green lettuce and luminous yellow mustard. A great gift for a gadget-loving foodie. Suitable for iPhone 5 and 5s mobile devices."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Fabulous Flowers Colouring Book" |
| "Whoever says colouring is only for kids has clearly never set aside a good few hours to reminisce over the fun you can actually have with it. Remember the days when getting a colouring book for Christmas or your birthday was the best thing you could imagine. Unveiling your hugely impressive collection of felt tips and colouring pencils was like unveiling a new building, and everyone had to watch as you created a masterpiece. Of course in those days, a lot of the ink would end up all over the side of your hand as you began to tire and resorted to leaning on your art work, while more would spill onto the carpet to the horror of your mother... but the rest would make it to the paper, perhaps somewhat outside the lines, but that was your style! Recognised as a thoroughly relaxing task for people of all ages, colouring is now within adult reach. There's no need to be embarrassed when you take this book out of your grown-up bag and start being creative. Have a sketch while enjoying your favourite hot beverage in a nice cafe, or use your lunch break to unleash your colourful side. This beautiful book boasts page after page of floral patterns and designs. Meadows of poppies and fields of sunflowers are just some of the scenes to inject some colour into, while you can cut out bookmarks to keep for yourself. A great gift for a creative type, get them back onto their artistic tracks with this inspired book. Dimensions: H25 x W25cmFormat: PaperbackPages: 96"
Price: 9.99 |
