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| 1 Inch Wide Clip Suspenders (X-Back) - BRIGHT OLIVE |
| $9.99 |
| Olive green suspenders are a distinctive, but neutral toned, accessory and will go nicely with other neutral colors...[Read More] |
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| "Knackered Mothers Wine Club Book" |
| "You're coming to the last of the aisles of your weekly shop, with trolley full and toddler on the brink of a tantrum. If you act fast, there might be just enough time to pick up a bottle of plonk to enjoy once the little one is fast asleep - especially post-tantrum!If your idea of buying a nice bottle of wine is dashing down the alcohol aisle and picking up whatever Chardonnay they have on offer whilst simultaneously trying to prevent an outburst, then we've got the perfect gift! Our 'The Knackered Mother's Wine Club' is your go-to guide for busy mums who enjoy a glass of the good stuff after a day filled with tears, tantrums and teething! We know that it's all too easy to stick with what you know and go for the same dry white, but this guide is sure to transform any future wine experiences! From tasting notes to matching wine with food, you'll soon become familiar with the wine world and a bit of a wine aficionado, if we do say so ourselves. With wine tips for parties, weddings and dinner parties, you'll soon learn which grapes are the crowd-pleasers, what red to serve with your Sunday lunch and exactly how to match wine with chocolate (we're sold!) Go on, join the club...The Knackered Mother's Wine Club! Format: HardbackPages: 256 Dimensions: H21.6 x W13.5cm"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Giant Mug - I Like Big Mugs" |
| "We've all been there. It's the 10.42am lull and you're already thinking about lunch. The only thing that will get you through this difficult time is a good old cup of Joe. You're already on your third cup of the morning (but who's counting?) and the dilemma of not wanting to brew up for the rest of the office, or have to endure the caffeine shakes, is upon you. What to do?! Have no fear, because the biggest mug you may ever lay your eyes on is here! Living up to its name, this giant mug reads 'I Like Big Mugs And I Can Not Lie' in block black text. So if you're also a fan of Sir Mixalot then it really does tick all of the boxes. Say goodbye to numerous trips to the kitchen, you'll be set for the day!Wrap your hands around the extra large handle for comfort, settle in at your desk and get ready to face the day ahead! Those other colleagues won't deny that it's a great idea! Dimensions: H22 x W20.2 x D20cmWeight: 2.29lbs"
Price: 19.99 |
| "How To Speak Droid With R2D2" |
| "You know how it is, you want your droid to perform a task for you, but you just can't communicate the message sufficiently. Darn language barrier! What to do...Such skilled starship mechanics are necessary when emergency repairs are needed on complex spacecrafts and its no use to anyone if tasks aren't being understood. How would R2D2 have repaired the Royal Starship saving Queen Amidala if they couldn't communicate with one another? Well now there is no need to worry, with this 'How To Speak Droid with R2D2' book you'll be conversing with the resourceful and spunky robot in no time. Each page acts out useful scenarios in order to learn how to train them to perform tasks. Anything from serving beverages and canapes at formal events, to diagnosing and repairing mechanical issues on an X-wing. Don't fret, it's covered! And to make it just that bit more useful, the sound module at the bottom includes 10 phrases so you can pronounce them with ease. An absolute necessity for for any R2 user, feel the force, it is strong in this one... Dimensions: H17.8 x W21 x D1.9cm"
Price: 13.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Calm Down! - A Stress Survival Guide" |
| "Ease the strain of everyday life with the help of this hilarious guide to stress survival.Martin Baxendale's wacky guide to stress and how to cope with it will help you to laugh yourself better. Based on years of personal experience, this is a perfect gift for anyone who tends to get a little stressed out and frazzled from time to time...that would be all of us, then!Learn how to combat stress at home and in the workplace with this witty, illustrated gift book, a perfect little gift for any occasion.Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 32 pages Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale The Hangover Survival Guide" |
| "The definitive guide to hangover prevention and survival!This hilarious gift book is the result of many, many years of dedicated and tireless research into the terrible after-effects of drinking far too much, day after day after day.Essential research carried out regardless of the dangers (countless work-related injuries involving staggering, bumping into things, falling off bar stools and trying to snog strangers in the street) and the many health risks (including a liver that now only works on alternate Tuesdays).The hysterical Hangover Survival Guide is perfect for anyone who's woken up with a bad head and thought ""What happened?!"".Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Cupcake Toothpaste" |
| "Behold, one of the world's most innovative inventions is at your fingertips... well kind of... The deliciously sweet and indulgent taste of cupcake frosting in a toothpaste! Yes, your heard correctly. How? We hear you cry, how could such sugary goodness both fill you with the glee of delving into a fluffy cupcake, while keeping your teeth in tip-top condition? Well, of that we aren't certain, but who are we to scoff at the opportunity of a guilt-free sugar rush? Take the boredom out of brushing while curbing that craving. Your pearly whites will be thanking you for years to come. You are welcome... Dimensions (approx.): L15.5 x W3.9 x D2.4cmIngredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Pop Up Wine Glass" |
| "If you're a fan of alfresco dining but don't like having to drink your wine out of tumblers, save your crystal glasses from certain death as they clink around in your bag in transit, and try out these plastic fantastic creations. The pop up glass fits neatly in your pocket or handbag and extends to become a fully-fledged drinking vessel certainly suitable for your choice of wine. With a sturdy base, it's perfect for resting on grass and uneven surfaces without the fear of losing a delicious drop. Material: 100% plasticCare instructions: Hand wash only"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Your Man, An Owners Manual" |
| "Warning! Under no circumstances should you attempt to start-up a new male unit or continue trying to operate your existing male unit without first carefully reading the Owner's Manual!Failure to do so may invalidate any guarantee of a happy long-term relationship with your chosen male unit and/or lead to serious disappointments and unfulfilled expectations with regard to the basic specifications and operational capabilities of the average male unit.But, with the help of this hilarious and informative gift book, you will discover everything you ever wanted to know (and a few things you probably didn't want to know) about exactly how your male unit works and just what you can and can't expect from him!An amusing, illustrated gift book that's bound to make a special someone chuckle!Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Set of 2 Prescription Glasses" |
| "Know someone who fancies themselves as a bit of a champion beer drinker? They love any excuse to pop out for a quick pint and are renowned for always initiating contests. If you're looking for inspiration for what to give your boozy buddy this Christmas then how about these novelty pint glasses? In the style of an orange medicine bottle, with a white ridged top, the label reads 'Prescription Beer... Dr Harold Feelgood' at the top, followed by 'Mr. Al Coholic... Take one pint by mouth, repeat until intoxicated.' As well as this it instructs to take 'as many as you can stomach' until it expires on Monday morning. Well, it is the doctor's orders...Please drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Califia Falls Zinfandel (Rose Wine)" |
| "Put this dry rosé in your basket as the perfect accompaniment to any personalised glass!Capacity: 75clTasting notes: Strawberries, raspberries and sweet red cherry flavours blend together in this off dry rosé, finished off with palate cleansing acidity."
Price: 7.99 |
| "We're Going On A Bar Hunt" |
| "Has it been a while since you painted the town red? You've heard so much about the new and trendy bars opening, but since starting a family, your after hours antics have had to take a back seat! Well, perhaps you should take the lead from the wild characters in this book 'We're Going On A Bar Hunt'. A parody of the much-loved children's book 'We're Going On A Bear Hunt', the parents of three adoring children decide to leave their beloved offspring with the babysitters and relive their youth.Coming across many an interesting bar and enjoying their exploits, follow the amusing journey and what happens to them along the way, accompanied by lovely full-colour illustrations. A great gift for new parents, reassure them that pub crawls need not be a thing of the past once they have kids... babysitters at the ready then? Dimensions: H21.7 x W17.3 x D1.3cmPages: 48 "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Whack Your Boss" |
| "Got some pent-up frustration you want to take out on your boss? Another long week is coming to an end and you don't want your current mood to ruin the fun you should be having in your spare time. Well, fear not. We are here to rescue your weekend! Much like a punch bag you would find in your local gym, this brilliant Whack Your Boss inflatable figure can fit nicely on your desk, within easy reach for a good smack. With points marked from head to foot (and everything in between!) you punch the region that has the most relevant gripe to you. For example, the head reads 'Make your own tea and coffee!' while the chest reads 'You've got personal hygiene problems!' Feel immediately relaxed without having to have any awkward conversations. Just make sure they don't find out! Dimensions (approx.): 37 x 18.5cm (once inflated) Waited base so that it springs back up after each punch"
Price: 6.99 |
| "I'm Shot Without My Coffee Glass Mug" |
| "Do you know someone who can not start their day without a caffeine fix? First thing they do upon rising from their lair is put the kettle on. The clear glass mug has a bullet hole right through the centre with a cracked glass effect stretching from it. Above the hole it reads, 'I'm Shot Without My Coffee'. An amusing homage to their love for a good brew, this artistic mug will make them smile even more than their first coffee of the day would. Dimensions: 14.3 x 11.5 x 11.2 cmMaterial: Glass "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Legs Talk Tights" |
| "Do you ever walk out of the house and wonder if your skirt is just that bit too short? Should you turn back round and get changed or can you pull it off? We're sure you look great, but if you want to stop such a fashion conundrum happening again then why not invest in these super cool black tights? With a list of words from 'Dangerous' to 'Demure' with a bit of 'Cheeky' and 'Seductive' mixed in for good measure, they act as a marker for how short it actually is. The best friend a girl can have, because they won't shy away from giving it to you straight. If what you're wearing is too skimpy, you'll know about it. A great idea and quirky fashion statement, you can dress them however you like. Denier: 140Size: OneStyle: Footless "
Price: 14.99 |
| "'LOL' Knitted Hat" |
| "Key Features: One sizeBeanie style Keep your verbal LOL's to a minimum, with this on-trend beanie. The bright orange and pink striped hat has 'LOL' written on the front in white block lettering. A colourful tip of the cap to your love for urban street style, it will add a statement splash of colour to your outfit. Material: 100% acrylicSize: One size fits allCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Giant Coffee Mug" |
| "We've all got that go-to mug. Whether it's your nostalgic (and stained) Class of 88' mug or the fine-bone china from your Grandma's wedding set, when it's time for a brew, you know where to turn. But when you're refilling the kettle for what seems like the millionth time, surely it's time for a change? Let us introduce the Giant Coffee Mug. It's a one-stop, all-inclusive pot of wonder. Smile and wave at your co-workers as they go for their fourth refill of the day whilst you drink from your seemingly endless cuppa. Not only will you save energy and those all important pennies, you'll also bring humour to your office. The white mug reads, 'I've Cut Back To Just One Cup Of Coffee A Day' in a coffee-coloured font. With a large handle, you can sip back and relax. The ideal gift for those java lovers! Dimensions: H22 x W20 x D20cmWeight: 2.29lbs"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Dad's Survival Stash" |
| "Key Features: Professionally printed full-colour label Perfect for dad's birthday or Father's Day! Create a keepsake tin jam-packed with delicious biscuitsDoes dad often need incentives to keep his work ethic thriving? He works long hours and definitely could benefit from a few sweet treats along the way. On Father's Day or birthday, surprise him with his very own tin of shortbread and cookies, personalised specially for him. The off-white label reads 'Dad's Office Survival Stash' in a stencil-like navy blue font, while a pattern of stripes stretches round the tin. Transform it into a treasured keepsake for him and leave a message to be printed along the bottom. Personalisation:Personalise the tin with a message in up to 30 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)Please Note:The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Wonderful Dad" |
| "What to get the greatest dad of all time? A dilemma you often find yourself in! This Father's Day wish him all the best with this tin of shortbread and cookies. Personalise the bright blue label, which reads 'Happy Father's Day To A Wonderful Dad' in a variation of stamp and script fonts, with a loving message to appear across the bottom. As if indulging in a few delicious biscuits won't make him feel great enough, seeing your kind message every time he has a sweet craving will be sure to make his day a super one! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 30 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button. Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Hands Off!" |
| "You don't want to be on the wrong side of dad when he's just got to the biscuit tin only to find it empty! He's like a bear with a sore head. Who has dared open his tin without permission? Put a stop to any further sweet-related friction and gift him with his very own tin this Father's Day. Filled with shortcake and cookies, you can personalise the back of the red label with a loving message. Reading 'Dad's Biscuits Hands Off' in a bold white font on the front, a lovely icon of a biscuit with crumbs surrounding it, will be sure to whet his appetite for further crumbly goodness. What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 45 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Dad, You Take The Biscuit" |
| "When it comes to sweet treats from the family tin, does dad take the biscuit, literally? Never is it a concern that someone else may have wanted the remaining one. He's just in there, ready to swoop in an attempt to satisfy his sweet tooth. Make sure you never have to go without again, and gift your greedy guts papa with his very own tin of biscuits, with a label personalised just for him. The off-white design reads 'Dad You Really Do Take The Biscuit' in playful variation of black and green fonts. The 'o' of 'Do' has a chunk missing from the bottom, and crumbs falling from it, as if he's even tried to devour that! Transform it into a keepsake that he will treasure for years to come, when you have a personal message printed on the back. He'll never have to steal yours again, and you'll get brownie points too! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 45 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Best Dad" |
| "Make your sweet-toothed dad smile from ear to ear this Father's Day when you present him with his very own tin of delicious shortbread and cookies. The pale blue label reads 'To The Best Dad In The World' in a variety of fonts, and a little biscuit icon sits at the top, with crumbs surrounding it, to whet his appetite! Personalise it with a message to appear on the back in a classic white font, transforming it into a lasting keepsake. What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 45 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)
The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Dunkophobic" |
| "Know someone who will never let you dunk your biscuit in their tea? The thought of the remnants of a squashed, mushy biscuit at the bottom of a brew is their idea of an absolute nightmare! If you're looking for a unique gift idea for your dunkophobic buddy, then this tin of shortbread and cookies will be right up their street.The red label boasts the quote 'My Biscuit's Fallen In My Brew!!' and can be personalised with the name of your recipient who often recycles the amusing exclamation. A humorous present that will remind people of their snack-related issues while ensuring that their biscuits are kept crispy in the safety of their own tin! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 18 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x cookiesDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "'Hot Cookie' USB Mug Warmer" |
| "It's another late night at the office. As the lights across the city switch off and people go home, you're stuck typing up this document and it feels like it'll never be your turn to snuggle down on the sofa with the family. At least you've got a nice steaming hot cuppa next to you though. A soothing mug of your favourite blend... Oh wait, you went and got that about half an hour ago and completely forgot about it! Now it's more like iced tea and what hope you had of feeling warm and fuzzy in your office has been lost. Sounds like you could do with something to keep your trusted drink warm. Now, no one likes microwaved tea so you'll have to think of something else! What if we told you you could keep your beverage at a steady 50C no matter how long you leave it? With this Hot Cookie USB Mug Warmer, you can do just that. In the shape of a sandwich cookie, simply plug it in to your USB port and it will heat up. Rest your mug on it so that you don't have to worry about it cooling down while you're busy. The ultimate gadget for workaholics! Dimensions: H2.5 x W10.6 x D10.4cm"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Ceramic Camera Lens Mug" |
| "If they're the first one to snap up a perfect macro shot of their lunch and have always dreamed of owning that coveted SLR, then we've got just the gift! Photography lovers unite: whether they're a budding professional or simply enjoy clicking away as a hobby, our ceramic camera lens mug makes the ideal companion to their late nights on a shoot or perfecting that portfolio! Made from black ceramic, the cup is designed to look identical to a camera lens and is finished with a rubber-effect zoom focus. A lovely gift for someone with a passion for all things visual (and drinkable!) - smile for the camera! Care Instructions: Microwave and dishwasher safeDimensions: Height: 14cm, Diameter: 8.5cmMaterial: Mug: Ceramic, Zoom Focus: PlasticColour: BlackWeight: 0.4kgCapacity: 14oz, 39cl (approx.) "
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Do Not Disturb" |
| "Do they often moan that there's never a minute's peace? Are they constantly rushing from place to place, task to task? Gently tell a special someone that it's time to slow down and have a (peaceful) moment on their own, with this quirky tin. Printed with their name and the words 'Do Not Disturb...Eating Biscuits', it should hopefully let everyone else know to steer clear! Filled with a selection of shortbread fingers and cookies, this charming tin of biscuits is a thoughtful gift for a loved one who needs a little 'me time'. The crisp white label features a crown motif at the top, with 'Do Not Disturb' in a plain, block print font. Beneath this, we'll add the recipient's name or nickname in a beautiful, large, script font, and the words 'Is Eating Biscuits' in a matching plain, block print font. At the bottom of the label, we'll print your thoughtful message to the recipient on the bright red banner.So, next time your special someone looks a little stressed, remind them to bring out this biscuit tin, place it next to where they're sitting, and relax with a cup of tea and a biscuit! A great gift, whatever the occasion! What Can I Put On My Label?You can personalise the label with any name, using up to 12 characters and any message, using up to 32 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter the words you wish to appear and press the Preview button.Contents: Contains 100g shortbread fingers & 200g of cookies. May contain nut traces. Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)Please note: The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Biscuit Collection" |
| "This charming gift tin makes an ideal gift to give to a couple to store their favourite biscuits keeping them fresh and delicious.
The stylish white label features a charming union jack teapot design at the top and then their two names below appearing in a large, black hand-drawn style font. Below the two names is a cute bunting design that wraps all around the tin. You can also write a special message over 4 lines that will appear at the back of the tin.
What Can I Put On My Label?
You can personalise the label with a message in up to 38 characters.
Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.
Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits
Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Love Is..." |
| "When people are asked to think of what love means to them, some might name beloved relatives, others favourite musicians, or some may just declare their adoration for a good old biscuit! Enjoyed with a nice cup of tea, that really is enough to make most of us feel all warm and fuzzy. Make your favourite sweet-toothed love smile from ear to ear when they receive their very own tin of, with a personalised label. The two-tone purple design boasts a light purple heart on a dark background. Reading 'Love Is...' in a large block font, you can have it personalised to suit the recipient. For example, 'Love is... a tin of biscuits & a brew.' Home to a selection of shortbread fingers and cookies, your love will hopefully share their love with you during your next tea break!
What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with a message to appear in up to 54 characters.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Happy Easter Stripes" |
| "A lovely gift idea for Easter that can be shared with the whole family... Inside you’ll find 100g of moreish shortbread fingers and 200g of tie top biscuits, perfect for nibbling on or dunking in your drink.
The tin has a brightly coloured striped label that can be cleverly personalised with a special Easter message. We'll print your message in green font under the words 'Happy Easter.'
What Can I Put On My Label?You can personalise the label with any message up to 43 characters.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Loves Biscuits" |
| "When people are asked to think of what love means to them, some might name beloved relatives, others favourite musicians, or some may just declare their adoration for a good old biscuit! Enjoyed with a nice cup of tea, that really is enough to make most of us feel all warm and fuzzy.Make your loved one jump for joy at the sight of this lovely tin, brimming with sweet, crumbling goodness, only to notice that its contents isn't the only amazing thing about it! Personalise the blue and white stripe label with their name, to read as so '[Recipient's name] Loves biscuits (&[Chosen name])'. Reminiscent of the style of a popular 90s cult film, the fun design sees a bright pink circle with a white heart in it representing the 'o' in 'Love'. Home to a selection of shortbread fingers and cookies, your love will hopefully share their love with you during your next tea break!
What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 12 characters, and the name of something else they love in up to 25 characters. Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Single and You Know it" |
| "When people are asked to think of what love means to them, some might name beloved relatives, others favourite musicians, or some may just declare their adoration for a good old biscuit! Enjoyed with a nice cup of tea, that really is enough to make most of us feel all warm and fuzzy.Surprise a favourite biscuit lover with this delicious tin of biscuits, and make them feel special when you personalise it. The white label looks like lined paper and the message '[Recipient's name] If you're single and you know it eat your biscuits' is written in a handwritten style in red and blue ink. Above the text is a doodled red heart with a blue arrow through it. Home to a selection of shortbread fingers and cookies, your love will hopefully share their love with you during your next tea break! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 12 characters. Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)"
Price: 14.99 |
