| "Stop Wearing Black Hoodie" |
| "If you like your stuff darker than midnight on a moonless night, then we’ve got your covered with this funny hoodie… you old Goth. Design copyrighted by Push Merchandising."
Price: 24.99 |
| "Sunny Days Sweatshirt" |
| "It doesn't matter if you ride Honda, Ducati, Triumph or Yamaha. It doesn't even matter if ride pillion. What matters is that you ride motorcycles. And this is the perfect design to accompany your two-wheeled rocket sled of justice. Don't forget your helmet! This is not an official product, and is not in any way endorsed. Artwork copyright Push Merchandising LTD."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Super Power Sweatshirt" |
| "Because unless it's the ability to fly, I win. See you in the scrum."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Swearing While Driving Sweatshirt" |
| "Think of this as a public service announcement for motorists everywhere. As seen at Ronnie Pickering's house. Design and artwork copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Sweary Fairy Sweatshirt" |
| "Our beloved fairies (also faery or faerie) are a staple of fantasy literature from European folklore. Famous cuties include Tinkerbell, Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood, and even quirky pop star Bjork. This one, however, is our sweary fairy. Ain't she just a pip? Design copyrighted by Push Merchandising. Sweary Fairy range copyrighted Push Merchandising Ltd"
Price: 29.99 |
| "Swing Low Sweet Chariot Sweatshirt" |
| "The unofficial anthem of the English national rugby union team is Wallace Willis' ""Swing Low, Sweet Chariot"". In 1991 at the Rugby World Cup it reached number 16 in the UK single charts. It can be heard at Six Nations, World Cup and union games. Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Tatooine Treks Sweatshirt" |
| "Luke Skywalker's home planet of Tatooine makes for the perfect holiday destination. Visit Jabba's Palace for a drink and some dancing, enjoy the twin sunsets of suns Tatoo I and Tatoo II, and gamble the night away in Mos Eisley. This product is unofficial and is not associated in any way with Star Wars. Star Wars and related marks are trademarks of The Walt Disney Company or Lucasfilm Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Team Unicorn Sweatshirt" |
| "Show your support and undying love for mythical magical horse-things right now! Artwork copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Ten Reasons I Can't Be Arsed Sweatshirt" |
| "It's almost like the designer ran out of… ah, balls. We can't be arsed... Design copyrighted by Push Merchandising."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Alphabet Sweatshirt" |
| "This alphabet describes 99% of the blokes you know. Ahh, go on then… 99.5%... Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Answer To Everything Sports Cars Sweatshirt" |
| "A tribute to the evolution of a glorious Japanese sportscar."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Answer To Everything Sweatshirt" |
| "Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy often spouted how significant the number 42 really was. Artwork and design by Le Duc."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Element of Surprise Sweatshirt" |
| "One of the most used chemicals in the periodic table, Ah! The element of surprise. Also see Oo! - the element of Sid James. Artwork copyright Push Merchandising LTD."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The First Five Days Sweatshirt" |
| "No sooner does one leave work at 6pm on a Friday are they then thrown back under the bus a smidgen over 48 hours later. Sigh... Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Good Thing About Science Sweatshirt" |
| "A win for science more than a blow for religion. This quote from American astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson is simply perfect. Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Measure of Intelligence Sweatshirt" |
| "A classic quote from Albert Einstein written out in leetspeak for those us that know geek! Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "The Story Of My Life Hoodie" |
| "If your life isn't panning out quote the way you'd planned, there's a good chance that our Story of my Life design will be a perfect fit. Design copyrighted by Push Merchandising."
Price: 24.99 |
| "Theoretical Physics Sweatshirt" |
| "Well, you dullard, answer the question! Do you struggle with the concept of the Einstein-Rosen bridge? Don't know your M-theory from your Casual Sets? No, us either.. Design copyrighted by Push Merchandising."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Therapy Sweatshirt" |
| "If you know that a long ride is the answer to a question you'll soon forget then this design will make perfect sense."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Things Rick Astley Will Never Do Sweatshirt" |
| "Rick Astley - 80s pop sensation - sang 'Never Gonna Give You Up' and subsequently became an Internet meme some 20 years later. This is a list of eight things he will never, ever do. Artwork copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "This Is My Motorcycle Sweatshirt" |
| "This is my motorcycle, and this design is a mashup of the Rifleman's Creed (popularised in movie culture by Private Pyle from Stanley Kubrick's amazing Full Metal Jacket) which is part of the basic United States Marine Corps doctrine. Works for bikes too, it turns out..."
Price: 29.99 |
| "This Just Happened Sweatshirt" |
| "Ever roll out of bed, hair perfectly preserved, make-up (if worn) not smudged? This one's for you... Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Three Cats Hoodie" |
| "The perfect cute funny hoodie for all cat lovers. Life starts out simple when you're on your own. One cat seems fine, then a friend to keep it company. Before you know what’s hit you, you're keeping The Cats Protection League in business. Design copyrighted by Push Merchandising."
Price: 24.99 |
| "Today's Riding Schedule Sweatshirt" |
| "This is the kind of daily schedule the all bikers can get behind. Work? Nah - this is our new week-day routine."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Too Pretty To Be A Hooker Sweatshirt" |
| "In a game where giants spend 80 minutes running into each other as hard as possible it's hard to talk about pretty glory boys. But if you're fast and value your looks then the wing is the position for you. Slow and not so worried, get in the middle of that scrum young man and win that rugby ball please."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Too Stupid For Science Sweatshirt" |
| "If words like 'relativity', 'evolution' and 'particle physics' inspire an irrational feeling of confusion and anger, then you probably should try religion."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Twist The Throttle Sweatshirt" |
| "There are approximately 642 skeletal muscles within the typical human. It only takes seven of these to twist the throttle on your crotch-rocket. It probably takes considerably more to hang on for dear life."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Two Wheels Move The Soul Sweatshirt" |
| "Obviously if you want to get somewhere in one piece then a car is maybe the most practical choice. But if the journey is the destination then a motorcycle is the ONLY way to travel"
Price: 29.99 |
| "Unathletic Sweatshirt" |
| "Hate exercise? Prefer eating, drinking and sitting? We've got a treat for you... Artwork and design copyright Push Merchandising Ltd."
Price: 29.99 |
