| "Shag Yourself Thin" |
| "Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen. The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in 'Shag Yourself Slim' to keep you informed and entertained. Here's a sample guide for him: Self-Shagging with a Porn Mag Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag 40 calories Carrying home lots of computer mags to hide the porn mag 50 calories The actual hand shandy 35 calories Total: 125 calories"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Personalised Father's Day Jigsaw" |
| "Treat your Dad to a gift he'll remember and treasure, a perfect gift for Christmas, birthdays or Father's Day. Surprise him with this unusual and challenging puzzle and he'll be delighted to discover that special place exactly in the centre! Let him have hours of fun testing his local knowledge as he pieces the puzzle together. Maybe he'll let you join in! Using our database of maps, digitally seamlessly stitched together, we will create a high-quality jigsaw puzzle centred on the exact address supplied. A challenging puzzle, it will arrive in an attractive presentation puzzle box with a spot to write a personal message, the pieces stored in a blue cotton bag. Each jigsaw is individually made-to-order using high quality 1.5mm Millboard, hand finished by expert craftsmen. As an extra fun detail, the centre piece is star shaped the perfect place to start."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Man Mug" |
| "The Man Mug is the perfect gift for alpha males and DIY enthusiasts. The mug itself is man-sized and oversized, reaching a height of 13.5cm and a width of 10.5cm. The chunky white ceramic is given a colour pop with a red interior, complementing the red slogan emblazoned on the mug, MAN MUG IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS'. The handle of the mug replicates the shape of a saw handle for an extra-rugged touch. So men might claim that they can't multi-task but this mug certainly can. Not content with holding a mega mug of man's favourite brew, the mug also comes with a pencil slot and pencil in the handle, a ruler etched into the mug and a spirit level built into it. This mug is not for girls so if you see any of your female friends, family or colleagues eyeing up your manly mug, simply lift your brew to your lips, revealing the base of the mug. The base of the mug has a No Women symbol on it. This mug is just for men got it?!"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Haynes - Women's Home DIY" |
| "How many blokes at Haynes does it take to change a light bulb? None. The girls have beaten them to it. They've also fixed the leaky tap, put up the shelves, tiled the kitchen, insulated the loft and changed the oil in the car - all without damaging their nails. Presented in a contemporary, fashionable style (not too much pink, but certainly a bit) and written in a chatty way (with the occasional 'man' joke), the ""Women's DIY Manual"" will give all the girls the information they need for general household DIY. In true Haynes style, there is clear step-by-step photography and easy-to-follow instructions, with difficulty ratings for each project."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Haynes - Retirement Manual" |
| "This new paperback title addresses every aspect of retirement, including how to spend your new-found leisure time, mental and physical health, how modern technology can work for you, potential changes to your living arrangements, all the way through to the legalities of wills and coping with grief. This manual, presented in the Haynes tried-and-tested step-by-step format, promises to be an informative yet informal guide to getting the most from your retirement."
Price: 8.99 |
| "Haynes - Men's Cooking Manual" |
| "The Men's Cooking Manual will appeal to all blokes who want to cook for themselves, or their friends and family. Full of sensible advice and focused on techniques rather than just recipes, it's about teaching people how to cook absolutely anything, rather than just a set of pre-determined dishes. It shows the short-cuts and straightforward skills that will make cooking a simple, enjoyable activity instead of a terrifying mystery. The recipes and ideas inside are explained in a foolproof, clear way, to give even the most fumble-fingered man a chance of producing tasty, healthy food."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Comic Photo Frame" |
| "What do Superman, Batman and your drunk friends all have in common? Theyre all in comics! Relive the highlights of classic nights out with our action-packed Comic Strip Photo Frame. Just add wild pictures and some humour to create a personalised comic page for you and your friends to enjoy. Each frame comes with a selection of speech bubble stickers and a pen so you can capture the witty banter again and again. Its the collectors print of your life framed in a clever cartoon strip for all to enjoy. Let your inner comedian wild as you pepper witty comments and commentary over the marvelous achievements and/or sloppy mishaps of friends and family. Pow, Boom, Ka-pow! Get yours signed by someone special or stash it in your parents attic for a couple of years to see if it increases in value! Trade them with your friends or over-charge complete strangers on eBay! Maybe one day Hollywood will adapt your comic into a blockbuster movie. Maybe they wont; it doesnt matter because you and your friends are stars of your very own comic! Woo hoo."
Price: 4.49 |
| "My Life Story" |
| "A 100 year diary for you to record the events of a lifetime. To help you remember the special moments you never want to forget - the people you've loved; the friends you've made; the places you've visited. Record your achievements, make a note of favourite films/books/music/people, write down your ambitions, make a Things To Do Before I Die list. Includes a map of the world, and one of your body. If you're too young to fill it in right now, someone else can start it you; your first steps, first words, first day at school. This is the story of your life."
Price: 24.99 |
| "Stitch Map" |
| "Stitch your travels around the world A world map printed on cross stitch fabric and mounted on a wooden frame. Whether travelling by plane, train or automobile, recuperate from your latest adventure with a bit of crafty cross-stitching. Record every far-flung holiday or adventurous road trip with colourful cross stitch. Use different coloured threads for each journey or personalise with icons and text. Easy to stitch and with all the contents you need to create your own unique wall hanging!"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Indoor Karting Race for Two - Special Offer" |
| "You and your fellow speedster can go full throttle with this electrifying go kart racing experience. Choose from a huge range of UK locations, and hit the go kart track for 50 adrenaline pounding laps. Karting is an addictively fun sport that has acted as the starting point for many Grand Prix champions, including Lewis Hamilton, and now you can take part in your own F1 style race! You've had the safety briefing, you can smell the rubber, see the go karts lined up waiting for their chance to blast off, the visor comes down, foot on the pedal and finally it's time to go! Do you have what it takes to climb to the top of the podium, holding your winner's trophy high? It's about time you found out take on the indoor karting challenge now"
Price: 49.00 |
| "Overnight Getaway with Dinner for Two" |
| "From coastal hotels to country lodges, buzzing city centre havens to quaint town guesthouses, this voucher offers a lucky pair a nights respite from the monotony of routine with a one-night break at one of these carefully-selected venues. Youll have ten months in which to select one of these fabulous hotels and plan your escape; when you reach your hotel, youll be served a delicious dinner for two. Youll spend your night together in a smart room and enjoy breakfast when you wake what more could you need?"
Price: 99.00 |
| "One Night Spa Break with Dinner for Two" |
| "Relax, unwind and escape with a spa break with dinner for two at a fabulous hotel. Our handpicked selection of spa hotels all offer tranquil surroundings and state-of-the-art facilities, ensuring you and your loved one a truly rejuvenating stay. Enjoy a soak in the Jacuzzi and some downtime in the sauna before taking a refreshing dip in the swimming pool, and if that wasn't enough, you'll also be spoilt with an invigorating treatment each, delivered by a seasoned therapist. Once you've taken full advantage of the spa facilities, you'll be able to return to the luxury of your room to freshen up for a delicious meal in the hotel's on-site restaurant. It's the ideal way to spend some quality time with someone you love!"
Price: 199.00 |
| "Two Nights for the Price of One Hotel Break Special Offer" |
| "This incredible offer means there is no excuse to put off that well-deserved break. Fancy an escape to the countryside to recharge your batteries? Or what about a chance to explore an exciting new city? Whatever the reason for your trip you can both relax, unwind, and even enjoy an extra night with this offer. What's more, you will also receive a delicious breakfast each morning, so you'll be all set to make the most of the day. With a choice of over 100 top-quality properties located all over the UK and Europe from quaint Cornish towns to the remote Scottish Highlands or even Rome in Italy - there is something to suit every taste. There's never been a better reason to take a staycation with this ten month, flexible voucher."
Price: 99.00 |
| "Junior Lamborghini Gallardo Driving" |
| "All kids dream of driving and now it's your chance to make that dream a reality; and in a specially modified Lamborghini Gallardo no less! At all of the seven tracks available, budding motor stars will be given full tuition from an ARDS registered instructor, giving you all the insight you need into the skills and techniques you will need to not only simply make the car move forwards, but to race it round the challenging track. Dependent on location, the instructor will either give you a demonstration lap or run you through the basics in the pits. Then it's the moment you've been waiting for, six adrenaline fuelled laps of the track with your instructor there to help throughout. You'll will be the envy of all your school friends, so be sure to take lots of photos to take in and brag with!"
Price: 69.00 |
| "Indulgent Escape for Two - UK wide" |
| "This flexible voucher gives you and a loved one the opportunity to enjoy a one or two night break at your choice of a select group of 4-star and 5-star hotels UK-wide. If it's a peaceful escape you're after, there is a superb range of classic country retreats where you can really recharge your batteries. Perhaps you need a base for a theatre or gallery trip or a shopping extravaganza, in which case one of the exclusive and sophisticated urban hotels will hit the spot. The properties are chosen for their fine facilities, superlative service and attention to detail. They are all ready and waiting to welcome you for a luxurious and relaxing stay."
Price: 249.00 |
| "Two Night Break at Mercure Liverpool Atlantic Tower Hotel" |
| "Revel in a two night escape in the heart of Liverpool alongside your special someone. Occupying a prime spot overlooking the dock front, the 4-Star Mercure Liverpool Atlantic Tower Hotel provides a wonderful base for exploring this exciting city. Beatles fans will want to pay homage to the band with a visit to the Cavern Club, while those with an appetite for culture can enjoy a wander round the bustling Albert Dock, with its array of museums and galleries. On both mornings, you'll be served an indulgent breakfast to refresh and revitalise you for another day of urban explorations."
Price: 157.00 |
| "Personalised Pocket Sundial" |
| "The Nauticalia Brass Pocket Sundial is a completely self-contained portable instrument, with a compass for alignment and lid for protection. The gnomon is set for latitudes around 50 degrees North, so will be most accurate in the south of England, northern Europe, Canada and so on. At these latitudes this is a functioning time indicator (in as much as sundials ever were!) diameter 3 inches, height 1 inch. Chunky solid brass."
Price: 64.95 |
| "Two Night Stay in a Hobbit Hut at Acorn Camping" |
| "Get away from it all, without giving up any of your home comforts, with this glamping experience for two in stunning rural Cornwall. The unique 11 square-meter Hobbit Huts are in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, surrounded by untouched woodland for you to explore. They each have a dining area with table and wooden benches, bean bags, a clothes storage area and boot box, and a bucket to keep food cold. You will be given a generous starter pack with 2 small camping stoves (bring your own gas canisters), and everything you need to cook and wash up. There is a comfy futon to sleep on (youll need your sleeping bag), and a communal fire pit and washing-up area. You dont even need to worry about going unwashed for two days, as your hut has its own hot shower room, with a wash basin and toilet too."
Price: 99.00 |
| "60 Minute Extended Flying Lesson - UK wide" |
| "If you've ever dreamed of taking the controls of an aircraft and soaring through the air, then this amazing extended flying lesson is for you. Also the perfect gift for any aviation enthusiast, this experience will include elements of theory and practical knowledge. On arrival at one of 23 locations across the country, you will be greeted by your friendly instructor, whose job it will be to guide you through the basics of flight, firstly with a safety briefing, and then with a familiarisation of the aircraft and cockpit. It will then be time for takeoff as your instructor gives you a practical demonstration of what you have learned. Then it's over to you to take the controls for the very first time. It really is an exhilarating experience like no other, as you fly through the clouds, with careful observation from your instructor throughout. What better way to take your first steps into the world of aviation!"
Price: 185.00 |
| "One Night Break at a Luxurious London Hotel" |
| "Take your choice of luxury, contemporary hotels across the capital with this flexible voucher. Chosen for their comfort, state-of-the-art facilities, and ease of access to Central London, any of these hotels will make the perfect base for a short break in the bustling, exciting capital. Check out world-class shopping, incredible theatre, and culture and history that could keep you fascinated for weeks. Your hotel provides a great base for exploration, with all the creature comforts taken care of, and a hearty continental breakfast provided for you after a peaceful night's sleep. See individual hotels for offer details."
Price: 179.00 |
| "Personalised Brass Traveller's Compass" |
| "A fine brass nautical compass featuring your chosen sentiment engraved onto it. This timeless keepsake is presented in a mohogany stain wooden box with monogrammed brass plate. Great as a gift to give someone who is travelling to remind them of you on their adventures, and to help them find their way home. Alternatively this is a lovely memento to mark a special occasion with a gift that will be treasured for many years to come. Personalise your compass with this or any other message up to 60 characters The message on the compass shown in photo says: ""So you can always find your way back home. Love Anna"" If you need a little inspiration of what to have engraved on the compass, here are a few popular ideas you can use and perhaps add a name to. Not all who wander are lost Let's get lost together There is no certainty, there is only adventure Go confidently in the direction of your dreams Dimensions Wood box: 7cm x 7cm x 3cm Compass: diameter 5cm, height 1.3cm The brass compass, which has a black felt base, can be removed from the box when required."
Price: 36.95 |
| "Junior Race Car Experience" |
| "Make someone's first drive truly unforgettable when you treat them to three miles in a shiny green Mazda MX5 race car! No experience is necessary for this thrilling junior driving experience, and as long as you're over ten years old and 135cm tall, you qualify to take on this specially designed race track! You'll get your very own ARDS-qualified instructor, who'll show you just how to drive this beautiful shiny racing machine and make sure you have the most fun possible while staying totally safe. How many people can say their first drive was in a racing Mazda MX5? Not many be one of them!"
Price: 19.00 |
| "One Night Break at Mercure Manchester Piccadilly Hotel" |
| "Upon arrival, you will be shown to your double or twin room. You will then have the chance to relax in complete comfort, before being treated to a delicious full breakfast for two the following morning. The hotel is situated in the heart of Manchester's vibrant city centre, and there are plenty of fantastic ways to relax during your stay, from splashing out at the Arndale shopping centre to visiting the Imperial War Museum North. Football fans will relish the opportunity to visit Manchester United and Manchester City's stadiums, and fine dining enthusiasts will have the chance to indulge at Manchester's fantastic restaurants."
Price: 99.00 |
| "Two Night Break in a Private Camping Cabin at Lake Dacre" |
| "If you love camping but cant face the hassle of a tent, head to beautiful Lake Dacre in Yorkshire for a two-night stay in your own luxury pod: private, dry, insulated and cosy! With heaters, carpets, a decent amount of headroom, lockable doors and roller blinds for privacy, your pod is a home away from home in the stunning Yorkshire countryside. Equipped with a bar and clubhouse, indoor activities like table tennis and pool, a tennis court onsite and golf course nearby, and even Wi-Fi, the camp offers impressive facilities for an enjoyable and comfortable stay. Lake Dacre itself is right on your doorstep for sailing and canoeing, windsurfing and fishing. You can hire bikes to explore, or just take a walk around the peaceful lake, set off on a daytrip to the coast - just ten minutes away by car - or simply relax and unwind, enjoying the peaceful view of the gently lapping lake shore."
Price: 98.00 |
| "Scratch Map" |
| "For any keen explorer, it can sometimes be tricky to keep track of where you've been and where to go next. This awesome Scratch Map is here to solve all your problems, as you scratch off each place as you visit! My Scratch Map is the perfect gift for anyone off on a round the world trip so they can track their progress and see how many amazing places they've explored around the world. If you're bored at work, what better motivation to keep on going than My Scratch Map on your wall showing you where you'll be jetting off to next, or display at home and relive those special memories, day after day. My Scratch Map comes nicely contained in a tube to keep your travelling history in pristine condition. There will be no more searching for pins or any chance of missing places out as My Scratch Map makes it as clear as day to for you and everyone else to see how well travelled you are. This is by far the easiest way to track your travelling exploits and all you need is My Scratch Map and a two pence piece (or any coin for that matter). We've got to warn you though, visit Russia or Antarctica and it might get a bit messy. Dimensions: Height - 53cm Width - 89cm"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Flamingo Passport Holder" |
| "Travel in style with this lovely passport holder from the Tropical Summer collection. Featuring the bold and happy flamingo design, this item is great for jazzing up a passport and making it stand out. We do love to add some charm to everyday items!"
Price: 4.38 |
| "Two Night Hotel Break at the Mercure Edinburgh Princes Street" |
| "The Mercure Edinburgh Princes Street is right in the middle of the action, next to Jenners department store and surrounded by high street shopping galore. The hotel is also just two minutes from Waverley train station and a few more minutes' walk from bars, restaurants and theatre of the bustling Royal Mile. You will have a cosy two night stay and on both mornings, the hotel will serve you breakfast and staff can provide advice on the wealth of attractions offered by this beautiful and historic city. If you are feeling energetic, climbing up to Arthur's Seat gives you a fantastic view over Edinburgh! Tired after all this sightseeing, you may want to chill in the hotel's own Brasserie and bar for the evening - after all you have two nights to experience the city's wonderful nightlife."
Price: 199.00 |
| "Lamborghini Driving Blast" |
| "The emblem of a Lamborghini is a bull and you won't half be moooving with this package! So give the accelerator plenty of hoof and see if you can't tame this beast of a car. Upon arrival you'll undergo a special briefing featuring safety and driving techniques from our highly trained instructors; then it'll be time for you to steer. So, raise the stakes as you go hell for leather around the track for 3 miles. Finally, at the end of your day you will receive a commemorative certificate to remind you of the time you took the Lamborghini by both horns and showed it who was boss!"
Price: 39.00 |
| "Cork Globe" |
| "Styled on a traditional world globe, this strong cork version adds something special to the experience of getting home after your holidays away. Stick pins in the places you've been or plan your future travels on this beautiful planet! A unique change from the average world map pin boards, this sophisticated globe can take prime of place in your home. With a width of 25cm in a full globe and mounted on a stainless steel base, this exclusive Cork Globe even comes with its own pins! Been there? Done that? Show off your globetrotting exploits for all to see. Perfect as a gift for others, or yourself!"
Price: 29.99 |
| "One Night Break at Mercure Cardiff Holland House Hotel and Spa" |
| "Discover the vibrant culture and fascinating history of Wales' beautiful capital with this break for two at Mercure Cardiff Holland House and Spa. This modern 4-star retreat offers a fantastic blend of comfortable accommodation and stylish dcor, and you'll be able to take in breathtaking views over the city as you unwind in your attractive room. With easy access to some of Cardiff's most popular attractions including the Millennium Stadium, Bute Park and Cardiff Castle you'll find plenty to do during your overnight break, and you'll even receive breakfast in the morning."
Price: 107.00 |
