Welding Supplies from IOC Homepage
| "Personalised Cable Knit Slippers" |
| "The most amazing super soft, fleece lined, cosy slippers! These personalised slippers make a gorgeous winter accessory and the perfect gift for her. These slipper boots are the perfect way too put your feet up and indulge in a bit of relaxation. With their cosy cottage life aesthetic in the rich cream and blue colours with fun pom poms, chunky cable knit design they are very on perfect for adding some luxury at home, in your ski chalet or curling up under a blanket. And with the option to add an extra special touch with an embroidered personalisation - they make a really lovely Christmas gift."
Price: 24.99 |
| "Light Up Unicorn Slippers" |
| "Made from a super-soft, high quality material, these Unicorn slippers are not only functional, but totally adorable! Featuring a majestic golden horn and rainbow coloured mane and tail to match, these slippers are truly eye-catching. This Unicorn's cheeks even light up as you walk around, flashing an array of beautiful pastel colours. Magical!"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Model Golf Bag And Cart Pen Holder" |
| "A pen set in the shape of a golf bag with golf club pens including; driver, iron and putter. Each pen has a different ink colour; black, blue and red. Perfect as a desk ornament."
Price: 17.99 |
| "Great Tits Socks" |
| "Cockney Spaniel Tongue and Cheek Novelty Socks Great Tits Washing instructions: 40C wash. Sock are made 88% Cotton, 10% Polyamide, 2% Elastane Size UK 6-11 EUR 39-46 US 7-12"
Price: 5.99 |
| "Raspberry & Prosecco Marshmallows" |
| "These handcrafted marshmallows are made using real prosecco & 100% natural ingredients. Once hand-cut to size, they are rolled generously in ripe raspberry powder. Eat straight from the box, pair with your favourite tipple, or toast to perfection for a gorgeously gooey marshmallow moment."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Marshmallow S'mores Kit" |
| "We've put together a marshmallow s'mores kit which includes everything you'll need to create eight of your very own authentic American s'mores. Perfect for both indoor and outdoor use, our s'mores kit will make a superb addition to a BBQ, garden party, camping trip and pretty much everything else in between! Our S'mores kit includes a box of eight handmade gourmet marshmallows, eight Graham crackers, three Hershey's chocolate bars (creamy milk chocolate, cookies n' cream & cookies n' chocolate), a non-toxic gel burner, set of eight bamboo skewers, and comes presented in a printed kraft gift box with s'mores making guide."
Price: 22.99 |
| "Marshmallow Toasting Kit" |
| "Perfect for those with a sweet tooth and for any hardcore marshmallow fans out there, our marshmallow toasting kits make for a truly unique and delicious gift. Our marshmallow toasting kit includes any two flavours of gourmet marshmallow, a non-toxic gel burner, set of eight bamboo skewers and a bespoke kraft gift box which features an internal printed guide on how to toast the perfect marshmallow'."
Price: 17.99 |
| "Personalised Five Lose Dad Book" |
| "Join the Five and Timmy the dog as they celebrate Father's Day by taking Uncle Quentin to the garden centre to choose a new shed in which to conduct his experiments. Perfect for Father's Day!"
Price: 14.99 |
| "How To Bonk In Public" |
| "From the best-selling authors of ""How to Poo at Work"" and ""How to Bonk at Work"" comes the follow-up that everyone's been waiting for: ""How to Bonk in Public"" will help you get busy wherever you are! You know the feeling - a bit bored at the bus stop and need something to occupy your time for ten minutes, or you find the latest exhibition of blobby sculptures at the local art gallery dreadfully dull. Well worry no more about what to do, for ""How to Bonk in Public"" will liberate your mind, body and soul with more than 50 ways to get busy outdoors and the solutions to more than 50 problems you may encounter. Too many people around? No problem, this book's full of ideas to get you far from the madding crowd. Broad daylight? Don't panic, you will find many ways to avoid lines of sight. Next time you hear someone say 'smash it' at a football match you'll know exactly what to do and where to go!"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Shag Yourself Thin" |
| "Losing weight isn't rocket science: eat less and move more and it will happen. The link between sex and slimming is also simple: a good hard rogering will burn calories. But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and calorie burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in 'Shag Yourself Slim' to keep you informed and entertained. Here's a sample guide for him: Self-Shagging with a Porn Mag Walking to the newsagent for a porn mag 40 calories Carrying home lots of computer mags to hide the porn mag 50 calories The actual hand shandy 35 calories Total: 125 calories"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Personalised Father's Day Jigsaw" |
| "Treat your Dad to a gift he'll remember and treasure, a perfect gift for Christmas, birthdays or Father's Day. Surprise him with this unusual and challenging puzzle and he'll be delighted to discover that special place exactly in the centre! Let him have hours of fun testing his local knowledge as he pieces the puzzle together. Maybe he'll let you join in! Using our database of maps, digitally seamlessly stitched together, we will create a high-quality jigsaw puzzle centred on the exact address supplied. A challenging puzzle, it will arrive in an attractive presentation puzzle box with a spot to write a personal message, the pieces stored in a blue cotton bag. Each jigsaw is individually made-to-order using high quality 1.5mm Millboard, hand finished by expert craftsmen. As an extra fun detail, the centre piece is star shaped the perfect place to start."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Man Mug" |
| "The Man Mug is the perfect gift for alpha males and DIY enthusiasts. The mug itself is man-sized and oversized, reaching a height of 13.5cm and a width of 10.5cm. The chunky white ceramic is given a colour pop with a red interior, complementing the red slogan emblazoned on the mug, MAN MUG IT'S NOT FOR GIRLS'. The handle of the mug replicates the shape of a saw handle for an extra-rugged touch. So men might claim that they can't multi-task but this mug certainly can. Not content with holding a mega mug of man's favourite brew, the mug also comes with a pencil slot and pencil in the handle, a ruler etched into the mug and a spirit level built into it. This mug is not for girls so if you see any of your female friends, family or colleagues eyeing up your manly mug, simply lift your brew to your lips, revealing the base of the mug. The base of the mug has a No Women symbol on it. This mug is just for men got it?!"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Haynes - Women's Home DIY" |
| "How many blokes at Haynes does it take to change a light bulb? None. The girls have beaten them to it. They've also fixed the leaky tap, put up the shelves, tiled the kitchen, insulated the loft and changed the oil in the car - all without damaging their nails. Presented in a contemporary, fashionable style (not too much pink, but certainly a bit) and written in a chatty way (with the occasional 'man' joke), the ""Women's DIY Manual"" will give all the girls the information they need for general household DIY. In true Haynes style, there is clear step-by-step photography and easy-to-follow instructions, with difficulty ratings for each project."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Haynes - Retirement Manual" |
| "This new paperback title addresses every aspect of retirement, including how to spend your new-found leisure time, mental and physical health, how modern technology can work for you, potential changes to your living arrangements, all the way through to the legalities of wills and coping with grief. This manual, presented in the Haynes tried-and-tested step-by-step format, promises to be an informative yet informal guide to getting the most from your retirement."
Price: 8.99 |
| "Haynes - Men's Cooking Manual" |
| "The Men's Cooking Manual will appeal to all blokes who want to cook for themselves, or their friends and family. Full of sensible advice and focused on techniques rather than just recipes, it's about teaching people how to cook absolutely anything, rather than just a set of pre-determined dishes. It shows the short-cuts and straightforward skills that will make cooking a simple, enjoyable activity instead of a terrifying mystery. The recipes and ideas inside are explained in a foolproof, clear way, to give even the most fumble-fingered man a chance of producing tasty, healthy food."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Comic Photo Frame" |
| "What do Superman, Batman and your drunk friends all have in common? Theyre all in comics! Relive the highlights of classic nights out with our action-packed Comic Strip Photo Frame. Just add wild pictures and some humour to create a personalised comic page for you and your friends to enjoy. Each frame comes with a selection of speech bubble stickers and a pen so you can capture the witty banter again and again. Its the collectors print of your life framed in a clever cartoon strip for all to enjoy. Let your inner comedian wild as you pepper witty comments and commentary over the marvelous achievements and/or sloppy mishaps of friends and family. Pow, Boom, Ka-pow! Get yours signed by someone special or stash it in your parents attic for a couple of years to see if it increases in value! Trade them with your friends or over-charge complete strangers on eBay! Maybe one day Hollywood will adapt your comic into a blockbuster movie. Maybe they wont; it doesnt matter because you and your friends are stars of your very own comic! Woo hoo."
Price: 4.49 |
| "My Life Story" |
| "A 100 year diary for you to record the events of a lifetime. To help you remember the special moments you never want to forget - the people you've loved; the friends you've made; the places you've visited. Record your achievements, make a note of favourite films/books/music/people, write down your ambitions, make a Things To Do Before I Die list. Includes a map of the world, and one of your body. If you're too young to fill it in right now, someone else can start it you; your first steps, first words, first day at school. This is the story of your life."
Price: 24.99 |
| "Nookii Adult Board Game for Couples" |
| "This year's most popular grown up games for couples. This game is designed to generate a playful night of fun for two - there is no board...both players explore each other instead! A player selects a card, titled ""Mmm"", ""Ooh"" or ""Aah"", then sets the timer and follows the instructions on the card. Intimate and romantic fun - you'll be laughing and making memories all night! An ideal gift for any couple. The Nookii cards have been created to generate sexy fun. You don't move around a board with Nookii _ you move around each other according to the instructions on the cards, subject to a time limit dictated by the dice. The object of the game is to enjoy the other player. This game is suitable for couples over 18 years of age only and can be played almost anywhere, private of course. The nookii game consists of: - 90 naughty and nice suggestion cards (Mmmm, Oooh, Aaah cards) - 2 dice - 1 timer - Sheer scarf - A Do Not Disturb sign and - Playing guidelines"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Willy Exerciser" |
| "This is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek gift with hilarious packaging too! The Willy Exerciser is a plastic miniature dumb bell, perfectly designed to fit neatly on your pecker and allow you to tense and strain for that six-pack sausage! The Willy Exerciser comes packaged in a colour display box."
Price: 4.99 |
| "Candy Bra" |
| "CANDY BRA edible This Candy Bra is sweet and sexy! A hot snack for couples or a funny gift for engagements, birthdays or on weddings. This product can only be returned in unopened original packaging. Open articles are not returnable! You will find the Candy G-String under ""Appropriate products..."" further below!"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Stress Balls" |
| "Perfect for when you're being driven nuts! This is a stress reliever in the shape of a lovely pair of balls. When you're feeling stressed out just squeeze those crown jewels!"
Price: 5.99 |
| "Candy G-String" |
| "Sexy lingerie comes in a variety of materials. Lace, satin, sugar... hang on? Sugar? Yes, as mad as it may sound, it's absolutely true; this g-string is made entirely out tiny sweets 330 of them to be exact all intricately strung together to make the kind of underwear you'll never find on the high street (unless you live in Amsterdam.) The pastel coloured sweets that make up the Candy G-String are the classic fizzy kind we all loved as children. But there's nothing sweet and innocent' about this g-string; in fact, we'd go as far as saying it's downright naughty. Which is exactly what we like about it. There are all sorts of possibilities to explore with the Candy G-String. It's guaranteed to satisfy anyone with a sweet tooth, which will satisfy the wearer even more. It also gives after dinner treats a whole new meaning, and like another famous brand of confectionery, we're pretty sure you can eat it between meals without ruining your appetite... The Candy G-String makes a great gift, whether as a novelty for hen nights and parties, a saucy present for a special lady, or a way for the two of you to treat yourselves. The only snag is you're never going to be able to walk past the Pick n' Mix counter again without a big grin appearing on your face."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Candy Posing Pouch" |
| "A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats? One size fits most. The Candy Posing Pouch is a novelty that doesn't come in different sizes. Ingredients: Dextrose Maltodextrin (wheat), Citric Acid, Flavouring, Colours: Brilliant Blue (E102), Tartrazine (E102), Allura Red (E129). Please Note: This product contains wheat."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Edible Anus" |
| "Edible Anus milk chocolates"
Price: 5.99 |
| "Monogamy Adult Couples Game" |
| "With over 400 seductive ideas and three levels of play, intimate, passionate and steamy - this is a game you'll want to play again and again. Monogamy will have you loving, laughing and lusting after one another with just a few throws of the dice. Monogamy is different from other adult games on the market as the emphasis is on the communication between you and your partner - finding out what really turns each other on and then translating this into an erotic fantasy to remember at the end. Its so hard to put into words just how good Monogamy is and why it works so well - you really have to play the game to fully appreciate just how dynamic it is. A game of Monogamy, A Hot Affair with your Partner is so much more than just a game; its an exhilarating exchange on multiple levels, and one that you share with the most important person in your life. Monogamy allows you to try new things together, to set aside time for one another and have fun while youre at it."
Price: 19.99 |
| "Fifty Days of Play Adult Game" |
| "Who will be the dominant player today and who will play a more submissive role? Only the envelope can decide... Fifty Days of Play has 50 secret envelopes that progress through 5 levels of play, ranging from intimate moments together, through stimulating scenarios, to erotic surprises. Not only can you use the envelopes as part of this game, you can sneak envelopes into your partner's purse or wallet as a naughty surprise that is waiting for them to get home. On a weekend away why don't you both randomly choose a few envelopes and use them to fill your time away with erotic ideas? Fifty Days of Play is a versatile game for you both to share whenever, and however you like. !!<>!!Contents:!!<>!! 1 Die 50 Envelopes ranging through 5 shades of naughtiness."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Willy Hoopla" |
| "How's your wrist action?!?! This makes a fun party-piece for all players to participate in! We all love a game of hoopla but its so much more fun using a willy instead! The Perfect Party Present!"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Sex Tips For Husbands And Wives From 1894" |
| "In 1894, Ruth Smythers, Beloved wife of The Reverend L. D. Smythers', wrote: While sex is at best revolting and at worse rather painful, it has to be endured... One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom and, above all, give grudgingly Most men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices.' The Methodist wife didn't intend to be amusing, but this brief treatise written for young brides is side-splitting today and an eye-opener to how our love lives have changed in just over a century. Includes essential advice on: how to discourage your spouse’s amorous advances appropriate night-wear for the wedded couple the acceptable length and frequency of unavoidable sexual encounters"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Dunking Dickies" |
| "Delicious all butter willie shaped shortbread biscuits, manufactured in UK. Ideal to serve at work with tea or coffee, or when friends, in-laws or the vicar visit."
Price: 5.99 |
| "After Sex Tissues" |
| "For cleaner dirty sex! Make the wet patch' a thing of the past with this great tongue-in-cheek gift. Not only does it make a hilarious present but perfect to keep one by your own bedside incase you get lucky!"
Price: 4.99 |
