| "Flashing Food Topper" |
| "Brighten your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos in fact, turn any meal into a feast by spiking the legs into your chosen treat. Activate the 45 second light display with the push button on the back. The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash the affirmation in sequence ""Eat. Me. Eat. Me. Eat. Me"" Turn your food selfies into a mini Las Vegas photo opportunity Instagram won't know what's hit it! - Endlessly re-useable for multiple dinnertime goodness. Get stuck in."
Price: 5.10 |
| "Emotive Poop Mug With Lid" |
| "Fun Collectable Ceramic Poop with Lid Emotive Mug Our shaped handle mugs are novelty and come in a great range of themes and designs. They are all food safe but cannot be used in the dishwasher or microwave. Made from ceramics they will definitely be a talking point at the dinner table or in the office canteen."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Slush Puppie Syrup - Cherry" |
| "Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Slush Puppie Syrup - Blue Raspberry" |
| "Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Don't Be A Prick Cactus Mug" |
| "We all know that cacti live in very dry environments with very little water, but not this Cactus, he's different."
Price: 9.99 |
| "F*ck Off Pineapple Eye Mask" |
| "This is an absolutely hilarious fashion accessory for when you're on the move! Let everyone know they should leave you alone without needing to say it! Perfect for those long flights when the trolley-dollies tend to wake you up just as you fall asleep. This eye mask is made with pink back ground and yellow pineapple in a polyester material with the slogan on the front saying ""FUCK OFF"" .Guaranteed to put a smile on everyone's faces! One size fits all. The eye mask comes packed in an acetate sleeve"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Up Yours Mug" |
| "Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug. Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving. From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture will only reveal itself as the victim finishes their tea. Keep it at home or in the office for the days when you need a bit of cheering up, choose your victim and then offer to make them a nice cuppa!"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Grow It - Cactus" |
| "Grow your own cactus kit"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Acacia Honeycomb In A Tin" |
| "With Acacia honey this fine you need do nothing more to showcase it’s delicate floral flavour other than take the honeycomb straight from the hive, cut it into slabs and present it in its own presentation tin."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Chocolate Brownies In Tall Tin" |
| "Is it a cake, or is it a biscuit? Who cares when the brownie tastes this good. A rich, smooth slice of chocolatey heaven that is the perfect paring with your morning coffee. Presented here in one of our reusable, signature biscuit tins that come with a kilner-style lid."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Acacia Honey With Comb" |
| "An lovely, mild honey with a delicate floral taste, Acacia is highly regarded as being the finest honey there is. Presented here, complete with honeycomb in one of our signature kilner-style jars with ceramic top. Featured in The Independent's 10 best honeys"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Tea For Two Pistachio And White Chocolate Shortbread And Earl Grey Tea" |
| "The perfect afternoon tea gift. Includes our classic recipe shortbread made with butter and packed with salted caramel pieces paired with a full-bodied English breakfast tea. Presented in a pastel coloured clip lid tin."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Gift Selection Window Box" |
| "We’re very fond of this medium-sized gift box. In many ways it sums up what we do and who we are, perfectly. Of course it contains nothing but wonderful products; The crumbliest of Butter Oat Crumbles, A strawberry preserve that seems to have captured the essence of a British Summer’s day and A packet of our finest English Breakfast tea. Brought together, they form the very building blocks of a memorable teatime treat."
Price: 21.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Butter Fudge In Tin" |
| "A good, old-fashioned and very creamy fudge made just the way it should be, with real butter from an age-old, Scottish recipe. Presented here in one of our signature kilner style clamp top tins, this really does make the ideal gift for anyone with a sweet tooth."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Coconut & Macadamia Nut Crumbles In Tall Tin" |
| "Our butter crumble has gained classic status amongst biscuit aficionados, so we’d have to be nuts to mess around with it, right?. But we did it anyway. Using our light, buttery crumble recipe we added crushed macadamia nuts and coconuts, and after a little trial and error we nailed it. Fortunately A delightfully moreish biscuit that you’d simply be nuts not to try. (Well you try writing about a biscuit packed with not one but two types of nut and resist the temptation for a nut pun)."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Rose Petal Jelly" |
| "This quintessential English jelly is as refined and delicate as its name suggests. We only pick rose petals in full bloom when their fragrance is at its finest. Surprisingly versatile, we use it to sweeten iced-tea, fold into vanilla ice cream, as a topping for plain yoghurt, in cakes, or simply spread over freshly baked white bread with a little unsalted butter."
Price: 4.99 |
| "Miod Raw Honey Gift Set - Your Own Selection Of 3" |
| "This beautiful hand-packed Raw Honey Gift Set will make any person smiling. It contains 3, 120 g jars of most delicious raw honey of your choosing. Comes with a wooden honey dipper and a recipe card for something tasty to make with our raw honey."
Price: 16.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Fig Chutney" |
| "A perfect example of the alchemy of chutney making at its finest. We slowly and very gently cook down ripe figs and sharp apples in dark brown sugar and mellow Modena balsamic vinegar, spiced with cinnamon. The result is a chutney that showcases the jammy, sweet uniqueness of figs. The perfect accompaniment to many cold meats and cheeses, although our particular favourites are Parma ham and a sharp Lancashire cheese."
Price: 5.99 |
| "Okurrr! Sound Button" |
| "NEWSFLASH: ‘Okay’ has been given a makeover. Transform your basic bitch ‘okay’ into a divalicious Okurrr with this sound button. It’s guaranteed to up the sass level in every conversation."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Pig Night In Gift Set" |
| "The Pig Night In Gift Set contains 2 x 50G packets and 2 x 500ml beers. All the delicious fare you'll find on night out at your local without leaving the comfort of your own home!"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Pig 'N' Mix: Piggin' Hot Stuff Pork Crackling Gift Set" |
| "Pig 'N' Mix: Piggin' Hot Stuff Pork Cracking Gift Set- The snack you can't help but hog! The Posh distant cousin of the humble Pork Scratching is a bona-fide taste sensation. Perfect with a glass of (s)wine to wash it all down with."
Price: 19.99 |
| "Pig 'N' Mix: Small Sweet & Bold Pork Crackling Gift Set" |
| "Pig out on this Pig 'N' Mix: Small Sweet & Bold Pork Crackling Gift Set, A Truly Crackling Gift!"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Miod Raw Honey Wooden Gift Box - Selection Of 6" |
| "Those industrious bees have been hard at it again, producing wonderful all natural Raw Honey for those guys at Miod Raw Honey Co. to turn into a plethora of wonderfully diverse Honey flavours. Unbee-lievable!"
Price: 35.95 |
| "Mighty Colman's Mustard Pork Crackling Gifting Jar" |
| "Mighty Colman's Mustard Pork Crackling Gifting Jar, A truly crackling Gift that cuts the mustard for every occasion!"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Hot-Headz Around The World Hot Sauce Gift Set" |
| "Spice up your life with this Personalised Hot-Headz Around The World Hot Sauce Gift Set, the best kind of saucy gift!"
Price: 22.99 |
| "Personalised Hot Headz Hot Gift Box" |
| "This Hot Headz Hot Sauce Box is perfect to spice up your live. Treat with caution though, They're hotter than Kit Harrington in full Night's Watch garb in July!"
Price: 34.95 |
| "Personalised Wine and Chocolate Letterbox Gift" |
| "Personalised Wine and Chocolate Letterbox Gift"
Price: 27.99 |
| "Dress Up Your Drag Queen Mug" |
| "Always wanted to dress up your own drag queen? Now's your chance! Customise your Queen with 18 different eyes, wigs, lips and accessories"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Narwhal Shaped Mug" |
| "Narwhal Shaped Mug"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Cutie Cat Shaped Mug" |
| "Cutie Cat Shaped Mug"
Price: 8.99 |
| "Grow Tin - Killer Carnivorous" |
| "Grow Tin - Killer Carnivorous"
Price: 5.99 |
