| "Emergency Underpants Dispenser" |
| "You're in a traffic jam, you're at a festival or you're stuck in a long, drawn-out meeting at work... when nature calls. All situations where there may be no toilet within a mile radius or no sign of your boring manager stopping his boring lecture! What do you do? Well, with these brilliant creations, the one thing you won't do, is panic. This Emergency Underpants Dispenser contains five pairs of non-woven polyester pants, allowing you to dispose of your current undies and swap for these, if needs be. Discreetly hidden in what looks much like a tissue box, no one will ever know of your emergency swap! Perfect for your desk drawer at work, the bottom of your travel bag, or the glove compartment in your car, with these handy gadgets on-hand, you can rest easy when a comfort stop seems a long way off. Box dimensions (approx.): H10.2 x W10.2 x D10.2cmMaterial: 50gsm non-woven polyesterSize: Will fit most average size adultsOne pack contains five pairs. "
Price: 8.99 |
| "How To Tie A Tie Book" |
| "Key Features: Help someone learn how to dress to impress! Classic and contemporary tiesFor someone who needs a bit of help in the tie department, our 'How To Tie A Tie' book will be a welcome gift! This fun guide offers both classic and contemporary tie tips and makes a great graduation, stag party or birthday gift! With advice on choosing cufflinks, shoes and jackets and even how to fold a pocket square, they'll look and feel like a million dollars, all thanks to this great book. Format: HardbackDimensions (approx.): H16.5 x W11.1cm Pages: 128"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Best Cat Trophy" |
| "Present your fine feline with this amazing trophy for being the World's Best Cat! The ceramic award is white and cat shaped and you'll have plenty of fun rewarding your cat every time they do something cute! The trophy is a great social media opportunity. Take lots of pictures with your kitty accepting the award. It's a 'puuurfect' gift for any cat lover! Material: CeramicDimensions: H12.7cm "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Big Hotdog iPhone Cover" |
| "Do you feel like all you think about is your stomach? What would most satisfy your rumbling tummy? In between conversations with yourself about dinner, you're on the phone fiddling with apps, trying to arrange your social life with your friends, or ringing your family for a good catch-up. If you could blend your favourite gadget with your most desired snack of choice, how good would that be? Well, look no further. This amusing iPhone cover boasts a 3D hot dog in a bun with bright green lettuce and luminous yellow mustard. A great gift for a gadget-loving foodie. Suitable for iPhone 5 and 5s mobile devices."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Fabulous Flowers Colouring Book" |
| "Whoever says colouring is only for kids has clearly never set aside a good few hours to reminisce over the fun you can actually have with it. Remember the days when getting a colouring book for Christmas or your birthday was the best thing you could imagine. Unveiling your hugely impressive collection of felt tips and colouring pencils was like unveiling a new building, and everyone had to watch as you created a masterpiece. Of course in those days, a lot of the ink would end up all over the side of your hand as you began to tire and resorted to leaning on your art work, while more would spill onto the carpet to the horror of your mother... but the rest would make it to the paper, perhaps somewhat outside the lines, but that was your style! Recognised as a thoroughly relaxing task for people of all ages, colouring is now within adult reach. There's no need to be embarrassed when you take this book out of your grown-up bag and start being creative. Have a sketch while enjoying your favourite hot beverage in a nice cafe, or use your lunch break to unleash your colourful side. This beautiful book boasts page after page of floral patterns and designs. Meadows of poppies and fields of sunflowers are just some of the scenes to inject some colour into, while you can cut out bookmarks to keep for yourself. A great gift for a creative type, get them back onto their artistic tracks with this inspired book. Dimensions: H25 x W25cmFormat: PaperbackPages: 96"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Hangover Bag" |
| "We've all woken up the morning after the night before, with a pounding headache, achy tummy and mass feelings of regret (and that's just the things we can actually remember!) We all have our own ways of tackling a monstrous hangover, whether it's hugging the toilet, eating lots of comfort food, or simply having a few pain killers. But sometimes nothing works. The dreaded unconquerable combination! Let's go old school here and forget all these new-found remedies... This magnificent Hangover Bag will do everything you could possibly need to cure that tortuous sensation in your temples that is definitely being caused by that pesky tequila shot you had at 3am. Simply fill it with ice and hold it to the part of your body that is suffering the most. Numb that forehead and, while you're at it, that graze on your knee you got when you were attempting the robot... yes, that's how you got it! The blue cotton bag has 'Boom!' written all over it in a cartoon strip style design. Close the bag using the plastic lid which also boasts the same design. A humorous gift idea for the friend who loves a drink but is getting way past the age to manage the after effects. Dimensions (approx.): H18 x W7 cmWeight: 110g"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Toilet Salt & Pepper Shakers" |
| "Whoever said you couldn't introduce toilet humour to the dinner table and get away with it, clearly had never seen these brilliant salt and pepper shakers. An immediate talking point at a dinner party or novelty gift for a friend who loves to fill their home with unusual bits and pieces. Simply shake the black and white toilet to release the...pepper (phew!) and the urinal to release the salt! A strange but amusing gadget that's bound to amuse your guests. Just don't go trying to do the same with the real thing! Shake dimensions (approx.): H6.3cm Material: Ceramic"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Vinderhosen Wine Bottle Cover" |
| "Is your friend planning a house-warming party? We think a bottle of wine would make a wonderful gift to congratulate them on the big move. While you're at it, why not spruce the bottle up about with this adorable lederhosen-inspired carrier. Made out of vinyl, these tiny pants are styled on German lederhosen. Put them on from the bottom and pull them up to the label. They're more stylish than a regular gift bag. Whether it's a formal occasion or not, the dress code will include pants and it shouldn't be any different for the wine!The vinderhosen is brown with yellow markings. The straps are sturdy and it will fit a 750ml bottle inside. Dimensions: H27.3 x W10.8 x D3.5cm (Fits a 750ml bottle)Material: Vinyl"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Giant Hipflask" |
| "Do you have an occasion coming up that you're definitely going to need a bit of Dutch courage for? A family event that usually ends in some kind of 'misunderstanding', perhaps? Sometimes a hipflask doesn't quite leave you with enough of the good stuff to enjoy, plus you may need to share it between your siblings, so the more the merrier!This Giant Hipflask will be just the thing you need to take the sting out of proceedings. Fitting over three pints into it, you could even fill it with your favourite beer! The stylish brushed stainless steel design is classy and beautifully finished. The only thing is, it's not the smallest of vessels, so you might need to be careful where you store it! A humorous gift for a friend who loves a drink, or an additional gadget to accompany a stag or hen night!Dimensions (approx.): 30cm tallCapacity: Holds over three pintsMaterial: Stainless steel "
Price: 15.99 |
| "Knackered Mothers Wine Club Book" |
| "You're coming to the last of the aisles of your weekly shop, with trolley full and toddler on the brink of a tantrum. If you act fast, there might be just enough time to pick up a bottle of plonk to enjoy once the little one is fast asleep - especially post-tantrum!If your idea of buying a nice bottle of wine is dashing down the alcohol aisle and picking up whatever Chardonnay they have on offer whilst simultaneously trying to prevent an outburst, then we've got the perfect gift! Our 'The Knackered Mother's Wine Club' is your go-to guide for busy mums who enjoy a glass of the good stuff after a day filled with tears, tantrums and teething! We know that it's all too easy to stick with what you know and go for the same dry white, but this guide is sure to transform any future wine experiences! From tasting notes to matching wine with food, you'll soon become familiar with the wine world and a bit of a wine aficionado, if we do say so ourselves. With wine tips for parties, weddings and dinner parties, you'll soon learn which grapes are the crowd-pleasers, what red to serve with your Sunday lunch and exactly how to match wine with chocolate (we're sold!) Go on, join the club...The Knackered Mother's Wine Club! Format: HardbackPages: 256 Dimensions: H21.6 x W13.5cm"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Giant Mug - I Like Big Mugs" |
| "We've all been there. It's the 10.42am lull and you're already thinking about lunch. The only thing that will get you through this difficult time is a good old cup of Joe. You're already on your third cup of the morning (but who's counting?) and the dilemma of not wanting to brew up for the rest of the office, or have to endure the caffeine shakes, is upon you. What to do?! Have no fear, because the biggest mug you may ever lay your eyes on is here! Living up to its name, this giant mug reads 'I Like Big Mugs And I Can Not Lie' in block black text. So if you're also a fan of Sir Mixalot then it really does tick all of the boxes. Say goodbye to numerous trips to the kitchen, you'll be set for the day!Wrap your hands around the extra large handle for comfort, settle in at your desk and get ready to face the day ahead! Those other colleagues won't deny that it's a great idea! Dimensions: H22 x W20.2 x D20cmWeight: 2.29lbs"
Price: 19.99 |
| "How To Speak Droid With R2D2" |
| "You know how it is, you want your droid to perform a task for you, but you just can't communicate the message sufficiently. Darn language barrier! What to do...Such skilled starship mechanics are necessary when emergency repairs are needed on complex spacecrafts and its no use to anyone if tasks aren't being understood. How would R2D2 have repaired the Royal Starship saving Queen Amidala if they couldn't communicate with one another? Well now there is no need to worry, with this 'How To Speak Droid with R2D2' book you'll be conversing with the resourceful and spunky robot in no time. Each page acts out useful scenarios in order to learn how to train them to perform tasks. Anything from serving beverages and canapes at formal events, to diagnosing and repairing mechanical issues on an X-wing. Don't fret, it's covered! And to make it just that bit more useful, the sound module at the bottom includes 10 phrases so you can pronounce them with ease. An absolute necessity for for any R2 user, feel the force, it is strong in this one... Dimensions: H17.8 x W21 x D1.9cm"
Price: 13.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Calm Down! - A Stress Survival Guide" |
| "Ease the strain of everyday life with the help of this hilarious guide to stress survival.Martin Baxendale's wacky guide to stress and how to cope with it will help you to laugh yourself better. Based on years of personal experience, this is a perfect gift for anyone who tends to get a little stressed out and frazzled from time to time...that would be all of us, then!Learn how to combat stress at home and in the workplace with this witty, illustrated gift book, a perfect little gift for any occasion.Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 32 pages Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale The Hangover Survival Guide" |
| "The definitive guide to hangover prevention and survival!This hilarious gift book is the result of many, many years of dedicated and tireless research into the terrible after-effects of drinking far too much, day after day after day.Essential research carried out regardless of the dangers (countless work-related injuries involving staggering, bumping into things, falling off bar stools and trying to snog strangers in the street) and the many health risks (including a liver that now only works on alternate Tuesdays).The hysterical Hangover Survival Guide is perfect for anyone who's woken up with a bad head and thought ""What happened?!"".Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Cupcake Toothpaste" |
| "Behold, one of the world's most innovative inventions is at your fingertips... well kind of... The deliciously sweet and indulgent taste of cupcake frosting in a toothpaste! Yes, your heard correctly. How? We hear you cry, how could such sugary goodness both fill you with the glee of delving into a fluffy cupcake, while keeping your teeth in tip-top condition? Well, of that we aren't certain, but who are we to scoff at the opportunity of a guilt-free sugar rush? Take the boredom out of brushing while curbing that craving. Your pearly whites will be thanking you for years to come. You are welcome... Dimensions (approx.): L15.5 x W3.9 x D2.4cmIngredients: Sorbitol, Water, Silica Glycerin, Flavour, Cellulose Gum, Titanium Dioxide, Xanthan Gum"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Pop Up Wine Glass" |
| "If you're a fan of alfresco dining but don't like having to drink your wine out of tumblers, save your crystal glasses from certain death as they clink around in your bag in transit, and try out these plastic fantastic creations. The pop up glass fits neatly in your pocket or handbag and extends to become a fully-fledged drinking vessel certainly suitable for your choice of wine. With a sturdy base, it's perfect for resting on grass and uneven surfaces without the fear of losing a delicious drop. Material: 100% plasticCare instructions: Hand wash only"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Martin Baxendale Your Man, An Owners Manual" |
| "Warning! Under no circumstances should you attempt to start-up a new male unit or continue trying to operate your existing male unit without first carefully reading the Owner's Manual!Failure to do so may invalidate any guarantee of a happy long-term relationship with your chosen male unit and/or lead to serious disappointments and unfulfilled expectations with regard to the basic specifications and operational capabilities of the average male unit.But, with the help of this hilarious and informative gift book, you will discover everything you ever wanted to know (and a few things you probably didn't want to know) about exactly how your male unit works and just what you can and can't expect from him!An amusing, illustrated gift book that's bound to make a special someone chuckle!Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature.Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Set of 2 Prescription Glasses" |
| "Know someone who fancies themselves as a bit of a champion beer drinker? They love any excuse to pop out for a quick pint and are renowned for always initiating contests. If you're looking for inspiration for what to give your boozy buddy this Christmas then how about these novelty pint glasses? In the style of an orange medicine bottle, with a white ridged top, the label reads 'Prescription Beer... Dr Harold Feelgood' at the top, followed by 'Mr. Al Coholic... Take one pint by mouth, repeat until intoxicated.' As well as this it instructs to take 'as many as you can stomach' until it expires on Monday morning. Well, it is the doctor's orders...Please drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Califia Falls Zinfandel (Rose Wine)" |
| "Put this dry rosé in your basket as the perfect accompaniment to any personalised glass!Capacity: 75clTasting notes: Strawberries, raspberries and sweet red cherry flavours blend together in this off dry rosé, finished off with palate cleansing acidity."
Price: 7.99 |
| "We're Going On A Bar Hunt" |
| "Has it been a while since you painted the town red? You've heard so much about the new and trendy bars opening, but since starting a family, your after hours antics have had to take a back seat! Well, perhaps you should take the lead from the wild characters in this book 'We're Going On A Bar Hunt'. A parody of the much-loved children's book 'We're Going On A Bear Hunt', the parents of three adoring children decide to leave their beloved offspring with the babysitters and relive their youth.Coming across many an interesting bar and enjoying their exploits, follow the amusing journey and what happens to them along the way, accompanied by lovely full-colour illustrations. A great gift for new parents, reassure them that pub crawls need not be a thing of the past once they have kids... babysitters at the ready then? Dimensions: H21.7 x W17.3 x D1.3cmPages: 48 "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Whack Your Boss" |
| "Got some pent-up frustration you want to take out on your boss? Another long week is coming to an end and you don't want your current mood to ruin the fun you should be having in your spare time. Well, fear not. We are here to rescue your weekend! Much like a punch bag you would find in your local gym, this brilliant Whack Your Boss inflatable figure can fit nicely on your desk, within easy reach for a good smack. With points marked from head to foot (and everything in between!) you punch the region that has the most relevant gripe to you. For example, the head reads 'Make your own tea and coffee!' while the chest reads 'You've got personal hygiene problems!' Feel immediately relaxed without having to have any awkward conversations. Just make sure they don't find out! Dimensions (approx.): 37 x 18.5cm (once inflated) Waited base so that it springs back up after each punch"
Price: 6.99 |
| "I'm Shot Without My Coffee Glass Mug" |
| "Do you know someone who can not start their day without a caffeine fix? First thing they do upon rising from their lair is put the kettle on. The clear glass mug has a bullet hole right through the centre with a cracked glass effect stretching from it. Above the hole it reads, 'I'm Shot Without My Coffee'. An amusing homage to their love for a good brew, this artistic mug will make them smile even more than their first coffee of the day would. Dimensions: 14.3 x 11.5 x 11.2 cmMaterial: Glass "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Legs Talk Tights" |
| "Do you ever walk out of the house and wonder if your skirt is just that bit too short? Should you turn back round and get changed or can you pull it off? We're sure you look great, but if you want to stop such a fashion conundrum happening again then why not invest in these super cool black tights? With a list of words from 'Dangerous' to 'Demure' with a bit of 'Cheeky' and 'Seductive' mixed in for good measure, they act as a marker for how short it actually is. The best friend a girl can have, because they won't shy away from giving it to you straight. If what you're wearing is too skimpy, you'll know about it. A great idea and quirky fashion statement, you can dress them however you like. Denier: 140Size: OneStyle: Footless "
Price: 14.99 |
| "'LOL' Knitted Hat" |
| "Key Features: One sizeBeanie style Keep your verbal LOL's to a minimum, with this on-trend beanie. The bright orange and pink striped hat has 'LOL' written on the front in white block lettering. A colourful tip of the cap to your love for urban street style, it will add a statement splash of colour to your outfit. Material: 100% acrylicSize: One size fits allCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Giant Coffee Mug" |
| "We've all got that go-to mug. Whether it's your nostalgic (and stained) Class of 88' mug or the fine-bone china from your Grandma's wedding set, when it's time for a brew, you know where to turn. But when you're refilling the kettle for what seems like the millionth time, surely it's time for a change? Let us introduce the Giant Coffee Mug. It's a one-stop, all-inclusive pot of wonder. Smile and wave at your co-workers as they go for their fourth refill of the day whilst you drink from your seemingly endless cuppa. Not only will you save energy and those all important pennies, you'll also bring humour to your office. The white mug reads, 'I've Cut Back To Just One Cup Of Coffee A Day' in a coffee-coloured font. With a large handle, you can sip back and relax. The ideal gift for those java lovers! Dimensions: H22 x W20 x D20cmWeight: 2.29lbs"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Dad's Survival Stash" |
| "Key Features: Professionally printed full-colour label Perfect for dad's birthday or Father's Day! Create a keepsake tin jam-packed with delicious biscuitsDoes dad often need incentives to keep his work ethic thriving? He works long hours and definitely could benefit from a few sweet treats along the way. On Father's Day or birthday, surprise him with his very own tin of shortbread and cookies, personalised specially for him. The off-white label reads 'Dad's Office Survival Stash' in a stencil-like navy blue font, while a pattern of stripes stretches round the tin. Transform it into a treasured keepsake for him and leave a message to be printed along the bottom. Personalisation:Personalise the tin with a message in up to 30 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)Please Note:The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Wonderful Dad" |
| "What to get the greatest dad of all time? A dilemma you often find yourself in! This Father's Day wish him all the best with this tin of shortbread and cookies. Personalise the bright blue label, which reads 'Happy Father's Day To A Wonderful Dad' in a variation of stamp and script fonts, with a loving message to appear across the bottom. As if indulging in a few delicious biscuits won't make him feel great enough, seeing your kind message every time he has a sweet craving will be sure to make his day a super one! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 30 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button. Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Hands Off!" |
| "You don't want to be on the wrong side of dad when he's just got to the biscuit tin only to find it empty! He's like a bear with a sore head. Who has dared open his tin without permission? Put a stop to any further sweet-related friction and gift him with his very own tin this Father's Day. Filled with shortcake and cookies, you can personalise the back of the red label with a loving message. Reading 'Dad's Biscuits Hands Off' in a bold white font on the front, a lovely icon of a biscuit with crumbs surrounding it, will be sure to whet his appetite for further crumbly goodness. What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 45 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuits(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Dad, You Take The Biscuit" |
| "When it comes to sweet treats from the family tin, does dad take the biscuit, literally? Never is it a concern that someone else may have wanted the remaining one. He's just in there, ready to swoop in an attempt to satisfy his sweet tooth. Make sure you never have to go without again, and gift your greedy guts papa with his very own tin of biscuits, with a label personalised just for him. The off-white design reads 'Dad You Really Do Take The Biscuit' in playful variation of black and green fonts. The 'o' of 'Do' has a chunk missing from the bottom, and crumbs falling from it, as if he's even tried to devour that! Transform it into a keepsake that he will treasure for years to come, when you have a personal message printed on the back. He'll never have to steal yours again, and you'll get brownie points too! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 45 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Best Dad" |
| "Make your sweet-toothed dad smile from ear to ear this Father's Day when you present him with his very own tin of delicious shortbread and cookies. The pale blue label reads 'To The Best Dad In The World' in a variety of fonts, and a little biscuit icon sits at the top, with crumbs surrounding it, to whet his appetite! Personalise it with a message to appear on the back in a classic white font, transforming it into a lasting keepsake. What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 45 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x tie top biscuitsDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)
The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Dunkophobic" |
| "Know someone who will never let you dunk your biscuit in their tea? The thought of the remnants of a squashed, mushy biscuit at the bottom of a brew is their idea of an absolute nightmare! If you're looking for a unique gift idea for your dunkophobic buddy, then this tin of shortbread and cookies will be right up their street.The red label boasts the quote 'My Biscuit's Fallen In My Brew!!' and can be personalised with the name of your recipient who often recycles the amusing exclamation. A humorous present that will remind people of their snack-related issues while ensuring that their biscuits are kept crispy in the safety of their own tin! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 18 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how their name will look on the tin. Simply type in the letters and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x cookiesDimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
