| "Caution Cone" |
| "Particularly relevant for homes with just one toilet, the contamination zone will be given enough clearance for the required amount of time for the fall-out to dissipate! Other household members will be saved the trauma of witnessing someone else's floater or inhaling poo fumes! Ugghhh!"
Price: 5.99  |
| "Hot Sauce Challenge Book of Pleasure And Pain" |
| "Can you make it through all 12 bottles of Pleasure & Pain? Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!! Superbly presented gift that will make any party or get-together go with a bang!"
Price: 24.99  |
| "Peanuts From Hell" |
| "The World's Hottest Peanuts are dry roasted then seasoned with our special blend of spices and CAPSICUM EXTRACT. Caution EXTREMELY HOT!!! WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS"
Price: 7.99  |
| "Inflatable Zimmer Frame" |
| "An inflatable walking frame for those over the hill folks you know! Poke fun at their advancing years! A fun way to make a lighthearted joke and make someone stand out from the crowd! Great for retirement parties, birthdays or just fancy dress. Simply inflate and hey presto, instant zimmer frame!"
Price: 9.99  |
| "I Don't Believe In Humans Unicorn Mug" |
| "I Don't Believe in Humans Unicorn New Bone China Mug Material: New Bone China Ceramics Food Safe: Yes Dishwasher Safe: Yes Microwave Safe: Yes"
Price: 4.99  |
| "Ass Blaster Hot Chilli Sauce" |
| "The fiery habanero sauce is made with fresh spices for a real treat! Hold onto something heavy when you splash this hot sauce on your favorite foods! Contains capsicum extract that is extremely hot! Not for weak heinie's!"
Price: 11.99  |
| "Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza - For Him" |
| "Our boy themed chocolate pizza is the perfect gift for boys to men! Pizza Base: Belgian milk chocolate. Pizza Toppings: Milk and white chocolate coated riceballs, multi coloured rainbow drops and white chocolate curls finished with handmade chocolate shapes and a happy birthday chocolate plaque. Contains: Milk and soya Made in an environment that uses nuts. Not suitable for a vegetarian diet. Not gluten free."
Price: 12.99  |
| "Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes" |
| "We all know someone who likes to dabble in the world of the volcanic vindaloo... ...but the next day they will be running for the loo! Thats where the 'Ring of Fire' soothing curry wipes come in particularly handy, you get 40 large moisturising wet wipes in a convenient resealable tube that will douse even the most savage after curry flames! A great gift for those that like it HOT!"
Price: 4.99  |
| "Inflatable Jesus" |
| "Bring on the resurrection with your very own inflatable Jesus! You can stop waiting for Jesus to return, and bring him to life whenever you're ready - an ideal gift for friends or family that love all things Jesus related, they can now take him on holiday, to festivals, to parties - or even out for dinner."
Price: 5.99  |
| "Potty Putter" |
| "Why would any keen golfer want to sit idle on the throne when you could be practising your putt?Introducing Potty Putter! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom.If you're a golfer who can't get enough practice time, then Potty Putter is for you! Now you can sink putts where no one else has sunk them before in the bathroom.The Potty Putter comes complete with a putting green, made form the same professional carpet found at miniature golf courses, a cup with a flag, 2 golf balls, a putter and a 'Do Not Disturb' door hanger. Potty Putter makes a great gift item for the devoted golfer and for those looking to improve their putting. This makes a perfect golf gift that can be used without even stepping foot onto a golf course. Extremely versatile!"
Price: 9.99  |
| "Potty Piano" |
| "If you find yourself on the throne, why not play some tones? The Potty Piano is a wrap-around musical mat that fits just about any standard toilet. Its great for the regular musician in your family. great for slaying boredom on the pot fully functioning keyboard with built-in speaker (3) button cell batteries included easy to clean (just in case) on/off switch"
Price: 14.99  |
| "Grow Me - Money Does Grow on Trees" |
| "Its official Money Does Grow on Trees! This rewarding gift box includes everything needed to grow your own money plants. The ideal little extra and suitable for any occasion whether you need some extra pocket money or not!"
Price: 6.99  |
| "Bullshit Button" |
| "Brilliant on a desk! The moment you get a whiff press the button and stop the perpetrator in their tracks. 5 different responses."
Price: 6.99  |
| "Make Your Own Chocolate Pizza" |
| "The kit comes with a 7"" pizza tin, high quality ingredients including white chocolate flakes, jelly beans and rainbow drops with full instructions perfectly served up in a pizza box... everyone can now make a delicious 7"" gourmet chocolate pizza! Enjoy the fun of making your own chocolate pizza, or spread the fun and send one as a gift. If you really want to... do both!"
Price: 12.99  |
| "Pain 100% Chilli Sauce" |
| "There are several levels of pain. The pain levels are marked with the percent of pain you experience. The higher the percent the more pain and less flavor. Although there are chilliheads that will argue, that the more the pain the better the flavor. Pain 100 percent is the most pain you can receive from this line of sauces."
Price: 6.99  |
| "Double Delight Chocolate Pizza 7""" |
| "Our Double Delight pizza combines our two top sellers, Crunchy Munchy and Heavenly Honeycomb. Pizza Base: Belgian milk chocolate Pizza Toppings: Crunchy Munchy: brownie biscuit, vanilla fudge and white chocolate curls. Heavenly Honeycomb: vanilla fudge, milk and white chocolate honeycomb balls. Contains: Milk, egg and soya This product is made in an environment that uses nuts. Suitable for a vegetarian diet. Not suitable for a gluten free diet."
Price: 11.99  |
| "Mini Chocolate Pizza Gift Pack" |
| "These mini pizzas are approximately 4"" across and soooo lovely ! In their own little mini pizza box, they are a delight, a lovely gift, party bag present, wedding favor or for any occasion."
Price: 11.99  |
| "Chocolate Pizza Crunchy Munchy 7''" |
| "Love our large Chocolate Pizzas, but don't fancy sharing? Then this 7"" Crunchy Munchy is ideal! Superb for smaller budgets and appetites, this yummy treat is made from the finest Belgian chocolate, fudge, brownie pieces and white chocolate shavings, just like the larger version. Pre cut into 8 slices, it comes presented in a pizza box and makes a superb gift for any occasion! ALLERGY WARNING: Made in a place that handles nuts. Contains milk, soya and egg. Suitable for Vegetarians. Not gluten free"
Price: 10.99  |
| "Personalised Caution Chefs Hat" |
| "For the not so amazing chef! White chef's hat, printed with the text CAUTION [name] COOKING in bright red. Personalise with a name of up to 10 characters. Made from 100% polyester. Easy to wash."
Price: 16.99  |
| "Grow Me - Snore Ease" |
| "Sleep easy with this restful gift box which includes everything needed to grow your own soothing eucalyptus! The ideal little extra and suitable for everyone that is prone to a night-time snore or two!"
Price: 6.99  |
| "Worlds Smallest Vacuum" |
| "The latest addition to our best selling World's smallest range. This time a beautifully proportioned vacuum cleaner that really works. Perfect for home, work on the go. Complete with a re-useable filter, and a 4ft cord. Recharging is via a USB cable. No batteries required. Comes individually blister packed and 12 pcs to a CDU."
Price: 11.99  |
| "I Can't Adult Today Mug" |
| "The Metallic Monochrome collection features a simple monochrome palette with a touch of sparkle. The metallic accents give a glamourous finish, and the happy and inspiring quotes add an element of positivity. A versatile collection which adds charm to everyday homeware items. Please note you must not microwave this item. We are happy to tell you, however, that this mug is dishwasher safe."
Price: 7.99  |
| "Anti Fart Pills" |
| "Large Mints - Anti Farting (Non Medicinal) Miracle Pills to suppress unwelcome smells and embarrassing noises"
Price: 4.99  |
| "Pig Of Doom Pork Crackling Gift Jar" |
| "The Pig of Doom is the Snaffling Pig's spice lunatic brother. Granted, he's a bit melodramatic and there's no actual end of world darkness involved with his concoction, but its fair to say these bad boys don't mess about. The heat comes from Bhut Jolokia chilli (aka 'Ghost Chilli'), which is one of the hottest chillies in the world and it's one that keeps on building once snaffled. These are only for the spice loving brave; we've seen a few people shed a tear or two taking them on. That said, if you're a Man vs Food type challenge loving swine, then they are right up your street/farm."
Price: 14.99  |
| "Perfectly Salted Pork Crackling Gift Jar" |
| "Take one high quality, reusable jar, fill it with what we reckon is close to porky utopia and what have you got? Yup, the perfect gift for the one you piggin' love. Either that, or quite a strange ornament. Our Perfectly Salted may not be the most flamboyant of flavours, but what it lacks in avante garde thrills it more than makes up for in brilliant basics: Crispy, salty awesomeness. Think of it as Team SP's the ever-present holding midfielder- others might have occasional fancier tricks and brighter boots, but this one is always the first name down on the team sheet. The nutritionist pig says these bad boys are gluten free."
Price: 14.99  |
| "Grow Your Own Marijuana" |
| "Do you have a 420 friend who doesn't like to break the rules? This box contains everything they'll need to grow Cleome - the copy cat plant which looks and smells like the real deal, without the hassle of law enforcement. You'll find all the essentials to get you started inside this gift box: cleome seeds, pots, compost discs, and plant markers. Disclaimer: Does not contain marijuana."
Price: 9.99  |
| "Flashing Food Topper" |
| "Brighten your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos in fact, turn any meal into a feast by spiking the legs into your chosen treat. Activate the 45 second light display with the push button on the back. The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash the affirmation in sequence ""Eat. Me. Eat. Me. Eat. Me"" Turn your food selfies into a mini Las Vegas photo opportunity Instagram won't know what's hit it! - Endlessly re-useable for multiple dinnertime goodness. Get stuck in."
Price: 5.10  |
| "Slush Puppie Syrup - Cherry" |
| "Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine"
Price: 6.99  |
| "Slush Puppie Syrup - Blue Raspberry" |
| "Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine"
Price: 6.99  |
| "Marmite Popcorn" |
| "We're thrilled to be working with one of Britain's most iconic brands to add another unique flavour to our popcorn range! Our Marmite Popcorn has been air-popped and generously coated in our smooth caramel and delicious Marmite, for a sweet and salty snack."
Price: 4.99  |
