| "Personalised Set Of 2 Wine Glasses - Lost Without You" |
| "Our humorous personalised set Of 2 Wine glasses will make an exquisite keepsake for a husband and wife, whatever the occasion. Whether it's valentine's day, an anniversary or occasion that deserves a toast, or they just enjoy a splash of vino with a sit-down meal, this pair of engraved glasses is sure to make their day extra-special.Our wine glasses are a perfect pair, one glass reads 'I'd Be Lost Without Wine' And the other reads ' I'd Be Lost Without...' and can be personalised with the recipients name. Give them a keepsake that's truly unique, and that they'll be proud to show off to friends and family.What Can I Put On My Wine Glass?Personalise these wine glasses with any name up to 12 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button."
Price: 19.99 |
| "Personalised Chocolate Bar - Best Teacher" |
| "Key Features:Delicious milk chocolate in a keepsake wrapperAdd a luxury gift boxWhere would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift! We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a bar of our tasty chocolate! They may well feel like royalty with our luxury gold and white label, reading 'Best Teacher' in a bold, black font. You can personalise your gift with their name and a special message to appear on the back of the label for a truly unique gift. A thoughtful gift that's ideal for the end of term!Personalisation:Personalise the label with a name in up to 25 characters and a message in up to 50 charactersUse our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter a name and message and press the Preview buttonSize:100gIngredients:Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa liquor, lactose, whey powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin (cocoa solids 32% minimum, milk solids 14% minimum)Please Note:This chocolate bar contains milk and soya and may contain nuts. Store in a dry place and keep away from heat and direct sunlight"
Price: 5.99 |
| "Personalised Mug - Live, Learn, Teach" |
| "Key Features:Gloss finishHeat change or standard mug availableScratch ResistantWhere would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift! We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a personalised mug. Written in charming red and turquoise fonts, the mug reads 'Live, Learn, Teach.' You can personalise it with the name of your number one teacher and let them know how grateful you are! A great gift that will be a welcome addition to any staff room!Personalisation:Personalise the mug with a name in up to 25 charactersUse our innovative preview function to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter a name and press the Preview buttonMaterial: CeramicCare Instructions: Hand wash recommendedPlease Note: The heat change option will arrive as a black mug and the image only appears once hot liquid is poured into it"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Haribo Sweet Jar - Cool Teacher" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a jar of their favourite Haribo sweets! Featuring an eye-catching yellow label reading, '[Name] School Teacher' in a variety of red and white bold and script fonts, the word 'Cool' is highlighted in red and is complete with a green apple icon! The jar can also be reused when all of the tasty treats have been devoured - ideal for putting their bits and bobs in! What Can I Put On My Jar? You can personalise the label with the name of your teacher, up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how your label will look. Simply type in your message and press the Preview button. Dimensions: H11 x W11cmAverage Weight: 612gIngredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Gelatine, Citric Acid, Caramelised Sugar Syrup, Flavourings, Fruit and Plant Concentrates (Apple, Aronia, Blackcurrent, Elderberry, Grape, Kiwi, Lemon, Mango, Nettle, Orange, Passion Fruit, Spinach) Colours (Carmine, Copper Complexes of Chlorophyll), Glazing Agents (Vegetable Oil, Beeswax, Carnauba Wax), Invert Sugar Syrup, Fruit Extract (Carob).Please note: The sweets are not suitable for vegetarians."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Beer - No.1 Teacher" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a bottle of personalised beer. Featuring a charming red and blue design, the label reads '#1 Teacher' and is great for kicking back and unwinding after the school year!What Can I Put On My Label? Personalise it with a special message in up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview button to see how the label will look with the recipient's name on it. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.About Our Beer:Provided by The Coach House Brewing Company, this award-winning pale beer is brewed entirely from malted Maris Otter barley grown in Yorkshire. Target Hops and the late addition of the pine lemon crispness of the whole Leaf Green Bullet hops make it easy and refreshing to drink.About The Coach House Brewing Company: Established in 1991, after the closure of the Greenall Whitley Brewery, ex-employees were dedicated to the brewing and supply of hand-crafted cask-conditioned ales and wanted to continue the heritage built upon from 1762.Success at numerous beer festivals and competitions around the country is testimony to the popularity and quality of their produce. Located just north of the River Mersey, they supply the country through regional wholesale distributors as well as making direct deliveries around Cheshire, Lancashire, Merseyside, Manchester and further afield. ABV: 4.1%Size: 500mlShelf life: 1 YearAbout Our Labels: Our labels are printed using the highest quality waterproof inks and papers which are resistant to scratching. This means your chosen name will be printed clearly and vividly whilst being long lasting. Please drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Jar Of Rosy Apple Sweets - Apple Swirls" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a jar of tasty treats! Our rosy apple sweets are a classic and a delicious taste of the British countryside. Featuring an apple green background decorated with leaves and swirls, the label can be personalised with their name to appear inside an apple icon.They'll think of you each time they delve in and experience the deliciousness of these juicy sweets!
What Can I Put On My Rosy Apple Sweet Jar?You can personalise the label with the title and surname of your teacher, up to 19 characters to appear over two lines. Use our innovative preview feature to see how your label will look. Simply type in the words you wish to appear and press the Preview button.Weight: Small: 170g; Large: 400gDimensions (jar): Small: H9 x W7 x D7cm. Large: H15cm (dia. 7cm)Ingredients: Glucose syrup, Sugar, Citric Acid, Flavouring and Natural Colours, E141, E120"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Jar Of Humbug Sweets - Teacher's" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a jar of tasty treats! They can delve into a personalised jar of humbugs and experience a taste of minty heaven. The glass jar features a blue chequered label and reads '[Name]'s Humbugs' complete with a silver lid to keep those sweets fresh as a daisy! What Can I Put On My Humbug Sweet Jar?You can personalise the label with any name up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview button to see how your personalisation will look. Simply type in the words you wish to appear and press the Preview button.Weight: Small: 170g; Large: 400gMaterial: GlassDimensions (jar): Small: H9 x W7 x D7cm. Large: H15cm (dia. 7cm)Ingredients: Glucose syrup, Sugar, Brown Sugar, HPKO Oil, Salt, Flavouring and Natural Colours E150Made in the UK"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Mug - Classroom Brew" |
| "Key Features:Gloss finish.Heat change or standard mug available.Scratch Resistant.Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift! We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a personalised mug. The mug reads '[Name]'s Classroom Brew' and features a striped pencil icon. They'll think of you each time they pop the kettle on! Personalisation:Personalise it with a name to appear in up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply enter the name you wish to appear and press the Preview button.Material:CeramicCare Instructions:Hand wash recommended.Please Note:The heat change option will arrive as a black mug and the image only appears once hot liquid is poured into it. "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Jar of Strawberry Bon Bons - Thank You Teacher" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a jar of classic bonbons! Featuring a lined paper design with a drawing pin and red star motif, the label reads 'Thank You [Name]' and can be personalised - they'll be sure to think of you each time they delve into their jar of sweet treats! Made in the UKWhat Can I Put On My Label?You can personalise the label with their name, up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Weight: Small: 385g. Large: 170gDimensions (jar): Small: H9 x W7 x D7cm. Large: H15cm x (dia. 7cm)Ingredients: Glucose syrup, vegetable oil, whey powder, skimmed milk powder, cornflour, citric acid, flavourings, butter oil, salt, emulsifier, soya lecithin, E124Please note: The bonbons contain soya."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Wooden Pen" |
| "It's pretty much common knowledge that all pens have invisible legs that go walkabouts at very the moment you need one. And who can blame them? They're plain old plastic, their lids get chewed and their ink life isn't great. Pens need TLC too, you know. A classic pen is a must. In a league of its own, the classic is never forgotten about, chewed or binned. The classic is used, refilled and kept in the confinements of a pencil case. The Personalised Wooden Pen is well-deserving of a pencil case. It's slim-line wooden exterior makes it easy to use. With ball-point ink you can give your writing the attention it deserves with a pen that equally as deserving. The pen can be personalised with a name of your choice so everyone in the office knows to steer clear. The dark wood engraving contrasts with the light wood. What Can I Put On My Wooden Pen?You can add a name of your choice, up to 12 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the preview button.Dimensions: 15x 1cm (approx.)Material: Wood"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Chocolate Bar - You're A Hoot" |
| "Key Features:Delicious milk chocolate in a keepsake wrapperAdd a luxury gift boxWhere would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift! We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a bar of our tasty chocolate! The label reads, 'You're A Hoot' below a wise, spectacled owl nestled on a tree wearing a black graduation cap! Featuring a full colour label with a bright blue and green landscape design, you can personalise your gift with their full name and a special message to appear on the back of the label for a truly unique gift. A thoughtful gift that's ideal for the end of term!Personalisation:Personalise the label with a title and surname in up to 24 characters and a message in up to 75 charactersUse our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter a title, surname and message and press the Preview buttonSize:100gIngredients:Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa liquor, lactose, whey powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin (cocoa solids 32% minimum, milk solids 14% minimum)Please Note:This chocolate bar contains milk and soya and may contain nuts. Store in a dry place and keep away from heat and direct sunlight"
Price: 5.99 |
| "Personalised Mug - Untapped Potential" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a personalised mug. With a stylish monochrome design reading '[Name] Developing Untapped Potential', you can let them know how grateful you are! A great gift that will be a welcome addition to any staff room!What Can I Put On My Mug?Personalise it with the name of your teacher, up to 25 characters. Use our innovative preview button to see how the mug will look when personalised. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Finish: GlossMug type: Heat change or standard mugPlease note: This will arrive as a black mug and the image only appears once hot liquid is poured into the mug."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Jar Of Humbug Sweets - Thank You Stripes" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a jar of tasty treats! They can delve into a personalised jar of humbugs and experience a taste of minty heaven. The glass jar features a bold, blue and white zig-zag striped label and reads 'Thank You [Name]' complete with a yellow graduation cap. With a silver lid, they can rest easy that those sweets will be fresh as a daisy! What Can I Put On My Humbug Sweet Jar?You can personalise the label with any name up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview button to see how your personalisation will look. Simply type in the words you wish to appear and press the Preview button.Weight: Small: 170g; Large: 400gMaterial: GlassDimensions (jar): Small: H9 x W7 x D7cm. Large: H15cm (dia. 7cm)Ingredients: Glucose syrup, Sugar, Brown Sugar, HPKO Oil, Salt, Flavouring and Natural Colours E150Made in the UK"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Wine - Report Card" |
| "Where would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your favourite teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift!We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a nice bottle of wine! Help them unwind after a long year and toast to the summer holidays in style. Our personalised wine features reads '[Name]'s Report Card' with a fun and quirky report design with wine related subjects! Great for an end of term present!What Can I Put On My Label?You can personalise the label with the name of your teacher, up to 20 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how your wine bottle label will look. Simply type in your words and press the Preview button.About Our WinesOur wines come from the prestigious Bodegas Lozano winery in Spain. Located in La Mancha, one of the oldest and largest wine regions in Spain, the vineyard was founded in 1853 by Juan Ramón Lozano. The family built their first winery on the land in 1920 and Bodegas Lozano is now the largest privately-owned, family-run vineyard in Spain. Amongst the grape varieties grown there are Macabeo, Tempranillo, Garnacha, Sauvignon Blanc and Cabernet Sauvignon.Our Tasting NotesWondering whether our wines are sweet or dry, light- or full-bodied? Here’s our guide!White wine: Made from the Macabeo grape, our white wine is light, dry and fruity with an aroma of delicate florals and crisp citrus fruits. Notes of juicy pineapple and green apple give the wine a bright flavour whilst the hint of grapefruit adds a clean, refreshing finish. Red wine: A blend of the Tempranillo and Garnacha grapes, our red wine is fruity, elegant and light-bodied, with aromas of soft forest fruits and sweet caramel. Notes of ripe blackberries and cherries from the Tempranillo create a rich flavour whilst the Garnacha grape adds a hint of cinnamon. Try serving this delicious red slightly chilled to bring out the flavours.Rosé wine: This bright pink rosé is a blend of 90% Tempranillo grapes and 10% Garnacha, and the wine combines the red berry and tobacco notes of the Tempranillo, with a touch of spice from the Garnacha. The aroma of strawberries, raspberries and cherry create an elegant flavour that’s perfect as an aperitif.About Our LabelsOur full-colour personalised labels are resistant to scratching and printed using the highest quality inks with waterproof technology. ABV: 12%Size: 75clPlease drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Personalised Chocolate Bar - No.1 Teacher" |
| "Key Features:Delicious milk chocolate in a keepsake wrapperAdd a luxury gift boxWhere would we be without teachers? They're the ones who help us to read, write and count and prepare us for life outside of the classroom! After a year of tasking homework, assessments and those all-important exams, you might want to thank your number one teacher for everything they've done. And it can be hard to find the right words - or gift! We can't think of a better way to say thank you to your teacher than with a bar of our tasty chocolate! They'll feel like a VIP with our bright green label, reading 'No.1 Teacher' in a bold, black font and is complete with a cute yellow pencil. You can personalise your gift with their name to appear in a charming red box and a special message to appear on the back of the label for a truly unique gift. A thoughtful gift that's ideal for the end of term!Personalisation:Personalise the label with a name in up to 25 characters and a message in up to 50 charactersUse our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter a name and message and press the Preview buttonSize:100gIngredients:Sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa liquor, lactose, whey powder, emulsifier: soya lecithin (cocoa solids 32% minimum, milk solids 14% minimum)Please Note:This chocolate bar contains milk and soya and may contain nuts. Store in a dry place and keep away from heat and direct sunlight"
Price: 5.99 |
| "Personalised Jar of Strawberry Bonbons - Well Done" |
| "It's been three years of lectures, essay writing and exams! As their university education draws to a close, they're probably getting a bit emotional leaving behind fond memories and new friends and entering the world of work! They'll soon be doing their own washing and paying their own bills (we hope!)But if the thought of leaving the confinements of their university life gets them a little teary, why not take them back to their childhood with a jar of their favourite strawberry bonbons? The lovely pink label reads 'Well Done [Name]' in a variety of white and yellow bold and script fonts and is complete with a yellow graduation cap! Personalise your jar of treats with their name for a unique gift that will definitely put a smile on their face!What Can I Put On My Jar? You can personalise the label with any name, up to 25 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how your label will look. Simply type in your message and press the Preview button. Made in the UKWeight: Small: 170g; Large: 385gDimensions (jar): Small: H9 x W7 x D7cm; Large: H15cm (dia. 7cm)Ingredients: Glucose syrup, vegetable oil, whey powder, skimmed milk powder, cornflour, citric acid, flavourings, butter oil, salt, emulsifier, soya lecithin, E124Please note: The bonbons contain soya."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Oven Glove - Kitchen Pot" |
| "Tired of seeing mum use a tea towel to take piping hot dishes out of the oven? The amount of shrieks you've heard coming from the kitchen, accompanied by the battle scars she has all over her poor hands as a result, is ridiculous! Stop her from having to fight her way through tea time with the help of this lovely oven mitt. The cream panelled design boasts a black outline of a pot with a turquoise lid. Reading '[Name's] Kitchen', you can personalise it with a chosen name. A great way to treat her hands to the care they deserve, the cute design will ensure she never forgets to protect herself when reaching into the dangerous depths of the oven! Made from sturdy linen with heat-absorbing padding, the strong hook at the top means she can hang it up and have it on show when it's not in use. What Can I Put On My Glove? Personalise it with the name you wish to appear up to 12 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Material: Linen"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Tongue Tea Infuser" |
| "Is there anything worse than when you have a cup of tea that clearly hasn't been brewed for long enough? We know we should never scoff at a cuppa made by someone else but how hard is it to give it an extra minute or two? We've well and truly stuck our noses in to tell you about something that will change the way you brew tea forever. All you need? Some serious tongue action. Now, hold on, that doesn't mean sticking your tongue into someone else's tea, that would be gross! No no, simply fill this silicone tongue with leaves and perch the mouth on the mug and watch the magic happen... Never again will you have disappointing tea break.Dimensions (approx.): H10 x W8.9 x D3.8cm Material: Food-grade siliconeCare instructions: Dishwasher safe"
Price: 8.99 |
| "Nodding Pug" |
| "Sitting in a car for a long time can be boring, especially if you're stuck in a traffic queue. You've shifted through every radio station and there's nothing decent to listen to. You've not quite reached the point of banging your head on the steering wheel in frustration but it's looking more and more likely. Rather than give yourself a headache we've got the ideal companion for long car journeys.Our nodding pug is an adorable gift that can be placed at the front of your car to cheer you up when there's nothing else to look at except a wall of vehicles. The pug comes in a fawn colour with big blue 'puppy eyes'.Great for someone that spends a long time in their car or a dog lover!Dimensions: H14.5 x W9x D10cm"
Price: 8.99 |
| "The Potty Piano" |
| "You know what it's like, nature calls and you just can't be bothered to pick up! Going to the toilet can be a tedious task, you can't take the TV with you and the last time you took your phone, it ended up submerged in millilitres of water! Well, if you're looking for some toilet time entertainment, then let us introduce The Potty Piano! We sense a confused face... Let us explain. You know that mat you've got covering the floor around the loo? Well, it's like that, but so much better! With a keyboard and stave design, all you have to do is put your foot to the floor and hear the dulcet tones the piano keys make as you apply pressure to them. Fun, right? Although tough to resist, we would advise choosing your times wisely. You don't want to be making music while there's a queue forming outside! Dimensions: H50 x W55 x D1.7cmContents: 1 x matt, 1 x potty piano song book "
Price: 14.99 |
| "Up Yours Mug" |
| "Are you tired of getting up and making your lazy friend or colleague cups of tea? You don't even drink tea and they never make you one! Give them a little surprise next time they get to the bottom of their brew, as it unveils a rude gesture. A humorous gift that will help to get the message across that they need to start making their own, or at least thanking you for making them! Dimensions: 8.5cm (dia)Material: Ceramic Care instructions: Dishwasher/microwave safe "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Baby Bib Bow Tie" |
| "Turn what can often become a battlefield of slop missiles and chewed up food, into a sophisticated evening of dining the minute you put this bow tie bib on your baby. The white cotton mix boasts printed buttons and a real red and white polka dot bow tie at the top. The perfect distraction for the child who doesn't like having anything round their neck. Turn tea time attire into a fun costume that will make them look even more adorable when they are snapped enjoying their first taste of sweet potato or creamy yoghurt. All while protecting their lovely clothes from spills, like a good bib should. You're never too young to start dressing like a dapper gent. Material: Polyester/cotton mixCare instructions: Machine washable. Do not tumble dry or dry clean.Suitable for 6+ months"
Price: 9.99 |
| "'YOLO' Knitted Gloves" |
| "Do you like to live life to fullest? You figure there's no point in sweating the small stuff and should live every day like it's your last. Why not open that dream business, take that once-in-a-lifetime trip and go and see your favourite band on the edge of a cliff? People like yourself may be familiar with the popular term YOLO (You Only Live Once for you oldies), and should, therefore, be the first to scoop up these super stylish gloves which also double up as mittens. Royal blue with six red stripes across the wrists, the mitten fold over is a lighter blue with YOLO written on it in red. Now, when you want to say it, you can just point to your hand to make your feelings known. Size: One size fits allMaterial: 100% acrylicCare instructions: Wash at 30C"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Toilet Dog Bowl" |
| "Do you often walk into the bathroom to find your beloved four legged friend drinking from it? Since he's was a pup he's been set on that being his bowl. If you're tired of the queue that forms outside the bathroom while his Lordship is having a refreshment, then it's time to think of a solution... If only we could explain how unhygienic his dirty habit is, perhaps he'd stop. Alas, he is a dog therefore we can't. This dog toilet water dish could, however, be your saviour. Taking on the form of a toilet, you can simply attach a two litre plastic water bottle to it, to ensure it's kept filled up with delicious and clean water. We know dog's are renowned for being intelligent, but we think you'll be able to fool him into thinking he is taking a sip from the real thing. Never again will you have to panic as his adorable face comes in for a hug, and you remember it's been in the family loo. This totally sanitary gadget will suit all involved! Dimensions (approx.): H21.5 x x W14 x D23cmMaterial: Ceramic Please note: Plastic water bottle not included "
Price: 12.99 |
| "Flair Hair Golf Visor" |
| "Ever thought you just don't look quite as cool as you could when out on the fairway? You've got the two-tone shoes, the slacks and the bag, but something's missing. What could it be? Perhaps the very unsophisticated wind-swept hair that comes with wearing your visor? Sure, it's great for keeping strays from flying in your eyes and messing up a good shot, but when you hit the bar for a celebratory (or conciliatory) pint, you don't want to whip it off only for your beloved barnet to be in disarray. Well, worry no more, this visor has the all-in-one experience. With a rather fetching mop of hair sticking out the top, it comes in pink, black or black with a diamond print. The brown scruffy hair looks ultra realistic and ensures that your real hair won't end up all over the place! You just wait, everyone will be wearing them soon... Colour choices: Brown hair/black diamond visor, brown hair/black visor or brown hair/pink visorSize: All visors are adjustable for every head size and shape."
Price: 12.99 |
| "Mr Bean's Book Of Silly Signs" |
| "Mr Bean has never been one to shy away from a daft situation. He always seems to find himself dangling from diving boards or strapped to the roof of his signature yellow car. In this amusing paperback book he accompanies an array of hilarious signs picked up from around the country. The real and wacky signs consist of messages like 'Warning To Tourists, Don't Make Fun Of The Natives', and 'Welcome To Beer, Please Drive Carefully'. Next to each is the man himself popping up with his trousers rolled up by the seaside or teddy showing his wide-eyed face as he peeps up from behind each snap. The picture book is perfect for some good toilet time reading and even has a wipe-clean plastic cover. A great gift for a fan of the comedy genius who gets bored when nature calls. Pages: 96 "
Price: 8.99 |
| "Fart Extinguisher" |
| "Perfect for a lads' night out, stag party or just to keep around the home in case of emergencies, our Fart Extinguisher is an invaluable novelty gift for any occasion!Simply unscrew the spray top and fill the bottle with a pleasant-smelling, odour-masking liquid. Or if you're dealing with a repeat-offender, fill it with something gross so that when they let one off, you can give them a taste of their own medicine! Keep this hilarious gift close at hand so if something nasty gets dropped, you can fight back!Capacity: 100ml"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Friends Are Cheaper Than Therapy Book" |
| "Do you have that friend who has always been by your side? Through all the terrible style choices and the even worse relationships, they're still there. Possibly with an amusing quip or light-hearted joke thrown in your direction for good measure. In a time where amusing greetings cards are all the rage, Cath Tate is taking the lead with this wonderful collection of some of her wittiest, grittiest and rebellious cards. Friends Are Cheaper Than Therapy consists of an array of old-fashioned and, only what can be described as, odd photographs, accompanied by a tagline that may or may not be relevant to the actions being carried out in each. One of note would be 'Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend... Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.' Accompanied by the image of a rather dapper 1920s gentleman enjoying some time out on a park bench. A more heart-warming example would be a photograph of two fuller-figured ladies wearing questionable outfits, with the caption 'Life's too short to be thin'. A great read for anyone who doesn't like to take life too seriously, each page will unveil a surprising image and quote that's bound to make the reader chuckle. Designed to lift the spirit and remind you of why friendships are so important. You'll probably be surprised by how many you can relate to! Dimensions: H17 x W12.5 x D1.8cmFormat: HardbackPages: 112"
Price: 7.99 |
| Handerpants |
| "Introducing Handerpants! That's right. they're underpants for your hands!
This amazing new invention protects and covers your hands whilst leaving your fingers free to carry on with your normal day-to-day activities.
Not only do they prevent chafing and absorb sweat, they are fantastic for adding emphasis to your jazz hands!
Made from breathable cotton, they fit most sized hands and will enhance all hand-based activities including texting, arm wrestling and even pancake flipping.
A fantastic gift for any fun-loving recipient with a bit of a thing for their digits...Size: Fits most hands Contents: 1 pair"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Hand Soap" |
| "It's the age-old faux-pas of forgetting to wash your hands after every trip to the lavatory. A simple task that should come naturally, alas there are always the odd few who slip through the net. Ensure your housemates, colleagues or general fellow members of the public keep things sanitary when you remind them with this quirky bar of soap. In the shape of a hand, there is no more obvious way to request a swift wash. Why not make fun out of it? High five it, low five it, or even develop a secret handshake with it. Just make sure you use it! Complete with a delightfully musky scent, this would be the perfect addition to student digs or a humorous gift for someone moving into their new home. Dimensions (approx.): H12cmWeight: 115gFlavour: Musk-scented"
Price: 7.99 |
