| "A Vintage Affair - Just Married Heart-Shape Woodchips" |
| "If you're planning a thoroughly vintage affair as part of your wedding plans, then we're thinking you might not be feeling the glitz and glamour of foil confetti as part of your table decoration. But that doesn't mean you have to skip the confetti altogether... These beautiful heart-shape wood chips have 'Just Married' burnt on one side. The rustic effect adds an old-school worn look which makes them look as though they have been tucked up in a jewellery or sewing box for decades, just waiting to be used! Scatter them elegantly down the centre of each table, or across the bar so people can pick one up each and take them home with them as a lovely keepsake. Heart dimensions (approx.): H1.5 x W2.5cmContents: 25 hearts per pack "
Price: 3.99 |
| "Pastel Perfection Pink Circle Fan Decorations" |
| "Perfect for any occasion, these pastel pink fan pinwheel decorations will add the finishing touch to your party. Hang them from the ceiling or attach them to the walls.Contents: Each pack contains three pastel pink fans (2 x large fans, 1 x small)Material: PaperDimensions: Large fan: 36cm (diameter); Small fan: 28cm (diameter)"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Floral Fancy Cake Bunting" |
| "A pastel pink and blue cake bunting topper with a vintage floral design. The bunting consists of 13, mixed design flags with two wooden sticks used to display the bunting at a height of your choice.Dimensions: Sticks measure 17cm in height."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Little Lady Or Mini Mister - Photo Booth Props" |
| "Photographs and baby showers are a match made in heaven. You want to capture every moment of your big bash (even if you feel the size of a house) so you can look back at them when your little one's not so little. They really do grow up so fast, you know. Add a bit of fun to your group shots with our Little Lady Or Mini Mister PhotoBooth Props! Whether you've invested in an actual photo booth or are just snapping away on your smartphone - these props are sure to brighten up your photos!Perfect for baby showers!Contains: 10 props (1x Mother To Be, 1x Boy Speech Bubble, 1x Girl Speech Bubble, 1x Pink Dummy, 1x Blue Dummy, 1 Bottle, 1x Pink Rattle, 1x Blue Rattle, 1x Blue Bow, 1x Pink Bow)"
Price: 6.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair - Love Hessian Bunting" |
| "At your wedding, all you need is love. To be surrounded by your adoring friends and family as you commit to spending your life with your best friend. If you're planning a vintage-inspired shindig, then it'll be important to you to be as authentic as possible. This square Hessian bunting has a triangular cut-out at the bottom, and spells out 'Love' in a white stencil-like font, with a love heart either side. Hang it above the main table, above the bar, or in the corner by the impressive cake, to add warmth and romance. Dimensions (approx.): L2m (Each flag: H24 x W20.5cm)Material: Hessian"
Price: 7.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Photo Booth Kit" |
| "You may well have paid for the best photographer in the land to catch you at every perfect angle on your big day but, once the champagne has started flowing, the real party starts and it's all about having fun and encouraging your guests to let loose in front of the camera . If you're thinking of setting up a photo booth at your reception, then fancy dress is an absolute must! And what's a photo shoot without fake moustaches, cats eye glasses and dapper bow ties? This selection of props will be sure to help create laugh-out-loud situations between guests who may have known each other all their lives, or just met in the queue for the buffet! They can write chalk messages on the blackboard speech bubble, see how they'd look with a full-on bushy beard (work it, girls!), and channel their inner geek with some super chic black-rimmed glasses. Encourage excitable guests to unleash their inner super model on the best day of your life. Dimensions of each prop (approx.): H25cm Material: CardContents: Quirky facial hair, stylish glasses, chalkboard speech bubble, his & hers boards, bow tie "
Price: 6.99 |
| "Little Lady Mini Mister - Bunting" |
| "The baby's mere weeks away, so it's time for one last hurrah before it's all late nights, nappies and onesies! A great way for friends to gather round and show their support while gifting you with lovely presents! This can only mean one thing... It's baby shower time! Now, it wouldn't be a proper party without the addition of some serious decoration. We're talking party supplies, cups, plates and, of course bunting! This adorable design is perfect for women who have waited to learn the gender of the little one. The square pieces have triangular cut outs at the bottom and each have a letter on them to spell 'Boy Or Girl?' in a lovely 3D-effect pencil-like font. With blue outlines and bow ties on the male side, and pink outlines and bows on the female, a blue and pink one-piece also separate the genders. Sure to add instant sweetness to any party. Dimensions: L3.5m (12 flags)"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Vintage Lace - Photo Booth Props" |
| "A wedding day is all about dressing up. Everyone looking and feeling their best for the camera. But once you get past 9pm, a whole day of excitement takes its toll. The champagne bubbles have taken over, the heels have been kicked off, and any concern over the photographer catching your best side are out of the window. That means one thing... It's photo booth time! Encourage your guests to get together in front of the camera after donning their choice of silly accessories. From the firm favourite moustache, to a set of pearls, these amusing full-colour cards come on sticks, so all they have to do is hold them to their faces with no worries of ruining any make-up or coiffed hairstyles. A great way of remembering the best day of your lives, while reminding yourselves how lucky you are to have such fun loved ones! Dimensions (approx.): H20cmContents: 1 x bowler hat, 1 x speech bubble, 1 x blonde pigtails, 1 x bow tie, 1 x star glasses, 1 x pink beaded necklace, 1 x red lips, 1 x orange moustache, 1 x black moustache, 1 x camera "
Price: 6.99 |
| "Pastel Perfection Silver Just Married Cake Topper" |
| "Celebrate your wedding day in true style with this beautiful 'Just Married' cake topper. In a sparkly silver script font, it will be sure to make a statement upon the top of your cake.Dimensions: W12.5cm"
Price: 6.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Ties Photo Booth Kit" |
| "You may well have paid for the best photographer in the land to catch you at every perfect angle on your big day but, once the champagne has started flowing, the real party starts and it's all about having fun and encouraging your guests to let loose in front of the camera.Quirky photo booths are all the rage as it allows new and old friends to take on different personalities. Whether your Maid of Honour is channelling a 1960s mod with the guy she met over the buffet using the cardboard ties, or the Usher is recreating the style of a '90s television presenter with old school friends using the bow ties, you can definitely look forward to some amusing photographs to flick through in order to cure the post-honeymoon blues. Whoever said you couldn't match a geometric print with a bridesmaids dress, clearly wasn't on the invite list for your wedding! Dimensions of each prop (approx.): 10-25cmMaterial: CardContents: 12 x tie and bow tie props"
Price: 6.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Wooden Love Sign" |
| "This 'Love' wooden sign is perfect as a wedding reception decoration, or as a gift to the happy couple on their wedding or anniversary. In a simple white colour, use this sign as a prop in your event photos, or keep in your home to remember that special day.Dimensions: W29 x H10 x D2.5cm"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Personalised Mug - Dog Love" |
| "Key Features:Gloss finishHeat change or standard mug availableScratch ResistantWe think our personalised mug makes a great addition to your post-work routine! With a pastel turquoise and white design, the mug reads 'No Love Like Dog Love' in a fun font, with two cute paw prints representing the 'o' in dog and love. Personalise the back of the mug with a message of your choice to appear inside a large white paw print, so whether you want to list your tea requirements or just express your love for old Rex, it makes a great gift that's definitely worth a tail wag!Personalisation:Personalise it with a message in up to 28 characters over two lines. Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button. Material: CeramicCare Instructions: Hand wash recommendedPlease note: The heat change option will arrive as a black mug and the image only appears once hot liquid is poured into it. "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Safe Baby Handling Tips" |
| "Are you preparing for the arrival of your first bundle of joy? Can't seem to get your hands on the manual that has the step-by-step instructions telling you how to be the perfect parent? Then how are you supposed to know when to change the nappy, what they're crying for or whether they like chess? Well, panic over! This book, entitled Safe Baby Handling Tips, is here to help! A humorous take on baby manuals, this quirky handbook boasts amusing black and white 'how-to' images with captions, helping you get to grips with day-to-day tasks like buckling up a child up safely in the car seat or massaging it. On the front cover a 'Wheel of Responsibility' is there to decide whether it's mum or dad's turn to tend to their crying infant... sounds fair enough, right? If the wheel always lands on the same person, you should probably take it as fate deciding the right path to take! Feel less like an idiotic parent blindly trying to bring up their miniature human-being, and keep this baby bible by your side at all times. Alternatively, give it to loved ones expecting their own and wait for the appreciation to come flooding in! Dimensions: H15.7 x W15.9cmFormat: Hardback "
Price: 9.99 |
| "Giant Edible Jelly Baby" |
| "You know what it's like when you open a fresh packet of your favourite sweets. The recognisable smell that delights the nostrils and gets the juices flowing in anticipation, followed by the chewy texture you know and love! The problem is, once you get the taste it's hard to stop and, before you know it they're all gone and the memory is but a blur! Introducing the Giant Edible Jelly Baby! At 26cm tall, it's almost the size of an actual baby, and is 200 times the size of a jelly baby, complete with a smiley face and accentuated belly button. Weighing 1kg, it's intended to take you a good while to devour, you just need to decide where to start! Dimensions: H26cmColour: RedIngredients: Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Water, Gelling Agents (Gelatine, Beef, Pectin) Humectant (Sorbitol) Modified Maize Starch, Acids (Citric, Malic) Flavourings, Acidity Reculator (Sodium Citrate), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate) Glazing Agents (Palm Kernel Oil, Carnauba Wax), Colours (E104, E129, E133, E110) E110, E104 and E129 may have an adverse effect activity and attention in children. Weight: 1kgStore in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. "
Price: 14.99 |
| "Bambino Passport Holder & Luggage Tag" |
| "We know that welcoming an arrival from the stork is an exciting time. There are so many firsts to look forward to, from their first feed, their first hair cut and their first tooth to name but a few! And when your days are spent burping, nappy shopping and entertaining your little one on two hours sleep, it's no wonder that you're itching to book another first...a family holiday! Our cute passport holder and luggage tag will make a great addition to your baby's hand luggage! In a stylish cream faux leather, the holder reads 'My First Passport' in a silver font and the tag reads 'My Luggage' and are complete with a silver-plated 3D teddy bear! A great baby shower, new baby or christening gift that they can cherish for years to come. Material: Faux leather, silver plated Colour: CreamSize: H:14 W:10 D:1 cm (Fits a standard UK passport) "
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Hanging Wooden Star - Snowflake" |
| "The Christmas period is always that bit more exciting when you have little ones around, isn't it, especially when you're celebrating their first Christmas! You can feel like a child again, reliving memories of baking mince pies, that feeling of excitement come Christmas Eve and decorating the tree, of course! We're talking baubles of all shapes and sizes, fairy lights and that all important star! Why not make the decorating experience extra special with our personalised hanging wooden star? Featuring a festive snowflake, the star reads 'First Christmas 2015' and you can add the name of your little one to be engraved in a script font.The wooden star hangs from a white ribbon and can be hung on the tree, or a door handle to spread the love and Christmas cheer, for years to come!What Can I Put On My Star?Personalise it with a name of your choice, up to 20 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how it will look with your personalisation. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Dimensions (approx.): H16 x W15.5cmMaterial: Ornament: Wood Ribbon: Silk"
Price: 24.99 |
| "Gummy Bear Chair" |
| "There's nothing quite like the warm and fluffy embrace of your favourite teddy bear, is there? And what could be better than such a hug, accompanied by a packet of your favourite sweets? Not much! This humorous inflatable arm chair looks much like a giant red gummy bear. Enough to get those juices flowing, you can sit back and relax with your favourite television programmes as your recline with this chewy companion. The arms of the chair are also the arms of the bear, so it looks as though the two of you are locked in a loving embrace, and as you go to take a seat it'll feel like you're falling into the giant tummy of the fruity chew!Suitable for children and adults, you can easily blow it up with the included foot pump. After all that talk of juicy goodness, we feel inclined to tell you not to actually eat the chair... perhaps treat yourself to a packet of sweet treats to enjoy while your relax instead! Material: PVCSize: Big enough for children and adults Includes a foot pump"
Price: 24.99 |
| "Red Fez Hat" |
| "We know that hats have always been the fashion accessory that stays a-head of the game. If you can't resist the feel of a fedora, are a sucker for a sombrero or go bananas for a baseball cap, join the club! There's a whole host of headgear to choose from to make your ensemble head and shoulders above the rest. And if you're feeling a bit beret-ed about your cap collection, it's time to step up your game. Made from red velour with a yellow tassel, our Fez hat is sure to top off your hoard of hats. Whether you're looking to feel like a Moroccan Sultan at your next fancy dress party or give your head the attention it deserves, it's a fun gift that will have everyone taking their hat's off to you...Material: VelourColour: Red with yellow tasselSize: Diameter: 20cm (fits standard adult head) Suitable for ages 14 and above"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Runny Egg Cup Set" |
| "Kick off your day with a running (or should we say runny) jump and stick your delectable boiled egg in this humorous egg cup. In the shape of an old-fashioned athlete wearing a white and red striped tracksuit, it comes with a lid that looks like a head with a glorious amount of flowing black hair, so that the yummy runny bit can't escape too far when on the move! Create spoon-shaped soldiers with the included cutter, and in the meantime the little figure will kindly hold your spoon for you. A great gift to make breakfast even more fun, the fantastic sport won't mind being left with egg on his face, so you aren't! An egg-cellent choice, it certainly is no yolk... (sorry). Dimensions (approx.): Runny egg: H10.5 x W6x D6cm Toast cutter: H12.5 x W12.5 x D2cmContents: 1 x Runny Egg Cup with Lid, 1 x Spoon & 1 x Toast Cutter to press out four Spoon-Shaped pieces of Toast at a time. Care instructions: Dishwasher safe "
Price: 6.99 |
| "Personalised Sneeboer Heart-Shaped Trowel" |
| "When the sun comes out it's a great time to do some gardening. You enjoy planting flowers, trimming the hedges and making sure your garden is beautiful. All that hard work needs the right tool for the job, so whether you like growing herbs or digging up stones, this trowel will come in handy!The metal edge is shaped like a heart, making it a thoughtful gift for anyone with a green thumb. The handle is crafted from cherrywood with a strong grip. It's a versatile tool that can be used for different gardening tasks.Personalise the trowel with any name and make it an invaluable keepsake! What Can I Put On My Trowel?Personalise it with a name of up to 16 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how the trowel will look. Simply type in the name and press the preview button.Dimensions: H26cm Material: Trowel: Metal Handle: Cherrywood "
Price: 29.99 |
| "Doughnut Mug" |
| "You can't beat the smell of fresh coffee, can you? And what goes hand-in-hand (quite literally!) with your cup of joe? A delectable doughnut, of course! And if you're looking for the ultimate a gift for a coffee-lover, do not worry...let us introduce to you our doughnut-shaped mug, complete with a chocolate glaze and sprinkles! Made from ceramic with a white curved handle, the mug is an authentic doughnut colour, with a ring cut out of the centre. Looking much like someone has taken a bite from it, it's perfect for sipping your flat white from.The back of the mug reads 'Mmmmm...Donuts' in a brown font to look like chocolate sauce, and will be sure to go down a treat with lovers of sweet treats and caffeine alike. A fun gift, whatever the occasion! Dimensions (approx.): H11.5 x W16.5 x D7cm Capacity: 12ozMaterial: CeramicWeight: 0.45kg Care Instructions: Hand-wash recommended"
Price: 8.99 |
| "Personalised Gourmet Marble Serving Board" |
| "As a gourmet, you're used to elegantly served food and fine dining. You enjoy nothing but the best of what the culinary world has to offer, whether it's a European or South American dish. Flavour is everything, and the more you mix and match the happier you are. Anyone with a discerning taste in food will appreciate this magnificent marble cheeseboard.The board is two toned, with a white and black surface. Engrave a name and date onto the black section for a personalised serving experience. The words will appear in elegant white script. Use the board to chop up your favourite cheese, whether it's brie or cheddar. Once the cheese has been sliced it can be presented in a stylish fashion. It comes with a rope that can be used to hang the board up when not in use. What Can I Put On My Serving Board?Personalise it with a name of up to 18 characters and a date of up to 10 characters.Use our innovative preview feature to see how board will look. Simply type in the words and press the Preview button. Material: MarbleDimensions: H17.5 x W42.5 x D1.5cm "
Price: 34.99 |
| "Personalised Most Wonderful Time Cushion" |
| "Key Features:Ideal accessory for a bed, armchair or sofaMetallic letteringChristmas is that time of year when everyone is in a good mood. Filled with seasonal cheer and eggnog, the sounds of carol singers and the glittering fairy lights lighting up lamp posts and windowsills can't help but pick you up! If you love to decorate your home with the joys of Christmas, then this cushion will be sure to make those chilly winter nights just that bit cosier. The metallic natural cover reads 'It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year' in lavender and off-white stitching, and on the back you can have a message embroidered in a script font. A great gift for Christmas!Personalisation:Personalise the cushion with a message in up to 50 characters.Use our innovative preview function to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter a message and press the Preview button.Material:Poly rayonDimensions:H40 x W40cm"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Bike Porn Volume 1" |
| "Getting into cycling is one of the best ways to keep fit, while keeping the earth healthy too. Many are adopting such a lifestyle and, as a result, getting quite quite caught up with all the trendy two-wheelers. For cycling enthusiasts it's often not simply the thrill of the ride that captivates. The biting winds and pin-like sensation as the rain pierces your body on a winter's morning, is also something that just keeps them coming back for more! You may be surprised to know that people often like to peruse rare bicycles, just as others do books in tucked-away suburban shops. Now they can do just that without leaving the confines of their garage, with help from this oh-so-hip read, Bike Porn Volume 1. Expect to be tantalized by the unrivaled photography of all models, from single speeds to works of mechanical genius, and feast your eyes upon Chris Naylor's lavish photography. A great stocking-filler for bikers of all abilities, it's the perfect book to dip in and out of at their leisure. Format: HardbackPages: 128 "
Price: 14.99 |
| "Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure" |
| "We've all heard stories about the 'crazy lady' down the street who is rarely spotted without her favourite robe, and enjoys nothing more than peering out of her living room window to spy on her unsuspecting neighbours. She seems like such a lovely woman, it always made you question why she's never found a 'crazy man' to keep her company. Then you inquire further only to find out your answer... Her amount of cats not only exceeds the limit deemed 'normal', it adds a few extra on for good measure, taking the total up to six! As it all becomes slightly clearer, it seems her love of cats is taking its toll on her appearance. With all those moggies to care for, she has no time to spend on her looks and, as a result, her hair looks much like a bird's nest and her pajamas are her most glamorous outfit. Packaged in a cardboard box shaped like a kennel, this amusing figurine of the woman herself would make a great gift for a friend who you joke about turning into a so-called 'cat lady'. The plastic action figure is wearing purple pajamas with rips in the knee and a pink dressing gown. Her blonde hair is unkempt and a cat has taken residency around her neck and one in her pocket. There are also six individual cats to surround her and include in various scenarios. It's a true feline frenzy! Warning: This contains small parts which could be a choking hazard. This is not suitable for anyone under the age of 3 years. "
Price: 10.99 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - Biscuit Bauble" |
| "One of the best things (if not the best thing) about Christmas is the endless supply of delicious biscuits that seem to keep on reappearing in the house. Tins of family favourites, cookies and sweets become your diet for a series of four or more days, without a hint of guilt!If you want to surprise the family this year with their very own tin, then why not make it super special and have the label personalised with a message? Boasting a bauble design in the style of a cookie, it reads 'Merry Christmas' on a red ribbon-like design across the bottom and your personal message will be printed in a red script font across the back.Perfect for dipping into your steaming brew on a chilly Christmas morning, the shortbread fingers and chocolate chip cookies will surely be a hit! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 36 characters. Use our innovative preview button to see how your gift will look when personalised. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x chocolate chip cookies(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Bedroom Nurse Costume" |
| "A beautiful costume that guarantees instant sexiness, this naughty nurse outfit is sure to raise pulses!This gorgeous Bedroom Nurse Costume features a stretch satin dress with contrasting accents. It fits beautifully, accentuating your body in all the right places and ensuring that you feel sexy and confident. The set also includes a matching nurse cap and thong, making it perfect for a spot of erotic role play.Material: 90% Nylon, 10% Spandex."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Office Tramp Costume" |
| "This naughty outfit is perfect for 'staying late at the office'!The gorgeous Office Tramp Costume includes a deliciously daring Pinstripe and Knit Chiffon sleepwear camisole with shirred cup detail. The uniform also features a matching ruffle back skirt. The set is finished with a necktie and thong.Material: 85% Polyester, 10% Nylon, 5% Spandex."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Busy B School Year Calendar" |
| "It can be difficult to keep on top of a busy household and what's going on in everyone's lives. What with your daughter's new love for ballet, but her commitment to the mathletes, conflicting with your son's football practices and swimming lessons. How will you remember to drop one off before picking the other up? And then throw a dentist appointment or two in the mix and you've got the making of a scheduling disaster! You're going to end up leaving one of them waiting in the car park as you wonder whether that feeling that you've forgotten something is actually something you should take notice of or not... again! This handy school year calendar may be just what you need to get yours and your family's lives in order. With separate columns for birthdays, this calendar has room for five people's activities, while each month has handy storage pockets attached to hold invitations, appointments or even concert tickets, so that they don't get lost. A tear-off notepad and stickers help you take your to-do list away with you, while the stickers are a handy and creative way to mark specific things. A must-have for families who live hectic lives, it's the perfect way to ensure your day-to-day life doesn't get on top of you, while being a colourful and characterful addition to your lovely home. Dimensions (approx.): H32 x W23.5 x x D1.5cm Runs from August to August (13 months)"
Price: 6.49 |
| "Personalised Tin With Biscuits - It's Christmas!!" |
| "We all know Santa Claus loves his food. Indulging in a crumbling mince pie of a Christmas Eve is one of his favourite past times and makes all the hard work worthwhile. His adorable tubby belly makes him who he is, his recognisable gold buckled belt keeping things all tucked in nicely! If, much like the bearded wonder, you like to fill your tummy with delectable treats, then this beautiful tin would be a great treat for your Christmas day. The perfect gift to take round to a loved one's home who's hosting the big event, as a way of showing your appreciation for their hospitality.The label boasts an image of Father Christmas's beard (biscuit crumbs and all) flowing over his red outfit and belt. And you can personalise it with a message to be printed in a white script font beneath. Filled with shortbread fingers and chocolate chip cookies, that's breakfast sorted! What Can I Put On My Label?Personalise it with the message you wish to appear in up to 30 characters. Use our innovative preview button to see how your gift will look when personalised. Simply type in your chosen words and press the Preview button.Contents: 100g x shortbread fingers, 200g x chocolate chip cookies(The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks)Dimensions: H18cm (diameter 11cm)The biscuits have a shelf life of 16 weeks."
Price: 14.99 |
