| "The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes" |
| "Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh ...and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your dad that, it'll only encourage him! Word count: 35,000"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Go The F**k To sleep" |
| "Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)"
Price: 10.99 |
| "The Life-Changing Magic Of Not Giving a F**k" |
| "Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your fks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a fk and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter."
Price: 12.99 |
| "Dear Mum - From You to Me Book" |
| "You will have seen great photos of your Mum when she was a young lady, but do you know what she was thinking as she posed for the camera? Yes, she really did have a life before you came along and her life changed forever as she took on the responsibility of being a mother. Everyone has stories to share about their own amazing life and it is so important to find ways to capture and treasure them. Dear Mum contains 60 carefully designed questions to ask her about her life. Ask her to complete it carefully, adding photos and memorabilia along the way. Find out what her own parents were really like, where she went on holiday when she was a child, how she met your Dad and what was that special piece of music that they had just for them'. What about your own relationship with her, what did she think of you as a child, what really made her proud and what advice would she give you now? When you get her completed journal returned to you, this will be one of the most emotional presents you have ever received. A great gift for Mother's Day, her birthday, Christmas or just because you care"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Crap Taxidermy" |
| "You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatures great and small - have proved hugely popular. Here the very best of the worst stuffed animals are brought together in one full-colour volume; with additional features including a DIY 'Stuff Your Own Mouse' lesson, and an author's introduction to the craze for getting stuffed."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Polka Face Ladies Socks" |
| "With their distinctive combination of dots and dashes, could our Polka Face oddsocks be trying to send you a Morse code message? Well if they are, it could only be an SOS: Savour Our Socks! The Polka dots couldn't be more dotty if they'd been designed by Dot Cotton in one of her dotty moods, and the dashes are more dashing than a 100 Metre runner making a dash for it. Six individual designs give you 15 dotty"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Personalised Floral Notepad" |
| "Personalise this Vintage Floral A5 Notebook with 2 lines of 20 characters on the front. All notebooks contain 40 double sided lined pages. Ideal for Birthdays, Christmas, Mothers Day."
Price: 6.99 |
| "F In Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders" |
| "Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Weve all been there. Youve been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives, you turn over the paper, and what the *&%@ does that mean?! Not a clue. Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions. Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, parents and students alike and anyone whos ever had to sit a test."
Price: 6.99 |
| "I Could Pee on This" |
| "Cat lovers can rejoice in the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular mind of house cats. In this fully illustrated book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans, With titles like 'Who Is That on Your Lap?, This is My Chair, Kneel Before Me, Nudge, and Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs, the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, I Could Pee on This shows cats at their wackiest and most lovable."
Price: 8.99 |
| "Be A Unicorn Socks" |
| "Give your feet some feel good factor with this fun set of 6 stylish odd socks presented in a box is great for women. Be on trend and dress in Unicorn style! Perfect to mix, match or mismatch! These sock are made of: 75-85% cotton, 23-13% polyamide, 2% elastane Size: UK 4-8 EUR 37-42 US 6.5-10.5"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Dear Grandad - From You to Me Book" |
| "Dear Grandad (sketch design) is an award-winning journal filled with over 60 fun and inspiring questions carefully created to inspire any grandfather to tell his story probably one of the most valuable gifts you will ever buy. Everyone has stories to share about their own amazing life and it is so important to find ways to capture and treasure them. Dear Grandad contains 60 carefully designed questions to ask him about his life. Ask him to complete it carefully, adding photos and memorabilia along the way. Find out how things have changed throughout his life, what things did he do as a child that are different from today. What were his own parents really like and what adventures has he had in her life. Discover what your own Mum or Dad was like when they were young! What about your own relationship with your grandfather, what are his favourite memories of the times you have spent together and is there any advice he would like to give you? When you get his completed journal returned to you, this will be one of the most emotional presents you have ever received. A great gift for Father's Day, Grandparent's Day, his birthday, an anniversary, Christmas or just because you care"
Price: 11.99 |
| "The Sock Exchange Weekend Mens Socks" |
| "The Weekend? Have a lay-in, watch the footie, have drinks with mates, grab a curry.....if only!! We know you will end up washing the car, mowing the grass, calling your mum, standing outside shops, need we say more? Take a break- it's the weekend! Visit friends, walk in the park, eat, drink and be merry. And now your feet can have some fun with United Oddsocks Sock Exchange Weekend. 6 colourful oddsocks designed especially to get your feet in the party mood. You may not be able to resist them for five days in a row though- but don't worry, they will make you look fantastic any day of the week. United Oddsocks Sock Exchange Weekend, 6 oddsocks to mix and mismatch giving you 15 fun-filled combinations. Designed in the UK by United Oddsocks. Socks made in Turkey, Packaging produced and assembled in the UK. These socks are made of: 80% Cotton 19% Polyamide 1% Elastane Size: UK 6-11 EUR 39-46 US 6.5-11.5"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Don'ts For Wives" |
| "Don'ts for Husbands and Don'ts for Wives are facsimile editions of the original books published by A&C Black in 1913. Each pocket-sized book contains hundreds of snippets of entertaining advice for a happy marriage, which rings true almost 100 years after it was written. The reissued titles are ideal Christmas stocking fillers, and gifts for weddings, engagements and anniversaries. Advice appears under the following chapters: 1. Personalities 2. How to Avoid Discord 3. Habits 4. Financial Matters 5. Evenings at Home 6. Jealousy 7. Recreation 8. Food 9. Dress 10. Entertaining 11. Household Management 12. Children 'Among the bon mots there is much wisdom. They would make great stocking fillers, or wedding anniversary gifts!' Good Book Guide (October 2007)"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Personalised Haynes Explains Pets" |
| "Exotic imports and domestic classics all feature in this brilliant manual that covers the ridiculous ins and outs of owning a pet. Personalise with a name (12 characters) and a message (up to 80 characters)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "It Ain't Happening Socks" |
| "After a hard day at the office, is there a nicer feeling than taking your bra off and putting your feet up. Non slip ankle socks, will keep your feet cosy and warm."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Personalised Haynes Explains Marriage Book" |
| "Pillow torque, spare tyres, and the do's and don'ts for marriage are all covered in this personalised 'technical' manual Personalise with 2 names (12 characters Each) and a message (up to 80 characters)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised 18th Birthday Glass Photo Frame" |
| "Personalise this 18th Birthday Black Glass Frame with 2 lines of 25 characters. '18' is standard text. Frame is Landscape and holds a 5"" by 7"" print. Frame comes with a stand, does not include wall fittings. Perfect for Birthdays. Weight: 0.53 KG Height: 19 CM Width: 24 CM Depth: 1.5 CM"
Price: 19.99 |
| "How Not to Be a Dick" |
| "On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dck. On the other hand, dcks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dikishness today. How Not to Be a Dck is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential d*ckishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too."
Price: 11.99 |
| "EcoSphere - Large" |
| "Each Ecosphere contains small shrimps, filtered seawater, algae, gorgonian and gravel which are all part of the working closed Ecosystem. All the surfaces act as hiding areas for the shrimp where micro-organisms can also attach themselves. The gorgonian (branch) is a non-living material and is hand cut for each individual Ecosphere. Therefore, no two Ecospheres are alike, making them truly unique gifts. It contains 12 to 15 shrimps and can be delivered within 5 to 7 days."
Price: 299.00 |
| "How To Be A Good Husband" |
| "The art of being a good husband is not an easy one. This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1930s who were reading one of the first modern self-help books. Illustrated with contemporary line-drawings, it contains advice by turns delightfully arcane and timelessly true, for example: Don't squeeze the tube of toothpaste from the top instead of from the bottom. This is one of the small things of life that always irritates a careful wife. Don't think that your wife has placed waste-paper baskets in the rooms as ornaments. Don't tell your wife terminological inexactitudes, which are, in plain English, lies. A woman has wonderful intuition for spotting even minor departures from the truth. Do cultivate the habit of coming down to breakfast with a smile. Remember that as the head of the house, it is your duty to see that everyone starts the day in an atmosphere of happiness. Don't criticise the food at your own table when you are entertaining and especially refrain from doing so before the servants."
Price: 4.99 |
| "Glitter Photo Frame - Large" |
| "Add a unique sparkle to your photos! Insert your most memorable pictures in the back of the frame and turn it to create a stunning glitter fall."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Man Up - 367 Classic Skills for the Modern Guy" |
| "From career to relationships and grooming to gaming and more, the guys' ultimate man-ual for living. For every guy too intimidated to ask a question for fear of seeming inexperienced and unworldly, here's a book to answer all (or most!) of life's pressing quandaries: How do you break off a friendship when it’s not working any longer? What should you cook when a date is coming over for dinner? How do you buy a used car and not get totally taken for a ride? How do you stop a charging dog? In Man Up!, journalist Paul O’Donnell and his team of knowledgeable experts tackle 367 of these tough questions, imparting their advice in short to-the-point answers. Organized thematically, Man Up! is packed with essential advice delivered in prose that is as entertaining to read as it is helpful and clever. The tips run the gamutfrom how to mix up a killer punch for a party to how to throw a punch when there is no other way out. Hip, engaging line drawings help to illustrate the advice, providing more than just sight gags. For every young man newly embarking on his independent adult life and for a guy at any age wanting to brush up on his skills, Man Up! is like having a trusted friend helping you along the wayexcept this friend has all the right answers!"
Price: 10.99 |
| "Personalised Haynes Explains The Pensioner Book" |
| "Wear and tear is a natural part of life, but with this handy manual your pensioner will keep ticking for years to come! Personalise with a name (12 characters) and a message (up to 80 characters)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Rattle Ring" |
| "The Nibbling Rattle Ring is one of our absolute favourite teething toys for infants and is sure to entertain a teething baby."
Price: 4.98 |
| "Dear Grandma - From You to Me Book" |
| "DESCRIPTION Dear Grandma (sketch design) is an award-winning journal filled with over 60 fun and inspiring questions carefully created to inspire any grandmother to tell her story probably one of the most valuable gifts you will ever buy. Everyone has stories to share about their own amazing life and it is so important to find ways to capture and treasure them. Dear Grandma contains 60 carefully designed questions to ask her about her life. Ask her to complete it carefully, adding photos and memorabilia along the way. Find out how things have changed throughout her life, what things did she do as a child that are different from today. What were her own parents really like and what adventures has she had in her life. Discover what your own mum or dad was like when they were young! What about your own relationship with your grandmother, what are her favourite memories of the times you have spent together and is there any advice she would like to give you? When you get her completed journal returned to you, this will be one of the most emotional presents you have ever received. A great gift for Mother's Day, Grandparent's Day, her birthday, an anniversary, Christmas or just because you care"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Bespoke Book Subscription" |
| "Perfect for the genre-hopping bookworm in your life, our Bespoke Book Club is completely tailored to their literary preferences. Simply tell us about the types of novels that they enjoy to read, and we'll select a range of books that you can be sure they'll love. A fantastic gift for the eclectic reader."
Price: 39.95 |
| "Personalised Mills & Boon Girls Guide - Happy Hour" |
| "Well-known for their daring fantasy worlds of romance and adventure, Mills and Boon have become a literary platform for women to exert their female independence. The Modern Girl's Guide to Happy Hour is a spoof guide for modern women on the happiest hour of the day. The book combines black and white photographs of the 20th century with the comical prose of Ada Adverse, the femme fatal who's here to lend you her wisdom and advice. The Mills and Boon Happy Hour Book explains the A Z of Happy Hour', told through Ada Adverse's examples. Perfect for ladies of leisure, personalise the cover of the hardback book with the recipient's Name and a Message on the opening title page. They'll be getting the most from Happy Hour' in no time."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Mug Cakes" |
| "Satisfy that sweet craving as soon as it strikes with Mug Cakes - over 30 recipes for quick and delicious cakes that require minimal time and effort. Mix a simple batter in a mug with a fork, using whatever ingredients you have in your cupboard, microwave for a few minutes, and zap! You have a heavenly cake to indulge in all by yourself. Mug Cakes shares basic recipes for simple favourites such as lemon, carrot or chocolate fondant cake, alongside recipes for more adventurous flavour combinations such as raspberry and green tea or blueberry and ricotta. You can even try recipes that push your mug-cake-making skills to the max - try marble mug cake or financier mug cake with red fruits. All you need is five minutes to spare, a microwave, and a serious cake craving!"
Price: 7.99 |
| "The Ladybird Book Of The Hangover" |
| "From bestselling authors Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris - a nugget of wisdom in the phenomenal Ladybirds for Grown Ups series. This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Dr Who Tardis Wallet" |
| "Half Moon Bay Doctor Who Folding Wallet and Gift Boxed Tardis"
Price: 11.99 |
