| "Toilet Golf" |
| "They say we spend around 92 days on the porcelain throne in a lifetime. Quite shocking, right? Think of all that time that could be spent on something much more productive! You could learn a new language, pick up the art of origami or memorise every continent in the world... Or if that doesn't quite tickle your pickle, why not make your loo break a bit more fun with our toilet golf set! You can practice your putting whilst you... well, you know! With an artificial putting green that fits snugly around the base, a cup with a flag, a telescopic putter, 2 golf balls and even a 'Do Not Disturb' door hanger, you can putt in peace with no risk of being disturbed. A fun gift for a golf lover that's sure to make those 92 days fly by! Contents: 1x Felt Putting Green, 1x Cup With Flag, 2x Plastic Golf Balls, 1x Putter, 1x Do Not Disturb SignDimensions: H40 x W50 x D4.5cm (approx.)Suitable for ages 4 and above"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Photo Frame Family Time Clock" |
| "A wonderfully unique gift for friends and family, a colourful clock that has space for 12 photos of loved ones. Our stunning aluminium Photo Frame Family Time Clock is the perfect addition to any room, fun and functional and a great way to remember special times and special people. Featuring a stylish contemporary design this fantastic clock will be guaranteed to please everyone on an hourly basis! Dimensions (entire clock): H40 x W40 x D8cm 8 frames for 4cm x 4cm photos; 4 frames for 4cm x 6.5cm photos"
Price: 24.99 |
| "Sat Nag" |
| "If they're prone to getting enraged on the roads, we've got just the gift!Our brilliant Sat Nag invention is completely useless, except to highlight just how infuriating a Sat Nav can be! With over 25 ""helpful"" comments delivered in that all-too familiar and slightly patronising voice, including classics such as 'At the next junction you'll be driven completely round the bend' and 'In 25 metres, pull over, so I can get out, slam the door and walk away...just so you can apologise and have no idea what you have done,' The Sat Nag features a holographic screen, complete with streets such as 'Earache Avenue' 'Moaning Road' and 'Backseat Drive' and realistic speedometer and distance icons and is sure to help them forget about their road rage (for the next mile at least!)A fun gift for a driver, whatever the occasion!Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 1.7cm Features: Lenticular screen, distances, road names and speedometerPlease note: Batteries included"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Relaxing Head Massager" |
| "Know someone who is always on-the-go? If they're not working hard, they're out networking with possible clients and colleagues. When do they stop? Encourage them to take some time out from their hectic schedule and indulge in some me-time, when you gift them with this head massager. Created from lightweight metal, it is specifically designed to target all of those little pressure points and nerve endings on the head and neck. Your needy recipient will feel wonderfully relaxed and invigorated, just in time to jump back into whatever the rest of the day is going to throw at them. Material: Metal"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Racing Grannies" |
| "Although grannies aren't always known for their racing skills, our Racing Grannies make a hilarious gift, and offer the perfect opportunity for anyone to put these high-performance pensioners to the test. These grannies feature movable arms, making it possible for them to race in two high-performance positions: upright shopping mode and bent-double, wind resistant, racing mode."
Price: 7.49 |
| "New Husband Voodoo Doll" |
| "Our New Husband Voodoo Doll is the perfect gift for anyone looking to make the most of their new partner! So, whether you're looking to get an extra bunch of flowers, go on a shopping trip, or even have a foot rub, just stick in the pins and hope for the best!"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Carve Your Own Card" |
| "Create your own unique postcard, carved into solid wood! Decorate the front of this wooden post card with any design you fancy, let your artistic side run wild and free or stick to the more traditional love heart and cupid's arrow."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Blue Sun Jar" |
| "Bring a little moonlight glow to your home with this fantastic Blue Sun Jar. Inspired by the traditional Mason jar with a high-tech touch, it's perfect for adding a beautiful blue glow to dark porches, bedrooms and windowsills!So how does it work? Solar power charges the battery inside the jar, and when darkness falls at night-time, the Blue Sun Jar automatically lights up, emitting a pale blue glow.When the jar is placed in sunlight, the solar cell creates an electrical current that charges the battery over a few hours. This energy is then used at night to power the three LED lamps inside the jar. The light is diffused by the frosted glass jar and gives the appearance of sunlight (blue coloured LED lights are used to give a pale blue glow).
There isn't a switch to turn the light on - in fact, there are no visible controls at all - just a clever light sensor inside which automatically activates the LED lights when it gets dark or the lights are turned out!
(There's an override switch under the lid if you would like to turn the light off at night)With a frosted finish to the glass, the
mason jar is completely watertight, so it can be used indoors or out. You can also leave the jar outside in any weather condition.Included is a rechargeable, 700 mAh NiMH battery. The battery charges best outside, in direct sunlight, and once it's fully charged, the Sun Jar will emit light for up to 5 hours.Material: Jar: Glass; stainless steel; thermal plastic rubber (TPR); plastic (PVC); electronic componentsDimensions (approx.): H16 x W11 x D11cmWeight: 0.896Kg"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Wedding Planner" |
| "Planning a wedding is no mean feat, is it? From finding caterers to choosing a wedding car, there's a lot to remember to make sure your big day runs smoothly! Our wedding planner is a great way to ensure nothing gets forgotten about! Including lists, prompts and ideas, the planner has been designed to provide a comprehensive approach to organising a wedding. Filled with pockets for storing clippings, a month-by-month calendar and much more, this book is a must have for their upcoming nuptials! Dimensions: 24 x 21.6 cm (approx.)"
Price: 19.99 |
| "101 Things To Do Before You're Old and Boring" |
| "An essential list of activities to ensure the reader may not be able help getting older, they will certainly never be boring! With pages to complete, checklists and even sticky stars to place on each page when they've completed the each activity, this is a great gift for anyone who plans to live each and every day."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Baby Print Canvas Gift Box" |
| "The perfect gift for proud parents, print babies feet onto canvas!"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised Baby Birth Clock" |
| "A beautiful, easy to read ceramic clock with a wonderful hand painted Stork design.Our Personalised Baby Birth Clock uses a quartz clock fitment with gilt hands and a hand painted gold design.The clock will make a lovely addition to any nursery or bedroom and the perfect gift for christenings, birthdays or to celebrate a new arrival!Made in the UKWhat Can I Put On My Clock?Personalise it with the name of the recipient in up to 25 characters, their birth date in up to 20 characters, their time of birth in up to 20 characters and their weight in up to 15 characters. Dimensions: 8.75"" (diameter)"
Price: 39.99 |
| "Gentleman's Ball Scratcher" |
| "Our Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is the perfect gift for any man who's ever found himself with an itch, and no privacy to give it a scratch. Silver-plated and designed to resemble a delicately sized hand, our Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is guaranteed to get into every single nook and cranny – without upsetting an unforeseen onlookers!"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Sun Jar - Sunshine In A Jar" |
| "If you can't resist creating a relaxing ambience with mood lighting (or are just reluctant to run up your electricity bill!) we've got something that's about to light up your life...Our sun jar is a lovely and alternative way to brighten up the home or garden! So how does it work, we hear you ask? Well, the light is diffused by the frosted jar to give the appearance of sunlight emitting from the warm coloured LED lights which are used to give a more natural and warm light.
You may have noticed that there is no switch on the sun jar. In fact, there are no visible controls at all, just a clever light solar sensor inside that automatically creates an electrical current to charge the battery cell and activate the light when it gets dark!
And as mason jars are completely water tight - so the Sun Jar can happily be left outside in any weather conditions.
A perfect garden light or night light for a kids bedroom and a great gift, whatever the occasion!Features: Solar cell, Low energy LED lampDimensions: H16 x W10 x D10cm (approx.) Please note: For best results the Sun Jar should be switched off whilst charging to conserve battery life. Charge time takes around 3 hours to give you 5 hours of continuous glow. "
Price: 19.99 |
| "Your Family History Gift Box" |
| "This gift box not only allows the recipient to discover the history behind their surname, but it also provides them with hints and tips to help them trace their own family history. Simply choose the surname you'd like to discover the history behind (it doesn't have to be your surname), send in your registration form (or fill it in online) and the team of heraldic and genealogical researchers will send you a certificate with the history of the surname. The gift box also provides you with information on how to research your family history. Researching your family tree can take years and years, and the included leaflets will give you handy tips on how to make a start. Once you've found out the names of your ancestors, you can add them to the included, blank family history wall chart.Worried that you won't be able to find information about an unusual surname? The team of heraldic and genealogical researchers behind Your Family History Gift Box have researched more than 80,000 different surnames, so they will hopefully have information on your chosen surname. Occasionally, a surname can be impossible to research and, in this case, you can choose another surname for the team to research.Inside the gift tin you'll find:Welcome Letter (and explanation of your gift)Gift Registration FormTracing Your Family History BookletTracing Your Family History in the US LeafletHistory of Surnames LeafletOrigins of Surnames LeafletFamily History Wall ChartPlease note: If the recipient has a double-barrelled surname, the team of researchers can only look into the history of the first part of the surname."
Price: 19.99 |
| "How To Drink & Not Look Like An Idiot Book" |
| "We all have that friend who has a few drinks with dinner and, before you know it, they're up on the table dancing the macerena! The next morning they have no knowledge of the previous night's events, but one thing they are sure of is that they're still wearing their clothes (including shoes) and the living room smells like a liquor store! Is there any cure for such brutal hangovers? Perhaps not, but how about if they could learn what and how to drink in order to avoid such horrendous morning-after-the-night-before experiences? This book, entitled 'How To Drink And Not Look Like An Idiot' answers all the questions we once thought were unanswerable. The art of drinking, if you will. What drinks should you pair with what food? How can you stop yourself from getting a hangover? And even, how to arrange the best drinks cabinet! A great gift for someone who likes their booze but can't enjoy it as much without the fear of the next day. Perfect for milestone birthdays, you can soften the blow of turning a certain age with reassurance that they can still blow off steam once in a while! Dimensions: 18.6 x 12.3cm"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Drinking Games Pack" |
| "So, the party's in everyone's diary and the booze list is ever growing in preparation for the celebration of the century! Be it the end of exams, a milestone birthday or hen and stag do, such occasions call for one thing and one thing only... drinking games! However, when drinking games are mentioned does the whole room seem to fall silent as everyone looks round expecting someone else to come up with what to play? Well, say goodbye to wasted drinking time and hello to the booziest book soon-to-be on your shelf! With playing cards, a ping-pong ball, masking tape and sticky notes, this Drinking Games Pack has everything you need for a raucous night! Each page has a different game on it, alongside instructions on how to play, so there's no excuse for anyone getting the rules wrong! Just add the alcohol...
Please drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Dinner With Mr Darcy Recipe Book" |
| "Key Features: Full-colour images with white embossed hardback coverIncludes recipes, quotes, table arrangements and much more! An absolute must for the kitchen of an old romantic!Our wonderful book contains delectable recipes inspired by the works of Jane Austin. So whether you want to lure your Mr Darcy through his love of great cuisine, or you want to replicate the ball at Netherfield, these delicious adapted recipes will be sure to transport you to a 19th Century English country estate. It boasts an elegant pink cover, with a white embossed frame design, black chandelier, and two-person table setting. Open up to beautiful full-colour images of delightful dishes, from fresh pea soup to English muffins lathered with butter and marmalade. Format: HardbackDimensions: H23.9 x W20.1 x D2.3cmPages: 160"
Price: 16.99 |
| "Busy B Baby Girl Journal" |
| "When a baby comes into your life, it's hard to remember what it was like before. How did you spend the days before they were filled with nappy changes, baby cuddles and late night feeds? It's an experience like no other and every baby is unique, so you should document your journey from start to finish, so you can reminisce when they're all grown up! This wonderful memory book would be a lovely gift for soon-to-be parents expecting a little girl. The baby pink and ivory polka dot hardback cover boasts an adorable image of a teddy bear and ties at the side with a ribbon. Open up to find four separate sections.... 'Before I Arrived', which leaves room for family information, family trees and general notes on what life was like before the baby. 'Welcome To The World', which includes the day she was born, has a beautifully colourful page adorned with balloons with space for messages to be written and memories of her first week. 'My First Year', in which you can keep a month by month scrap book and page full of 'firsts'. And the final section, 'Special Memories & Growing Up' which has an undated scrapbook to scribble on for as long as you like. With fold out pages for photographs, hand and footprints, notes and memories, use the included stickers and keepsakes to create a truly personal life document. Dimensions: H24 x W21 x D3cm Weight: 520g"
Price: 19.99 |
| "Busy B Baby Boy Journal" |
| "The birth of a baby is something that's sure to change your life. From the minute you find out you're pregnant to the day he goes off to uni and moves into his own home, every day is bound to bring something new. It's always nice to remember unique life milestones, and you can do just that with this beautiful book of memories. Open up to find four separate sections.... 'Before I Arrived', which leaves room for family information, family trees and general notes on what life was like before the baby. 'Welcome To The World', which includes the day he was born, has a beautifully colourful page adorned with balloons with space for messages to be written and memories of his first week. 'My First Year', in which you can keep a month by month scrap book and page full of 'firsts'. And the final section, 'Special Memories & Growing Up' which has an undated scrapbook to scribble on for as long as you like. With fold out pages for photographs, hand and footprints, notes and memories, use the included stickers and keepsakes to create a truly personal life document. The blue and white polka dot cover boasts a sweet teddy bear drawing and ties at the sides with a white ribbon. Dimensions: H24 x W21 x D3cm Weight: 520g"
Price: 19.99 |
| "A Man’s Guide To Having A Baby" |
| "You're about to become a big-time papa and it's only just sinking in. The little one is months away and you've only just realised you don't know your nappies from your dummies. Are you ready for this, soon-to-be-daddies? No, of course you're not! Who is? Preparing for a baby is difficult. You can have everything you need prepared. The cot, the buggie and the endless supply of muslin cloths, but nothing can truly prepare you for such an amazing experience that is first time parenthood. From how to swaddle them in their favourite blanket, to preparing the bottles for feeds that may (will) occur at unsociable hours, this beautifully written self-help book encourages men to embrace their fears and run at them. Beginning with the first 9 months of pregnancy, covering anything from a woman's changing body to potential medical issues, it goes on to talk about the birth itself before giving tips on taking the baby home for the first time and anything of use for the following 12 months. An easy-to-digest manual that no man should embrace fatherhood without! Dimensions: H18.8 x W12.7 x D1.5cm Pages: 112"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Macallan Whisky Gift Box - Established Year" |
| "When the working week is over and you've loosened your tie and unbuttoned that shirt, it's time for that very important date with your armchair - whisky in hand, of course! And as you reach for your favourite malt from the drinks cabinet, do you ever wonder why we hide our favourite whisky in a cupboard with the other, less worthy, spirits? A good bottle of whisky needs to be displayed with pride, right?! Our personalised wooden gift box makes the ideal home for your favourite tipple, and comes with a bottle of Macallan that you can add to your collection! Made from natural wood, the gift box reads '[Name & Surname] Est. [Year] Scotch Whisky' in a stylish block font. You can personalise the lid of the box with a name of your choice and a date to be engraved inside a lovely oval border, so everyone will know who it belongs to! A lovely gift whatever the occasion, whether it's their birthday, an anniversary or you just want to show them how much they mean - it's sure to malt, sorry, melt their heart! What Can I Put On My Gift Box? Personalise it with two names of your choice, using up to 16 characters. Use our innovative preview feature to see how your personalisation will look. Simply enter the names you wish to appear and press the Preview button. About Our WhiskyMade in Craigellachie, Scotland by the Machallan distillers, this single malt has a warm and soothing finish. Matured in oak casks, the colour is significantly deeper and more complex than other malts. Offering hints of vanilla, orange and ginger aromas there's a subtle sweetness that's palatable and can be enjoyed neat or with a drop of water to unleash the flavours. Contents: 1x Wooden Gift Box, 1x Bottle of Whisky Dimensions (approx.): Wooden Gift Box: H35 x W11 x D10.5cmMaterial: Gift Box: FSC-sourced Tung woodPlease note: As our wine boxes are made from all-natural FSC wood, they may contain small, natural blemishes.Capacity: 70cl Volume: 43% Please drink responsibly - www.drinkaware.co.uk"
Price: 74.99 |
| "Personalised Key Shaped Keyring - Santa's Key" |
| "In this day and age, we know that you don't expect Santa to come down the chimney! (We wouldn't want him treading soot into the carpet, would we?!) Everyone knows he has a spare key, of course! And it's not just any spare key, it has to have a worthy keyring, right? With a smooth finish, our personalised wooden keyring is made from oak and is shaped like a classic key. With an extra large ring for all of your keys, you can add a message of your choice to be engraved in a variety of script and block fonts. So whether you want to add the family surname or just let Santa know where to stop, it's sure to get everyone in the festive mood!A great gift this Christmas!Made in the UKWhat Can I Put On My Keyring?You can personalise the keyring with a message of your choice, using up to 40 characters to be engraved over two lines. Use our innovative preview feature to see how your chosen personalisation will look, simply type in the first and second initial and press the Preview button. Material: Solid oak (sourced from a sustainable forest), finished with Danish oil Dimensions: H6.5 x W6cm (metal hoop: dia. 5.5cm) Care instructions: Treat with a little olive oil or Danish oil to revive the natural lustre. "
Price: 14.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Table Numbers, Pack Of 12" |
| "If your wedding could be something from the set of a 1940s film, then we're thinking you'll want every part of it to be as authentic as possible. From every lace trim on the table cloths to each of the groomsmen's perfect side partings. Continue the stylish theme at the table with these quaint kraft paper table number cards. Each rectangular design has a semi-circular cut-out border with a black frame on the outside. The number is written in a large black classic font and underlined, with 'Table [One]' written beneath. With enough for twelve tables, they would look beautiful placed on an old-fashioned stand in the centre so each guest can make their way to the table with ease. A must-have vintage masterpiece. Dimensions: H15.5 x W10.5cmContents: Table numbers 1-12"
Price: 6.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Just Married Ribbon, 4 Metres" |
| "You've designed every inch of your big day to ensure that it represents you and your soon-to-be hubby as much as possible. From the colour of the table cloths to the brightness of the dance floor lighting, it's exactly how you want it to be. If you want to give your guests a lasting reminder of the two of you, then why not wrap your party favours in this beautiful ribbon? Reading 'Just Married' in a black typewriter font, the frayed white material is vintage-inspired, as if cut from an aging piece of cloth and reinvented for you. Tie gift boxes in disheveled bows to add intrigue and romance to each table setting. Dimensions: L4 x W2cm "
Price: 6.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Candy Bar Hessian Bunting" |
| "Whether you're celebrating a wedding, engagement or a birthday, we know that a party is all about spending time with family and friends, having a boogie and (more importantly!) tucking into some sweet treats! From butter cream-topped cupcakes to jars of retro sweets - we're getting a little hungry just thinking about it! If you've got an upcoming occasion to celebrate, we think our hessian bunting is a great way of letting your guests know exactly where they can get their sugar fix! Reading 'Candy Bar' in white lettering with three love heart motifs, the triangular bunting is made from rustic hessian and is perfect for adding that vintage touch to the celebrations!Which way is the buffet then?!Material: Hessian Length: 1.5m"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Pastel Perfection Gold Star Garland" |
| "Party planning can often be a hectic affair, can't it? From sending out invitations, arranging the buffet and decorating the venue, there's a lot to think about - and usually little time to do it in! We know that party decoration can often fall a little flat, and we know that when you've invested time and effort into the food and the venue, the décor needs to be up to scratch, right? Our Pastel Perfection range of party-ware is ideal for anything from birthdays and weddings to baby showers and summer parties! The gold star garland is sure to add a bit of sparkle to the festivities! Featuring glittery stars hanging on string, you can hang it over the buffet table or at the entrance, and give your party the star quality it deserves! Dimensions: 5 metres Material: String, card, glitterColour: Gold"
Price: 5.99 |
| "A Vintage Affair Brown & Green Finger Print Tree" |
| "A wedding guestbook is a great idea. A lovely way for each of your loved ones to wish you all the best for the future, while thanking you for a fantastic day. The only problem is, finding the time to sit and flick through each handwritten message can be almost impossible, meaning all those wonderful sentiments go to waste! If you're looking for an alternative way for your family and friends to leave their mark on your day, then why not opt for this beautifully unique tree print? Complete with brown and green inks, all they have to do is put their finger prints on the end of each branch, to create a blooming, leafy tree. The black outline drawing of the branches and trunk are simple yet artistic, contrasting with what the guests create. And it reads 'Our Wedding Day' beneath in a black script font.A lovely representation of the way your relationships have blossomed throughout the years. Dimensions: A3 (H42 x W30cm)Material: CanvasContents: 2 x green ink pads, 1 x brown ink pad, 1 x how-to instruction signPlease note: Excludes frame "
Price: 9.99 |
| "The Gift Of Nothing" |
| "Do you have that one family member who you always find really tough to buy presents for? It's not necessarily that they're picky, rather they always say 'Oh, don't get me anything!' instead... not helpful! Well have you ever considered getting them the gift of nothing? Before you go mad and worry about how it would make you look giving them nothing, we don't literally mean nothing. We mean this innovative clear ball of 'nothingness' of course. Never again will you have to worry about gift receipts and disappointed faces as there'll be nothing for them to complain about! This new style of gift giving will be sure to change the way you view the stresses of the festive period while giving the recipient a good chuckle. Dimensions: Dia: 8cm "
Price: 6.99 |
| "Personalised Square Cake Tin" |
| "If their kitchen is usually filled with the smell of bread baking or their infamous cupcakes, it sounds like you've got a budding baker on your hands! And when they've invested time, love and care into their bakes, storing them in tin foil once they're out of the oven just doesn't cut it, does it? You need a tin - and not just any tin! Our personalised keepsake tin is great for storing their sweet treats! Made from metal with a crisp white finish, you can personalise the lid of the tin with a name, a word and either a heart or star symbol and a message, such as 'Beth's Bakes, Star Baker.' The keepsake tin is also ideal for storing tools for a DIY lover or keen gardener, the choice is yours! Choose from a range of font colours, so no matter what their hobby, they'll always have somewhere to store the important stuff! A great gift, whatever the occasion! What Can I Put On My Tin?Personalise it with a name, using up to 12 characters, a word, such as 'Bakes', using up to 8 characters, a message, using up to 22 characters and choose from either heart or a star symbol and a font colour. Please note: We will personalise the tin exactly how it is entered so please ensure all spelling and capitalisation is correct. Personalised items are made to order and therefore are non-refundable.Material: TinDimensions: H16 x W16 x D6.5cmFont colour options: Duck Egg Blue, Spring Green, Pastel Blue, Sage Green, Vintage Pink, French Grey, Peach, Gold, Raspberry, Plum, Beetroot, Slate Grey, Wine, Racing Green, Navy, Black"
Price: 27.99 |
