| "Lexon MINO TWS Bluetooth Speaker - Light Gold" |
| "Lexon MINO X Water-resistant Bluetooth Speaker"
Price: 29.99 |
| "Wireless Touch Speaker" |
| "This Wireless Touch Speaker is great for a tech geek! Listen to all your favourite tunes without the annoying baggage."
Price: 17.99 |
| "The Ladybird Book Of The Mid Life Crisis" |
| "From bestselling authors Jason Hazeley and Joel Morris - a nugget of wisdom in the phenomenal Ladybirds for Grown Ups series. This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them. The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Sneaker Socks - Blue" |
| "Silly Socks have taken the country by storm and socks are getting sillier by the minute! Silly Socks are ordinary socks with shoe designs printed onto them a clever gag that gets worn again and again. Choose from a whole range of hilarious designs from Sneaker Socks to Halloween socks to the famous Sandal Socks. They put all other socks to shame!"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Personalised Haynes Explains The Teenager Book" |
| "The Teenager's gearbox is automatic and can shift between gears at random. Learn how to keep and maintain your teenager until this horrible period is over! Personalise with a name (12 characters) and a message (up to 80 characters)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Chocolate Biscuits" |
| "The quintessential British snack - but with our signature Choc on Choc twist! This beautifully detailed collection of seven solid chocolate biscuits features all your old tea-break favourites: the buttery Custard Cream, the decadent Bourbon, the fun Party Ring, the gooey Jammie Dodger, the timeless chocolate Digestive, and - just for that nostalgia hit - two of the good old Pink Wafers. Handmade from the finest Belgian milk and white chocolate, these best-selling biscuits are perfect for practically any occasion, be it a special coffee morning, a glamorous dinner party, or simply as a gift that everyone will love. Handmade from Belgian milk & white chocolate Coloured with natural carmine Shelf life 1 year (if you can resist)"
Price: 11.99 |
| "The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes" |
| "Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that 'it's in the way that you tell them', Dads - for the best part of forever - have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say - jokes that will make you groan, sigh ...and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers - but don't tell your dad that, it'll only encourage him! Word count: 35,000"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Dear Mum - From You to Me Book" |
| "You will have seen great photos of your Mum when she was a young lady, but do you know what she was thinking as she posed for the camera? Yes, she really did have a life before you came along and her life changed forever as she took on the responsibility of being a mother. Everyone has stories to share about their own amazing life and it is so important to find ways to capture and treasure them. Dear Mum contains 60 carefully designed questions to ask her about her life. Ask her to complete it carefully, adding photos and memorabilia along the way. Find out what her own parents were really like, where she went on holiday when she was a child, how she met your Dad and what was that special piece of music that they had just for them'. What about your own relationship with her, what did she think of you as a child, what really made her proud and what advice would she give you now? When you get her completed journal returned to you, this will be one of the most emotional presents you have ever received. A great gift for Mother's Day, her birthday, Christmas or just because you care"
Price: 11.99 |
| "Crap Taxidermy" |
| "You won't know whether to laugh or cry at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, brought to you courtesy of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. The site's plethora of bad taxidermy examples - including a squirrel riding a rattlesnake like a cowboy, and various anatomically imaginative renderings of all creatures great and small - have proved hugely popular. Here the very best of the worst stuffed animals are brought together in one full-colour volume; with additional features including a DIY 'Stuff Your Own Mouse' lesson, and an author's introduction to the craze for getting stuffed."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Polka Face Ladies Socks" |
| "With their distinctive combination of dots and dashes, could our Polka Face oddsocks be trying to send you a Morse code message? Well if they are, it could only be an SOS: Savour Our Socks! The Polka dots couldn't be more dotty if they'd been designed by Dot Cotton in one of her dotty moods, and the dashes are more dashing than a 100 Metre runner making a dash for it. Six individual designs give you 15 dotty"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Personalised Floral Notepad" |
| "Personalise this Vintage Floral A5 Notebook with 2 lines of 20 characters on the front. All notebooks contain 40 double sided lined pages. Ideal for Birthdays, Christmas, Mothers Day."
Price: 6.99 |
| "F In Exams: The Best Test Paper Blunders" |
| "Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to childhood and enters adultery. Q: How can you prevent milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Weve all been there. Youve been studying hard, the day of the BIG test arrives, you turn over the paper, and what the *&%@ does that mean?! Not a clue. Some students, rather than admit defeat, choose to adopt a more creative approach to answering those particularly awkward exam questions. Packed full of hilarious examples, this book will bring a smile to the face of teachers, parents and students alike and anyone whos ever had to sit a test."
Price: 6.99 |
| "I Could Pee on This" |
| "Cat lovers can rejoice in the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular mind of house cats. In this fully illustrated book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans, With titles like 'Who Is That on Your Lap?, This is My Chair, Kneel Before Me, Nudge, and Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs, the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, I Could Pee on This shows cats at their wackiest and most lovable."
Price: 8.99 |
| "Dear Grandad - From You to Me Book" |
| "Dear Grandad (sketch design) is an award-winning journal filled with over 60 fun and inspiring questions carefully created to inspire any grandfather to tell his story probably one of the most valuable gifts you will ever buy. Everyone has stories to share about their own amazing life and it is so important to find ways to capture and treasure them. Dear Grandad contains 60 carefully designed questions to ask him about his life. Ask him to complete it carefully, adding photos and memorabilia along the way. Find out how things have changed throughout his life, what things did he do as a child that are different from today. What were his own parents really like and what adventures has he had in her life. Discover what your own Mum or Dad was like when they were young! What about your own relationship with your grandfather, what are his favourite memories of the times you have spent together and is there any advice he would like to give you? When you get his completed journal returned to you, this will be one of the most emotional presents you have ever received. A great gift for Father's Day, Grandparent's Day, his birthday, an anniversary, Christmas or just because you care"
Price: 11.99 |
| "The Sock Exchange Weekend Mens Socks" |
| "The Weekend? Have a lay-in, watch the footie, have drinks with mates, grab a curry.....if only!! We know you will end up washing the car, mowing the grass, calling your mum, standing outside shops, need we say more? Take a break- it's the weekend! Visit friends, walk in the park, eat, drink and be merry. And now your feet can have some fun with United Oddsocks Sock Exchange Weekend. 6 colourful oddsocks designed especially to get your feet in the party mood. You may not be able to resist them for five days in a row though- but don't worry, they will make you look fantastic any day of the week. United Oddsocks Sock Exchange Weekend, 6 oddsocks to mix and mismatch giving you 15 fun-filled combinations. Designed in the UK by United Oddsocks. Socks made in Turkey, Packaging produced and assembled in the UK. These socks are made of: 80% Cotton 19% Polyamide 1% Elastane Size: UK 6-11 EUR 39-46 US 6.5-11.5"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Don'ts For Wives" |
| "Don'ts for Husbands and Don'ts for Wives are facsimile editions of the original books published by A&C Black in 1913. Each pocket-sized book contains hundreds of snippets of entertaining advice for a happy marriage, which rings true almost 100 years after it was written. The reissued titles are ideal Christmas stocking fillers, and gifts for weddings, engagements and anniversaries. Advice appears under the following chapters: 1. Personalities 2. How to Avoid Discord 3. Habits 4. Financial Matters 5. Evenings at Home 6. Jealousy 7. Recreation 8. Food 9. Dress 10. Entertaining 11. Household Management 12. Children 'Among the bon mots there is much wisdom. They would make great stocking fillers, or wedding anniversary gifts!' Good Book Guide (October 2007)"
Price: 3.99 |
| "Personalised Haynes Explains Marriage Book" |
| "Pillow torque, spare tyres, and the do's and don'ts for marriage are all covered in this personalised 'technical' manual Personalise with 2 names (12 characters Each) and a message (up to 80 characters)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Personalised 18th Birthday Glass Photo Frame" |
| "Personalise this 18th Birthday Black Glass Frame with 2 lines of 25 characters. '18' is standard text. Frame is Landscape and holds a 5"" by 7"" print. Frame comes with a stand, does not include wall fittings. Perfect for Birthdays. Weight: 0.53 KG Height: 19 CM Width: 24 CM Depth: 1.5 CM"
Price: 19.99 |
| "How Not to Be a Dick" |
| "On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dck. On the other hand, dcks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dikishness today. How Not to Be a Dck is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential d*ckishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too."
Price: 11.99 |
| "The Senior Moments Memory Workout" |
| "Acute absentmindedness, fuzzy thinking, head-scratching confusion: those are just a few symptoms of the dreaded senior moment! Fortunately, the Senior Moments Memory Workout is here to keep them at bay! Created by world-renowned senior momentologist Tom Friedman, it features a collection of engaging quizzes, puzzles, brainteasers and memory challenges, as well as sound advice and historical anecdotes to reassure sufferers they're not alone. You don't have to be a senior to use it: people of all ages can benefit from these brain-strengthening techniques."
Price: 8.99 |
| "EcoSphere - Large" |
| "Each Ecosphere contains small shrimps, filtered seawater, algae, gorgonian and gravel which are all part of the working closed Ecosystem. All the surfaces act as hiding areas for the shrimp where micro-organisms can also attach themselves. The gorgonian (branch) is a non-living material and is hand cut for each individual Ecosphere. Therefore, no two Ecospheres are alike, making them truly unique gifts. It contains 12 to 15 shrimps and can be delivered within 5 to 7 days."
Price: 299.00 |
| "How To Be A Good Husband" |
| "The art of being a good husband is not an easy one. This little guide was written for the middle classes of the 1930s who were reading one of the first modern self-help books. Illustrated with contemporary line-drawings, it contains advice by turns delightfully arcane and timelessly true, for example: Don't squeeze the tube of toothpaste from the top instead of from the bottom. This is one of the small things of life that always irritates a careful wife. Don't think that your wife has placed waste-paper baskets in the rooms as ornaments. Don't tell your wife terminological inexactitudes, which are, in plain English, lies. A woman has wonderful intuition for spotting even minor departures from the truth. Do cultivate the habit of coming down to breakfast with a smile. Remember that as the head of the house, it is your duty to see that everyone starts the day in an atmosphere of happiness. Don't criticise the food at your own table when you are entertaining and especially refrain from doing so before the servants."
Price: 4.99 |
| "Sandal Socks" |
| "Silly Socks have taken the country by storm and socks are getting sillier by the minute! Silly Socks are ordinary socks with shoe designs printed onto them a clever gag that gets worn again and again. The Perfect Novelty Gift!"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Personalised Golf Tees - Pack of 4" |
| "Personalise this set of four golf tees with any name up to 13 characters. Ornamental use only. Ideal for Birthday, Fathers Day"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Yoga Dogs" |
| "Relax, breathe in and hold it, stretch and stop that tail from wagging. YOGA DOGS created by award-winning professional photographer, Dan Borris, is a whimsical view of our most faithful companions engaged in an activity you wouldn t normally associate with canine antics! The hilarious collection of photographs captures a broad cross-section of loveable canines doing yoga. What makes this brand even more unique, is that these are real photos of real dogs positioned in classic yoga postures created using computer wizardry. Target Consumer:- animal lovers aged 0-99 years. Other products available:- calendars, greetings cards, bookmarks, keyrings, magnets, ceramic mugs and posters."
Price: 4.99 |
| "Flamingo Mug" |
| "Mugs don't get much better than this! From the fun Tropical Summer collection, this mug features a flamingo head shaped handle and the favourite pink chevron pattern. A pretty item that is full of detail."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Doodling For Cat People" |
| "Doodling for Cat People is designed to appeal to seasoned artists and doodle enthusiasts alike. Packed with more than 50 fun and inspirational prompts, doodling exercises, and feline-related factoids, professional illustrator Gemma Correll sparks the imagination and spurs cat lovers to explore, experiment, and brainstorm ways to draw and doodle their favorite furry friends with her cute and clever art style. The artist's simple, unique, and whimsical approach is sure to inspire, entertain, and guide artists of any skill level. Doodlers will find inspiration for drawing different types of cats, cats in outfits, cats in action, and even kitty accessories. An interactive book, Doodling for Cat People demonstrates how to draw whimsical kitty doodles, while encouraging artists and doodle enthusiasts to develop their own style and techniques. With its portable format and plenty of open doodling pages, this quirky doodle book is perfect for on-the-go creative types."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Personalised Haynes Explains The Baby Book" |
| "Transportation, night-time storage, and routine maintenance guides will have you parenting like a pro Personalise with a name (12 characters) and a message (up to 80 characters)"
Price: 14.99 |
| "Age Doesn't Matter Unless You're a Cheese" |
| "Full of surprise, insight, humour, perspective, celebration, inspiration and a kind of offhand, poignant poetry, AGE DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS YOU'RE A CHEESE - title courtesy of Billie Burke - shares hundreds of the best things men and women over sixty have said about how to love, work, laugh and live. Collected by authors with a perfect ear for quotes, Kathryn and Ross Petras, whose The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Calendar, and other titles together have over 2.5 million copies in print, AGE DOESN'T MATTER brings together Albert Einstein's equation for happiness, Colette on the virtues of astonishment and Julia Child's secret of longevity: ""Red meat and gin."""
Price: 6.99 |
| "Crafting With Cat Hair" |
| "Are your favorite sweaters covered with cat hair? Are there fur balls piled up in every corner of your home? And do you love to make quirky and one-of-a-kind crafting projects? If so, it's time to throw away your lint roller and curl up with your kitty! ""Crafting with Cat Hair"" shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From kitty tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more, these projects are cat-friendly, eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour-with a little help, of course, from your feline friends!"
Price: 11.99 |
