| "Bullshit Button" |
| "Brilliant on a desk! The moment you get a whiff press the button and stop the perpetrator in their tracks. 5 different responses."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Make Your Own Chocolate Pizza" |
| "The kit comes with a 7"" pizza tin, high quality ingredients including white chocolate flakes, jelly beans and rainbow drops with full instructions perfectly served up in a pizza box... everyone can now make a delicious 7"" gourmet chocolate pizza! Enjoy the fun of making your own chocolate pizza, or spread the fun and send one as a gift. If you really want to... do both!"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Pain 100% Chilli Sauce" |
| "There are several levels of pain. The pain levels are marked with the percent of pain you experience. The higher the percent the more pain and less flavor. Although there are chilliheads that will argue, that the more the pain the better the flavor. Pain 100 percent is the most pain you can receive from this line of sauces."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Double Delight Chocolate Pizza 7""" |
| "Our Double Delight pizza combines our two top sellers, Crunchy Munchy and Heavenly Honeycomb. Pizza Base: Belgian milk chocolate Pizza Toppings: Crunchy Munchy: brownie biscuit, vanilla fudge and white chocolate curls. Heavenly Honeycomb: vanilla fudge, milk and white chocolate honeycomb balls. Contains: Milk, egg and soya This product is made in an environment that uses nuts. Suitable for a vegetarian diet. Not suitable for a gluten free diet."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Mini Chocolate Pizza Gift Pack" |
| "These mini pizzas are approximately 4"" across and soooo lovely ! In their own little mini pizza box, they are a delight, a lovely gift, party bag present, wedding favor or for any occasion."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Chocolate Pizza Crunchy Munchy 7''" |
| "Love our large Chocolate Pizzas, but don't fancy sharing? Then this 7"" Crunchy Munchy is ideal! Superb for smaller budgets and appetites, this yummy treat is made from the finest Belgian chocolate, fudge, brownie pieces and white chocolate shavings, just like the larger version. Pre cut into 8 slices, it comes presented in a pizza box and makes a superb gift for any occasion! ALLERGY WARNING: Made in a place that handles nuts. Contains milk, soya and egg. Suitable for Vegetarians. Not gluten free"
Price: 10.99 |
| "Personalised Caution Chefs Hat" |
| "For the not so amazing chef! White chef's hat, printed with the text CAUTION [name] COOKING in bright red. Personalise with a name of up to 10 characters. Made from 100% polyester. Easy to wash."
Price: 16.99 |
| "Grow Me - Snore Ease" |
| "Sleep easy with this restful gift box which includes everything needed to grow your own soothing eucalyptus! The ideal little extra and suitable for everyone that is prone to a night-time snore or two!"
Price: 6.99 |
| "I Can't Adult Today Mug" |
| "The Metallic Monochrome collection features a simple monochrome palette with a touch of sparkle. The metallic accents give a glamourous finish, and the happy and inspiring quotes add an element of positivity. A versatile collection which adds charm to everyday homeware items. Please note you must not microwave this item. We are happy to tell you, however, that this mug is dishwasher safe."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Anti Fart Pills" |
| "Large Mints - Anti Farting (Non Medicinal) Miracle Pills to suppress unwelcome smells and embarrassing noises"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Pig Of Doom Pork Crackling Gift Jar" |
| "The Pig of Doom is the Snaffling Pig's spice lunatic brother. Granted, he's a bit melodramatic and there's no actual end of world darkness involved with his concoction, but its fair to say these bad boys don't mess about. The heat comes from Bhut Jolokia chilli (aka 'Ghost Chilli'), which is one of the hottest chillies in the world and it's one that keeps on building once snaffled. These are only for the spice loving brave; we've seen a few people shed a tear or two taking them on. That said, if you're a Man vs Food type challenge loving swine, then they are right up your street/farm."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Perfectly Salted Pork Crackling Gift Jar" |
| "Take one high quality, reusable jar, fill it with what we reckon is close to porky utopia and what have you got? Yup, the perfect gift for the one you piggin' love. Either that, or quite a strange ornament. Our Perfectly Salted may not be the most flamboyant of flavours, but what it lacks in avante garde thrills it more than makes up for in brilliant basics: Crispy, salty awesomeness. Think of it as Team SP's the ever-present holding midfielder- others might have occasional fancier tricks and brighter boots, but this one is always the first name down on the team sheet. The nutritionist pig says these bad boys are gluten free."
Price: 14.99 |
| "Grow Your Own Marijuana" |
| "Do you have a 420 friend who doesn't like to break the rules? This box contains everything they'll need to grow Cleome - the copy cat plant which looks and smells like the real deal, without the hassle of law enforcement. You'll find all the essentials to get you started inside this gift box: cleome seeds, pots, compost discs, and plant markers. Disclaimer: Does not contain marijuana."
Price: 9.99 |
| "Flashing Food Topper" |
| "Brighten your doughnuts, cakes, burgers & burritos in fact, turn any meal into a feast by spiking the legs into your chosen treat. Activate the 45 second light display with the push button on the back. The letters are illuminated by LEDs and flash the affirmation in sequence ""Eat. Me. Eat. Me. Eat. Me"" Turn your food selfies into a mini Las Vegas photo opportunity Instagram won't know what's hit it! - Endlessly re-useable for multiple dinnertime goodness. Get stuck in."
Price: 5.10 |
| "Emotive Poop Mug With Lid" |
| "Fun Collectable Ceramic Poop with Lid Emotive Mug Our shaped handle mugs are novelty and come in a great range of themes and designs. They are all food safe but cannot be used in the dishwasher or microwave. Made from ceramics they will definitely be a talking point at the dinner table or in the office canteen."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Slush Puppie Syrup - Cherry" |
| "Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Slush Puppie Syrup - Blue Raspberry" |
| "Official Slush Puppie syrups Brilliant flavouring, full of rich taste Each bottle provides flavouring for up to 4 litres of slush 500ml bottle Mix 1 part syrup to five parts water Perfect for use with our Slush Puppie Machine"
Price: 6.99 |
| "Don't Be A Prick Cactus Mug" |
| "We all know that cacti live in very dry environments with very little water, but not this Cactus, he's different."
Price: 9.99 |
| "F*ck Off Pineapple Eye Mask" |
| "This is an absolutely hilarious fashion accessory for when you're on the move! Let everyone know they should leave you alone without needing to say it! Perfect for those long flights when the trolley-dollies tend to wake you up just as you fall asleep. This eye mask is made with pink back ground and yellow pineapple in a polyester material with the slogan on the front saying ""FUCK OFF"" .Guaranteed to put a smile on everyone's faces! One size fits all. The eye mask comes packed in an acetate sleeve"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Up Yours Mug" |
| "Say it straight with the Up Yours Mug. Ideal as a Secret Santa gift for your favourite colleague or even your boss, the Up Yours mug is the gift that just keeps on giving. From the outside, the mug looks rather inconspicuous: the surprise 3D gesture will only reveal itself as the victim finishes their tea. Keep it at home or in the office for the days when you need a bit of cheering up, choose your victim and then offer to make them a nice cuppa!"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Grow It - Cactus" |
| "Grow your own cactus kit"
Price: 12.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler White Chocolate Raspberries" |
| "A very special, very indulgent treat. Sweet, dried raspberries dipped in creamy white chocolate before being rolled in strawberry powder. And yes, they really are every bit as good as that sounds. Presented to you in our signature, kilner-style jars with ceramic lid."
Price: 6.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Acacia Honeycomb In A Tin" |
| "With Acacia honey this fine you need do nothing more to showcase it’s delicate floral flavour other than take the honeycomb straight from the hive, cut it into slabs and present it in its own presentation tin."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Chocolate Brownies In Tall Tin" |
| "Is it a cake, or is it a biscuit? Who cares when the brownie tastes this good. A rich, smooth slice of chocolatey heaven that is the perfect paring with your morning coffee. Presented here in one of our reusable, signature biscuit tins that come with a kilner-style lid."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Acacia Honey With Comb" |
| "An lovely, mild honey with a delicate floral taste, Acacia is highly regarded as being the finest honey there is. Presented here, complete with honeycomb in one of our signature kilner-style jars with ceramic top. Featured in The Independent's 10 best honeys"
Price: 9.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Tea For Two Pistachio And White Chocolate Shortbread And Earl Grey Tea" |
| "The perfect afternoon tea gift. Includes our classic recipe shortbread made with butter and packed with salted caramel pieces paired with a full-bodied English breakfast tea. Presented in a pastel coloured clip lid tin."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Gift Selection Window Box" |
| "We’re very fond of this medium-sized gift box. In many ways it sums up what we do and who we are, perfectly. Of course it contains nothing but wonderful products; The crumbliest of Butter Oat Crumbles, A strawberry preserve that seems to have captured the essence of a British Summer’s day and A packet of our finest English Breakfast tea. Brought together, they form the very building blocks of a memorable teatime treat."
Price: 21.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Butter Fudge In Tin" |
| "A good, old-fashioned and very creamy fudge made just the way it should be, with real butter from an age-old, Scottish recipe. Presented here in one of our signature kilner style clamp top tins, this really does make the ideal gift for anyone with a sweet tooth."
Price: 7.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Coconut & Macadamia Nut Crumbles In Tall Tin" |
| "Our butter crumble has gained classic status amongst biscuit aficionados, so we’d have to be nuts to mess around with it, right?. But we did it anyway. Using our light, buttery crumble recipe we added crushed macadamia nuts and coconuts, and after a little trial and error we nailed it. Fortunately A delightfully moreish biscuit that you’d simply be nuts not to try. (Well you try writing about a biscuit packed with not one but two types of nut and resist the temptation for a nut pun)."
Price: 11.99 |
| "Cartwright And Butler Rose Petal Jelly" |
| "This quintessential English jelly is as refined and delicate as its name suggests. We only pick rose petals in full bloom when their fragrance is at its finest. Surprisingly versatile, we use it to sweeten iced-tea, fold into vanilla ice cream, as a topping for plain yoghurt, in cakes, or simply spread over freshly baked white bread with a little unsalted butter."
Price: 4.99 |
