| "I Fancy A Two Bird Roast female t-shirt." |
| "Shall we gather for some turkey? Let us roast them in the oven! Two Bird Roast refers to the method of cooking one whole chicken inside a larger bird. Now this applies to any other edible bird but it's mostly used for turkey. This roasting t-shirt is in now way connected to sex! Maybe."
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Fancy Some Safe Sex female t-shirt." |
| "If you're gonna make love wear the glove! Besides not everybody likes it raw. So are you interested? Get busy with this condom and sex inspired t-shirt. No need to worry about shotgun weddings and surprise STD's!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If at first you don't succeed give up and get drunk female t-shirt." |
| "Go to pub and be the loser you really are. Buy a pint of beer and watch some football with your mates. You do not need the advice of epic printed shirts to know that."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If at first you don't succeed go home & get baked female t-shirt." |
| "This is probably the perfect statement shirt for people who don't give a flying f*ck. Cut yourself some slack for being a loser in life. We all know what Snoop Dog would say Blaze the weed up there"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If Dad Can't Fix it No One Can female t-shirt." |
| "We all know that if something is broken pass it to dad and he will fix it. From a radio controlled car when you are 5 to a leaking pipe when you are 30 dads always on hand with his toolkit!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Feel Like Dancing female t-shirt." |
| "Does the desire to dance ever just take over your body? Maybe it's a passion or maybe its out of boredom but everybody loves a good dance! Show your moves off in this funky t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Feel Like Poking female t-shirt." |
| "Poke! Are you in? If you can poke people on the internet you can poke people in real life! So get to poking with this Facebook inspired t-shirt! And please don't be shy to poke the person i the t-shirt as well!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Felt Your Presents female t-shirt." |
| "This is so stupid it ruined our Christmas. Share the stupidity by wearing this punny Star Wars-inspired t-shirt so you can also ruin other people's Christmas. Don't forget to breathe deeply and do the voices. Happy Holidays!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If Goldfish only have a 5 second memory why do they look at me like that female t-shirt." |
| "There can be two possible explanations why the goldfish looks at you like that. One: You are so ugly that they somehow remember you. Two: They remembered you because you are wearing this funny statement t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If I Agreed With You We Would Both Be Wrong female t-shirt." |
| "Some sources say this quote was Churchill's. Others say it's from Willy Wonka. But just think about all the crappy arguments this epic statement shirt will save you from. Nobody wins so at least it's fair."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If i can't convince you I'll have to confuse you female t-shirt." |
| "Geeks have a saying that if you're gonna be a smart-ass first you gotta be smart. Real geniuses and wordsmiths practice confusion-fu! Make your enemies question their life and break down into a blubbering heap with this cool persuasive t-shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If I Could Grow A Moustache I Would Grow A Moustache female t-shirt." |
| "Whether you're stopping or going Just you remember To keep that mo growing Whilst in Movember Every hardcore mo bro should follow the rules of Movember. Acknowledge your effort and wear this kickass facial hair shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If I don't see you through the week. I'll see you through the window female t-shirt." |
| "And who can forget Billy the window cleaner? Though Gregory's Girl was more or less about well... Gregory's girl...Douglas Sannachan stole the show with his simple performance. Reference a true classic with this British film t-shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If Ignorance is Bliss It's good to see you Happy female t-shirt." |
| "Intelligent people use their minds to imagine plan and worry about different things. But sometimes we cannot avoid crossing paths with people who take the term ""happy idiot"" to a different level. All the more reason to wear this subtle insult t-shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If I had a pound for every time i thought of you I'd have a pound female t-shirt." |
| "You can wear this kickass STFU t-shirt when your mates drag you into a large convention of attention whores. This tee is a symbol of apathy so all you have to do is point to this shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If In Doubt Mumble female t-shirt." |
| "Mumbling can sometimes be a good idea specially for bureaucrats. Wearing this confidence-boosting t-shirt will make you feel like a head honcho in an instant. Harumph rassum frassum!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "i find your lack of intelligence disturbing female t-shirt." |
| "At least Darth Vader didn't have to deal with mental lightweights. Having to work with idiots on a daily basis can be a maddening experience and not everything you say will go to their heads. So save your breath and let them know what you really think with this Star Wars inspired shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Find You Very Attractive female t-shirt." |
| "It's the laws of attraction! Also I want you to want me! You're the north pole to my south baby! This love magnet t-shirt makes a cute gift for lover boys and girls around the world. Love always finds a way!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If It Ain't Broke It Can Get Another Round In female t-shirt." |
| "We have no clue how the heck you gulp down your beer but we don't care. Your friends at CharGrilled want to see you happy so we made this epic drinking shirt. Let nothing hold you back on your night of drunken revelry!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If I Throw A Stick Will You Go Away? female t-shirt." |
| "Are they that bad? Well let them know that they are dog rough with this simple question. Your friends at CharGrilled made this funny t-shirt for you to wear on predictably rough blind dates."
Price: 14.95 |
| "if it tastes like chicken keep on licking if it tastes like trout get the hell out! female t-shirt." |
| "Although coaxing a hot chick to go home with you is a possibility you should still be wary about who you pick. Virgins heed the wisdom of this dating t-shirt. Happy eating!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If I Wasn't A Footballer I'd Be A Virgin female t-shirt." |
| "A top quote from a top footballer. It's only the one and only Crouchy! WARNING: Not all who play football are guaranteed to shag. Skill and physical attractiveness still apply. Personality is a major plus too. This Peter Crouch t-shirt is not responsible for any disappointments."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If life gives you melons you may have dyslexia female t-shirt." |
| "Life hands out lemons for everybody without exception. If life is giving you melons something's terribly wrong. Or you could be one lucky bastard who's glad because you have this kickass shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Flip My Pillow Over To Get To The Cold Side female t-shirt." |
| "Thought you were the only one who did this? Well think again my friend. It's been a staple of sleepyheads around the world for years. Proclaim your status as a sleeping pro with this pillow inspired t-shirt. Don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If Noah Was Smart female t-shirt." |
| "Evolution or Creation? We don't know what really happened. But the logic in this funny religious tee from CharGrilled cannot be denied. We hate disgusting bugs as much as you do. Why Noah WHY?!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If only my hair wasn't as thin as my patience female t-shirt." |
| "What's the matter with people always asking about your hair? If you are already fed up with their annoying questions maybe it's time for you to wear this hair t-shirt. Now maybe it's time for some growth formula. Who knows your patience might improve!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If The Love Doesn't Feel Like R&B female t-shirt." |
| "If it doesn't feel like the slow jamz of 90's TLC Boys II Men or a bit of Whitney then sorry but we aren't interested."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If There's Grass On The Wicket Let's Play Cricket female t-shirt." |
| "Without a doubt cricket is a gentleman's sport. Wearing this epic statement shirt the next time you play cricket *wink won't diminish your status as a true gentleman."
Price: 14.95 |
| "If You Ain't First You're Last! female t-shirt." |
| "A true competitor never settles for anything less! Take for example racecar driver legend Ricky Bobby. He only has one speed: fast! And if you ain't fast you're sure to be last. Don't end up a loser and get this cool Talladega Nights inspired t-shirt. Shake n Bake!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "If You Are What You Eat Then I'm Fast Easy And Cheap female t-shirt." |
| "I used to be slow and a rip off. But that's all in the past! So are you lean and tasty? Or could there be possibly more to you than it seems...hiding a secret filling perhaps? Well hopefully you aren't green and smelly. Be proud of your eating habits with this fastfood t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
