| "I'm With The Band! female t-shirt." |
| "Groupies count as band members! Never mind that they never really contribute to anything musically. It's important to always take care of the wants and needs of the band. That and you get to go to free shows with this rock band t-shirt! Score!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "In Case Of Emergency Break Dance female t-shirt." |
| "Bust a move in times of extreme danger. After all what better way to face death? Go out in style! It's better to burn out than to fade away. Downrock to survive with this breakdancing t-shirt. Rock Steady Crew 4 lyf!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "In My Day Vampires Used To Suck Blood...Not Dick female t-shirt." |
| "Take that you sparkly bastards! Dracula would turn in his coffin if he found out that his kind these days aren't the lords of the night anymore! Maybe it's because they can't drink any more virgin seeing as how kids these days are always having sex. Take back the night with this vampiric t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "in alcohol's defence ive done some pretty stupid things sober as well female t-shirt." |
| "Don't blame it all on the a-a-a-a-alcohol baby! Sometimes you're just a natural goof. Or you just need a convenient excuse to get wasted. Whatever the case let the whole world know with this hilarious statement t-shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "In Case Of Emergency Tell Someone Who Gives A Shit female t-shirt." |
| "Their problem not mine! If you're too busy to give a crap about all that chaos happening then this emergency t-shirt should give scaredy cats a piece of your mind. There's always someone better and theyre will always be someone who gives a shit. So why not ask them for help?"
Price: 14.95 |
| "In Case Of Emotional Breakdown Place Cat Here female t-shirt." |
| "Are you having a bad time right meow? Then this is the cat t-shirt for you"
Price: 14.95 |
| "In Case Of Fire Panic And Run female t-shirt." |
| "Screw that stop drop and roll crap! When the kitchen gets too hot grab a pail of water and douse! But failing that just drop everything and leg it! Interestingly this should make for a great workout as you'll really feel the burn. Run like hell with this fire safety spoof t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "In case you're too stoned it's tetrahydrocannabinol female t-shirt." |
| "THC for those too stoned to even think of anything except the universe and cats. This is what makes the magic happen! Marijuana wouldn't be marijuana without this miracle compound. Did you know THC can even be found in real medicines? Yes way! Educate the haters with this weed t-shirt."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Indian Technology female t-shirt." |
| "You didn't think it stood for Information Techonology did you?! Jokes aside the Indian people are making great strides when it comes to computer technology and globalization. Hell they might be the one who made your computer! Hail our new Indian technolords with this computer spoof t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Individuality You're On Your Own With That One female t-shirt." |
| "Can't help you there buddy! Can't you think for yourself? Try to be independent every once in a while! Perfect for individuals fighting against conformity this individualistic t-shirt brings in some fresh new ideas! Too bad it doesn't play too well with others."
Price: 14.95 |
| "In Dog Beers I've Only Had One female t-shirt." |
| "Track your alcohol consumption in dog years! That it's easier to count. You won't be needing to resort to using your toes! And you can probably fool your bartender in giving more drink when you count in dog years. Bottom's up with this canine alcoholic t-shirt! Wroooerf! (That's a drunken woof!)"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Need A Day Off female t-shirt." |
| "Are you overworked and underpaid? Or perhaps just not really a fan of work? Tell everyone that you are in desperate need of a day off - you never know your boss might take pity on you!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I need a Nap female t-shirt." |
| "The t-shirt's printed text is a portable ""Do not Disturb"" sign for those who are trying to f*ck with your momentary rest. The statement t-shirt is also an ideal gift for college students who likes to stay up late doing things not related to their studies."
Price: 14.95 |
| "I need another pastime being awesome all the time is tiring female t-shirt." |
| "CharGrilled has decided to help you express the message you've been wanting to say ever since you were born. And with this awesome t-shirt you can just wear it and let other people especially ladies notice."
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Need Space female t-shirt." |
| "Physically mentally or astronomically sometimes we all need a little space! Our cute space design will be sure to get the message across loud and clear!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Need To Get Pissed female t-shirt." |
| "If the guy on the other table got the message wrong and is now trying to pick a fight with you is beyond our concern. Just tell that douchebag the t-shirt means that you want to take a piss after drinking that's all."
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Never Finish Anyth female t-shirt." |
| "This is probably the perfect statement t-shirt for people who are already masters in the field of procrastination. Whether you're a college student or a regular employee this t-shirt will be a perfect fit for you. Cheers!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I Never Said I Was Banksy But We Have Never Been Seen In The Same Room Together female t-shirt." |
| "Banksy fans will surely love this magnificent statement shirt as part of their collection. And although you think your street art and graffiti are kicking asses already dream on boy you'll never be in the same room with him. Ever."
Price: 14.95 |
| "ingen Feeding Crew - Jurassic Park female t-shirt." |
| "Be part of our crew! The benefits are great the pay even better! Qualifications include a familiarity with prehistoric reptiles. Here at Ingen we ame the future! Just try not to become history. This Jurassic Park t-shirt puts you in the shoes of a real employee!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Initech female t-shirt." |
| "A movie based design for fans of the evil soul-sucking corporation Initech."
Price: 14.95 |
| "In my Defence I Was Left Unsupervised female t-shirt." |
| "Look the truth is I can't be expected to take full responsibility for my mistakes if I'm going to be left unsupervised. Rookie error guys."
Price: 14.95 |
| "I No Function Beer Well Without female t-shirt." |
| "Apparently nobody does and who wants to work and get sh*t done sober? That ain't satisfying. It is always better to start celebrations hammered. So wear this statement t-shirt and drink the day away with your friends."
Price: 14.95 |
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| "Channel your inner public transportation vehicle...Feel the passengers flow into you and out...Feel the rage as taxi cabs try to steal your customers and rudely cut you off on the road.Inhale...exhale...Now do you have what it takes to catch one with this bus t-shirt?"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Insanely Great female t-shirt." |
| "RIP Steve Jobs. Genius. Remember one of the world's greatest minds with this tribute t-shirt containing one of his favorites quotes to say during his legendary product presentations. With Steve and Apple our lives would be dull and unexciting. Thank you Steve!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy it female t-shirt." |
| "Why so serious? Let's put a smile of that face! No clown has spoken any truer words. The more you know the more you suffer! So less knowledge is more happiness! Insanity might be overwhelming for most but it's great experience. Try it sometime with this insane t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Insomaniac female t-shirt." |
| "Sleep is for the weak! If you're having trouble sleeping then you might have insomnia. Good nights are as rare as the fabled unicorn. But worry not! There are ways for you to sleep soundly at night. Do some research and while you're at it get this cool print t-shirt!"
Price: 14.95 |
| "Inspiring Quotes female t-shirt." |
| "Now here are important words of wisdom from three important thinkers. Want to look and sound like an intellectual? Then philosophical t-shirt is for you! Enlighten others with these choice quotes. Sinatra said it best in my opinion."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Instant Idiot : Just Add Alcohol female t-shirt." |
| "One simple ingredient and one likely outcome. Total chaos! Sounds like a move advert? Well it doesn't have to be with this alcoholic t-shirt! Turn fantasy into reality with just a few shots and a really bad tolerance for alcohol."
Price: 14.95 |
| "Instead of gifts this year I've decided to give everyone my opinion female t-shirt." |
| "Not only is it free people are less likely to re-gift it. Spread the holiday cheer with kind words and thoughtful compliments! Make new friends with this Christmas t-shirt! You're sure to be a hit at all the parties...hopefully."
Price: 14.95 |
| "0% Interest In You! female t-shirt." |
| "In a recent study certain non-bogus researchers found that there is 0% of interest in you. This data can be interpreted as 'go away and find someone else to bug'. The researchers recommend that you buy this statistics t-shirt now to show your apathy."
Price: 14.95 |
