| "Metal Locker Bank Silver" |
| "Piggy banks are great for collecting loose change, but don't really keep your precious pounds and pennies safe from determined hands that swear it 'accidentally broke on the floor'. Drop your coins into the belly of this mini metal safe to keep them locked down behind a key and number dial lock. There's even space under the coin tray to store a handful of other valuables."
Price: 22.00 |
| "Shark World Hand Puppet" |
| "Recreate a stand-off on the high seas, make bedtime stories a chomping good time or give the cat a toothy playmate with this flexible shark hand puppet. Take control of the king of the ocean by sticking your hand inside its head and flexing the jaw with your thumb and fingers. The grey body is very detailed, with pointy white teeth and a blood red maw sitting inside the beast's mouth."
Price: 6.00 |
| "Throne Room Poo Puppet" |
| "We dread to think what stories you could bring to life with this puppet! Shaped like a cheerful mound of poop, this puppet allows you to stick your hand inside and operate the mouth and tongue, giving you full control of a talking turd. There's nothing else quite like it!"
Price: 6.00 |
| "Night Strike Spin And Shoot" |
| "Hunt targets in the dark with this fantastic glow in the dark dart blaster set. Simply place the targets onto the carousel by their magnetic fixings and then switch it on to set them in motion. Load a dart into the blaster, cock the mechanism, take aim and you're ready to shoot. Pull the trigger and the dart will hurtle towards its target, knocking it off the board after a successful hit. Can you take out all targets and get a perfect score-"
Price: 20.00 |
| "Spiral Slime" |
| "All of our slime products are safe, non-toxic, and in line with all EU toy safety regulations. See below for more details. Several slimes in one! This twisty bottle of goop features a few colourful blobs of gunge entwined with one another to create a cool blended effect. Pour it out onto your hands for a fun and slimey time, then put it back in the bottle to preserve it for next time. Safety Information: Our slime and putty products are rigorously tested against relevant European standards to ensure conformity to the Toy Safety Directive. Boron levels in our slime and putty products comply with EU safety limits, UK and EU legislation, and are safe for children to use."
Price: 3.25 |
| "Growing Hatching Sloth" |
| "There's nothing quite as adorable as finding a cute sloth perched up a tree in the forest. Whilst we can't guarantee such sights on your next woodland walkabout, we can bring the spectacle to your home with this amazing grow kit. Simply submerge this tree stump in water, making sure you check back regularly. Slowly but surely, a sloth will begin to emerge from the stump, becoming fully grown after just four days!"
Price: 4.00 |
| "Sloth Magic Poo" |
| "All of our slime products are safe, non-toxic, and in line with all EU toy safety regulations. See below for more details. It's the item you never knew you wanted; Magic Sloth Poo! Don't worry yourself with the logistical questions on where it's found or how it's acquired, just enjoy the putty-like mess in this convenient tub. It smells a lot better than you would expect and is a cool emerald green colour that's speckled with gleaming sparkles throughout. Squeeze it, stretch it, mould it and have lots of good clean fun (with poo). Safety Information: Our slime and putty products are rigorously tested against relevant European standards to ensure conformity to the Toy Safety Directive. Boron levels in our slime and putty products comply with EU safety limits, UK and EU legislation, and are safe for children to use."
Price: 4.50 |
| "Magic Snow Tub" |
| "Magic Snow, whatever the weather! Add a little water to a scoop of the special snow powder and it immediately expands to 100 times its original volume, into a mass of fluffy white flakes. The reaction is instantaneous and with regular top ups spraying the snow can last for months. It's soft and dry to touch, or it can be placed in the freezer for a cold realistic feel. It can even be left to dry out and reused over and over again. A White Christmas, guaranteed! The set includes a large mixing tub and four sachets of ready to mix Magic Snow."
Price: 8.00 |
| "Angry Birds Space Hopper" |
| "Bounce like an Angry Bird atop this fantastic space hopper that's styled like Red. Featuring the beak, eyes and those unmistakable bushy eyebrows, this space hopper will mean you're ready to bound into action. Whether you're racing around the garden, seeing how many hops you can do in a minute, or hurtling towards some piggies who are minding their own business, you're guaranteed to have loads of fun with this!"
Price: 15.00 |
| "Fake Dog Poo" |
| "A charming prank to play on any dog owner. Leave it on the kitchen tiles to send your victim scurrying for the cleaning materials. A little imagination can maximise its effect - imagine it found in the bath, or perhaps on someone's desk- Squidgy and disturbingly realistic!"
Price: 2.50 |
| "Glow In The Dark Poly Glider" |
| "Never lose your gliders in the dark again thanks to this excellent glow in the dark version! Simply slot the pieces together and it's ready to fly. The luminous green design is very distinctive, even more so in the dark where it emits a subtle glow."
Price: 1.00 |
| Cock-A-Hoopla |
| "Catch rings on the end of your cock whilst still maintaining the smallest slither of dignity. Don't worry, this game doesn't require you to whip anything out of your trousers as it includes a large inflatable penis that comes complete with an adjustable waistband strap. One lucky player dons the enormous penis and then attempts to catch the hoops that are thrown by the other players. It's sure to create an endless supply of truly unforgettable late night party games!"
Price: 10.00 |
| "Boob Battles" |
| "Go into battle as nature intended, swinging a pair of big bulbous boobies to defeat your opponent! Boob Battles is a completely silly and utterly hilarious party game that involves strapping a set of inflatable breasts to your chest with the bra-like harness included. Each boob is held in place with Velcro, meaning it can be knocked off given the right kind of nudge. Each player charges at the other, attempting to remove their opponent's chesticles using their own mighty pair. The first player to knock off their opponent's boobies is the winner. This party game is great fun and sure to create some pretty unforgettable evenings in with friends."
Price: 15.00 |
| "Silly Socks - Cloggs (Size 5-11)" |
| "Looking to get a little more from your fabulous footwear- You should try on these silly socks! Featuring a funky blue clogg design, these socks are both fashionable and extremely comfortable! Wear them around the house to wow your visitors or slip on a pair shoes and prepare to amaze the room the next time you need to take them off."
Price: 5.00 |
| "Racing Grannies" |
| "The wonderfully quaint pair of old ladies shuffle along pushing their zimmer frames with an uncanny realistic action created by the clockwork motor and clever jointed limbs. It's difficult to describe their appeal, something to do with the absurdity of the elderly racing as well as the pleasing, intricately detailed models. Ready Racing Grannies, get set, hobble!"
Price: 9.00 |
| "Dickhead Hoopla" |
| "Is it a unicorn- Is it a narwhal- No! It's a person with a big plastic willy on their forehead. Dickhead Hoopla challenges players to knob-up and attempt to catch rings on the end of their head-mounted penis. It's a hilariously rude and raunchy party game that can be played in any number of ways and is sure to create some truly unforgettable evenings of entertainment. The set includes a pair of cocks on headbands as well as several colourful hoops."
Price: 8.00 |
| "Retro Drinking Bird" |
| "The sipping bird is one of those ever popular scientific curiosities that many people remember, but can be very hard to find! Powered by thermodynamics, when placed beside a glass of water the bird appears to sip it continually. Water evaporates from the bird's damp head, cooling a bubble of vapour inside his body. This causes the blue liquid to rush up the tube, upsetting the balance so the bird tips forward to dip his beak in the water. When almost horizontal, another bubble of vapour from the base of the tube is able to slide up into the bird's head. This in turn increases the pressure in the head and the blue liquid returns to the body, causing the bird to return to any upright position, but only once his beak has been moistened by the water so the cycle begins again. It is virtually a continuous process and surely the nearest thing to perpetual motion!"
Price: 12.00 |
| "Cards Against Humanity" |
| "Play time: 30+ minutes | Players: 4-12 (best with 6-8) | For ages: 18+ New in version 2.0: Even more cards (600 compared to 550 in the original) and over 150 new and updated cards. We'll tell you now, Cards Against Humanity can be an incredibly awkward experience to play amongst friends and family members. Sure, most of the cards seem quite harmless or fun out of context pop culture references. But then someone plays one that reads "Queen Elizabeth's immaculate anus" and the whole group falls apart in shock and laughter. This is a game for dark and twisted people with a robust sense of humour, but what a game it is! In the box you'll find a deck of 600 cards. The black cards provide a question or fill-in-the-blanks style scenarios, such as "Why can't I sleep at night-" or "Science will never explain [blank]." Players then make a hand from the remaining white cards that feature answers to these questions, such as "Crystal meth", "Altar boys" or "A mime having a stroke" (these were some of the nicer examples we could find, there's some real filth in the box). At the start of each round a single black question card is placed on the table between all players. Everyone then looks at their hand of white cards and finds what they think to be the funniest answer to the question, then places their cards on the table. The funniest as decided by the group or the designated Card Czar (a role which switches between players each round) wins an Awesome Point. The game ends when the first player reaches an Awesome Point level you agree on before the game or when you run out of black cards. The player with the most Awesome Points wins (obviously, because that's how games work)."
Price: 29.99 |
| "Harry Potter - Harry Illuminating Wand Pen" |
| "A wizard's wand is arguably the most important tool, used to channel complex magical spells and effects to ensure they are cast as intended. Whilst us muggles can't typically utilise them for magic, this wand has some handy properties! Based on Harry Potter's wand from the legendary film series, this wand illuminates at one end as if ready to cast a spell. Not only that, but it can also be used as a pen, making it a very cool piece of stationery for any fans of the wizarding world."
Price: 14.00 |
| "Harry Potter - Hermione Illuminating Wand Pen" |
| "A wizard's wand is arguably the most important tool, used to channel complex magical spells and effects to ensure they are cast as intended. Whilst us muggles can't typically utilise them for magic, this wand has some handy properties! Based on Hermione Granger's wand from the Harry Potter film series, this wand illuminates at one end as if ready to cast a spell. Not only that, but it can also be used as a pen, making it a very cool piece of stationery for any fans of the wizarding world."
Price: 14.00 |
| "Harry Potter - Elder Wand Illuminating Wand Pen" |
| "A wizard's wand is arguably the most important tool, used to channel complex magical spells and effects to ensure they are cast as intended. Whilst us muggles can't typically utilise them for magic, this wand has some handy properties! Based on the Elder Wand from the Harry Potter film series, this wand illuminates at one end as if ready to cast a spell. Not only that, but it can also be used as a pen, making it a very cool piece of stationery for any fans of the wizarding world."
Price: 14.00 |
| "Lumo Light Up Pineapple" |
| "Pineapples are great, but sadly most of the pointy tropical fruits at the supermarket lack the ability to illuminate and glow in a range of colours. Fortunately, Hawkin is here to save the day with this light-up Colour Changing Pineapple. Just flick the switch and this perfectly moulded pineapple starts to glow before gradually phasing between different colours. It makes for a brilliant mood piece (not to mention a great conversation starter) and can also be used as an alternative to a night light. It's the most practical pineapple you'll ever own."
Price: 8.00 |
| "Lumo Light Up Egg" |
| "Sometimes there is great functionality - sometimes great design. Just occasionally both come together, and when they do, it appears they are egg shaped! This pleasing free standing rubbery white egg morphs slowly through pretty rainbow colours creating a soothing, magical glow. A safe alternative to candles. One egg is beautiful, imagine how good a whole nest of them would look-"
Price: 7.00 |
| "Bubble Machine" |
| "The marvellous mechanical bubble blower blasts out thousands of bubbles simply by adding the liquid (included) and flicking a switch. It's a guaranteed source of amusement for young children on a summer's day and a pretty attraction at picnics, parties and family gatherings."
Price: 15.00 |
| "Rail Race 5.5m" |
| "Build a marble roller coaster that makes all other marble toys look completely childish. Rail Race gives you five and a half metres of tubing, some supportive struts, clamps and a really cool corkscrew lift, all of which builds into the ultimate steel ball run. The finished result is nothing short of impressive, with a series of metal marbles constantly running around a track filled with vertical loops, banking corners, helter-skelter descents and more. It's the ultimate executive toy and ideal for gadget obsessed fun seekers."
Price: 22.00 |
| "Angry Birds - Night Light - Red" |
| "Set up this Angry Birds Night Light and enjoy the soothing presence of Red, as he watches over your slumber. This battery powered mood lamp looks just like the Angry Birds hero we know and love, but glows brightly at night thanks to the warming LEDs inside. Not only that, but he shifts through a variety of colours too. It works brilliantly as a night light, or even as a subtle mood lamp to splash a bit of colour around a dark corner."
Price: 9.00 |
| "Lumo Cactus Led Neon Light" |
| "Check out this neon light cactus! It makes the perfect addition to any room and brings a touch a of desert warmth with it, as well as some trendy bar vibes. And the best bit- It isn't actually a neon light! It's a set of LEDs powered by an easy to hide battery pack, meaning you don't need to faff about with fragile glass tubes or trailing cables from a plug socket. You can put it just about anywhere!"
Price: 7.99 |
| "Lumo Flamingo Led Neon Light" |
| "Check out this neon light flamingo! It makes the perfect addition to any room and brings a touch a of the tropics with it, as well as some trendy bar vibes. And the best bit- It isn't actually a neon light! It's a set of LEDs powered by an easy to hide battery pack, meaning you don't need to faff about with fragile glass tubes or trailing cables from a plug socket. You can put it just about anywhere!"
Price: 4.99 |
| "Angry Birds Night Light - Silver" |
| "Set up this Angry Birds Night Light and enjoy the soothing presence of Silver, as she watches over your slumber. This battery powered mood lamp looks just like the Angry Birds hero we know and love, but glows brightly at night thanks to the warming LEDs inside. Not only that, but she shifts through a variety of colours too. It works brilliantly as a night light, or even as a subtle mood lamp to splash a bit of colour around a dark corner."
Price: 9.00 |
| Compass |
| "Miniature compass that's the perfect size for slipping into a small pocket. Ideal for little adventurers exploring the wild."
Price: 3.25 |
