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| Plus Size Bear Costume |
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears. You know the story, a girl finds an empty cottage and starts trying everything out until she finds exactly what she wants. One thing always bothered us about that story: why do the bears live in a house? Bears sleeping in beds? Bears eating porridge? It's possible that this fairytale is a comment on humankind's place in the animal kingdom being much closer to other mammals, like bears, than is typically acknowledged. The bears seem totally civilized and with reasonable concerns about an intruder in their home. Goldilocks on the other hand? Kind of in the wrong. Go bears!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Bear Costume |
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears. You know the story, a girl finds an empty cottage and starts trying everything out until she finds exactly what she wants. One thing always bothered us about that story: why do the bears live in a house? Bears sleeping in beds? Bears eating porridge? It's possible that this fairytale is a comment on humankind's place in the animal kingdom being much closer to other mammals, like bears, than is typically acknowledged. The bears seem totally civilized and with reasonable concerns about an intruder in their home. Goldilocks on the other hand? Kind of in the wrong. Go bears!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Bear Costume |
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears. You know the story, a girl finds an empty cottage and starts trying everything out until she finds exactly what she wants. One thing always bothered us about that story: why do the bears live in a house? Bears sleeping in beds? Bears eating porridge? It's possible that this fairytale is a comment on humankind's place in the animal kingdom being much closer to other mammals, like bears, than is typically acknowledged. The bears seem totally civilized and with reasonable concerns about an intruder in their home. Goldilocks on the other hand? Kind of in the wrong. Go bears!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Bear Costume |
"Goldilocks and the Three Bears. You know the story, a girl finds an empty cottage and starts trying everything out until she finds exactly what she wants. One thing always bothered us about that story: why do the bears live in a house? Bears sleeping in beds? Bears eating porridge? It's possible that this fairytale is a comment on humankind's place in the animal kingdom being much closer to other mammals, like bears, than is typically acknowledged. The bears seem totally civilized and with reasonable concerns about an intruder in their home. Goldilocks on the other hand? Kind of in the wrong. Go bears!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Candy Creator Costume |
"There's some great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all the recently or soon to expire candy you can eat. Second, you get a discount on the freshest candy of up to 20% (makes great gifts!). Third, you get to sing didactic rhyming songs all day while you handle unruly children who fell into an ironic mishap. Sounds like the best job in the world, right? Oh, and fourth, if it didn't sound like the dream job already, they have awesome health benefits. Send in your application today!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Candy Creator Costume |
"There's some great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all the recently or soon to expire candy you can eat. Second, you get a discount on the freshest candy of up to 20% (makes great gifts!). Third, you get to sing didactic rhyming songs all day while you handle unruly children who fell into an ironic mishap. Sounds like the best job in the world, right? Oh, and fourth, if it didn't sound like the dream job already, they have awesome health benefits. Send in your application today!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Candy Creator Costume |
"There's some great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all the recently or soon to expire candy you can eat. Second, you get a discount on the freshest candy of up to 20% (makes great gifts!). Third, you get to sing didactic rhyming songs all day while you handle unruly children who fell into an ironic mishap. Sounds like the best job in the world, right? Oh, and fourth, if it didn't sound like the dream job already, they have awesome health benefits. Send in your application today!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Candy Creator Costume |
"There's some great perks to working in a candy factory. First, you get all the recently or soon to expire candy you can eat. Second, you get a discount on the freshest candy of up to 20% (makes great gifts!). Third, you get to sing didactic rhyming songs all day while you handle unruly children who fell into an ironic mishap. Sounds like the best job in the world, right? Oh, and fourth, if it didn't sound like the dream job already, they have awesome health benefits. Send in your application today!"
Price: 64.99
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| Plus Size Candy Man Costume |
"When I went to college, I decided to be a writer. My life could have been very different if only my adviser had told me about majoring in candy! Curriculum includes things like Micro Chocolate Economics 101, 18th Century Taffy Art, and Jawbreaker Engineering 101. I can tell you I'd have aced every single one of those classes, no problem. If candy college is anything like I imagine it to be, there's probably marble busts of the great figures in candy history, like Hershey, Mars, and the Candy Man! If being a sweet entrepreneur is your life's calling, then this Plus Size Candy Man Costume is a requirement! Enroll today and follow your dreams."
Price: 94.99
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| Plus Size Candy Man Costume |
"When I went to college, I decided to be a writer. My life could have been very different if only my adviser had told me about majoring in candy! Curriculum includes things like Micro Chocolate Economics 101, 18th Century Taffy Art, and Jawbreaker Engineering 101. I can tell you I'd have aced every single one of those classes, no problem. If candy college is anything like I imagine it to be, there's probably marble busts of the great figures in candy history, like Hershey, Mars, and the Candy Man! If being a sweet entrepreneur is your life's calling, then this Plus Size Candy Man Costume is a requirement! Enroll today and follow your dreams."
Price: 94.99
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| Plus Size Mad Hatter Costume |
"Did you know that the 'Mad Hatter' term came from real hatters of the time period using mercury in their work? Over time the mercury poison would drive them mentally unstable. Who knew there was so much history behind a character like the Mad Hatter? Lewis Carroll, that's who!"
Price: 58.99
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| Plus Size Bride of Frankenstein Costume |
"SHE'S ALIVE! After Doctor Frankenstein made his green-faced creature, he thought that he'd get lonely being the only reanimated person on the planet. So he got to work. He spent day and night trying to find just the right pieces so that his lady monster would be just perfect. Which is what he did. He made the perfect woman for his creature to hang out with."
Price: 54.99
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| Plus Size Bride of Frankenstein Costume |
"SHE'S ALIVE! After Doctor Frankenstein made his green-faced creature, he thought that he'd get lonely being the only reanimated person on the planet. So he got to work. He spent day and night trying to find just the right pieces so that his lady monster would be just perfect. Which is what he did. He made the perfect woman for his creature to hang out with."
Price: 54.99
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| Plus Size Bride of Frankenstein Costume |
"SHE'S ALIVE! After Doctor Frankenstein made his green-faced creature, he thought that he'd get lonely being the only reanimated person on the planet. So he got to work. He spent day and night trying to find just the right pieces so that his lady monster would be just perfect. Which is what he did. He made the perfect woman for his creature to hang out with."
Price: 54.99
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| Plus Size Bride of Frankenstein Costume |
"SHE'S ALIVE! After Doctor Frankenstein made his green-faced creature, he thought that he'd get lonely being the only reanimated person on the planet. So he got to work. He spent day and night trying to find just the right pieces so that his lady monster would be just perfect. Which is what he did. He made the perfect woman for his creature to hang out with."
Price: 54.99
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| Plus Size Bride of Frankenstein Costume |
"SHE'S ALIVE! After Doctor Frankenstein made his green-faced creature, he thought that he'd get lonely being the only reanimated person on the planet. So he got to work. He spent day and night trying to find just the right pieces so that his lady monster would be just perfect. Which is what he did. He made the perfect woman for his creature to hang out with."
Price: 54.99
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| Deluxe Plus Size Gangster Costume |
"Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? More than likely you've had a daydream or two about it, because it sounds pretty awesome on paper, but there was definitely a downside. While guys like James Cagney made it look downright glamorous what with all the money, the respect, the relationships, the danger, the action... wait, what's the downside again? I can't remember. Being a gangster circa 1920 sounds amazing."
Price: 42.99
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| Deluxe Plus Size Gangster Costume |
"Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? More than likely you've had a daydream or two about it, because it sounds pretty awesome on paper, but there was definitely a downside. While guys like James Cagney made it look downright glamorous what with all the money, the respect, the relationships, the danger, the action... wait, what's the downside again? I can't remember. Being a gangster circa 1920 sounds amazing."
Price: 42.99
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| Deluxe Plus Size Gangster Costume |
"Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? More than likely you've had a daydream or two about it, because it sounds pretty awesome on paper, but there was definitely a downside. While guys like James Cagney made it look downright glamorous what with all the money, the respect, the relationships, the danger, the action... wait, what's the downside again? I can't remember. Being a gangster circa 1920 sounds amazing."
Price: 42.99
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| Deluxe Plus Size Gangster Costume |
"Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? More than likely you've had a daydream or two about it, because it sounds pretty awesome on paper, but there was definitely a downside. While guys like James Cagney made it look downright glamorous what with all the money, the respect, the relationships, the danger, the action... wait, what's the downside again? I can't remember. Being a gangster circa 1920 sounds amazing."
Price: 42.99
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| Deluxe Plus Size Gangster Costume |
"Have you ever wanted to be a gangster? More than likely you've had a daydream or two about it, because it sounds pretty awesome on paper, but there was definitely a downside. While guys like James Cagney made it look downright glamorous what with all the money, the respect, the relationships, the danger, the action... wait, what's the downside again? I can't remember. Being a gangster circa 1920 sounds amazing."
Price: 42.99
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| Plus Size Womens Prisoner Costume |
"When you wear a Womens Prisoner Costume you might have people coming up to you all night and asking, Hey, what are you in for? You could act like you're just wearing a costume and not actually in prison, but it's much more fun and in the spirit of Halloween to come up with some fun and witty reasons why you're in prison. Some suggestions: I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp, or I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."
Price: 24.99
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| Plus Size Womens Prisoner Costume |
"When you wear a Womens Prisoner Costume you might have people coming up to you all night and asking, Hey, what are you in for? You could act like you're just wearing a costume and not actually in prison, but it's much more fun and in the spirit of Halloween to come up with some fun and witty reasons why you're in prison. Some suggestions: I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp, or I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."
Price: 24.99
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| Plus Size Womens Prisoner Costume |
"When you wear a Womens Prisoner Costume you might have people coming up to you all night and asking, Hey, what are you in for? You could act like you're just wearing a costume and not actually in prison, but it's much more fun and in the spirit of Halloween to come up with some fun and witty reasons why you're in prison. Some suggestions: I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp, or I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."
Price: 24.99
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| Plus Size Womens Prisoner Costume |
"When you wear a Womens Prisoner Costume you might have people coming up to you all night and asking, Hey, what are you in for? You could act like you're just wearing a costume and not actually in prison, but it's much more fun and in the spirit of Halloween to come up with some fun and witty reasons why you're in prison. Some suggestions: I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp, or I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."
Price: 24.99
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| Plus Size Womens Prisoner Costume |
"When you wear a Womens Prisoner Costume you might have people coming up to you all night and asking, Hey, what are you in for? You could act like you're just wearing a costume and not actually in prison, but it's much more fun and in the spirit of Halloween to come up with some fun and witty reasons why you're in prison. Some suggestions: I tried to steal some Cookie Crisp, or I'm not a jail bird, I just look really good in stripes."
Price: 24.99
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