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| Baby Blue Dress Socks |
"Isn't it time your feet got the royal treatment? You've been putting regular old tube socks on them for days and days, and that's just not fair to them. They want to look slick too, which is why a set of baby blue dress socks seems to be in your future."
Price: 6.99
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| Men's Brown Socks |
"Imagine this. You're all cleaned up in a nice suit to impress the ladies, but then, they notice your nasty old tube socks you're wearing. That will never happen when you come prepared with a set of brown dress socks."
Price: 1.99
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| Men's Green Socks |
"Recent studies have shown that feet like to dress up too! Okay, so that may not be entirely accurate, but maybe you should come up with one good reason NOT to wear green socks. You can't do it, can you?"
Price: 6.99
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| Orange Dress Socks |
"When you put these orange socks on your feet, it's kind of like turning them into orange cream popsicles, except they shouldn't be frozen and they probably won't taste like oranges and cream. They will, however, look pretty cool with your orange tuxedo."
Price: 6.99
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| Men's Pink Socks |
"You might be asking yourself, Why do I need pink dress socks? Of course, our reply would have something to do with the fact that you have a pink tuxedo that needs matching socks."
Price: 6.99
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| Men's Purple Socks |
"Chances are, if you're looking at purple dress socks, you have one of two things going on in your life. Either you want to wear a purple tux, or you want to be that kooky guy who wears strange colored socks with normal clothes. We think both are pretty awesome."
Price: 6.99
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| Men's Red Socks |
"There comes a time in every man's life where he suddenly realizes that he needs a pair of red dress socks. (Trust us, when it happens, you'll know). We want to be the one that has them ready for you."
Price: 6.99
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| Men's White Socks |
"We tried to gussy up these white dress socks with all kinds of crazy stuff, like polka dots, stripes and even a cape. Then we realized that these plain white socks are pretty cool on their own and don't need any bells or whistles. Also, the bells and whistles were too noisy, so we just decided to take them off."
Price: 6.99
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| Men's Yellow Socks |
"Wearing yellow dress socks is kind of like a right of passage. It ranks somewhere in between getting your first kiss and learning how to drive, or at least that's how we see it. But then again, we think dressing up like a banana to do your grocery shopping is pretty normal."
Price: 6.99
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| Black Cane |
"Don't fight the urge to get this black cane, so you can walk around town like a big shot. Just remember that you need to wear it with a tuxedo get the full effect. If you use it with cutoffs and a tank top, it loses some if it's Wow! factor."
Price: 19.99
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| Blue Cane |
"We could tell you that this blue cane is only for prom, but we know better. It's also for dressing up like a dimwit at a snowy owl benefit, so you can introduce your best friend to someone at the benefit. We're not sure how a cane helps you do that, but we just know that it does."
Price: 19.99
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| Green Cane Accessory |
"You never even realize how much you need a green cane around until you have one. It goes great with that green tuxedo, you can use it on St. Patrick's Day when your balance begins to fail you and it kind of makes you look high class."
Price: 14.99
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| Orange Cane |
"We know you like to strut around snowy owl benefits in an orange tuxedo, which we think is a pretty normal thing to do with your evenings. What we do think is kind of weird, is that you've been doing it all this time without an orange cane."
Price: 19.99
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| Purple Cane |
Just try walking around town holding a purple cane without smiling. We dare you. It's the perfect combination of formal and wacky that makes it nigh impossible to frown.
Price: 19.99
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| White Cane |
"We can't guarantee that this white cane will improve your ability to walk, but it does make you look like a class act while you're walking around. Just give it a try with one of our tuxedos and see what happens."
Price: 19.99
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| Yellow Cane |
"We could go into specific details about why you need a yellow cane, like to wear with your yellow tuxedo, or to dress up like a fancy banana. Chances are though, you have a pretty good idea what you want to do with this cane and it's way more fun than anything we could tell you to do with it."
Price: 19.99
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| Powder Blue Wool Top Hat |
This blue wool top hat has a blue ribbon that fits around the crown while the brim of the hat has a solid bend.
Price: 14.99
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| Powder Blue Wool Top Hat |
This blue wool top hat has a blue ribbon that fits around the crown while the brim of the hat has a solid bend.
Price: 14.99
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| Powder Blue Wool Top Hat |
This blue wool top hat has a blue ribbon that fits around the crown while the brim of the hat has a solid bend.
Price: 14.99
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| Wool Green Top Hat |
This green wool top hat features a matching ribbon around the brim. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day! Or any other time of year when you're feeling green.
Price: 14.99
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| Wool Green Top Hat |
This green wool top hat features a matching ribbon around the brim. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day! Or any other time of year when you're feeling green.
Price: 14.99
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| Pink Wool Top Hat |
This pink wool top hat has a matching ribbon that fits around the crown of while the brim of the hat has a solid bend.
Price: 9.99
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| Pink Wool Top Hat |
This pink wool top hat has a matching ribbon that fits around the crown of while the brim of the hat has a solid bend.
Price: 9.99
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| Purple Wool Top Hat |
This purple top hat is made of wool and features a matching ribbon around the brim. Perfect for Mardi Gras!
Price: 19.99
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| Red Wool Top Hat |
This red wool top hat has a matching ribbon around the crown while the brim of the hat has a solid curve.
Price: 9.99
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| Red Wool Top Hat |
This red wool top hat has a matching ribbon around the crown while the brim of the hat has a solid curve.
Price: 9.99
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