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| Flamingo Costume |
Since the late '50s the flamingo has been gracing the lawns of countless houses. Now most times these bright pink birds are made of plastic but every so often a real one hides out on a lawn. Why does a flamingo want to hide out on a lawn? It is because they love the feel of fresh cut grass under their feet. What is great about this secret plan that the flamingos have come up with is that no one will bother them because they can keep totally still just like their plastic clones. So if you want to look like a real or fake flamingo this Halloween then this costume will be perfect for you.
Price: 58.99
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| Shark Attack Costume |
When you're swimming out in the ocean you may notice a fin sticking out of the water. This fin would belong to a Great White Shark and if you're not careful he may notice you. Once this vicious fish sees you you'll see that shark fin turn in your direction and move quite fast. Try to swim away all you want but that shark will catch up with you make you his mid afternoon snack. You can now look a shark's tasty treat in this shark attack costume. This is perfect for fans of the greatest week ever known as Shark Week.
Price: 48.99
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| Adult Panda Costume |
One of the rarest of bears out there is the panda bear. This adorable guy lives in the jungles of China and loves to chow down on some tasty bamboo. When this panda bear isn't having a treat he is just lounging about because he just loves to relax. Now if you want to look like a panda yourself you can easily in this classic animal costume.
Price: 88.99
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| Whoopie Cushion Costume |
"Pranks these days... all elaborate in their conception, and secretly filmed no doubt, then uploaded to Youtube... you kids with your cameras, your technology! *shakes fist* Back in our day we didn't have any of that and we still managed to make ourselves laugh at the expense of others. Just look at the old whoopie cushion here! Put it under someones couch cushion and when they'd sit down you got that hilarious toot noise! Look at the diagram on the front; someone probably drew that in 1952, and we're still laughing about it today. The whoopie cushion will never go out of style, and this costume proves that fact. Now if they'd only make a costume of that palm buzzer shocker thing, we could tell you all about that too, and how we once walked fifty miles in the snow just to look at it through the store window!"
Price: 28.99
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| Sexy Womens Clown Costume |
"When you go to the circus you'll be sure to always see some clowns but if you're lucky. And we're saying really lucky, you'll see a good looking clown. The thing about sexy clowns is that you'll have someone who loves to make you laugh and they're by far the most attractive part of the circus. So if you're looking to go to that place where silly meets hot, this costume is the look for you!"
Price: 38.99
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| Gobbler the Turkey Costume |
What makes Thanksgiving a great holiday? Some say it is being with your family having conversations about what's going on with each other. Those who say that are wrong because this holiday is all about the turkey. If there is no golden cooked bird on the table then that holiday is ruined. So make sure that your Thanksgiving for sure has a bird some sort at it be sure to pick up this great Gobbler the Turkey costume.
Price: 88.99
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| Deviled Egg Costume |
Some say that evil isn't born but those people clearly have not run into some downright nasty eggs. These wicked breakfast foods have a tendency to be quite spicy and harsh to the taste. Because nothing makes these deviled eggs happier to know that someone is in pain while eating them. So if you want to show off your evil side this Halloween then this Deviled Egg costume is right for you.
Price: 44.99
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| Blow Me Tissues Costume |
Want an instant way to get a laugh this Halloween? If they party you're going to is full of adults then this Blow Me Tissues costume will do the trick. People will take one look at you and be on the floor giggling. So go for some slightly offensive laughs this Halloween when you wear this this humorus costume.
Price: 34.99
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| Bacon Strip Costume |
"Think of your favorite sandwich. Imagine it there sitting on a plate being completely ordinary. Now think of bacon being added to that sandwich and you're mind knows that it just became the greatest thing ever. That is what bacon does, it takes everyday things and brings to an extreme level. Now you can make your Halloween legendary as a strip of bacon this year."
Price: 28.99
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| Dr. Seymour Bush Costume |
"Being a man of medicine has it's perks. First off you get to wear a fancy lab coat all day long, which will make you always look like the most important man in the room. You also get to make those big pay checks so you can spend your off days on the golf course. So if you're looking to become a doctor for Halloween this year why not become Dr. Seymour Bush, we have a coat with his name on it just for you!"
Price: 19.99
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| Dr. Howie Feltersnatch Costume |
Want to look impressive this Halloween while getting some laughs? Then this Dr. Howie Feltersnatch coat is perfect for you. Now you can look like full on MD when you pair this coat with some of our great accessories.
Price: 19.99
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| Plug and Socket Costume |
Somethings just belong together like a plug and it's outlet. When these two things connect there will be a spark that is just pure electric. Now if you're looking for a costume for you and your significant other then this plug and socket costume is perfect for you. It's the perfect way to put some electricity back into your relationship!
Price: 38.99
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| USB Port & Drive Costume |
Are you a tech savvy couple looking for a fun look this Halloween? Then this USB port and drive costume is perfect. You'll have your friends laughing in no time when you each slip this fun costume on.
Price: 38.99
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| Adult Toilet Costume |
"Don't flush your life away, wear this Adult Toilet Costume! It's the sure fire way to make sure that you don't get stuck with another crappy costume. When you're out and about as a venerable porcelain throne, you're sure to get a lot of laughs... just don't be surprised if you get mooned, too!"
Price: 44.99
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| Kids Toilet Costume |
"He's at that age. Farts and potty jokes are the funniest thing in the world. Why fight it? In a few years he'll mature out of it, but for now, this Kids Toilet Costume is pure comic gold with him and his friends. And you'll be the coolest parent in the world for letting him wear it. As an added bonus, you can take few snapshots of him wearing it for safe keeping when he's all grown up."
Price: 38.99
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| Butt Blaster Flame Shooter Costume |
It looks like someone was eating Mexican for dinner! It will look like you are being propelled by your behind when you are wearing this Butt Blaster Flame Shooter Costume. This is a funny fart inspired costume that all your friends will find hysterical!
Price: 9.99
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| Adult Domino Costume |
"We've tried to think of all the things you can do in this Adult Domino Costume. So far, our best idea has been to form a band that wears a matching set of these domino outfits and performs only covers of the Van Morrison song of the same name. You could all yourself the Falling Dominoes or Oh, Domino. We're pretty sure that you've got some way more creative ideas to pair with this costume, like a giant life-size version of Domino Rally spread out across your city..."
Price: 24.99
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| Happy Halloweenie Costume |
Who says you have to be appropriate this Halloween? This year you can be completely rude with your costume choice by wearing this giant penis costume. When you wear this you'll be set to tell some of the dirtiest jokes with the most wicked of punchlines this holiday!
Price: 58.99
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| Sister Flighty Hat |
"Even if you weren't born yet when Sally Field flew out of TV screens into America's living rooms as Sister Bertrille, you've probably caught her old show in reruns. This Sister Flighty Hat looks just like the one Field wore. Did you know that there was an actual order of nuns who wore that type of headdress? It's called a cornette, and was based on the normal everyday headdress worn by middle-class women in medieval days. And while there's no record of any nun really taking flight, those who wore cornettes did often have trouble staying upright in high winds. Some (including the author of the book on which the TV show was based) think that was the reason the order abandoned cornettes in favor of simple veils in 1964."
Price: 19.99
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| Taco Dress |
"If there's one thing we know about guys... well, it's that they love tacos. The only thing better than one taco is two, three, or four! With this costume anyone is going to be fine with you as their one and only, because you will steal their heart in no time. Just like the old saying goes, the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach!"
Price: 44.99
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| Womens Skeleton Dress |
What is a fun and spooky way to instantly get into the Halloween spirit? By putting on a classic dress to fit the holiday mood. But what makes a classic Halloween dress? That would be one with the skeleton bones on it. So when you head off to the Monster Mash you'll fit right in with Dracula and the wolfman too. Now if that sounds perfect to you then pick up this dress and you'll look your best this holiday.
Price: 24.99
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| Womens Bacon Dress |
Bacon is so good! It's a great breakfast food and it makes everyone happy knowing they are about to wake up to the great taste of bacon. Now you can wear the tasty breakfast treat when you put on this Womens Bacon Dress. This is a funny and unique food themed costume for women to wear!
Price: 24.99
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| Mail Order Bride Costume |
When you think of Mail Order Brides you don't think that they would actually show up in a postage dress. This dress is perfect because it means that right when she arrives she'll be set to get married ASAP. You can become a bride from a far off land when you wear this funny dress.
Price: 48.99
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| Womens Peacock Costume |
Of all the birds in the world none is more majestic than the peacock. This fancy bird loves to walk around parks letting everyone know how fabulous it is by showing off it's feathery tale. Sometimes the tail just lays flat like a dress train and other times with this bird wants some attention the tale goes up to show off it's pretty colors. Now you can look good while pretending to be your favorite bird in this sexy animal costume.
Price: 74.99
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| Plug and Socket Plus Size Costume |
Electrify your Halloween night this year with this fun and silly costume. This plug and socket costume is perfect for that couple that is looking for a good laugh at an adult party this holiday.
Price: 58.99
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| Seymour Bush Plus Costume |
This Halloween why not go for a professional look? You can when you wear this great doctor's lab coat this holiday. But the thing about this jacket is that not only will you look like you have your PHD but it will also get you some laughs with name Seymour Bush printed on it. Be sure to take a look at all of our great doctor accessories to fill this coat's pockets.
Price: 24.99
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