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| Toddler Orange T-Rex Costume |
"Movies make it so glamorous, don't they? Do a little bit of genetic meddling and abra-kadabra, you've got your own dinosaur zoo! Of course, in practice it's a lot harder. We've been trying to create real dinosaurs for years, but we just can't seem to work. The best solution we came up is this Toddler Orange T-Rex Costume. You can have your child roam around the house in it and it makes your home feel like a prehistoric stomping ground! (Once we have dinosaur cloning technology ready, we'll let you know)."
Price: 28.99
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| Toddler Orange T-Rex Costume |
"Movies make it so glamorous, don't they? Do a little bit of genetic meddling and abra-kadabra, you've got your own dinosaur zoo! Of course, in practice it's a lot harder. We've been trying to create real dinosaurs for years, but we just can't seem to work. The best solution we came up is this Toddler Orange T-Rex Costume. You can have your child roam around the house in it and it makes your home feel like a prehistoric stomping ground! (Once we have dinosaur cloning technology ready, we'll let you know)."
Price: 28.99
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| Toddler Orange T-Rex Costume |
"Movies make it so glamorous, don't they? Do a little bit of genetic meddling and abra-kadabra, you've got your own dinosaur zoo! Of course, in practice it's a lot harder. We've been trying to create real dinosaurs for years, but we just can't seem to work. The best solution we came up is this Toddler Orange T-Rex Costume. You can have your child roam around the house in it and it makes your home feel like a prehistoric stomping ground! (Once we have dinosaur cloning technology ready, we'll let you know)."
Price: 28.99
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| Kid's Padded Muscle Shirt |
"Kids have busy days. They have to get up right away in the morning, eat their frosted mini wheats, or oatmeal, or pop tarts. Then they have to run off to school and learn about physics, and math, and spelling. Then they have to run home, do chores, do homework, eat dinner, and go to bed just to do it all over again in the morning. When would they ever have time to hit the gym and beef up? It's a modern kid problem that can be easily alleviated when they go in this Kids Padded Muscle Shirt! It gives them that muscle man physique without hurting their grades."
Price: 14.99
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| Kid's Padded Muscle Shirt |
"Kids have busy days. They have to get up right away in the morning, eat their frosted mini wheats, or oatmeal, or pop tarts. Then they have to run off to school and learn about physics, and math, and spelling. Then they have to run home, do chores, do homework, eat dinner, and go to bed just to do it all over again in the morning. When would they ever have time to hit the gym and beef up? It's a modern kid problem that can be easily alleviated when they go in this Kids Padded Muscle Shirt! It gives them that muscle man physique without hurting their grades."
Price: 14.99
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| Child Knight Costume |
"Your kid might not be the football quarterback type. He might be more of the 10th level paladin type who fights orcs in the park on Saturdays. Instead of trying to toss around the old pigskin with him, you may just want to get him this Child Knight Costume and take him LARPing. There, he can destroy villainous creatures, slay dragons and ultimately save the kingdom. Doesn't that sound way more fun than tossing around a crummy old football?"
Price: 38.99
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| Child Knight Costume |
"Your kid might not be the football quarterback type. He might be more of the 10th level paladin type who fights orcs in the park on Saturdays. Instead of trying to toss around the old pigskin with him, you may just want to get him this Child Knight Costume and take him LARPing. There, he can destroy villainous creatures, slay dragons and ultimately save the kingdom. Doesn't that sound way more fun than tossing around a crummy old football?"
Price: 38.99
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| Child Knight Costume |
"Your kid might not be the football quarterback type. He might be more of the 10th level paladin type who fights orcs in the park on Saturdays. Instead of trying to toss around the old pigskin with him, you may just want to get him this Child Knight Costume and take him LARPing. There, he can destroy villainous creatures, slay dragons and ultimately save the kingdom. Doesn't that sound way more fun than tossing around a crummy old football?"
Price: 38.99
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| Girl's Flower Power 70's Costume |
"She's not from the 60's but her boots are totally made for walking. Little vintage divas will love stomping around proudly in an outfit that says, 'look at me! ' This little gal will be spreading peace, love, and happiness everywhere she goes. Girls will love the bright colored flowered print. Add some wrist bangles and a hot pink boa for a retro costume that will make her feel like a sensational 60's chick!"
Price: 28.99
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| Child Snow Monster Costume |
"Meet the mysterious Snow Monster. The Snow Monster is only capable of living in ultra frigid conditions, of course. This monster is different from typical monsters because he or she is not destructive by any means. They enjoy making snowmen, snow angels, and the occasional snowball fight. The snowball fights are always friendly! Afterward, this fuzzy Snow Monster appreciates a hot cup of cocoa and a cuddle session."
Price: 34.99
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| Child Snow Monster Costume |
"Meet the mysterious Snow Monster. The Snow Monster is only capable of living in ultra frigid conditions, of course. This monster is different from typical monsters because he or she is not destructive by any means. They enjoy making snowmen, snow angels, and the occasional snowball fight. The snowball fights are always friendly! Afterward, this fuzzy Snow Monster appreciates a hot cup of cocoa and a cuddle session."
Price: 34.99
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| Child Snow Monster Costume |
"Meet the mysterious Snow Monster. The Snow Monster is only capable of living in ultra frigid conditions, of course. This monster is different from typical monsters because he or she is not destructive by any means. They enjoy making snowmen, snow angels, and the occasional snowball fight. The snowball fights are always friendly! Afterward, this fuzzy Snow Monster appreciates a hot cup of cocoa and a cuddle session."
Price: 34.99
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| Kids Deluxe Army Ranger Costume |
"He's already completed the mission of picking up his toys and his mission to make the bed was a complete success. Now, it's time to kick it up a notch and send him on a really dangerous mission, like rescuing some hostages in a battle zone, or engaging terrorists in a gunfight. Alright, so he might not quite be ready for those kinds of missions, but you got to admit, that the Army Ranger uniform makes any kid look like he's a one kid army."
Price: 38.99
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| Kids Deluxe Army Ranger Costume |
"He's already completed the mission of picking up his toys and his mission to make the bed was a complete success. Now, it's time to kick it up a notch and send him on a really dangerous mission, like rescuing some hostages in a battle zone, or engaging terrorists in a gunfight. Alright, so he might not quite be ready for those kinds of missions, but you got to admit, that the Army Ranger uniform makes any kid look like he's a one kid army."
Price: 38.99
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| Kids Deluxe Army Ranger Costume |
"He's already completed the mission of picking up his toys and his mission to make the bed was a complete success. Now, it's time to kick it up a notch and send him on a really dangerous mission, like rescuing some hostages in a battle zone, or engaging terrorists in a gunfight. Alright, so he might not quite be ready for those kinds of missions, but you got to admit, that the Army Ranger uniform makes any kid look like he's a one kid army."
Price: 38.99
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| Kids Deluxe Army Ranger Costume |
"He's already completed the mission of picking up his toys and his mission to make the bed was a complete success. Now, it's time to kick it up a notch and send him on a really dangerous mission, like rescuing some hostages in a battle zone, or engaging terrorists in a gunfight. Alright, so he might not quite be ready for those kinds of missions, but you got to admit, that the Army Ranger uniform makes any kid look like he's a one kid army."
Price: 38.99
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| Kids Deluxe Army Ranger Costume |
"He's already completed the mission of picking up his toys and his mission to make the bed was a complete success. Now, it's time to kick it up a notch and send him on a really dangerous mission, like rescuing some hostages in a battle zone, or engaging terrorists in a gunfight. Alright, so he might not quite be ready for those kinds of missions, but you got to admit, that the Army Ranger uniform makes any kid look like he's a one kid army."
Price: 38.99
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| Child Army Camo Costume |
"They thought you were crazy when you tried enlisting him in the real U.S. Army, but it's never too early to get him trained for a combat mission. All you have to do is send him off to do push-ups in his new military uniform. You should probably start him off with an easy mission, like sending him to the neighbors on a reconnaissance mission."
Price: 28.99
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| Child Army Camo Costume |
"They thought you were crazy when you tried enlisting him in the real U.S. Army, but it's never too early to get him trained for a combat mission. All you have to do is send him off to do push-ups in his new military uniform. You should probably start him off with an easy mission, like sending him to the neighbors on a reconnaissance mission."
Price: 28.99
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| Child Army Camo Costume |
"They thought you were crazy when you tried enlisting him in the real U.S. Army, but it's never too early to get him trained for a combat mission. All you have to do is send him off to do push-ups in his new military uniform. You should probably start him off with an easy mission, like sending him to the neighbors on a reconnaissance mission."
Price: 28.99
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| Child Army Camo Costume |
"They thought you were crazy when you tried enlisting him in the real U.S. Army, but it's never too early to get him trained for a combat mission. All you have to do is send him off to do push-ups in his new military uniform. You should probably start him off with an easy mission, like sending him to the neighbors on a reconnaissance mission."
Price: 28.99
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| Child Raccoon Costume |
"Your child is the cutest, and therefore should have one of the cutest costumes we've ever seen: this adorable raccoon costume for kids! It's big and soft and and has a plush little face on top. We think they're going to love putting this on not only for Halloween but other times of the year just to play. It's time for some forest fun with this raccoon costume!"
Price: 28.99
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| Child Raccoon Costume |
"Your child is the cutest, and therefore should have one of the cutest costumes we've ever seen: this adorable raccoon costume for kids! It's big and soft and and has a plush little face on top. We think they're going to love putting this on not only for Halloween but other times of the year just to play. It's time for some forest fun with this raccoon costume!"
Price: 28.99
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| Child Raccoon Costume |
"Your child is the cutest, and therefore should have one of the cutest costumes we've ever seen: this adorable raccoon costume for kids! It's big and soft and and has a plush little face on top. We think they're going to love putting this on not only for Halloween but other times of the year just to play. It's time for some forest fun with this raccoon costume!"
Price: 28.99
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| Baby Santa Claus Costume |
"Some kids will go to great lengths just to get cookies and milk. You'd probably never think that your child would try to sneak downstairs during Christmas, dressed in this baby Santa Claus costume, just to sneak some extra treats, but then you'd be wrong. Of course, when your little one looks this adorable, it's hard not to let him have a few extra."
Price: 24.99
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| Baby Santa Claus Costume |
"Some kids will go to great lengths just to get cookies and milk. You'd probably never think that your child would try to sneak downstairs during Christmas, dressed in this baby Santa Claus costume, just to sneak some extra treats, but then you'd be wrong. Of course, when your little one looks this adorable, it's hard not to let him have a few extra."
Price: 24.99
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