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| Men's Police Shirt |
"You may not have had the extensive training that most law enforcement officers have, or the fancy equipment, or a dog that can sniff out contraband, or a fancy police car, but you can at least look like a cop. This fancy police-style shirt will make sure of that."
Price: 19.99
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| Mens Sheriff Shirt |
"We've been told that impersonating a police officer is a crime, so we can't actually advise that you try to enforce the law in one of these sheriff shirts. But dancing strangely at parties, hitting on cute girls and singing karaoke are all other viable alternatives that you can do while wearing it. These options are a lot more fun anyways, and who doesn't want to see a cop engage in a little bit of goofy dancing?"
Price: 19.99
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| Mens Sheriff Shirt |
"We've been told that impersonating a police officer is a crime, so we can't actually advise that you try to enforce the law in one of these sheriff shirts. But dancing strangely at parties, hitting on cute girls and singing karaoke are all other viable alternatives that you can do while wearing it. These options are a lot more fun anyways, and who doesn't want to see a cop engage in a little bit of goofy dancing?"
Price: 19.99
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| Plus Size Sheriff Shirt |
"Why waste all that time training to be a police officer when we both know that you just want to become one for the uniform? You can get the shirt you need right here. It's got sheriff patches and everything, so you'll look like a tough guy sheriff who shoots first and asks questions later."
Price: 24.99
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| Men's Referee Shirt |
"There are tons of games that require a ref, like football, basketball and the ever dangerous, game of love. Think of the kind of power you'd have if you wore a referee shirt! You could call fouls, enforce penalties and even suspend players. Or you could just use it to practice cheesy sports themed pick up lines on girls. We're not really going to judge either way - that'll be your job as a ref anyways."
Price: 19.99
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| Men's Referee Shirt |
"There are tons of games that require a ref, like football, basketball and the ever dangerous, game of love. Think of the kind of power you'd have if you wore a referee shirt! You could call fouls, enforce penalties and even suspend players. Or you could just use it to practice cheesy sports themed pick up lines on girls. We're not really going to judge either way - that'll be your job as a ref anyways."
Price: 19.99
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| Plus Size Referee Shirt |
"Some guys want to be a balla, others want to be shot callers. At least that's what a song once told us. The best way to be a shot caller, is to become a referee. Unfortunately, most sports require you to know things like, all the rules to the game, before you can become pro. At least with this referee shirt, you can at least look official."
Price: 22.99
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| Priest Shirt |
"Dressing up like a holy man might not be what some would call ethical, unless, of course, you actually are a priest. No matter what your reason for wanting a priest shirt, we're not going to judge. We just urge you not to do anything illegal while wearing it."
Price: 19.99
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| Priest Shirt |
"Dressing up like a holy man might not be what some would call ethical, unless, of course, you actually are a priest. No matter what your reason for wanting a priest shirt, we're not going to judge. We just urge you not to do anything illegal while wearing it."
Price: 19.99
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| Plus Size Priest Shirt |
"Being a man of the cloth is pretty hard. You have to have the Bible pretty much memorized inside and out, and people sort of expect you to know the deeper meaning of all the stories, before they'll actually listen to you. Instead, you could put on this priest shirt and preach the good word on a soapbox. It might not be a real church, but you'll look still look the part."
Price: 24.99
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| Plus Size Lab Coat |
It's time play doctor! But to really pull off the look you'll need the right jacket. With this white lab coat everyone will think that you'll be able to give them a check up. Be sure to pick up some of our great medical costume accessories so you'll be even more convincing.
Price: 24.99
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| Mens Chef Costume |
"Wearing a full chef's outfit might not turn your famous 'microwaved hot dogs on stale bread' dish into fine cuisine, but going through years of culinary school to learn how to properly filet and sear a halibut, takes time, innate talent and a lot of money. This chef costume just takes the willingness to dress up in a fun outfit."
Price: 28.99
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| Plus Size Chef Costume |
"The difference between a master chef and a bad cook? When a master chef in a white coat and hat makes a bad meal, he can charge 5 star prices for it because it has a taste for the refined. When a bad cook makes a bad meal, it gets fed to the family dog."
Price: 34.99
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| Adult Rhinestone Cowgirl Costume |
"Are you the kind of girl who knows how to work a lasso? Can you ride a bull in your sleep? Is your other car a pony? Even if you answered no to all these questions, don't let that keep you from following your dream of being a cowgirl. All you need is a cute rhinestone dress and a cowgirl hat, which both come in this sweet package."
Price: 38.99
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| Adult Rhinestone Cowgirl Costume |
"Are you the kind of girl who knows how to work a lasso? Can you ride a bull in your sleep? Is your other car a pony? Even if you answered no to all these questions, don't let that keep you from following your dream of being a cowgirl. All you need is a cute rhinestone dress and a cowgirl hat, which both come in this sweet package."
Price: 38.99
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| Adult Rhinestone Cowgirl Costume |
"Are you the kind of girl who knows how to work a lasso? Can you ride a bull in your sleep? Is your other car a pony? Even if you answered no to all these questions, don't let that keep you from following your dream of being a cowgirl. All you need is a cute rhinestone dress and a cowgirl hat, which both come in this sweet package."
Price: 38.99
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| Adult Rhinestone Cowgirl Costume |
"Are you the kind of girl who knows how to work a lasso? Can you ride a bull in your sleep? Is your other car a pony? Even if you answered no to all these questions, don't let that keep you from following your dream of being a cowgirl. All you need is a cute rhinestone dress and a cowgirl hat, which both come in this sweet package."
Price: 38.99
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| Sailor Shirt |
"You might not know the first thing about sailing, or boats, or the ocean, but you can totally still be a sailor. All it really takes is the classic shirt and hat to make people think you know your way around a boat. Of course, if you really want to, you could get the uniform the old fashioned way, by joining the Navy and spending years in training..."
Price: 19.99
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| Sailor Shirt |
"You might not know the first thing about sailing, or boats, or the ocean, but you can totally still be a sailor. All it really takes is the classic shirt and hat to make people think you know your way around a boat. Of course, if you really want to, you could get the uniform the old fashioned way, by joining the Navy and spending years in training..."
Price: 19.99
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| Plus Size Sailor Shirt |
"Be honest. You have a whole list of sailor pick-up lines that you've been dying to try out. Stop hiding them from the world. Your first step to bringing them into the world is a sailor outfit, which we have just waiting for you."
Price: 24.99
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| Womens Ship Mate Costume |
"You don't actually have to be a sailor to enjoy wearing a ship mate outfit, however we do recommend you brush up on your sailor lingo before putting it on. Just use phrases like, Aye! Aye! and, Bumboat barnacles! or even, Mizzen mast! We're not really sure what some of those mean, but they sound like things you should say while dressed as a cute Navy girl."
Price: 28.99
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| Mens Race Car Driver Costume |
"We'd like to tell you that wearing this race car driver outfit will turn your car into a speed machine with over 800 horsepower, but our mommas told us to always tell the truth. So, the only thing we can say about this costume, is that you can put it on and drive your car while making race car noises and it doesn't look as weird as when you do it in your work clothes. And we think that's pretty special."
Price: 38.99
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| Mens Plus Race Car Driver Costume |
"Doing errands can be a real drag, but do you want to know what makes them more fun? When you put on this race car driver jumpsuit and pretend that you're on the Daytona Speedway, instead of on your way to the grocery store to get milk. We recommend that you follow all the speed limits, but just start making fast engine noises with your mouth while you drive and it will seem like you're going faster. (Warning: if you actually do this, your wife, girlfriend and/or kids will probably pretend that they don't know you.)"
Price: 44.99
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| Sexy Amelia Earhart Costume |
"Although you'll totally look capable of flying a plane when you dress up as Amelia Earhart in this sexy pilot outfit, they still probably won't let you get in the cockpit without a pilot's license. There's nothing stopping you from pretending that your bicycle is an airplane though."
Price: 38.99
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| Sexy Amelia Earhart Costume |
"Although you'll totally look capable of flying a plane when you dress up as Amelia Earhart in this sexy pilot outfit, they still probably won't let you get in the cockpit without a pilot's license. There's nothing stopping you from pretending that your bicycle is an airplane though."
Price: 38.99
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| Womens Touchdown Football Costume |
"Man's mind isn't much of a mystery. They love football and they love women. You might have to watch out when you combine the two, by wearing this football player outfit, since most men's minds won't have the constitution to handle such a perfect combination."
Price: 24.99
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