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| Greek Olympia Costume |
"We're about to teach you the secret to crashing a party at Mt. Olympia. First, wear a white dress. Next, just tell the bouncer that you're a Greek goddess. He might not believe you at first, but just tell him that Zeus is your dad. With all the extramarital affairs that dude has been involved in, it'd be harder NOT to believe that story. Also, Hera might try to kill you, but that's Greek deities for you."
Price: 34.99
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| Greek Olympia Costume |
"We're about to teach you the secret to crashing a party at Mt. Olympia. First, wear a white dress. Next, just tell the bouncer that you're a Greek goddess. He might not believe you at first, but just tell him that Zeus is your dad. With all the extramarital affairs that dude has been involved in, it'd be harder NOT to believe that story. Also, Hera might try to kill you, but that's Greek deities for you."
Price: 34.99
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| Greek Olympia Costume |
"We're about to teach you the secret to crashing a party at Mt. Olympia. First, wear a white dress. Next, just tell the bouncer that you're a Greek goddess. He might not believe you at first, but just tell him that Zeus is your dad. With all the extramarital affairs that dude has been involved in, it'd be harder NOT to believe that story. Also, Hera might try to kill you, but that's Greek deities for you."
Price: 34.99
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| Greek Olympia Costume |
"We're about to teach you the secret to crashing a party at Mt. Olympia. First, wear a white dress. Next, just tell the bouncer that you're a Greek goddess. He might not believe you at first, but just tell him that Zeus is your dad. With all the extramarital affairs that dude has been involved in, it'd be harder NOT to believe that story. Also, Hera might try to kill you, but that's Greek deities for you."
Price: 34.99
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| Sexy Vintage Baseball Costume |
"Normally, you need a certain set of skills to make it onto the baseball team, like being able to hit homers or being able to throw a wicked fastball. But something tells us that the coach probably won't mind letting you onto the team when you show up wearing this sexy baseball uniform. You're sure to be a catch!"
Price: 32.99
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| Deluxe Velvet & Satin Hooded Cape |
Go for a mysterious look this Halloween when you wear this Deluxe Velvet & Satin Hooded Cape. This works great if you're looking for a mystical witch costume or a for a dark sorceress. Just be sure to work your spells on those who deserve it!
Price: 34.99
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| Sexy Santa Claus Costume |
"Forget about toy trains and rocking horses for a presents. You're the best gift anyone can get on Christmas, especially when you show up sneaking under the tree in a sexy Santa Claus themed outfit."
Price: 38.99
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| Sexy Santa Claus Costume |
"Forget about toy trains and rocking horses for a presents. You're the best gift anyone can get on Christmas, especially when you show up sneaking under the tree in a sexy Santa Claus themed outfit."
Price: 38.99
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| Sexy Santa Claus Costume |
"Forget about toy trains and rocking horses for a presents. You're the best gift anyone can get on Christmas, especially when you show up sneaking under the tree in a sexy Santa Claus themed outfit."
Price: 38.99
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| Sexy Santa Claus Costume |
"Forget about toy trains and rocking horses for a presents. You're the best gift anyone can get on Christmas, especially when you show up sneaking under the tree in a sexy Santa Claus themed outfit."
Price: 38.99
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| Sexy Santa Claus Costume |
"Forget about toy trains and rocking horses for a presents. You're the best gift anyone can get on Christmas, especially when you show up sneaking under the tree in a sexy Santa Claus themed outfit."
Price: 38.99
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| Plus Size Secret Santa Costume |
"This plus size secret Santa costume will make all the guys try extra hard to get on your nice list! It has the look of a traditional Santa Claus suit, but has a sexy design that the big guy at the North Pole could never pull off. The dress is very short, a pair of hot pants is absolutely a good idea."
Price: 44.99
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| Plus Size Secret Santa Costume |
"This plus size secret Santa costume will make all the guys try extra hard to get on your nice list! It has the look of a traditional Santa Claus suit, but has a sexy design that the big guy at the North Pole could never pull off. The dress is very short, a pair of hot pants is absolutely a good idea."
Price: 44.99
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| Deluxe Velvet Cape w/ Red Satin Lining |
Add extra drama to your vampire costume with the addition of the deluxe velvet cape. It will add an air of mystery to your Gothic attire and ward off any chill that dares to creep near you on Halloween night.
Price: 32.99
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| Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume |
"Clubbin' is the act of going out to night clubs for some dancing, but to prehistoric women, it means running around hitting cavemen with a big club. Lucky for you, this Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume works for either kind of clubbin', but if you want to hit cavemen you'll have to grab a club from our accessories section."
Price: 34.99
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| Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume |
"Clubbin' is the act of going out to night clubs for some dancing, but to prehistoric women, it means running around hitting cavemen with a big club. Lucky for you, this Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume works for either kind of clubbin', but if you want to hit cavemen you'll have to grab a club from our accessories section."
Price: 34.99
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| Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume |
"Clubbin' is the act of going out to night clubs for some dancing, but to prehistoric women, it means running around hitting cavemen with a big club. Lucky for you, this Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume works for either kind of clubbin', but if you want to hit cavemen you'll have to grab a club from our accessories section."
Price: 34.99
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| Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume |
"Clubbin' is the act of going out to night clubs for some dancing, but to prehistoric women, it means running around hitting cavemen with a big club. Lucky for you, this Clubbin' Cavewoman Costume works for either kind of clubbin', but if you want to hit cavemen you'll have to grab a club from our accessories section."
Price: 34.99
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| Deluxe Velvet Cape w/Purple Satin Lining |
"When you wear a cape there are lots of different emotions you begin to feel. You start to feel powerful, dark, mysterious, and maybe a little bit...creepy. Capes will always give off a semi-creepy vibe, but sometimes that's the vibe you are going for! Wear this purple satin lined cape if you are looking to mystify your friends. Or you can put the hood up and be the unknown creeper in the corner. It is totally up to you!"
Price: 38.99
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| Deluxe Velvet Cape w/ Quilted Red Lining |
"When you decide to show the world that you have a bit of an evil streak, do it with style in this deluxe velvet cape. Whether you've settled on a Gothic vampire costume or a red devil, this cape will add a rich, royal look that will command everyone's attention."
Price: 36.99
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| Right On Hippie Costume |
"You can do all sorts of things in this hippie outfit, like play hacky sack at the park, or play hacky sack by a tree, or maybe even play hacky sack by a pond. Alright, so maybe hippies do other things besides play hacky sack, but it's actually pretty fun and they don't do Woodstock anymore."
Price: 38.99
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| Plus Right On Hippie Costume |
"Here's some lessons in hippie 101. First, bell bottoms will increase your ability to play hacky sack by making your foot look bigger. Second, a good headband will keep your hair out of your eyes while you play hacky sack. Third, fringe inexplicably makes hacky sack more fun. In case you didn't notice the pattern, hippies spend most of their day thinking about, or playing hacky sack."
Price: 44.99
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| Sexy Astronaut Costume |
"We know that you secretly pretend that your car is a space ship, but it's okay. We won't tell anybody. If you're real nice, we can hook you up with a sexy NASA style astronaut jumpsuit, though. You can tell everyone that you picked it out for the party because you thought you'd look cute in it, but we both know it's because you want to wear it in your car and make rocket ship noises."
Price: 44.99
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| Sexy Astronaut Costume |
"We know that you secretly pretend that your car is a space ship, but it's okay. We won't tell anybody. If you're real nice, we can hook you up with a sexy NASA style astronaut jumpsuit, though. You can tell everyone that you picked it out for the party because you thought you'd look cute in it, but we both know it's because you want to wear it in your car and make rocket ship noises."
Price: 44.99
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| Sexy Astronaut Costume |
"We know that you secretly pretend that your car is a space ship, but it's okay. We won't tell anybody. If you're real nice, we can hook you up with a sexy NASA style astronaut jumpsuit, though. You can tell everyone that you picked it out for the party because you thought you'd look cute in it, but we both know it's because you want to wear it in your car and make rocket ship noises."
Price: 44.99
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| Sexy Rocket Girl Costume |
"Even though you're going to have a killer time claiming that you drive rocket ships for a living in this astronaut romper, you still can't put Space Ship Captain on your resume. NASA usually checks into those sorts of things when they hire a new pilot, so it's probably not going to fly."
Price: 38.99
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