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| Girl's Evil Master Helper Costume |
"Does your child have the inclination to serve the most evil thing she can find? Congratulations! She's going to have a fine and healthy career in henchwomanry. It's a great field with a lot of jobs all over the world; well paid, full benefits, and lots of cool perks like getting to travel and seeing (and stealing) all of the world's most iconic objects. Yep, not a bad field to get into. If she needs a little help with what to wear to her first job interview, we think this regulation Evil Master Helper costume will make her look professional, and highly hireable by any of the world's most prominent supervillains."
Price: 12.99
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| Girl's Rob'n Da Hood Costume |
"Robin Hood is a cool guy and all, but do you know what would make him even cooler? If Robin Hood was actually a girl. You know why, right? Cause girls rule! Girl power! So now you can steal from the rich and distribute it to the poor. Well, not really, we don't want you to steal, but you can definitely pretend! Your friends will love you for it. You'll love wearing the puffy sleeves and the feather in your cap!"
Price: 14.99
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| Girl's Rob'n Da Hood Costume |
"Robin Hood is a cool guy and all, but do you know what would make him even cooler? If Robin Hood was actually a girl. You know why, right? Cause girls rule! Girl power! So now you can steal from the rich and distribute it to the poor. Well, not really, we don't want you to steal, but you can definitely pretend! Your friends will love you for it. You'll love wearing the puffy sleeves and the feather in your cap!"
Price: 14.99
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| Men's Count Pimp Costume |
"Mwahaha! Do you know the vamp that always gets all the vampire vixens? It's Count Pimp, that's who. When he walks into the bar, all of the hottest vampires fly over to him in hopes that he will buy them a shot of sweet blood. His casket is lined with the softest of silk and he has the longest cane in town. Practice your pimp strut while flaunting your extra large collar and showing off those ultra sharp fangs. You'll be scary, but in a manly sexy way!"
Price: 28.99
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| The Simpsons Krusty the Clown Costume |
"Okay, Krusty probably isn't the greatest role model if you dig into his personal life a little bit. He chain smokes, he loves to gamble, and when he makes a doll in his own likeness he rushes through the recording session (which any sound engineer will tell you is very annoying). But when Krusty is on, he is really ON, and he makes children laugh and smile. He shows cartoons with excessive violence, he makes and breaks young stars based on the rise and fall of a catch phrase alone, and when he gets together with Sideshow Mel, get ready to bust a gut laughing. What we're really trying to say is that this Krusty the Clown costume will transform you into the complicated yet hilarious character from the Simpsons, so send in the clowns with this exclusive look."
Price: 59.99
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| The Simpsons Krusty the Clown Costume |
"Okay, Krusty probably isn't the greatest role model if you dig into his personal life a little bit. He chain smokes, he loves to gamble, and when he makes a doll in his own likeness he rushes through the recording session (which any sound engineer will tell you is very annoying). But when Krusty is on, he is really ON, and he makes children laugh and smile. He shows cartoons with excessive violence, he makes and breaks young stars based on the rise and fall of a catch phrase alone, and when he gets together with Sideshow Mel, get ready to bust a gut laughing. What we're really trying to say is that this Krusty the Clown costume will transform you into the complicated yet hilarious character from the Simpsons, so send in the clowns with this exclusive look."
Price: 59.99
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| The Simpsons Homer Simpson Costume |
"When writing this copy we thought of the most famous Homer Simpsons moments to use as the focus, which, as we'll go into, is really hard to do. A few great ones come to mind immediately, like the time he tried to jump the Springfield Gorge on Bart's skateboard, or the time he stole the Gummi Venus De Milo from the candy expo, or what about that time he caused a nuclear reaction in a training operation even though there was no radiation in the truck? See, it's really hard to just choose one, because they're all so good. In fact, we found that whoever we assigned this copy to ended up in an immediate Simpsons marathon that sucked up all their time... so we're just gonna end this by saying that this Homer Simpson costume is far more WOO-HOO! than D'OH, as Homer J. would say. Also, Mmm... costume. See, we can't STOP!"
Price: 44.99
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| The Simpsons Homer Simpson Costume |
"When writing this copy we thought of the most famous Homer Simpsons moments to use as the focus, which, as we'll go into, is really hard to do. A few great ones come to mind immediately, like the time he tried to jump the Springfield Gorge on Bart's skateboard, or the time he stole the Gummi Venus De Milo from the candy expo, or what about that time he caused a nuclear reaction in a training operation even though there was no radiation in the truck? See, it's really hard to just choose one, because they're all so good. In fact, we found that whoever we assigned this copy to ended up in an immediate Simpsons marathon that sucked up all their time... so we're just gonna end this by saying that this Homer Simpson costume is far more WOO-HOO! than D'OH, as Homer J. would say. Also, Mmm... costume. See, we can't STOP!"
Price: 44.99
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| The Simpsons Homer Simpson Costume |
"When writing this copy we thought of the most famous Homer Simpsons moments to use as the focus, which, as we'll go into, is really hard to do. A few great ones come to mind immediately, like the time he tried to jump the Springfield Gorge on Bart's skateboard, or the time he stole the Gummi Venus De Milo from the candy expo, or what about that time he caused a nuclear reaction in a training operation even though there was no radiation in the truck? See, it's really hard to just choose one, because they're all so good. In fact, we found that whoever we assigned this copy to ended up in an immediate Simpsons marathon that sucked up all their time... so we're just gonna end this by saying that this Homer Simpson costume is far more WOO-HOO! than D'OH, as Homer J. would say. Also, Mmm... costume. See, we can't STOP!"
Price: 44.99
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| The Simpsons Homer Simpson Costume |
"When writing this copy we thought of the most famous Homer Simpsons moments to use as the focus, which, as we'll go into, is really hard to do. A few great ones come to mind immediately, like the time he tried to jump the Springfield Gorge on Bart's skateboard, or the time he stole the Gummi Venus De Milo from the candy expo, or what about that time he caused a nuclear reaction in a training operation even though there was no radiation in the truck? See, it's really hard to just choose one, because they're all so good. In fact, we found that whoever we assigned this copy to ended up in an immediate Simpsons marathon that sucked up all their time... so we're just gonna end this by saying that this Homer Simpson costume is far more WOO-HOO! than D'OH, as Homer J. would say. Also, Mmm... costume. See, we can't STOP!"
Price: 44.99
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| Child Lisa Simpson Costume |
"Your child grew up on the Simpsons... and there's a good chance you did too! It's been around a long time and it's still as funny and relevant as ever. We took a brief poll around the office and Lisa was in the top three of favorite characters. And why not? She's smart, sweet, and she's hilarious! We think she's the perfect role model for any young girl, and that's why she should go in this child Lisa Simpson costume. It captures the character in her classic style. Now, if your child could just learn how to play the saxophone, idolize Bleeding Gums Murphy, and memorize all the lyrics to 'Lisa it's Your Birthday,' her transformation would be complete!"
Price: 34.99
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| Adult Bart Simpson Costume |
"Oh, Bartholomew J. Simpson. Over the years, you've taught us so many things about life. We learned that malk does not strengthen your bones. We learned that Rand McNally is a nation in the southern hemisphere where hamburgers eat people. We even learned that one soul is worth the price of Alf pogs. Yes, we owe Bart a great deal, which is why we wanted to get this Bart Simpson costume just right.We spent hours researching Bart's look... okay, so maybe Bart's look is pretty simple since it's pretty much just a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, but we still really rolled up our sleeves on this one. The included red shirt is the classic red worn in the show and the yellow longsleeves give you that yellow cartoon skin from Matt Groening's long running cartoon series. Of course, the other main half of his look are the blue shorts, which come complete with this a set of yellow tights underneath. And what would that little rebellious rapscallion be without that yellow, spiky hair? The included mas"
Price: 49.99
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| Adult Bart Simpson Costume |
"Oh, Bartholomew J. Simpson. Over the years, you've taught us so many things about life. We learned that malk does not strengthen your bones. We learned that Rand McNally is a nation in the southern hemisphere where hamburgers eat people. We even learned that one soul is worth the price of Alf pogs. Yes, we owe Bart a great deal, which is why we wanted to get this Bart Simpson costume just right.We spent hours researching Bart's look... okay, so maybe Bart's look is pretty simple since it's pretty much just a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, but we still really rolled up our sleeves on this one. The included red shirt is the classic red worn in the show and the yellow longsleeves give you that yellow cartoon skin from Matt Groening's long running cartoon series. Of course, the other main half of his look are the blue shorts, which come complete with this a set of yellow tights underneath. And what would that little rebellious rapscallion be without that yellow, spiky hair? The included mas"
Price: 49.99
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| Adult Bart Simpson Costume |
"Oh, Bartholomew J. Simpson. Over the years, you've taught us so many things about life. We learned that malk does not strengthen your bones. We learned that Rand McNally is a nation in the southern hemisphere where hamburgers eat people. We even learned that one soul is worth the price of Alf pogs. Yes, we owe Bart a great deal, which is why we wanted to get this Bart Simpson costume just right.We spent hours researching Bart's look... okay, so maybe Bart's look is pretty simple since it's pretty much just a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, but we still really rolled up our sleeves on this one. The included red shirt is the classic red worn in the show and the yellow longsleeves give you that yellow cartoon skin from Matt Groening's long running cartoon series. Of course, the other main half of his look are the blue shorts, which come complete with this a set of yellow tights underneath. And what would that little rebellious rapscallion be without that yellow, spiky hair? The included mas"
Price: 49.99
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| Adult Bart Simpson Costume |
"Oh, Bartholomew J. Simpson. Over the years, you've taught us so many things about life. We learned that malk does not strengthen your bones. We learned that Rand McNally is a nation in the southern hemisphere where hamburgers eat people. We even learned that one soul is worth the price of Alf pogs. Yes, we owe Bart a great deal, which is why we wanted to get this Bart Simpson costume just right.We spent hours researching Bart's look... okay, so maybe Bart's look is pretty simple since it's pretty much just a pair of shorts and a t-shirt, but we still really rolled up our sleeves on this one. The included red shirt is the classic red worn in the show and the yellow longsleeves give you that yellow cartoon skin from Matt Groening's long running cartoon series. Of course, the other main half of his look are the blue shorts, which come complete with this a set of yellow tights underneath. And what would that little rebellious rapscallion be without that yellow, spiky hair? The included mas"
Price: 49.99
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| The Simpsons Milhouse Mask |
"Everything's coming up Milhouse! Well, it certainly will be soon when you wear this Simpsons Milhouse mask. We understand that not everyone would want to be Milhouse, but after asking around we found out that he's many people's favorite character. Why? Well, he's got unique blue hair, cool red glasses, his Dad is a musician (Can I Borrow a Feeling?) and he was even in a Hollywood movie as Fallout Boy. See, he's the coolest kid in Springfield! And being the coolest kid in Springfield is radical as Milhouse himself might say."
Price: 17.99
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| The Simpsons Homer Simpson Mask |
"Remember that time Homer stole the gummy Venus from the candy expo? Remember when he stole all of Willie's grease from the school's grease traps? Remember when he went to hell and ate all of the donuts? Remember when you wore this mask and said Woo-hoo? Oh right, that hasn't happened yet... but it can! This Homer Simpson mask is an officially licensed exclusive. Because, let's face it, we know that if you're dressing up as Homer, you'll need his iconic mug to top off the outfit. Sure, you could shave off most of your hair, paint your skin yellow, work on a five-o'clock shadow and find some way to enlarge your eyes... but this is the better option. It won't take so much time or money and transformation into your favorite couch-potato only takes seconds! That is definitely worth a Whoo-hoo!"
Price: 49.99
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| Duff Can Cooler |
"Put down that Fudd Beer you weirdo Shelbyvillian, because you're a Duff Beer fan now that you got this Duff Beer can cooler! There's so many things to love about this thing... it makes you look like you have great taste in brew while you're wandering around in your Simpsons costume this Halloween, or if you happen to make your way to Duff Gardens, you'll fit right in. Nothing looks more natural than having this can cooler in one hand, and a delicious handful of beer gummies in the other. And, while you're there, if you happen to bump into the Seven Duffs, just don't run afoul of Surly, because Surly only cares about one person... Surly."
Price: 5.99
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| Hidden Treasure Pirate Hat |
"Part of the fun of looking for hidden treasure is you don't always know what you're going to find. Maybe you'll find a chest of doubloons, or diamonds, rubies, and emeralds! Or maybe you'll just find a sack of old cans of pirate chowder. Whatever the prize, the mysteriousness add to the thrill of the chase. Which is exactly what you'll add to your costume when you wear this hidden treasure pirate hat. The soft and sexy hat will have all the fellas wondering what sorts of hidden treasures you've got hiding in your costume. There's only one way for them to find out..."
Price: 49.99
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| Renegade Hat |
"Pirate meets sexy with this Renegade Hat and let's face it. Pirates needed a little help with the whole sexy thing. Some of them grow weird beards and have scurvy, which is why you'll show them all in this classy hat."
Price: 19.99
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| Women's Army General Costume |
"Are you ready to whip your soldiers into shape? This Womens Army General Costume gives you a look that will have all your troops standing at attention. With a sexy cut that incorporates an intimidating military theme, all you need to do is shout a command, then watch all your troops scramble to carry out your orders. You'll be able to strategize the perfect gameplan for any party invasion once you put on the general's cap, making you a force to be reckoned with during an costume contest battle."
Price: 74.99
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| Women's Dreamy Sergeant Costume |
"Be powerful and commanding! It will be easy for you to command the attention of all the soldiers in your squad when you are wearing this Women's Dreamy Sergeant Costume. If you like to be in charge, then this camouflage costume is right up your alley."
Price: 24.99
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| Womens Pippi Longstocking Costume |
"This red headed, freckle faced kid is always getting into trouble, but who could stay mad at someone so cute? It's time to get into some mischief while you are wearing this red pigtail wig! This Womens Pippi Longstocking Costume is an adorable storybook character costume for ladies. Just pair it with some high heels and you have the complete look!"
Price: 48.99
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| Women's Camp Fire Cutie Costume |
I'll bet you never wore a uniform like this when you went to summer camp! So it's just as well that you're wearing this Women's Camp Fire Cutie Costume to a Halloween party and not to camp. Add thigh-high stockings and sexy shoes to complete your sexy look.
Price: 64.99
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| Women's Native Princess Costume |
Make heap big sensation when you wear this Women's Native Princess Costume to your Halloween or Old West theme party! Add fringed sandals and a toy tomahawk to complete the look. All of the braves will want you to visit their tepees!
Price: 34.99
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| Women's Daisy Meadow Gnome Costume |
"This Women's Daisy Meadow Gnome Costume lets you become a kitschy lawn ornament, or, if you leave the hat at home, this could be a German beer maid costume. In either case, add white knee-high or thigh-high stockings and black or red shoes."
Price: 14.99
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| Women's Daisy Meadow Gnome Costume |
"This Women's Daisy Meadow Gnome Costume lets you become a kitschy lawn ornament, or, if you leave the hat at home, this could be a German beer maid costume. In either case, add white knee-high or thigh-high stockings and black or red shoes."
Price: 14.99
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| Women's Black Mermaid Costume |
"Not all mermaids are turquoise scaled and adorably cute. Some are as black as the depths of the mighty sea. Whether you fancy yourself as a twisted villainous mermaid or just prefer the fashion chic look of a black fin, this black mermaid costume is perfect for a new take on a classic costume. Get ready to head under the sea with this cool style, and remember it's your decision whether to be good or bad!"
Price: 84.99
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