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| Blonde Salesman Wig |
"Are your sales down this quarter? Has your classic What will it take to earn your business? pitch been getting shot down left and right? Want to know how to fix it? Two words. New hairstyle. That's what you need. Easy solution. It just so happens that this blonde wig gives you just the panache you need to make the sale. So, what can we do to put you in this wig today?"
Price: 16.99
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| Adult Deluxe Witch Wig |
"It is really, really hard to get a hair appointment when you're a witch. First you have to work your way through the yellow pages to find a hair dresser than will take you. Then you have to vet out whether they have the talent to match the highlights that you want to get to your green hued skin. And that's not even counting the fact that you have to walk through Salem in broad daylight to get to the salon... we hear that they don't like witches very much there! Save yourself all of the hassle with this deluxe witch wig. It will truly complete your occult look, and we'll even deliver it right to your door!"
Price: 24.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Raincoat |
"The Force might be mighty powerful, but it can't do everything for you, even if you are an intimidating Sith Lord like Darth Vader. You may be able to use it to help you win a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it's not going to keep you dry during a Kamino style rainstorm! When that happens, all the Dark Side powers in the world won't help a Sith from catching, but this Darth Vader raincoat will!This Star Wars raincoat is a kid-sized coat that will keep your little one dry while he practices his Dark Side powers! The coat is made of a water resistant material which has Darth Vader's armor on printed on the front. The hood even has a face mask that resembles Vader's signature helmet. And Darth Vader just wouldn't be Vader without his signature cape, right? This raincoat has an attached cape that gives your child an ominous appearance while helping him stay dry! Your little one will be all ready to jump in puddles around Kamino once he has it on!"
Price: 34.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Raincoat |
"The Force might be mighty powerful, but it can't do everything for you, even if you are an intimidating Sith Lord like Darth Vader. You may be able to use it to help you win a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it's not going to keep you dry during a Kamino style rainstorm! When that happens, all the Dark Side powers in the world won't help a Sith from catching, but this Darth Vader raincoat will!This Star Wars raincoat is a kid-sized coat that will keep your little one dry while he practices his Dark Side powers! The coat is made of a water resistant material which has Darth Vader's armor on printed on the front. The hood even has a face mask that resembles Vader's signature helmet. And Darth Vader just wouldn't be Vader without his signature cape, right? This raincoat has an attached cape that gives your child an ominous appearance while helping him stay dry! Your little one will be all ready to jump in puddles around Kamino once he has it on!"
Price: 34.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Raincoat |
"The Force might be mighty powerful, but it can't do everything for you, even if you are an intimidating Sith Lord like Darth Vader. You may be able to use it to help you win a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it's not going to keep you dry during a Kamino style rainstorm! When that happens, all the Dark Side powers in the world won't help a Sith from catching, but this Darth Vader raincoat will!This Star Wars raincoat is a kid-sized coat that will keep your little one dry while he practices his Dark Side powers! The coat is made of a water resistant material which has Darth Vader's armor on printed on the front. The hood even has a face mask that resembles Vader's signature helmet. And Darth Vader just wouldn't be Vader without his signature cape, right? This raincoat has an attached cape that gives your child an ominous appearance while helping him stay dry! Your little one will be all ready to jump in puddles around Kamino once he has it on!"
Price: 34.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Raincoat |
"The Force might be mighty powerful, but it can't do everything for you, even if you are an intimidating Sith Lord like Darth Vader. You may be able to use it to help you win a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it's not going to keep you dry during a Kamino style rainstorm! When that happens, all the Dark Side powers in the world won't help a Sith from catching, but this Darth Vader raincoat will!This Star Wars raincoat is a kid-sized coat that will keep your little one dry while he practices his Dark Side powers! The coat is made of a water resistant material which has Darth Vader's armor on printed on the front. The hood even has a face mask that resembles Vader's signature helmet. And Darth Vader just wouldn't be Vader without his signature cape, right? This raincoat has an attached cape that gives your child an ominous appearance while helping him stay dry! Your little one will be all ready to jump in puddles around Kamino once he has it on!"
Price: 34.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Raincoat |
"The Force might be mighty powerful, but it can't do everything for you, even if you are an intimidating Sith Lord like Darth Vader. You may be able to use it to help you win a lightsaber battle against Obi-Wan Kenobi, but it's not going to keep you dry during a Kamino style rainstorm! When that happens, all the Dark Side powers in the world won't help a Sith from catching, but this Darth Vader raincoat will!This Star Wars raincoat is a kid-sized coat that will keep your little one dry while he practices his Dark Side powers! The coat is made of a water resistant material which has Darth Vader's armor on printed on the front. The hood even has a face mask that resembles Vader's signature helmet. And Darth Vader just wouldn't be Vader without his signature cape, right? This raincoat has an attached cape that gives your child an ominous appearance while helping him stay dry! Your little one will be all ready to jump in puddles around Kamino once he has it on!"
Price: 34.99
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| Faux Ivory Necklace W/ Skull Pendant |
"We know, you just need to find that last perfect accessory to complete you dastardly pirate costume, or your wicked witch costume, or maybe this year you're going for more of a diabolical demon look, either way, we have the perfect finishing touch to add to your outfit. Check out this creepy yet fashionable jewelry! It's our Faux Ivory Necklace with Skull Pendant! Just look at that collection of bones that could be around your neck. You're sure to be voted the scariest at whatever costume event you attend. This necklace will be the quickest and easiest way for you to add a frightening hint of realism to any costume. When someone finally finds the nerve to ask you where you obtained your collection of bones, just give them a creepy smile and say something like, �Care to join the collection? � That is sure to solidify your spot as the most terrifying attendee at your next costume party."
Price: 8.99
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| Freddy Krueger Window Cling |
"No other monster or psycho killer haunts your dreams quite like Freddy Krueger! The man literally hunts you down in your dreams, doze off for a second and you may never awake again. Creepy stuff right there, and that's just the kind of stuff we love! We know that we're not the only ones either, so if you want to let your freak flag fly a bit over this Halloween then this Freddy Krueger Window Cling could be just what you're looking for. This window cling is frightfully realistic and you're sure to have your guests pinching their arms when they see Freddy staring them right in the eyes from your window. You could let them in on the gag right away or watch them slowly become more and more paranoid that Krueger is about to disappear from the window and come back as the chair they're sitting in. Personally, we think the latter may be a bit more entertaining, but that's up to you once this window cling featuring this classic killer is hanging in your home."
Price: 9.99
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| Western Belt Buckle |
"If you want to be a studly cowboy, then you need the right belt buckle. A belt buckle that will have other cowboys consider whether or not that town is big enough for the two of you, then after a lot of deep thinking will depart from the town, leaving you to be the biggest and baddest cowpoke around. That's a tall order and a lot to expect from a belt buckle but we can help you out. You see, it's an unwritten law of the Wild West that the bigger and shinier the buckle, the better cowboy you are, so, at least, with this buckle on your belt you'll give off the illusion that this isn't your first rodeo. This here buckle is large and definitely in charge, and even has a longhorn steer on the front in gold accents. There's not another cowboy around that would even think of messing with you while you're wearing this Western Belt Buckle."
Price: 19.99
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| Decorative Gun |
"Pirates weren't exactly the most subtle bunch, but when your job is fighting and looting it doesn't exactly pay to be the gentlemanly type. That's why pirates don't have doilies and teddy bears on their mantel. The have stuff like this Decorative Gun sitting on their mantel. It looks menacing next to the skulls and cutlasses they already have in their room. If you want to turn your room into a pirate den, then this is a great place to start. (Just remember that this thing is purely a decorative piece and that walking into your local grocery store with this thing in your belt is a shortcut to the back of a police car)."
Price: 14.99
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| Jester Bob O Mask |
"Having trouble deciding between looking absolutely hilarious or utterly horrifying, well why choose only one when you can be both! With this Jester Bob O Mask you will look frightfully farcical, both merry and murderous, like some sort of rib-tickling nightmare. If you enjoy keeping people on their toes, then have fun with all the awkward exchanges you can have with others as you dance over the line between silly and psychotic. The face stretched across this latex mask has amazing details around the eyes and mouth, like a costume right off of a horror-movie set. There are also carefully placed holes that will allow you to breath without a problem as well as allow you to see the faces of the victims that you get to test out your maniacal laugh on. So, grab this mask, memorize a handful of twisted jokes, maybe even gather up a few abnormal props, and join the ranks of the other iconic villainous killer clowns of our times!"
Price: 39.99
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| Soft and Sexy Mask |
"Have you ever really wanted to give someone the ol'Shyamalan surprise, you know, the classic M. Night twist, when you straight up blow someone's mind right off the face of the earth? Well, speaking of faces, we've got an idea...and it's so crazy, it might just work. Step one, throw this Soft and Sexy Woman Mask on with your next costume. Step two, either subtly or suddenly rip it off at some point during the night. And that's the whole plan, just two easy steps. You'll be sure to give everyone whiplash when they have to do a double take. With the high quality of the mask, you may even see the victims of this prank continuing to search through the party for Judy or Heather (or whatever the fake name was that you used). So whether you feel like pulling a fast one on your friends this Halloween or if you'd like to dress in drag this Soft and Sexy Woman Mask is sure to help perfect your illusion."
Price: 59.99
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| Auntie Mask |
"Wouldn't it be amazing to have the ability to age yourself by a couple decades so you could go take advantage of all the senior discounts out there? It's a goldmine! You would get to spend less of your hard-earned money on coffee, buffets, and even on traveling expenses. Talk about a deal of a lifetime! Maybe that's why you literally have to live through a lifetime to get all of those perks. Makes sense, but who would want to wait that long before reaping all the benefits? No one, that's who. Now, try to contain yourself but we may have found a shortcut to bypass the whole aging process. Check out this Auntie Mask! You can look ancient in no time at all! You may want to think about raiding your grandma's closet. That will keep people from wondering why an elderly woman is wearing jeans with tears and fitted Tees with graphic designs that the young whipper-snappers are into nowadays. So, grab some hard candies, get your old-timer jargon down, and come up with some delightful stories a"
Price: 54.99
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| White Flapper Headband with Rhinestones |
"People will think they had walked right through a time-portal somewhere along the way once they see your 1920's Flapper Costume complete with this beautiful headband! It has almost been one hundred years since the Roaring Twenties and, as a whole, America has come very far since then, but as it often does, history continues to repeat itself. Still today you can see the younger generations rebelling against social norms just as the Flappers were known for doing. If you want to pay homage to these brave and fun-loving women of the 20's then throw on a knee-high dress, a fancy pair of high heels, get a bob cut for your next hairdo, and accessorize it with this White Flapper Headband with Rhinestones! The feathers and lovely jewel will tell everyone that you came to be the life of the party and when you start using classic flapper slang while dancing to some smooth jazz no one will be able to crash your good time."
Price: 12.99
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