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| Toddler Ugly Christmas Vest Shirt |
"Kids are great, aren't they? You can dress them up in ridiculous outfits and they actually wear them thinking that they're the coolest clothes around. Why yes, I'd like to wear that sweater with that makes me look like Christmas exploded on my shirt. That would be just aces, mum! That's what we imagine a your child would say if you asked him to wear this funny Christmas shirt and if he also happened to be British. We suggest you keep pictures of your little one wearing this shirt for leverage against them during their teenage years. Trust us, you're going to need those pics."
Price: 24.99
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| Wicket Ewok Back Buddy |
"Sure, you COULD head to the second moon of Endor is search of Wicket the Ewok to be your best pal. The only problem with that is, we currently have problems making a round trip to Mars, so it might take a couple of lifetimes to reach a galaxy far, far away in the kind of spaceships that current technology allows. We're working on making a real Millennium Falcon, but until we can figure out the hyperdrive propulsion system, you might just have to settle for this Ewok shaped back buddy. He does carry your stuff around like a real one does, and he looks just as adorable, so it's really not too bad of a compromise."
Price: 39.99
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| Wampa Rug |
"Hunting for Wampas on Hoth is a really, really bad idea. Sure, Luke managed to get away all right in Empire Strikes Back, but he almost ended up as a Jedi popsicle snack. If you don't have Jedi powers, chances are the outcome will be you inside of a big angry snow creature's belly. There is another way to get a Wampa hide for your living room floor though. Our hunters painstakingly track the beasts through the tundras and take them down with unmatched skill, leaving the hide completely intact. Just place the order and they'll go retrieve the hide! (Actual rug not made from Wampa hide. They're not real.)"
Price: 148.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Slippers |
"You know, the Sith have to get up and face the day just like everyone else. You think the Sith have any more power to resist the horror of Mondays? That Dark Side acolytes don't need their morning coffee and a peek at what's new on the Holonet to get going in the morning? Sith, despite what you've heard, are like everyone else. They need slippers to keep their feet nice and warm, just like you. They might be a little more force choke prone, or shoot lightning out of their fingertips and everything, but they still need the simple comforts in life. These slippers will help you relax, so you can go track down and annihilate those rebels once and for all! (Right after that cup of joe...)"
Price: 14.99
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| Star Wars Darth Vader Slippers |
"You know, the Sith have to get up and face the day just like everyone else. You think the Sith have any more power to resist the horror of Mondays? That Dark Side acolytes don't need their morning coffee and a peek at what's new on the Holonet to get going in the morning? Sith, despite what you've heard, are like everyone else. They need slippers to keep their feet nice and warm, just like you. They might be a little more force choke prone, or shoot lightning out of their fingertips and everything, but they still need the simple comforts in life. These slippers will help you relax, so you can go track down and annihilate those rebels once and for all! (Right after that cup of joe...)"
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Scotty Dog Uniform |
"If you're pretty sure that at your house arf arf arf means I'm givin er all that I got, captain you're going to want to get your dog outfitted with this Scotty uniform costume. Whatever kind of dog you have, we're sure you'll love having them outfitted in this classic Star Trek look, and it'll be great to have your pooch help keep your engines running at full tilt!"
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Scotty Dog Uniform |
"If you're pretty sure that at your house arf arf arf means I'm givin er all that I got, captain you're going to want to get your dog outfitted with this Scotty uniform costume. Whatever kind of dog you have, we're sure you'll love having them outfitted in this classic Star Trek look, and it'll be great to have your pooch help keep your engines running at full tilt!"
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Scotty Dog Uniform |
"If you're pretty sure that at your house arf arf arf means I'm givin er all that I got, captain you're going to want to get your dog outfitted with this Scotty uniform costume. Whatever kind of dog you have, we're sure you'll love having them outfitted in this classic Star Trek look, and it'll be great to have your pooch help keep your engines running at full tilt!"
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Scotty Dog Uniform |
"If you're pretty sure that at your house arf arf arf means I'm givin er all that I got, captain you're going to want to get your dog outfitted with this Scotty uniform costume. Whatever kind of dog you have, we're sure you'll love having them outfitted in this classic Star Trek look, and it'll be great to have your pooch help keep your engines running at full tilt!"
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform |
"Is your dog a natural-born explorer? Then he might be a good candidate for ship's dog aboard the Starship Enterprise. This Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform will make him, literally, the Top Dog! And you just know he'll keep a sharp watch out for Klingons or Romulans...."
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform |
"Is your dog a natural-born explorer? Then he might be a good candidate for ship's dog aboard the Starship Enterprise. This Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform will make him, literally, the Top Dog! And you just know he'll keep a sharp watch out for Klingons or Romulans...."
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform |
"Is your dog a natural-born explorer? Then he might be a good candidate for ship's dog aboard the Starship Enterprise. This Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform will make him, literally, the Top Dog! And you just know he'll keep a sharp watch out for Klingons or Romulans...."
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform |
"Is your dog a natural-born explorer? Then he might be a good candidate for ship's dog aboard the Starship Enterprise. This Star Trek Kirk Dog Uniform will make him, literally, the Top Dog! And you just know he'll keep a sharp watch out for Klingons or Romulans...."
Price: 14.99
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| Star Trek Spock Hooded Dog Uniform |
"Vulcan logic may not be a dog's strong point, but that doesn't mean your four-footed friend can't wear this Star Trek Spock Hooded Dog Uniform. The hood gives the appearance of Spock's dark hair and pointed Vulcan ears. And, who knows? Maybe your dog can learn some logic!"
Price: 28.99
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| Female Football Player Costume |
"You might get a penalty for excessive sexiness in this sexy Female Football Player Costume! The ensemble includes shorts and cropped jersey, both of 80/20 nylon/spandex knit. Practice your blocking stance this Halloween as the sexiest player on the team!"
Price: 39.99
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| Temptress Indian Costume |
"Tempt those cowboys to stay for a little longer when you wear this Temptress Indian Costume. The ensemble includes a dress, armbands, feather headband, and boot covers. Add moccasins or sexy sandals to complete your look. Pair up with a fellow Indian and go as couple!"
Price: 29.99
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| Temptress Indian Costume |
"Tempt those cowboys to stay for a little longer when you wear this Temptress Indian Costume. The ensemble includes a dress, armbands, feather headband, and boot covers. Add moccasins or sexy sandals to complete your look. Pair up with a fellow Indian and go as couple!"
Price: 29.99
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| Jamaican Bobsled Team Costume |
"It's time to win this race, ya mon! It will be a cinch in this Jamaican Bobsled Team Costume, which pays homage to the scrappy, determined quartet from the 1988 Winter Olympics at Calgary, whose inspirational story was told in the 1993 movie Cool Runnings. Check out all of our silly and unique skinsuits!"
Price: 54.99
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| Adult Katy Perry Left Shark Costume |
"Definitely the star of the Super Bowl Half Time show in 2015 was the unexpected but glorious appearance of the Left Shark. He stole our hearts as he danced and grooved to his own beat in front of the entire world. What more is there to say about this incredible fish? For starters, he's an aquatic American hero. He once swam across the sea just to party. He can dance with pop stars and still steal the show. Yep, he's the most interesting shark in the world and now you can feel what it's like to be so awesome when you wear this official Left Shark costume!"
Price: 79.99
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| Plus Size Home Alone Green Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal |
"If you're one of those people who love to watch Home Alone every Christmas season then you certainly recognize the quote on this sweater. It comes from the classic film Angels with Filthy Souls in which an old man gets really mad at everyone and resolves the tension with his tommy gun. So, if you've always loved the film and you've always wanted to tell people, Merry Christmas ya filthy animal, but never dared, now you can with this Home Alone sweater."
Price: 54.99
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| Deluxe Rockford Peaches Costume |
"You are sure to hit a home run this Halloween in this Deluxe Rockford Peaches Costume. To complete the look, bring your own bat, ball and glove. Play Ball!"
Price: 59.99
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| Detective Wig |
"People never take the pet detective business seriously, unless you have a wacky flipped up hairstyle. The Miami police department is sure to take you seriously when you wear this do with pride and make some butt-related jokes. Or maybe not, but it's still a good time either way."
Price: 14.99
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| Wood Warlock Mask |
Be careful of what might lurk in the trees! Become a spooky tree demon when you wear this Wood Warlock Mask.
Price: 229.99
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| Infant Double Stitch Sock Monkey Hat |
This Infant Double Stitch Sock Monkey Hat is a cute hat for your baby. It' features all of the iconic details of a classic sock monkey doll. An adorable look for any time of the year!
Price: 9.99
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| Adult Goku Costume |
"Goku can never catch a break. When he's not fending off the attacks of his violent brother Raditz, he's locked in an epic battle against Frieza on Namek, or he's facing off against the evil android Cell for the fate of Earth. The frightening thing is, as tough as all those bad guys are, they don't even compare to how scary Chi-Chi can get when Goku's late for dinner. Maybe that's why he has to wear his fighting gear all the time, because he never knows when he'll have to unleash a Kamehameha Wave on some kind of super-powered villain, or when he'll have to dodge Chi-Chi's famous You-Forgot-To-Take-Out-The-Garbage Backhand Attack. Trust us, when you're in the thick of it, you'll be glad you brought your own Dragon Ball Z outfit, recreated as the bright orange gear worn by Goku, to the fight."
Price: 49.99
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| Adult Goku Costume |
"Goku can never catch a break. When he's not fending off the attacks of his violent brother Raditz, he's locked in an epic battle against Frieza on Namek, or he's facing off against the evil android Cell for the fate of Earth. The frightening thing is, as tough as all those bad guys are, they don't even compare to how scary Chi-Chi can get when Goku's late for dinner. Maybe that's why he has to wear his fighting gear all the time, because he never knows when he'll have to unleash a Kamehameha Wave on some kind of super-powered villain, or when he'll have to dodge Chi-Chi's famous You-Forgot-To-Take-Out-The-Garbage Backhand Attack. Trust us, when you're in the thick of it, you'll be glad you brought your own Dragon Ball Z outfit, recreated as the bright orange gear worn by Goku, to the fight."
Price: 49.99
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| Adult Goku Costume |
"Goku can never catch a break. When he's not fending off the attacks of his violent brother Raditz, he's locked in an epic battle against Frieza on Namek, or he's facing off against the evil android Cell for the fate of Earth. The frightening thing is, as tough as all those bad guys are, they don't even compare to how scary Chi-Chi can get when Goku's late for dinner. Maybe that's why he has to wear his fighting gear all the time, because he never knows when he'll have to unleash a Kamehameha Wave on some kind of super-powered villain, or when he'll have to dodge Chi-Chi's famous You-Forgot-To-Take-Out-The-Garbage Backhand Attack. Trust us, when you're in the thick of it, you'll be glad you brought your own Dragon Ball Z outfit, recreated as the bright orange gear worn by Goku, to the fight."
Price: 49.99
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| Adult Goku Costume |
"Goku can never catch a break. When he's not fending off the attacks of his violent brother Raditz, he's locked in an epic battle against Frieza on Namek, or he's facing off against the evil android Cell for the fate of Earth. The frightening thing is, as tough as all those bad guys are, they don't even compare to how scary Chi-Chi can get when Goku's late for dinner. Maybe that's why he has to wear his fighting gear all the time, because he never knows when he'll have to unleash a Kamehameha Wave on some kind of super-powered villain, or when he'll have to dodge Chi-Chi's famous You-Forgot-To-Take-Out-The-Garbage Backhand Attack. Trust us, when you're in the thick of it, you'll be glad you brought your own Dragon Ball Z outfit, recreated as the bright orange gear worn by Goku, to the fight."
Price: 49.99
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